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I would've guessed "plowed" but that ? would be mad ? if ur a dude.everyone knows some, or have made up there own..
i got one i made up no one ever gets...
what do you do when your snowed in?
*This guy at the end of the bar tells a man that if he drinks a "Mr. Incredible" he'll be invincible
*The guy says "Whatever!" so Guy 1 says "I'll prove it!"
*He drinks the drink, goes to the roof and jumps off.
*A few seconds later he dust himself of and comes back inside.
*Guy 2 doesn't believe what he saw and gets Guy 1 to do it three more times
*Guy 2 orders the drink, climbs to the roof, jumps and splatters all over the sidewalk
*The bartender looks to Guy 1 and says.............. -
whats the worlds smartest insect?
"the spelling bee"
(now press play for 5 secs)
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Rocket Kidd wrote: »so theres 2 muffins in the oven..the 1st muffin looks at the 2nd muffin and says "whoo its hot in here huh" the 2nd muffin looks at the 1st muffin and says "? a talkin muffin"
the end
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Glowy ain't got paper.
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i would've guessed "plowed" but that ? would be mad ? if ur a dude.
*this guy at the end of the bar tells a man that if he drinks a "mr. Incredible" he'll be invincible
*the guy says "whatever!" so guy 1 says "i'll prove it!"
*he drinks the drink, goes to the roof and jumps off.
*a few seconds later he dust himself of and comes back inside.
*guy 2 doesn't believe what he saw and gets guy 1 to do it three more times
*guy 2 orders the drink, climbs to the roof, jumps and splatters all over the sidewalk
*the bartender looks to guy 1 and says..............
i heard this... For got what the ending was -
what do you call a blind deer?
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I would've guessed "plowed" but that ? would be mad ? if ur a dude.
*This guy at the end of the bar tells a man that if he drinks a "Mr. Incredible" he'll be invincible
*The guy says "Whatever!" so Guy 1 says "I'll prove it!"
*He drinks the drink, goes to the roof and jumps off.
*A few seconds later he dust himself of and comes back inside.
*Guy 2 doesn't believe what he saw and gets Guy 1 to do it three more times
*Guy 2 orders the drink, climbs to the roof, jumps and splatters all over the sidewalk
*The bartender looks to Guy 1 and says..............
That superman is a ? when hes been drinking -
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What do you call a cow with no legs?
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Fly society513 wrote: »What do you call a cow with no legs?
joe sun??? -
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Why did the homosexual leave the hotel early?
Because he had his ? packed the night before.
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What do you call a lesbian eskimo?
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Rocket Kidd wrote: »so theres 2 muffins in the oven..the 1st muffin looks at the 2nd muffin and says "whoo its hot in here huh" the 2nd muffin looks at the 1st muffin and says "? a talkin muffin"
the end
lmao yo this was actually funny as hell -
MorganFreemanKing wrote: »What do you call a lesbian eskimo?
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ok yall heres a funny one i heard.
on world star there was this video of a dog tryna ? this chicken right.
So why did the chicken cross the road?
Do get it ? .
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PUPU_IZ_DRO wrote: »Yo mama so stupid, she tried to make papa johns take a paternity test........
Bytch they sale pizza! Hahahaha
hahaha unintentional humor at its finest. -
what kind of phones do prisoners use?
cell phones -
knock knock
who's there
apollo
apollo who?
apoloGIZEEEEEE..... niggaaaa -
Knock knock
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Knock Knock!
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KNOCK KN--
We got a doorbell ? gotdayum!! -
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Jaded Righteousness wrote: »knock knock
who's there
apollo
apollo who?
apoloGIZEEEEEE..... niggaaaa
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how do you stop 5 white men from ? a woman
give'em a hockey puck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ytCEuuW2_A
