Man Who Lost ? Has Robotic ? Created
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808HiLife808 wrote: »Sandinista wrote: »The story continues...Man who has a bionic ? finally loses his virginity aged 44 to a sex worker - who reveals he 'lasted nearly TWO HOURS'
A 44-year-old man whose ? was ripped off in a childhood accident has finally been able to have sex for the first time.
Mohammed Abad, from Edinburgh, Scotland, had a bionic ? fitted in 2012 and lost his virginity to sex worker Charlotte Rose, 35, after being given the green light by doctors. The divorcee said a 'big burden' had been lifted following their encounter which happened after the pair got to know each other over a few days.
Mohammed told New Day: 'I've been waiting for this day since I was 18. But now a big burden is off my back and I'm so happy.'He first met Charlotte, who specialises in disabled clients, for a dinner date and then got to know each other better over a few days and stayed in a central London hotel.
Mohammed was nervous and on the first attempt, his ? malfunctioned with one side of the pump failing to properly inflate.
But on the second attempt, the pump was able to perform properly. Mohammed told the newspaper: 'When Charlotte saw it for the first time, she was silent and I was a bit worried. But then she said: "It's incredible".'
After their session together, which lasted for an hour and three quarters, Charlotte said she was 'impressed'.
Now Mohammed's goal is to become a father. He previously said: 'Three years ago I never thought this day would come but now I'm ready to have some fun and sow my wild oats.
'I've never felt like a full man but now I'm ready for my life to start and I've never felt so confident.
'I want to get the '? ' tag off my back as soon as possible but eventually I hope to get married and have two children - a girl and a boy.'
Mohammed was given the green light by doctors to test it out and hopes to be in a long-term relationship by next year.
He said: 'I've waited so long for this that I don't want to waste any more time. I feel like my life is finally starting and I plan to live it to the fullest.'Charlotte, who specialises in disabled clients, got in touch when she heard about Mohammed's plight and waived her usual £160 fee for the occasion.
Charlotte, a single mum to two teenage children, told New Day: 'I wanted to make sure there was no pressure for Mo. There was a lot of fun, smiles and giggles. The room got quite heated.
'In the end, he lasted for an hour and three quarters. I was impressed.'
Charlotte has slept with 'well over 1,000 men' but said she had never come across a bionic ? before.
In January 1978, Mohammed was pushed into the street during a snowball fight and hit by a car that dragged him 600 yards.
Mohammed said: 'My ? was ripped off and a ? was also destroyed.
'I was taken to the hospital and given 12 hours to live.'
Doctors were miraculously able to stabilise him, but there was nothing they could do to salvage his detached ? .
Four years ago, Mohammed had the life-changing surgery to create his ? , which was constructed using skin from his forearm rolled up like a 'sausage roll'.
Prior to his surgeries, Mohammed had an arranged marriage, but kept his situation a secret from his wife until his wedding night.
Mohammed was never able to consummate the marriage and last year the relationship came to an end after three years.
Now, Mohammed has a working ? and hopes he will be able to sustain a relationship in the future.
Mohammed said: 'First thing the doctor said, was, You've got a big arm, so we'll be able to make you a big ? ' so from there I just left it to him and I'm quite happy with what I've got....
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3502442/Man-bionic-? -finally-loses-virginity-aged-44-sex-worker.html
this mf is gonna try to pretty woman her ass once nobody else is tryna ? with that robotic, arm ? ...elbow skin on it and ?
she out here scoopin up mfs with disabilities as her specialty tho?? she was on the ic readin that thread about jackin wheelchair people off like
Can't even blame him honestly I would fall in love with the first ? at 44 too -
This ? gonna ? ? into a coma
Post of the year.
Relevance
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hope he gets himself some real slovenly white women
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Honestly I wouldn't ever go through all that cause I'd just blow my brains out if I lost my ? .
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My hands are numb reading this thread
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Since when is that a deal breaker?
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VulcanRaven wrote: »
But did she ask if he had a ? ?
I'm sure you've asked everyone you've ever dated if her ? functions. That's like usually the question ? lead with right?
And upon further reading, that woman lasted 3 years. I would have left his ass the second I found out so she's a saint in my book. -
Will Munny wrote: »Honestly I wouldn't ever go through all that cause I'd just blow my brains out if I lost my ? .
He grew up without one. He never knew the joys of it. -
How is he enjoying this tho
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So this ? never played "hide go get it"
He never goosed/hunched
He never let a ? smell his ?
That ? aint ordinary -
How is he enjoying this tho
I'm sure there is nerve endings in the rolled up forearm skin. Just being able to put anything in a woman probably makes him happy. -
Will Munny wrote: »Honestly I wouldn't ever go through all that cause I'd just blow my brains out if I lost my ? .
He grew up without one. He never knew the joys of it.
id still blown my brains out, for sure. -
So this ? never played "hide go get it"
He never goosed/hunched
He never let a ? smell his ?
That ? aint ordinary
Um wats goosed hunch an who smelling ? ..Will Munny wrote: »Honestly I wouldn't ever go through all that cause I'd just blow my brains out if I lost my ? .
He grew up without one. He never knew the joys of it.
The prostate can still b rubes for a orgasm i read ? books -
VulcanRaven wrote: »
But did she ask if he had a ? ?
I'm sure you've asked everyone you've ever dated if her ? functions. That's like usually the question ? lead with right?
And upon further reading, that woman lasted 3 years. I would have left his ass the second I found out so she's a saint in my book.
The first question I ask is does that ? work properly. -
That ? ex gonna try come back and get that work
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This is funny because back when I was single the first thing I'd do whenever I kissed a girl was to finger her at the same time.
I think I was subconsciously checking for a fully functional snatch. -
Sandinista wrote: »This is funny because back when I was single the first thing I'd do whenever I kissed a girl was to finger her at the same time.
I think I was subconsciously checking for a fully functional snatch.
The first kiss you goin for da ? -
blackgod813 wrote: »So this ? never played "hide go get it"
He never goosed/hunched
He never let a ? smell his ?
That ? aint ordinaryWill Munny wrote: »Honestly I wouldn't ever go through all that cause I'd just blow my brains out if I lost my ? .
He grew up without one. He never knew the joys of it.
The prostate can still b rubes for a orgasm i read ? books
Yea that's how I usually get off -
blackgod813 wrote: »So this ? never played "hide go get it"
He never goosed/hunched
He never let a ? smell his ?
That ? aint ordinaryWill Munny wrote: »Honestly I wouldn't ever go through all that cause I'd just blow my brains out if I lost my ? .
He grew up without one. He never knew the joys of it.
The prostate can still b rubes for a orgasm i read ? books
Yea that's how I usually get off
Pick a gender you can't be both! -
Hilarious
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Whole thread hilarious.
Eh. At least hell get a peice of the experience... almost like window shopping.
But aint nothing going to substitute for getting a peice of ? or ass raw dog bruh -
Good for him. Dude will probably get plenty action just off the strength of women being curious.
On a side note, between the horrible way this man was castrated as a child and the rats destroying that lil French girl. I gotta say, people, please watch your kids. -
Dude should go into porn, and make up for lost time.
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blackgod813 wrote: »So this ? never played "hide go get it"
He never goosed/hunched
He never let a ? smell his ?
That ? aint ordinaryWill Munny wrote: »Honestly I wouldn't ever go through all that cause I'd just blow my brains out if I lost my ? .
He grew up without one. He never knew the joys of it.
The prostate can still b rubes for a orgasm i read ? books
Yea that's how I usually get off
where is the "wtf" button when you need it. this ? either be trollin on some doU ? or is a batty in the D -
ineedpussy wrote: »blackgod813 wrote: »So this ? never played "hide go get it"
He never goosed/hunched
He never let a ? smell his ?
That ? aint ordinaryWill Munny wrote: »Honestly I wouldn't ever go through all that cause I'd just blow my brains out if I lost my ? .
He grew up without one. He never knew the joys of it.
The prostate can still b rubes for a orgasm i read ? books
Yea that's how I usually get off
where is the "wtf" button when you need it. this ? either be trollin on some doU ? or is a batty in the D
But why does homosexual sex make u ? in this society?
