Ladies, please help Conflict come to terms with his homosexuality

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  • DarcSkies
    DarcSkies Members Posts: 13,791 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    DWO wrote: »
    My memory gets somewhat cloudy here but at some point he went flying out of my vehicle as I was engaged at a high rate of speed.

    dog-jumping-from-car-window.gif



    I dont remember how it happened.

    Was the purse still there?



    I took a loss.
    This had me dying

    Obs stories >>> du stories
  • Recaptimus_Prime360
    Recaptimus_Prime360 Members Posts: 64,801 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    DarcSkies wrote: »
    DWO wrote: »
    My memory gets somewhat cloudy here but at some point he went flying out of my vehicle as I was engaged at a high rate of speed.

    dog-jumping-from-car-window.gif



    I dont remember how it happened.

    Was the purse still there?



    I took a loss.
    This had me dying

    Obs stories >>> du stories


    I dunno bruh. They're about even Imo.

    Her roommate finding her ktfo after goin ham on herself still hilarious.
  • TonyDubbz
    TonyDubbz Guests, Members, Writer, Content Producer Posts: 19,261 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    DarcSkies wrote: »
    DWO wrote: »
    My memory gets somewhat cloudy here but at some point he went flying out of my vehicle as I was engaged at a high rate of speed.

    dog-jumping-from-car-window.gif



    I dont remember how it happened.

    Was the purse still there?



    I took a loss.
    This had me dying

    Obs stories >>> du stories

    She good but iunno about this bruh

    that ? Du be having me in tears sometimes.

    That ? about kicking ? ? and then talking to them about it afterwards had me laughing on the conference call yo and I was half asleep when he was telling it
  • gns
    gns Members Posts: 21,285 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Story was wack
    Tell it right or dont tell it at all

    Dudes a ? ? doing all the calling x's ? but I guess it was the liquor. I have never beefed with a chick like that that I ain't ? .

    Grabbing the purse was smart though nh
    U do not wanna b lost in the middle of nowhere in the south after dark car less
  • iron man1
    iron man1 Members Posts: 29,989 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    DarcSkies wrote: »
    DWO wrote: »
    My memory gets somewhat cloudy here but at some point he went flying out of my vehicle as I was engaged at a high rate of speed.

    dog-jumping-from-car-window.gif



    I dont remember how it happened.

    Was the purse still there?



    I took a loss.
    This had me dying

    Obs stories >>> du stories


    I dunno bruh. They're about even Imo.

    Her roommate finding her ktfo after goin ham on herself still hilarious.

    Nah yall DU drop kicking the ? out dude on his block still has me rolling
  • Elzo69Renaissance
    Elzo69Renaissance Members Posts: 50,708 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    iron man1 wrote: »
    DarcSkies wrote: »
    DWO wrote: »
    My memory gets somewhat cloudy here but at some point he went flying out of my vehicle as I was engaged at a high rate of speed.

    dog-jumping-from-car-window.gif



    I dont remember how it happened.

    Was the purse still there?



    I took a loss.
    This had me dying

    Obs stories >>> du stories


    I dunno bruh. They're about even Imo.

    Her roommate finding her ktfo after goin ham on herself still hilarious.

    Nah yall DU drop kicking the ? out dude on his block still has me rolling

    kicked him off the porch
  • Dupac
    Dupac Members, Writer Posts: 68,365 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    It was the steps, and it was a running kick....smh...
  • TonyDubbz
    TonyDubbz Guests, Members, Writer, Content Producer Posts: 19,261 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    This ? said he ran and kicked em in the lower back just for sittin on the porch
  • TonyDubbz
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  • playmaker88
    playmaker88 Members Posts: 67,905 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited April 2015
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    That nigerian girl story is hi-? -larious

    @obnoxiouslyfresh
  • TonyDubbz
    TonyDubbz Guests, Members, Writer, Content Producer Posts: 19,261 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    That nigerian girl story is hi-? -larious

    @obnoxiouslyfresh

    i aint catch that one
  • obnoxiouslyfresh
    obnoxiouslyfresh Members Posts: 11,496 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited April 2015
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    TonyDubbz wrote: »
    That nigerian girl story is hi-? -larious

    @obnoxiouslyfresh

    i aint catch that one




    I'll tell it tomorrow. I swear.

    Du dont worry. I'm not trying to take your place as the resident storyteller.
  • VIBE
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    FNF on the TV Bellator on the laptop

    @vibe u watchin bellator

    @playmaker88 , I'm WC time, so it just came on @ 9. I'm watching now.
  • Idiopathic Joker
    Idiopathic Joker Members, Moderators Posts: 45,691 Regulator
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    The ending of Silent Hill is trippy.
  • playmaker88
    playmaker88 Members Posts: 67,905 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited April 2015
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    VIBE wrote: »
    FNF on the TV Bellator on the laptop

    @vibe u watchin bellator

    @playmaker88 , I'm WC time, so it just came on @ 9. I'm watching now.



    Friday night Fights was better ESPN2 @VIBE
  • OmegaConflict
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  • TonyDubbz
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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BCVhNeFktRo

    Them ? ain't mine, I pass them out
    You ain't even got to ask me
    My game catchy, no free rides here, better get a taxi
    You don't think I know how this ? going to go?
    Chasing a musician, end up with an athlete

    ? ! I'm both
    Got'em on a track meet
    Ran all day, made love on a bad knee
    Fixing with an an ass in the avi
    Victims from the pad to the valley
    Fiction, once if she ever had me
    Listen, let me only speak once

    I had teams since the nineties
    Switch rosters every three months
    I'm the one they can't figure out
    You're the one that they chump, chump
    You paying the bills and got another ? in the house
    She don't know what she want, yup

    You ? around and got tricked by a criminal
    I gotta to skip to the front
    You don't turn your back
    She probably looking a ? now
    Tell them hoes keep up
    Tell them hoes keep up
  • Dupac
    Dupac Members, Writer Posts: 68,365 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    DWO wrote: »
    My son is an ? too....we gotta watch this kid....smh...

    My sister got a cousin who oldest son might be a midget...his head isn't big or nothing, but he's like 7, and he's the same size as my 3 year old.....

    So we're all over there with the grill out, and ask the kids playing in the yard. The midget 7 year old gotta a little brother who is actually my son's age, and they were all rough housing....My son had his nerf gun, but I took it in the house cuz they were shooting each other in the face with it, and I was like....not cool


    Any way, long story short, my son and the other kid his age start getting pretty serious, do my son just starts giving this kid the blues....his big/Lil brother jumps in and slings my sun to the ground...now mind you...he looks their size, but he's much older, and stronger....

    This ? not registering to my son, cuz in his mind they the same size, do he should be able to do something to him...he keeps trying, and failing, and finally the other kid stops crying enough to try to get his licks in, but my son is fighting them both....

    We're watching thinking we should break it up, but because my kid is so used to being the toughest kid in the room, I felt like this ass whopping would humble him a little, so I let it rock as long as no one got hurt....

    Well finally after getting thrown down repeatedly, and out of breath from fighting the two kids....My son gets up dusts him self off and says


    "I'm going to go in the house......get my gun....and shoot both of y'all in the face"


    Bruh....I was in shock, I'm raising a complete sociopath....

    Now you're in shock.

    He's a lot better since he's been in school...having friends and sharing and playing well has calmed a lot of that aggression...
  • playmaker88
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    VIBE wrote: »
    Moreno, you These assimilated donkeys have image problems. its silly ? but go ahead, get fake ? and you won't be able to stop, you're gonna end up looking like Lil Kim.
  • VIBE
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    Du's son is gonna grow up to be Kimbo Slice.
  • Dupac
    Dupac Members, Writer Posts: 68,365 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    VIBE wrote: »
    Du's son is gonna grow up to be Kimbo Slice.

    Lol, but Naw...We're working with him...He's constantly progressing, but I do want to get him in sports early so we can harness that aggression constructively
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