Man Who Lost ? Has Robotic ? Created
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Man without ? gets 8-inch bionic robo-?
Mohammed Abad of Edinburgh, Scotland, had a rough start in life. When Abad was just six, he lost his ? in a car accident after he was dragged 600 feet. Unfortunately, the accident ruined his ability to have sex and he went through his adulthood a ? , but a new procedure will change all that.
According to The Sun, surgeons started working on a bionic replacement for the 43-year-old’s ? about three years ago — beginning with a skin graft taken from Abad’s arm. The end result is an eight-inch robo-? implant that Abad can inflate with fluids at will.
“When you want a bit of action you press the ‘on’ button, and when you are finished you press another button,” Abad told The Sun. “It takes seconds. Doctors have told me to keep practicing.”
The paper provided this handy diagram of how his new manhood actually works.
Needless to say, Abad is really stoked to finally have sex, especially since one marriage already failed after he withheld the fact that he lost his ? in a car crash until the wedding night.
This isn’t the first time doctors have been able to replace a man’s lost ? . Earlier this year, a man received a working ? transplant after losing his member to a botched circumcision.
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I would've left his ass too, how you gonna conceal some pertinent info like that? Dealbreaker.
But good for him getting a new ? . -
Do it feel good
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real life 40 year old ?
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This ? gonna ? ? into a coma
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Robodick
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Didn't this happen in archer
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I would've left his ass too, how you gonna conceal some pertinent info like that? Dealbreaker.
But good for him getting a new ? .
Shallow ass lol -
"Gentleman, we can rebuild him. We have the technology to make him the first bionic man". Doctors dun turned him into go go gadget. I'm sure dude can still get some play or have a relationship. No different then chicks using vibraters. He just got to tell them before hand. Before he start using the Nike "pump it" button on his ? and inflating his member, nh.
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VulcanRaven wrote: »
So now sex isn't an important part of marriage? You would stay with a woman who concealed the fact that her ? didn't work?
sorry I didn't tell you but I had to have it sewn up for medical reasons. -
blackgod813 wrote: »Do it feel good
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"Go-go Gadget ? !"
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All yall hoes complaining about admantium ? better not be using vibrators
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8 inches? talk about making up for missed hard ons.
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Interesting. I bet all the nurses took a peek.
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I had a couple of patients who didn't get any results from Viagra, Cialis, etc and (understandably) didn't want to use Caverject so I sent them to Urology and they got these implants instead.
Those old homies loved the ? ? . These cyborg peckers get hard as a rock whenever you want (no anxiety, no whiskey ? ) and stay hard for as long as you want.
One was a 76 year old who went from not having sex in 8-9 years to ? three old ? in his retirement community in a rotation every week. -
This.All yall hoes complaining about admantium fick better not be using vibrators
? stick all kinds of objects in themselves.. There's enough curious women out there for him to get some play -
Devices of this kind should be covered by insurance
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All yall hoes complaining about admantium ? better not be using vibrators
nobody is complaining about his Terminator ? . Just saying that he lied to somebody about having an actual ? and didn't tell her until after they were married. He had NO ? . That is ? up and you can't blame that on anybody but him. -
I would love to know what he said on the wedding night.
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...that car accident scrubbed his ? off....pause
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babelipsss wrote: »I would love to know what he said on the wedding night.
"TAH DAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!" -
Lol @ he had NO ?
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No pictures?
