Would You Ever Buy A Prostitute? (I Think It's A SIMP MOVE)

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  • dontdiedontkillanyon
    dontdiedontkillanyon Members Posts: 10,172 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    I'm too much of a square to pay for a pro, plus I like my money too much to just literally ? it away. I won't lie though, I have been tempted a few times. Got a couple of mates who have literally spent thousands on them and are still single with nothing to show for it, pretty ? depressing.

    You do get some absolutely stunning escorts/prostitutes though. Tell me any bloke who hasn't walked through the red light district in Amsterdam for example that hasn't been tempted.
  • leftcoastkev
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    Crude_ wrote: »
    Mr.LV wrote: »
    Crude_ wrote: »
    Mr.LV wrote: »
    ? can be tempting that chick that was in that VH1 show for the love of ray j is escorting in New York City from June 30th- July 3rd
    Bethany Benz (Caviar]

    $500 for 1 hr
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    Ain't no ? worth no $500 an hour I don't give a damn if it's Beyonce or Halle Berry.

    There is a difference in paying for ? as opposed to being a fool.

    You can just as easily throw a broad a few bucks and a cheap meal and still ? if she's about that life.

    Yeah but the crazy thing is people are paying for it.

    You right but it's a buyer's market and I wouldn't pay no $500 just for an hour with anyone even if I had millions to blow.

    I think its different for millionaires and wealthy folks....they not tripping on the bread cuz they kno that this hoe gone help him make even more millions.....? new ? especially ? that take yo mind off negative ? can help u get yo mind, soul and spiritual energy back on track...

    If i was wealthy i would just buy a ? .....? all that love ? .

    I think it's looked at like tossin a few tokens in an arcade game and hitting start.

    Sure the ? is a human being but for them it's interactive entertainment.

    But like the arcade game when it's over they gotta insert more coin to continue....

  • aka_OG
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    S2J wrote: »

    Ngga and u believed him? Lol smh He has the same bias that Thot has as an ex stripper. I gave both of them work in that thread. Lls

    A paid ? will never = a regular woman lmao This is not Pretty Woman

    it's not pretty woman - it's the matrix and it bout time you take the red pill

    once y'all get out of your feelings , you'll get it...
  • S2J
    S2J Members Posts: 28,458 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    S2J wrote: »
    aka_OG wrote: »
    S2J wrote: »

    True, but im also not buying 'sex workers are more safe' bullshyt. If a bytch is fukin 100 times a year, she gon let a couple nggas go in raw...there will be broke condoms...there's gonna be A LOT of head Lol And if a ngga is that ? nh to get a ? he's not usin a condom for head. Impossible Lmao Ol boy in this thread even said he let porn stars suck him off, im sure he aint usin condoms nh Scust.

    Then of course her ? has a price, so im sure some nggas actually will pay extra to go raw. There are a lot of deviants out there im sure it happens.

    there are regular/square women who do the samething everyday b

    most workers that got disease's and are ran down are the low end backpage broads - not the high ends, there seems to be levels to this ish...

    @bossExcellence said one of the illest things i read on here - he said he would rather kiss one of his hoes on the mouth before kissin anyone one else wife/ woman on this board

    i had to re-think life after that one...

    Ngga and u believed him? Lol smh He has the same bias that Thot has as an ex stripper. I gave both of them work in that thread. Lls

    A paid ? will never = a regular woman lmao This is not Pretty Woman

    u aint do ? in that thread but make urself out to be a complete idiot..

    but ill allow u to think otherwise..

    ur welcome..

    You kiss ass eaters in the mouth minutes after they ass-eat. Stop this.
  • CapitalB
    CapitalB Members Posts: 24,556 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    S2J wrote: »
    S2J wrote: »
    aka_OG wrote: »
    S2J wrote: »

    True, but im also not buying 'sex workers are more safe' bullshyt. If a bytch is fukin 100 times a year, she gon let a couple nggas go in raw...there will be broke condoms...there's gonna be A LOT of head Lol And if a ngga is that ? nh to get a ? he's not usin a condom for head. Impossible Lmao Ol boy in this thread even said he let porn stars suck him off, im sure he aint usin condoms nh Scust.

    Then of course her ? has a price, so im sure some nggas actually will pay extra to go raw. There are a lot of deviants out there im sure it happens.

    there are regular/square women who do the samething everyday b

    most workers that got disease's and are ran down are the low end backpage broads - not the high ends, there seems to be levels to this ish...

    @bossExcellence said one of the illest things i read on here - he said he would rather kiss one of his hoes on the mouth before kissin anyone one else wife/ woman on this board

    i had to re-think life after that one...

    Ngga and u believed him? Lol smh He has the same bias that Thot has as an ex stripper. I gave both of them work in that thread. Lls

    A paid ? will never = a regular woman lmao This is not Pretty Woman

    u aint do ? in that thread but make urself out to be a complete idiot..

    but ill allow u to think otherwise..

    ur welcome..

    You kiss ass eaters in the mouth minutes after they ass-eat. Stop this.

    i dont kiss..
    but Im'a let u keep talking stupid..

    so please..
    continue..
  • MoneyLuver
    MoneyLuver Members Posts: 2,384 ✭✭✭✭
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    aka_OG wrote: »
    S2J wrote: »

    Ngga and u believed him? Lol smh He has the same bias that Thot has as an ex stripper. I gave both of them work in that thread. Lls

    A paid ? will never = a regular woman lmao This is not Pretty Woman

    it's not pretty woman - it's the matrix and it bout time you take the red pill

    once y'all get out of your feelings , you'll get it...

    That's my philosophy too. I don't do it anymore but I can't say i'll never again.

    I be sayin dude's that viciously knock it just be Puttin the ? on the pedestal.


    I mean if u always got some civilian ? around 24-7 becuz she's naturally attracted to you and-or the latter and u got vicious bills to pay then of course it doesn't make sense to pay; duh.


    And in real life if you were a Millionaire or multi-millionaire and you payed Bethany Benz $500 for an hour its probably likely she'd wanna hang up under you a little more As becuz you'd smell like money.
  • S2J
    S2J Members Posts: 28,458 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    S2J wrote: »
    S2J wrote: »
    aka_OG wrote: »
    S2J wrote: »

    True, but im also not buying 'sex workers are more safe' bullshyt. If a bytch is fukin 100 times a year, she gon let a couple nggas go in raw...there will be broke condoms...there's gonna be A LOT of head Lol And if a ngga is that ? nh to get a ? he's not usin a condom for head. Impossible Lmao Ol boy in this thread even said he let porn stars suck him off, im sure he aint usin condoms nh Scust.

    Then of course her ? has a price, so im sure some nggas actually will pay extra to go raw. There are a lot of deviants out there im sure it happens.

    there are regular/square women who do the samething everyday b

    most workers that got disease's and are ran down are the low end backpage broads - not the high ends, there seems to be levels to this ish...

    @bossExcellence said one of the illest things i read on here - he said he would rather kiss one of his hoes on the mouth before kissin anyone one else wife/ woman on this board

    i had to re-think life after that one...

    Ngga and u believed him? Lol smh He has the same bias that Thot has as an ex stripper. I gave both of them work in that thread. Lls

    A paid ? will never = a regular woman lmao This is not Pretty Woman

    u aint do ? in that thread but make urself out to be a complete idiot..

    but ill allow u to think otherwise..

    ur welcome..

    You kiss ass eaters in the mouth minutes after they ass-eat. Stop this.

    Proper agencies don't allow more than 2 appointments a day, 5 days a week. Sounds like the ? schedule of a college girl or post 30 career woman to me as it is.

    Lllls. Board certified? Union ? ? Ngga ? yaself. Aint no regulatin Backpage.

    Anyway, thats still 10 bodies a week. 520 bodies in a year. Lol Ngga if you think thats average....

  • CapitalB
    CapitalB Members Posts: 24,556 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    S2J wrote: »
    S2J wrote: »
    S2J wrote: »
    aka_OG wrote: »
    S2J wrote: »

    True, but im also not buying 'sex workers are more safe' bullshyt. If a bytch is fukin 100 times a year, she gon let a couple nggas go in raw...there will be broke condoms...there's gonna be A LOT of head Lol And if a ngga is that ? nh to get a ? he's not usin a condom for head. Impossible Lmao Ol boy in this thread even said he let porn stars suck him off, im sure he aint usin condoms nh Scust.

    Then of course her ? has a price, so im sure some nggas actually will pay extra to go raw. There are a lot of deviants out there im sure it happens.

    there are regular/square women who do the samething everyday b

    most workers that got disease's and are ran down are the low end backpage broads - not the high ends, there seems to be levels to this ish...

    @bossExcellence said one of the illest things i read on here - he said he would rather kiss one of his hoes on the mouth before kissin anyone one else wife/ woman on this board

    i had to re-think life after that one...

    Ngga and u believed him? Lol smh He has the same bias that Thot has as an ex stripper. I gave both of them work in that thread. Lls

    A paid ? will never = a regular woman lmao This is not Pretty Woman

    u aint do ? in that thread but make urself out to be a complete idiot..

    but ill allow u to think otherwise..

    ur welcome..

    You kiss ass eaters in the mouth minutes after they ass-eat. Stop this.

    Proper agencies don't allow more than 2 appointments a day, 5 days a week. Sounds like the ? schedule of a college girl or post 30 career woman to me as it is.

    Lllls. Board certified? Union ? ? Ngga ? yaself. Aint no regulatin Backpage.

    Anyway, thats still 10 bodies a week. 520 bodies in a year. Lol Ngga if you think thats average....

    comments like this is why ull always come off as a clown on the topic at hand..

    but please..
    continue..
  • Bcotton5
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    no, not because I think theres anything wrong with it. I just know my luck and it would end up being a police raid or i would catch something.

  • MoneyLuver
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    It all boils down to desire, tolerance, money & game.


    You got hoes that don't even want to ? you for your money. They ? because they like being around ? with money. That hoe will go home ? ? , without a dime & a smile on her face because she kicked it with some ballaz.


    You got hoes who like ? ? in position of power. You can be a manager at the mall. That power makes her ? wet.


    You got hoes that just wants the check. That's where you simpin ass ? come in. You paying for ? from these sexy ass hoes. Then they go home & ? a boss for some McDonalds & a bootleg.


    ? talking about, "I pay for hoes to leave." Lmao....pitiful ass ? . A ? won't admit that you a lame because he's making money off of you. But he knows I'm telling the truth.


    It's no way in hell I gotta pay a ? to leave. My foot in her ass will suffice.


    Most bad ? are goofy as hell & lame as ? . Quit putting women on a pedastal & your ? count will increase. I'm not saying you have to slap a ? but dam. Quit acting like you have a ? & you'd be amazed.


    The whole "we all pay for ? anyway" logic is flawed. You right but $20 & game gets you that ? any day, anytime you want. $200 will get you an hour.


    Lmao, y'all got the game ? up.


    I'm through, step ya game up. Too many simps.


    That logic is far from flawed my ? . And there's a lot of us who aren't in high school or college anymore.

    So if she's genuinely attracted to you then the ? is "FREE". Cars, clothes, Exercising, Gas, Drinks you're personally sippin on , chewing gum, phone, club/bar/pub fee, Business Ventures, etc all still come with a cost. Nothing in life is truly free

    But if you're courting her then the ? isn't free. Thing is, all ? comes with a different benefits package. What she'll do for me she might not do for you until you earn it, it all depends
  • MoneyLuver
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    All competitiveness aside. You gon have to have a little something xtra if u really think u just gon roll up on some Shawty that look like Melissa Ford or Tahiry in some busted ass Payless Sneakers rollin in a 03' Civic and expect to buss guts instantaneously


    You gon either have known her for a while, either got everything else besides those two things goin on, or its just your lucky night (which happens atleast once for many of us)



    Lets keep this ? 100
  • Negro_Caesar
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    I paid for ? in other countries when I was deployed but I'd never pay in the states
  • jono
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    It all boils down to desire, tolerance, money & game.


    You got hoes that don't even want to ? you for your money. They ? because they like being around ? with money. That hoe will go home ? ? , without a dime & a smile on her face because she kicked it with some ballaz.


    You got hoes who like ? ? in position of power. You can be a manager at the mall. That power makes her ? wet.


    You got hoes that just wants the check. That's where you simpin ass ? come in. You paying for ? from these sexy ass hoes. Then they go home & ? a boss for some McDonalds & a bootleg.


    ? talking about, "I pay for hoes to leave." Lmao....pitiful ass ? . A ? won't admit that you a lame because he's making money off of you. But he knows I'm telling the truth.


    It's no way in hell I gotta pay a ? to leave. My foot in her ass will suffice.


    Most bad ? are goofy as hell & lame as ? . Quit putting women on a pedastal & your ? count will increase. I'm not saying you have to slap a ? but dam. Quit acting like you have a ? & you'd be amazed.


    The whole "we all pay for ? anyway" logic is flawed. You right but $20 & game gets you that ? any day, anytime you want. $200 will get you an hour.


    Lmao, y'all got the game ? up.


    I'm through, step ya game up. Too many simps.

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    Damn right.

    Besides when you lay the proper ground work a woman is a valuable asset.

    There's women out here that are untapped resources because ? only think of ? as the end all be all, that ? ain't worth anything.

    ? is worthless, every woman has a ? b. Nothing special about that, but there are certain other benefits as well.

    You can pay $500 for a broad to ? you and she'll go home ? someone else for the free and give your $500 to him.

    That's life.
  • MoneyLuver
    MoneyLuver Members Posts: 2,384 ✭✭✭✭
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    jono wrote: »
    It all boils down to desire, tolerance, money & game.


    You got hoes that don't even want to ? you for your money. They ? because they like being around ? with money. That hoe will go home ? ? , without a dime & a smile on her face because she kicked it with some ballaz.


    You got hoes who like ? ? in position of power. You can be a manager at the mall. That power makes her ? wet.


    You got hoes that just wants the check. That's where you simpin ass ? come in. You paying for ? from these sexy ass hoes. Then they go home & ? a boss for some McDonalds & a bootleg.


    ? talking about, "I pay for hoes to leave." Lmao....pitiful ass ? . A ? won't admit that you a lame because he's making money off of you. But he knows I'm telling the truth.


    It's no way in hell I gotta pay a ? to leave. My foot in her ass will suffice.


    Most bad ? are goofy as hell & lame as ? . Quit putting women on a pedastal & your ? count will increase. I'm not saying you have to slap a ? but dam. Quit acting like you have a ? & you'd be amazed.


    The whole "we all pay for ? anyway" logic is flawed. You right but $20 & game gets you that ? any day, anytime you want. $200 will get you an hour.


    Lmao, y'all got the game ? up.


    I'm through, step ya game up. Too many simps.

    5e43c1e8_hollywood-shuffle-o.gif

    Damn right.

    Besides when you lay the proper ground work a woman is a valuable asset.

    There's women out here that are untapped resources because ? only think of ? as the end all be all, that ? ain't worth anything.

    ? is worthless, every woman has a ? b. Nothing special about that, but there are certain other benefits as well.

    You can pay $500 for a broad to ? you and she'll go home ? someone else for the free and give your $500 to him.

    That's life.

    If yall ? wana settle for a 3 then settle for a 3, ain't nobody mad at u.


    But some of us have a little taste and atleast a minimum standard to hold on to.


    Once u take the ? off the pedestal then u can get a lot more ? done.

    I'll always respect somebody doin them but don't get all uptight and knock some ? that's (mutually) beneficial.



    I kicked the habit but I get it. Male or Female, everybody loves ? , Power, Control, and Money
  • MoneyLuver
    MoneyLuver Members Posts: 2,384 ✭✭✭✭
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    I wish yall ? good luck goin smack at a random Seven lookin regular with $20. Nh but yall must be some super handsome exotic lookin buff ass ? to be out here stuntin like that. And if u r, then more power to u holms.


    And the South is sweet but it ain't usually that sweet
  • DOPEdweebz
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    ? the ? out that ? . So no. Never pay for a ? .
  • S2J
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    Ouch. Just so this jewel doesnt get lost:
    The whole "we all pay for ? anyway" logic is flawed. You right but $20 & game gets you that ? any day, anytime you want. $200 will get you an hour.

    Rebuttal?? (There is none)
  • leftcoastkev
    leftcoastkev Members Posts: 6,232 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    S2J wrote: »
    Ouch. Just so this jewel doesnt get lost:
    The whole "we all pay for ? anyway" logic is flawed. You right but $20 & game gets you that ? any day, anytime you want. $200 will get you an hour.

    Rebuttal?? (There is none)

    There is no rebuttal, it's true as long as she feeling you like that. However there are different schools of thought.

    A married man with a career in a traditional marriage/family life spending $20 and some game for some ? because she likes him....ok.
    The power is in some side ? hands to make or break his life if he makes her mad and she spazzes out cuz she gets emotional...
    All the business wants is the money she ain't feeling you like that enough to bring havoc to your life unless you dealing with bad business...

    If you think the majority of tricks are single men with no commitments you're mistaken.

    A man might wake up with the compulsion of....I wanna ? a Costa Rican or Thai or Russian ? today. Or some ? like I wanna ? a Chinese ? with a fat ass. If you live in a large metro it's possible without making the effort of finding That ? and spitting game and is she married and committed, is she feeling you, blah blah blah...

    She already there...waiting for (the money) you.

    It's the convience.
  • Splackavelli
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    that's a good question because even when I buy prostitutes in gta it feels like I lost.
  • CapitalB
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    S2J wrote: »
    Ouch. Just so this jewel doesnt get lost:
    The whole "we all pay for ? anyway" logic is flawed. You right but $20 & game gets you that ? any day, anytime you want. $200 will get you an hour.

    Rebuttal?? (There is none)

    There is no rebuttal, it's true as long as she feeling you like that. However there are different schools of thought.

    A married man with a career in a traditional marriage/family life spending $20 and some game for some ? because she likes him....ok.
    The power is in some side ? hands to make or break his life if he makes her mad and she spazzes out cuz she gets emotional...
    All the business wants is the money she ain't feeling you like that enough to bring havoc to your life unless you dealing with bad business...

    If you think the majority of tricks are single men with no commitments you're mistaken.

    A man might wake up with the compulsion of....I wanna ? a Costa Rican or Thai or Russian ? today. Or some ? like I wanna ? a Chinese ? with a fat ass. If you live in a large metro it's possible without making the effort of finding That ? and spitting game and is she married and committed, is she feeling you, blah blah blah...

    She already there...waiting for (the money) you.

    It's the convience.

    u cant explain to ? the value in convenience.. its damn near up there wit peace of mind..

    these ? was raised to work hard.. not smart..
  • CapitalB
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    S2J wrote: »
    Ouch. Just so this jewel doesnt get lost:
    The whole "we all pay for ? anyway" logic is flawed. You right but $20 & game gets you that ? any day, anytime you want. $200 will get you an hour.

    Rebuttal?? (There is none)

    uhhh he said game AND 20$..
    i do believe that ? cost 20 bux..

    and im quite sure he got what he paid for...

    hard to imagine him ? anything decent after a date to KFC...

    jus sayin..
  • S2J
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    S2J wrote: »
    Ouch. Just so this jewel doesnt get lost:
    The whole "we all pay for ? anyway" logic is flawed. You right but $20 & game gets you that ? any day, anytime you want. $200 will get you an hour.

    Rebuttal?? (There is none)

    uhhh he said game AND 20$..
    i do believe that ? cost 20 bux..

    and im quite sure he got what he paid for...

    hard to imagine him ? anything decent after a date to KFC...

    jus sayin..

    He exagerated with the $20....lets be more accurate and say $70. Thats happy hour. Then say a show or some ? a week later, lets say $80. Badu is in town! Then u go out 1 more time, nothin crazy but yall go half on a date, Eh, u spend $50.

    3 dates. Then smash. Once smash, put game and ? down nh and its a wrap. ? for atleast 6 months before she demand more and/or start wonderin why we dont go out no more lol

    Thats $200 for 6 months of fukin vs $200 for 1 hour.

    Rebuttal?
  • CapitalB
    CapitalB Members Posts: 24,556 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    S2J wrote: »
    S2J wrote: »
    Ouch. Just so this jewel doesnt get lost:
    The whole "we all pay for ? anyway" logic is flawed. You right but $20 & game gets you that ? any day, anytime you want. $200 will get you an hour.

    Rebuttal?? (There is none)

    uhhh he said game AND 20$..
    i do believe that ? cost 20 bux..

    and im quite sure he got what he paid for...

    hard to imagine him ? anything decent after a date to KFC...

    jus sayin..

    He exagerated with the $20....lets be more accurate and say $70. Thats happy hour. Then say a show or some ? a week later, lets say $80. Badu is in town! Then u go out 1 more time, nothin crazy but yall go half on a date, Eh, u spend $50.

    3 dates. Then smash. Once smash, put game and ? down nh and its a wrap. ? for atleast 6 months before she demand more and/or start wonderin why we dont go out no more lol

    Thats $200 for 6 months of fukin vs $200 for 1 hour.

    Rebuttal?

    he tricked ? ..

  • CapitalB
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    and alot of u ? in here exaggerating..
    but im'a let yall cook.

    it really makes me none..
    ? pays me. hahaha
  • CapitalB
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    and again..
    to each his own.. Kev pretty much put it out there what it is for the most part..

    u ? jus like to argue..
    but whatever.. u think ? is lame for payin for ? ..

    hell.. they think u lame cause u cant afford to pay for ? .. i mean ? .. if i was makin 5figures a yr ill be tryin to stretch my 200 into 6 mnths as well. hahahaha