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  • HafBayked
    HafBayked Members Posts: 16,248 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    7figz wrote: »
    Who pays when 2 lesbians go on a date ?

    why would they go on a date when they got unlimited sandwiches and no man to eat them?
  • TonyDubbz
    TonyDubbz Guests, Members, Writer, Content Producer Posts: 19,261 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    And why u using yahoo bruh? that ? is like the most hacked email service. I wouldn't use that ? unless I just had to

  • Westie
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    Westie wrote: »
    Welp... my kid found my ? and i think i'm gonna die

    When the kids were smaller, my oldest(8 at the time) came back to the house with the neighbor kid. They were like look what we found at his house! A basic finger length ? . My eyes widen and I tell him go put that back where ever you got it from. He was like why, I said just do it. When he leaves, my kid asks what it was and I told her it's a toy women use on their ? cuz it feels good. Her eyes widen and face gets weird and she exclaims, he put that in his mouth!

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  • HafBayked
    HafBayked Members Posts: 16,248 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    TonyDubbz wrote: »
    HafBayked wrote: »
    Kat wrote: »
    HafBayked wrote: »
    damn somebody tryna hack me hard

    my email full of ? talkin bout they got a gift for me

    one says "I AM SO ANGRY WITH YOU....are you ignoring me?"

    ? crazy smh

    Stay off them porn sites haf.

    i'd almost take that lick but this is my business email (yahoo) and the few times I did pay for some premium it was all connected to ? accounts on google

    but speaking of....have ya'll ever had to cancel a porn subscription after a bad weekend?

    ? didnt work at first so I had to chat w/ these people....? was hilarious on both ends

    I wish i would pay for some porn ? kys
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    I said "bad" weekend dawg lmao

    when Im on certain ? I cant scroll the same old clips I need that new new.... premium in HD....it was either team skeet or who's that girl that got me for $10 *shrugs*

    TonyDubbz wrote: »
    And why u using yahoo bruh? that ? is like the most hacked email service. I wouldn't use that ? unless I just had to

    its old...havent made a new yahoo in several years....just never got rid of this one
  • TonyDubbz
    TonyDubbz Guests, Members, Writer, Content Producer Posts: 19,261 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited September 2017
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    HafBayked wrote: »
    TonyDubbz wrote: »
    HafBayked wrote: »
    Kat wrote: »
    HafBayked wrote: »
    damn somebody tryna hack me hard

    my email full of ? talkin bout they got a gift for me

    one says "I AM SO ANGRY WITH YOU....are you ignoring me?"

    ? crazy smh

    Stay off them porn sites haf.

    i'd almost take that lick but this is my business email (yahoo) and the few times I did pay for some premium it was all connected to ? accounts on google

    but speaking of....have ya'll ever had to cancel a porn subscription after a bad weekend?

    ? didnt work at first so I had to chat w/ these people....? was hilarious on both ends

    I wish i would pay for some porn ? kys
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    I said "bad" weekend dawg lmao

    when Im on certain ? I cant scroll the same old clips I need that new new.... premium in HD....it was either team skeet or who's that girl that got me for $10 *shrugs*

    TonyDubbz wrote: »
    And why u using yahoo bruh? that ? is like the most hacked email service. I wouldn't use that ? unless I just had to

    its old...havent made a new yahoo in several years....just never got rid of this one

    I think that theres a way to import your yahoo acct over to gmail now if i aint mistaken. I got an old yahoo account that i dont use anymore and I said i was gonna try to import it over just cause i got some old emails on there i wanna hold onto
  • SolemnSauce
    SolemnSauce Members Posts: 15,860 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    These folks at my job gonna announce that the city is reversing interstate lanes for evacuation, but the office will be open till 3pm Sunday and it's business as usual Friday and Saturday.

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    ? is wrong with America?
  • HafBayked
    HafBayked Members Posts: 16,248 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited September 2017
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    AP21 wrote: »
    man haf trippin paying for porn

    they practically giving the ? away these days lol

    y'all obviously dont know the difference.....or ? wit blow lol

    plus im not a torrent geek i aint with all that downloading, unzipping files, send to nasa for testing, wait a hour, reboot the computer

    you can have that mane it was 10 bucks and MY party lmao
  • OmegaConflict
    OmegaConflict Members Posts: 39,030 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Westie wrote: »
    Westie wrote: »
    Welp... my kid found my ? and i think i'm gonna die

    When the kids were smaller, my oldest(8 at the time) came back to the house with the neighbor kid. They were like look what we found at his house! A basic finger length ? . My eyes widen and I tell him go put that back where ever you got it from. He was like why, I said just do it. When he leaves, my kid asks what it was and I told her it's a toy women use on their ? cuz it feels good. Her eyes widen and face gets weird and she exclaims, he put that in his mouth!

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    That's how you was when you had it in your buttthole
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  • deadeye
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    Ya know what. I ain't fighting with you. You, white girl only, can not relate to blood wars within yourself.
    I'm livid. I'm out.
    Check y'all later.


    @MizuryLillith



    Quite the contrary.



    I don't know if your'e aware of this, but Kathryn is actually "Black Dutch."
  • Max.
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    I have 4 kids ranging from 4-19...
    Ain't one of them EVER seen mom's toys...
    Ever.
    Wtf is wrong with you "ladies".....
    Just sayin.
    I bet y'all just love it when people bring that ? back up....
    Welp. Ya brought it on yourself.

    How many black guys u ? ? Over 40

    I bet all the dude that nutted in u bounced


    Sad
  • SolemnSauce
    SolemnSauce Members Posts: 15,860 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Petty
  • HafBayked
    HafBayked Members Posts: 16,248 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Haf got put out and forgot the phone huh?

    nah....no smoking day 2

    tryna stack up for a min


    I was slangin the ? outta them weights today lol

    ? aint never went this easy....I think I needed a break


  • LEMZIMUS_RAMSEY
    LEMZIMUS_RAMSEY Members, Writer Posts: 17,670 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Petty

    Not at all monsieur
    Not at all

  • a.mann
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    a.mann wrote: »
    Kat wrote: »
    I have 4 kids ranging from 4-19...
    Ain't one of them EVER seen mom's toys...
    Ever.
    Wtf is wrong with you "ladies".....
    Just sayin.
    I bet y'all just love it when people bring that ? back up....
    Welp. Ya brought it on yourself.

    But how many times have they seen you ? out your mind? Stop hating, methhead.

    wow...........


    I'll really like to know the answer to this

    You other ladies more than welcome to share your stories as well
  • SolemnSauce
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    Just got the email update that after Friday, we closed till weds

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  • Lou Cypher
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    HafBayked wrote: »
    damn somebody tryna hack me hard

    my email full of ? talkin bout they got a gift for me

    one says "I AM SO ANGRY WITH YOU....are you ignoring me?"

    ? crazy smh

    Ive been getting messages like 3 times a week from random accounts trying to say hey or some other message that is an obvious bot. ? is annoying.
  • MizuryLillith
    MizuryLillith Members Posts: 2,419 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Westie wrote: »
    I have 4 kids ranging from 4-19...
    Ain't one of them EVER seen mom's toys...
    Ever.
    Wtf is wrong with you "ladies".....
    Just sayin.
    I bet y'all just love it when people bring that ? back up....
    Welp. Ya brought it on yourself.

    Girl sit down and take your lithium.

    Yeah yeah im older than dirt.....
    Thank you for continuing to make my point.
  • caddo man
    caddo man Members Posts: 22,476 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Bout to run this KP 5k. They got us out here too early. 15 minutes till start.
  • MizuryLillith
    MizuryLillith Members Posts: 2,419 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    MsSouthern wrote: »
    I have 4 kids ranging from 4-19...
    Ain't one of them EVER seen mom's toys...
    Ever.
    Wtf is wrong with you "ladies".....
    Just sayin.
    I bet y'all just love it when people bring that ? back up....
    Welp. Ya brought it on yourself.

    That you know of .... kids are sneaky

    Don't be that naive mom

    Nah my boys are the older ones. They scared to run into that ? . Lol my girl ain't quite grown yet so...... Hell even my time might come.