Predict Drake's next punchline

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  • stringer bell
    stringer bell Members Posts: 26,212 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited April 2010
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    "All need say one word to your girl then she'll spread like cream..Bagel/I'll give her ? a workout.. Kegel"

    "Tryin to figure out what type of super-? I'm on/ Clark Kents on deck but I aint Superman.. Krypton."

    "16 bars,watch gold bars stack,rhyme effortlessly,make ? look easy - MAC."

    "Pulled my pants down and she said what happened..I said girl this is it.. Micheal Jackson"

    "Yall aint rollin big,like pullin up in a Jetta ride/While Im just way too fresh,NO PESTICIDES"

    " I hate to pop your dreams..Pimple/But im advanced and your not.. Simple"

    "She used to be a Christian before/She found a new religon shopping at Christian.. Dior"

    "My stlye is so fresh all day..Doug E/You other ? on some child play..Chucky"

    "I got me a white girl named Lindsay/She addicted to me like ? ..Lohan"
  • EnglishW
    EnglishW Members Posts: 65
    edited April 2010
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    "All need say one word to your girl then she'll spread like cream..Bagel/I'll give her ? a workout.. Kegel"

    "Tryin to figure out what type of super-? I'm on/ Clark Kents on deck but I aint Superman.. Krypton."

    "16 bars,watch gold bars stack,rhyme effortlessly,make ? look easy - MAC."

    "Pulled my pants down and she said what happened..I said girl this is it.. Micheal Jackson"

    "Yall aint rollin big,like pullin up in a Jetta ride/While Im just way too fresh,NO PESTICIDES"

    " I hate to pop your dreams..Pimple/But im advanced and your not.. Simple"

    "She used to be a Christian before/She found a new religon shopping at Christian.. Dior"

    "My stlye is so fresh all day..Doug E/You other ? on some child play..Chucky"

    "I got me a white girl named Lindsay/She addicted to me like ? ..Lohan"

    This is already a Drake punchline of "Goin in 4 Life" just a small varation

    She use to be a christian before...
    But now all she wanna do is shop for Christian Dior clothes,

    http://www.lyricsmania.com/going_in_for_life_lyrics_drake.html
  • The Smooth One
    The Smooth One Members Posts: 725
    edited April 2010
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    "All need say one word to your girl then she'll spread like cream..Bagel/I'll give her ? a workout.. Kegel"
    Make her scream till her voice is mad hoarse... stable

    "Tryin to figure out what type of super-? I'm on/ Clark Kents on deck but I aint Superman.. Krypton."
    I'm watchin you funny dudes but not laughin... sitcom/sit calm

    "My stlye is so fresh all day..Doug E/You other ? on some child play..Chucky"
    In the Public eye makin Enemies... Chuck D

    "I got me a white girl named Lindsay/She addicted to me like ? ..Lohan"
    Got that ? ridin like a bike... no hands


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  • The Smooth One
    The Smooth One Members Posts: 725
    edited April 2010
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    EnglishW wrote: »
    This is already a Drake punchline of "Goin in 4 Life" just a small varation

    She use to be a christian before...
    But now all she wanna do is shop for Christian Dior clothes,

    http://www.lyricsmania.com/going_in_for_life_lyrics_drake.html

    I mean Mack Maine SUNG a punchline with similar wordplay "Get behind a christian, like dior, cuz we areeee" LOL... no comments. But chea.

    Oh and that Christian before/ Dior line ain't really much of a punchline the way Drake worded it...
  • EnglishW
    EnglishW Members Posts: 65
    edited April 2010
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    I mean Mack Maine SUNG a punchline with similar wordplay "Get behind a christian, like dior, cuz we areeee" LOL... no comments. But chea.

    Oh and that Christian before/ Dior line ain't really much of a punchline the way Drake worded it...

    Yeah i just meant to say that they were from a drake song
  • mryounggun
    mryounggun Members Posts: 13,451 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited April 2010
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    i used to be an actor now they saying i got a ghost-writer..... Casper!
    jek wrote: »
    Im the MVP of young money, Allstar...CONVERSE!!


    LMAO. I thought I was the only one who noticed that ? . I can't ? with Drake. So ? don't think I'm hating, let me say this: He CAN rap. But he is just boring as ? on the mic. Something about that kid makes me not ? with him.
  • young_reezy
    young_reezy Members Posts: 3,129 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited April 2010
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    ^ it's the voice, he sound like lil wayne on 20 zanex pills.
  • blackkevblazini
    blackkevblazini Members Posts: 1,445 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited April 2010
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    Orange juice on the track when I rhyme...concentrate
    harder than the last stage of mario....level 8

    itzgravitation lives on a mountain....Brokeback
    acting like a ? with no morals...Kat Stacks

    I'm high like my mixtape now...So Far Gone
    ask your neighbor what my name is...no Trey Songs

    put your girl out on her ass...kick rocks
    Battle ? in a ring of death...xbox

    Rhymes so sharp they draw blood....soowoo
    Young Money gang and i'm the star...Guru

    Treat the ? like i'm Chris Brown...hit it
    Something's itching all up in my nose....pick it
  • weezyfgarbage
    weezyfgarbage Members Posts: 1,673
    edited April 2010
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    orange juice on the track when i rhyme...concentrate
    harder than the last stage of mario....level 8

    itzgravitation lives on a mountain....brokeback
    acting like a ? with no morals...kat stacks

    i'm high like my mixtape now...so far gone
    ask your neighbor what my name is...no trey songs

    put your girl out on her ass...kick rocks
    battle ? in a ring of death...xbox

    rhymes so sharp they draw blood....soowoo
    young money gang and i'm the star...guru

    treat the ? like i'm chris brown...hit it
    something's itching all up in my nose....pick it

    l o ? l
  • McVit
    McVit Members Posts: 189
    edited April 2010
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    Since when doe sDrake rap like that???????? Hes done it for like 3 lines lol.
  • ItzGravitation
    ItzGravitation Members Posts: 7,205
    edited April 2010
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  • Yung_Souf_Money
    Yung_Souf_Money Members Posts: 4,019 ✭✭✭
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    weezy told me to hold it down while he locked up,i got you

    my rhymes are so sick,the nurse thought i said ah chu

    im bout to,set it off,latifah

    it's shame shame shame shame,like aretha
  • McVit
    McVit Members Posts: 189
    edited April 2010
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    Drake doesnt even rap like that, what the ? is wrong in the head with the Threadstarter and all his other accounts? ? jealous ? . ? always hate on success thats why us black people stay left behind.
  • blackkevblazini
    blackkevblazini Members Posts: 1,445 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited April 2010
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    Ga ? lost

    itzgrav likes that boy ? ....?
    while I'm getting ? before the big game....Romo

    I smoke big trees, we should celebrate...Arbor Day
    diamonds in my watch precious like the actress..Sidibe

    50 whips in the garage, I got hella cars
    diamonds blue like that tall chick...Avatar
  • ItzGravitation
    ItzGravitation Members Posts: 7,205
    edited April 2010
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    fucc the Drake punchlines and you dissing me in a rap
    dont quit your day job cuz all that was wacc
  • blackkevblazini
    blackkevblazini Members Posts: 1,445 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited April 2010
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    McVit wrote: »
    Drake doesnt even rap like that, what the ? is wrong in the head with the Threadstarter and all his other accounts? ? jealous ? . ? always hate on success thats why us black people stay left behind.

    is it that serious bruh? the ? is jokes man
  • blackkevblazini
    blackkevblazini Members Posts: 1,445 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited April 2010
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    fucc the Drake punchlines and you dissing me in a rap
    dont quit your day job cuz all that was wacc

    keep my distance from a mad black chick....attitudes
    my bankroll big like itzgrav's collection of nigganudes
  • The Smooth One
    The Smooth One Members Posts: 725
    edited April 2010
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    McVit wrote: »
    Drake doesnt even rap like that, what the ? is wrong in the head with the Threadstarter and all his other accounts? ? jealous ? . ? always hate on success thats why us black people stay left behind.

    LOL. U mad.
  • ItzGravitation
    ItzGravitation Members Posts: 7,205
    edited April 2010
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    keep my distance from a mad black chick....attitudes
    my bankroll big like itzgrav's collection of nigganudes

    that ? is lame and i refuse to carry on...I quit
    you might marry my ? you cant stay off...my dicc
  • blackkevblazini
    blackkevblazini Members Posts: 1,445 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited April 2010
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    that ? is lame and i refuse to carry on...I quit
    you might marry my ? you cant stay off...my dicc

    I did you like the things I walk with...defeat
    treated you like you treat your meat to nigganudes...got beat
  • ItzGravitation
    ItzGravitation Members Posts: 7,205
    edited April 2010
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    I did you like the things I walk with...defeat
    treated you like you treat your meat to nigganudes...got beat

    dude i'm done
    leave me alone
  • MAKAVELI25
    MAKAVELI25 Members Posts: 5,595 ✭✭✭✭
    edited April 2010
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    dude i'm done
    leave me alone

    Lol, dude got his feeling hurt...
  • stringer bell
    stringer bell Members Posts: 26,212 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited April 2010
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    McVit wrote: »
    Drake doesnt even rap like that, what the ? is wrong in the head with the Threadstarter and all his other accounts? ? jealous ? . ? always hate on success thats why us black people stay left behind.

    you-mad-picture.png
    .............
  • ItzGravitation
    ItzGravitation Members Posts: 7,205
    edited April 2010
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    my feelings aint hurt
    i just dont have time for it
  • earthling
    earthling Members Posts: 29
    edited April 2010
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    I keep the ? pants wet.......Fergie
    girls think the kid's mad cuddly.....Furby