Spinoff: Fellas, what are the red flags in ? . Tell ya stories b.

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  • UPTOWN
    UPTOWN Members, Moderators, Writer Posts: 13,009 Regulator
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    DROSODAMFUNNY wrote: »
    IF SHE RIDES PUBLIC TRANSPORTATION

    GETS A TRAIN RAN ON HER WHILE HER CHILD IS IN THE HOUSE

    IF SHE RATHER SURF THE NET THAN CALL THE POLICE WHILE SOMEONE IS BREAKING INTO HER HOUSE

    IF THE INTERNET HAS SEE MORE 1/2 NAKE PICS OF HER THAN HE OWN MAN..


    ILL THINK OF A FEW LATER... THOSE WERE JUST SOME OFF THE TOP OF MY HEAD

    this post needs a combo reaction LOL!!!!

    goat+ether

    LOLOLOLOL
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  • UPTOWN
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    Sour wrote: »
    If she gotta ? story, ? run.

    said thing is this is true as hell ... and it dont be all out ? .. it be them weak ass ? where the relationship was going bad and she really didnt want to do it but she did anyway. this means that even when she had every chance to make a decision she'll still play the victim. damsel in distress, super mario your ? is in another castle ass broad

    smh
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  • s_a_m_r_i_o
    s_a_m_r_i_o Members Posts: 2,089 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    -She knows club owners, promoters and bouncers

    -Can't go nowhere without makeup

    -If she spits on the ground

    -If she's a smoker (which is connected to her being a single mom, tatted up or no job).

    -She's wearing no drawers on first date (she could be a nasty, broke chick).
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  • A1000MILES
    A1000MILES Members, Writer Posts: 13,287 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Had to nosign the last two...
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  • s_a_m_r_i_o
    s_a_m_r_i_o Members Posts: 2,089 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    -She wants to go to your place on the first date

    Mostly we'll want to invite a female over ON OUR OWN if we get a good vibe or some of ya'll just want to hit but if they suggest that themselves, that is a major red flag. She probably want to see what kind of ? you got, she's easily a jumpoff, etc. but that should raise serious question. If she invites you over her place for a sit down that could be cool but also take caution.
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  • WhoisDonG???
    WhoisDonG??? Members Posts: 2,573 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    A red flag to me if a chick always want to text instead of talk.

    ? stories one word RUN!!!!!

    If she have dudes thats no blood relation to her but she call them her brothers or cousins.

    A ? vibe killer u could be having a great time but she never happy always negative

    The know it all chick that think
    she got everything figure out but don't know ? .

    Encounter these chicks run and don't look back.
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  • DillaDeaf
    DillaDeaf Members Posts: 4,802 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    When that ? says "Craig, who dat ? you talking to" ...................





    Time to kick that ? to da curb.
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  • Sour-Cream
    Sour-Cream Members Posts: 6,474 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    If the ? talks about sex off jump, strap up, hit it and quit it.

    If she's unmotivated, ? smokes all day, no long term goals.

    If she dumb as ? , I'm talking, the ? never has said one intelligent sentence in her life.

    If the ? gotta gun, knock her the ? out and put the fear of ? in her first date so you won't get shot breaking up with her ass.

    If the ? refers to herself as a ? .

    If she has no friends.

    If her family don't like her ass.

    If she's been married before.

    If you catch her in a lie, don't matter small or big.

    If a man has beat the ? outta her in the past. (? deserved it)

    If she wears a white belt.

    If the first time she gave you head she says "I don't normally do this".

    I'll add more later.



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  • T. Sanford
    T. Sanford Guests, Members, Writer, Content Producer Posts: 25,291 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    WhoisDonG??? wrote: »
    A red flag to me if a chick always want to text instead of talk.
    ? stories one word RUN!!!!!

    If she have dudes thats no blood relation to her but she call them her brothers or cousins.

    A ? vibe killer u could be having a great time but she never happy always negative

    The know it all chick that think
    she got everything figure out but don't know ? .

    Encounter these chicks run and don't look back.

    real shss here, I had a lil chick like that. She drop her numerals in my fb inbox & said "text me". That shss came outta no where. So we exhanging texts, after a couple of days Im like "damn imma texting type, but why this girl never wanna hit up the phone sometime". She had legions of simps that was trying to get capture by her. I be smh because them ? starving & thirsty for a well to drink while she just drop her number in my inbox without me or exchanging conversation first. But I dont hit her up anymore tho
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  • PK_TK_187
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    whats up with the white belts?
    i only heard this on the IC
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  • Sour-Cream
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    If her phone always on silent or off when she around you.

    If everytime she answers her phone, she walks away.

    If her house filled with wine bottles.
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  • Sour-Cream
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    PK_TK_187 wrote: »
    whats up with the white belts?
    i only heard this on the IC

    Jelly wore a white belt.

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  • Cinco
    Cinco Guests, Members, Writer, Content Producer Posts: 5,097 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    "I got with my ex just to prove to myself I could be faithful"

    That right there tell u she has no issues double ? clutching when stuff aint perfect.
    Missed red flag
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  • JDSTAYWITIT
    JDSTAYWITIT Members Posts: 12,910 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Couple more for the road..


    -chick cant tell me whats truly on her mind (& expects me to magically know what she's feeling)
    -chick got too much attitude
    -chick can't let ? go after she says...... "I let it go"
    -chick cant withstand "homegirl" influence
    -chick constantly seeks competition with other couples friends females
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  • A1000MILES
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    If I tell her I'm bout to go running...And she says "Oh okay, have fun. I never exercise"....













    This just happened...I'm done...
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  • Sour-Cream
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    If all the ? talks about is food.
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  • Amotekun
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    T. Sanford wrote: »
    If you her friend on facebook etc & she changes her last name to yours & y'all ain't married............leave her like Lot did his wife

    I had one like this.

    She didnt change her name on fb
    but she made a new email account
    where she took my last name.

    Also If a woman does not have a life
    independent of yalls relationship
    run ? run.

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  • Purr
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    Vince how dare yoy disrespect sex and the city. ? off.
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  • Lincoln
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    im scared to read this thread
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  • A1000MILES
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    If she asks "Do you think I'm pretty"...On the second date...
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  • ill_lojikal_kon
    ill_lojikal_kon Members Posts: 179 ✭✭✭
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    If all she wants to do is drink.
    Has to be centre of attention ALL THE DAMN TIME.
    Talks about her failed relationships and why she can't keep a man.
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  • Sage Wonder
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    Poor decision making skills and/or complete indecision usually turns me away.
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  • Mr.LV
    Mr.LV Members Posts: 14,089 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    If she asks for your phone even though her phone still works.
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  • --vincenzo--
    --vincenzo-- Members Posts: 142
    edited December 2012
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    charlie_danger wrote: »
    Vince how dare yoy disrespect sex and the city. ? off.

    if the new one with selena gomez materialises i might change my mind but the combination of the name sarah jessica parker and the word sex is still the ultimate red flag
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  • T. Sanford
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    Sour wrote: »
    If the ? talks about sex off jump, strap up, hit it and quit it.

    If she's unmotivated, ? smokes all day, no long term goals.

    If she dumb as ? , I'm talking, the ? never has said one intelligent sentence in her life.

    If the ? gotta gun, knock her the ? out and put the fear of ? in her first date so you won't get shot breaking up with her ass.

    If the ? refers to herself as a ? .

    If she has no friends.

    If her family don't like her ass.

    If she's been married before.

    If you catch her in a lie, don't matter small or big.

    If a man has beat the ? outta her in the past. (? deserved it)

    If she wears a white belt.

    If the first time she gave you head she says "I don't normally do this".

    I'll add more later.



    @bolded, Lmao I almost choked on my breakfast nh
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