"I thought you was gon have a little dck" - Her ((Ladies))

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  • bunz
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    edited May 2011
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    meekins wrote: »
    *WEAK!* how that happen?? lol

    he does it as a joke like in front of their staircase... he doesnt keep a special step ladder for pictures lol....
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  • meekins
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    edited May 2011
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    bunz wrote: »
    he does it as a joke like in front of their staircase... he doesnt keep a special step ladder for pictures lol....

    lmao.. hell naw... i was about to say.. thats some shid to do lol
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  • caligolden
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    edited May 2011
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    meekins wrote: »
    somebody call me short, i just smile and tell em how i feel about it. "i like it cuz it gets more attention from females" (believe it or not, but females love a short dude)

    Yeah, a lot of women do, because they know what's up (no pun intended). Then you have women like Kat and Pico who live in blissful ignorance lol
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  • kat2180
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    meekins wrote: »
    (believe it or not, but females love a short dude)

    I'll take NOT for $500...
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  • kat2180
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    caligolden wrote: »
    Yeah, a lot of women do, because they know what's up (no pun intended). Then you have women like Kat and Pico who live in blissful ignorance lol


    I don't doubt that some short men are packing, but how does that help ne if he can't even reach the ? ? lol!
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  • caligolden
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    edited May 2011
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    kat2180 wrote: »
    I'll take NOT for $500...

    Lol, see above post
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  • rose.amoureux
    rose.amoureux Members Posts: 2,046
    edited May 2011
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    Im under 5'7 so if you're not taller than that? Nah.
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  • meekins
    meekins Members Posts: 2,917 ✭✭✭
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    kat2180 wrote: »
    I'll take NOT for $500...
    caligolden wrote: »
    Yeah, a lot of women do, because they know what's up (no pun intended). Then you have women like Kat and Pico who live in blissful ignorance lol

    exactly. you aint never lied. she still n denial about her love for me. she says she dont like short dudes, but thats only cuz she 6'8 and dont wanna be seen with somebody that come up to her elbow. but we all know if we was behind the setting, it would be on and pop'n.
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  • rico_ENS
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    edited May 2011
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    yall migets funny as ?
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  • meekins
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    kat2180 wrote: »
    I don't doubt that some short men are packing, but how does that help ne if he can't even reach the ? ? lol!

    this is why i prefer shorter women, but if im smashin somebody my height or a lil taller and im hittin it from the back.. she just gotta spread her legs a lil more so the ? drops a tad bit.
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  • caligolden
    caligolden Members Posts: 224
    edited May 2011
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    kat2180 wrote: »
    I don't doubt that some short men are packing, but how does that help ne if he can't even reach the ? ? lol!

    Come on Kat, know that height mainly comes from the leg length. So when you're horizontal you're the same height. The tallest chick I ? was 5'11 and she said it was the best sex of her life, I'm not bullshittin, she didn't just say it to me, she told a bunch of people (which actually resulted in me getting more ? , because a few of them wanted to see for themselves!)
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  • caligolden
    caligolden Members Posts: 224
    edited May 2011
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    I typically go for women my size or shorter though
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  • meekins
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    caligolden wrote: »
    Come on Kat, know that height mainly comes from the leg length. So when you're horizontal you're the same height. The tallest chick I ? was 5'11 and she said it was the best sex of her life, I'm not bullshittin, she didn't just say it to me, she told a bunch of people (which actually resulted in me getting more ? , because a few of them wanted to see for themselves!)

    right.. that 46 year old on the phone talkin to her girls and her daughter whos younger than me thats off in college.. talkin about my ? .. talkin bout.. "yea girl.. he got a abnormally large ? " .. smh.. she would just stand there when we done doin what we doin and just look at my ? and shake her head and start laughin cuz im so short but my ? tell a different story lol.
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  • rose.amoureux
    rose.amoureux Members Posts: 2,046
    edited May 2011
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    caligolden wrote: »
    I typically go for women my size or shorter though

    Too easy...haha
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  • caligolden
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    rose.amoureux wrote: »
    Too easy...haha

    ¿que como?
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  • meekins
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    edited May 2011
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    rose.amoureux wrote: »
    Too easy...haha

    huh??

    .............
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  • riddlerap
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    edited May 2011
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    i have a small ? . i let ? know beforehand so they dont get disappointed.
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  • meekins
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    edited May 2011
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    riddlerap wrote: »
    i have a small ? . i let ? know beforehand so they dont get disappointed.

    imma start telling them i got a little stub so when i swing it out, it catches them off guard. it usually does anyway tho, so chalk that.
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  • IA.2.TX
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    edited May 2011
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    meekins wrote: »
    LMAO!! naw... like timbs or whatever.. some shoes is flat.. some shoes got more sole's.. so in different shoes, i can "appear" to be taller, which are the so called "good days".. feel me?

    I got you* I was just ? wit you* That ? just sounded funny*
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  • tam
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    edited May 2011
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    riddlerap wrote: »
    i have a small ? . i let ? know beforehand so they dont get disappointed.



    I wish more guys were like you.
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  • meekins
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    edited May 2011
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    tam wrote: »
    I wish more guys were like you.

    .... ummm.... soooo..... you sound like the type that dont like sex cuz these guys not up to par.. how big is yo ? ?
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  • tam
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    edited May 2011
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    meekins wrote: »
    .... ummm.... soooo..... you sound like the type that dont like sex cuz these guys not up to par.. how big is yo ? ?


    Smaller than your mama's....
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  • meekins
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    tam wrote: »
    Smaller than your mama's....

    i dont wanna think about that.
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  • lovelycreation
    lovelycreation Members Posts: 1,765
    edited May 2011
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    Please! I've been DECIEVED TOO MANY TIMES! Very disappointing! I'm happy with my ? and aa batteries! Lol it's not about size 4 me it's how you work that ? !
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  • meekins
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    lovelycreation wrote: »
    Please! I've been DECIEVED TOO MANY TIMES! Very disappointing! I'm happy with my ? and aa batteries! Lol it's not about size 4 me it's how you work that ? !

    its also about how you let me work my stuff. you cant do too much if you steady squirm'n and crying.
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