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  • Strokenoff
    Strokenoff Members Posts: 3,083 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Parallel wrote: »
    DWO wrote: »
    don't drink coffee, and i ain't drinking tea either....

    i hate that everybody thinks that i need a cheat like i'm not mentally strong enough for this...

    i used to cut weight weekly...when i was 18.......this ? is a cake walk




    oh ? .....did i say cake........

    You're not mentally strong enough to stop drinking though.

    And you're not 18.

    word, this ? just don't come off bruh, ? lost 10 pounds and ain't change up ? . Had five Oreos on the weekend and gained 5 pounds back. Just looking at myself in the mirror like

    WLWYeWh.jpg

    "you just had to have dem ? Oreos b"
  • CousinBen
    CousinBen Members Posts: 88 ✭✭
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    DWO wrote: »
    Top Boy P wrote: »
    DWO wrote: »
    it's kinda weird, i'm not even that hungry forreal.. like, i can tell my stomach is empty, but since i pretty much know i'm gnot eating today, i don't even have much of a desire to eat....

    i just kinda know that eating would make me not hungry any more... but i'm actually good....

    ? 's all mental forreal......

    That's cause all the ? you ate at yo sixth feeding yesterdat is still digesting

    Yo fat ass could go for weeks without eating and be good

    are you ? serious... you posted your pics idiot.. you have the muscle tone of a snowman.....

    you look like a pregnant penguin....

    don't talk to me you waddling piece of elephant ?

    You must got me confused wit somebody else

    While you shaped like a can of yams, I'm like a black ken doll

    They call me cousin ben, you two scoop belly having ass ?
  • B_A
    B_A Members Posts: 2,405 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Chicity wrote: »
    du_mcrib_zps6fa3cbe8.jpg
    When you see it, you'll ? bricks.....

    damn i didnt even see him in the corner lmao
  • B_A
    B_A Members Posts: 2,405 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    DWO wrote: »
    Top Boy P wrote: »
    DWO wrote: »
    it's kinda weird, i'm not even that hungry forreal.. like, i can tell my stomach is empty, but since i pretty much know i'm gnot eating today, i don't even have much of a desire to eat....

    i just kinda know that eating would make me not hungry any more... but i'm actually good....

    ? 's all mental forreal......

    That's cause all the ? you ate at yo sixth feeding yesterdat is still digesting

    Yo fat ass could go for weeks without eating and be good

    are you ? serious... you posted your pics idiot.. you have the muscle tone of a snowman.....

    you look like a pregnant penguin....

    don't talk to me you waddling piece of elephant ?

    dead
  • CousinBen
    CousinBen Members Posts: 88 ✭✭
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    DWO wrote: »
    [quoas"Top Boy P;7409164"]
    DWO wrote: »
    Top Boy P wrote: »
    DWO wrote: »
    it's kinda weird, i'm not even that hungry forreal.. like, i can tell my stomach is empty, but since i pretty much know i'm gnot eating today, i don't even have much of a desire to eat....

    i just kinda know that eating would make me not hungry any more... but i'm actually good....

    ? 's all mental forreal......

    That's cause all the ? you ate at yo sixth feeding yesterdat is still digesting

    Yo fat ass could go for weeks without eating and be good

    are you ? serious... you posted your pics idiot.. you have the muscle tone of a snowman.....

    you look like a pregnant penguin....

    don't talk to me you waddling piece of elephant ?

    You must got me confused wit somebody else

    While you shaped like a can of yams, I'm like a black ken doll

    They call me cousin ben, you two scoop belly having ass ?

    Cousin Ben...??????

    Bruh....


    I can't.....

    That ? sound so horrible.....

    "Where the kids?"

    "They wit cousin Ben"

    "GET THEM KIDS!!!!! GET THEM KIDS!!!!"
    [/quote]

    How come everytime yo fat ass wife in the kitchen yo extra fatback ass in the kitchen

    In the ? refrigerator, don't even let yo mama get the big piece of chicken, ? she is the man of the house
  • Dupac
    Dupac Members, Writer Posts: 68,365 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Last time I ate was about 630 pm on Sunday. I'm at a bar right now sipping water till my shift ends at 2.

    I know for a fact most of y'all woulda broke by now. ? like that keeps me going.
  • konceptjones
    konceptjones Guests, Members, Writer, Content Producer Posts: 13,139 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Parallel wrote: »
    du_mcrib_zps6fa3cbe8.jpg

    Hold up.... Did I make this ? ?

    Naw, I did that one a couple of years ago for this thread:

    http://community.allhiphop.com/discussion/485102/fat-n-ggas-everywhere-rejoice-mcrib-is-returning-soon

    Did the other two in that thread as well.
  • Dupac
    Dupac Members, Writer Posts: 68,365 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    That's funny cuz I never even had a mc rib.

    I imagine they taste like these microwave rib sandwiches they sold at the corner store back in the day.

    They went great with hot fries
  • konceptjones
    konceptjones Guests, Members, Writer, Content Producer Posts: 13,139 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    DWO wrote: »
    Top Boy wrote:

    How come everytime yo fat ass wife in the kitchen yo extra fatback ass in the kitchen

    In the ? refrigerator, don't even let yo mama get the big piece of chicken, ? she is the man of the house

    Look cousin Ben......

    You are a fat round lesbian.

    Your arms look like helium balloons that can't float anymore....

    And your jokes are drier than shady teams ? when you aren't fully dressed. She has a kid right?

    Meaning she has had a real ? in her at point.

    How does that make you feel,? That a 13 kid can ? your girl better than you ever can. You lack the one thing that can give her true pleasure.

    If she tells you any different.trust me she's lying.

    All women who had the real thing, prefer the real thing.

    So basically you can't please her, and since she lies you can't trust her.

    Your life is a cocktail of shame regret and depression. Why are you even here again?

    friday-damn-scene-o.gif
  • Recaptimus_Prime360
    Recaptimus_Prime360 Members Posts: 64,801 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    DWO wrote: »
    Top Boy P wrote: »
    Just take yo fat ass to the gym

    Fasting gon ? yo big body ass

    i know this ain't the lesbian talking.....

    ? you built like a pile of leaves....


    Muthafuccin lmao!!
  • CousinBen
    CousinBen Members Posts: 88 ✭✭
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    [come me oi]
    DWO wrote: »
    Top Boy wrote:

    How come everytime yo fat ass wife in the kitchen yo extra fatback ass in the kitchen

    In the ? refrigerator, don't even let yo mama get the big piece of chicken, ? she is the man of the house

    Look cousin Ben......

    You are a fat round lesbian.

    Your arms look like helium balloons that can't float anymore....

    And your jokes are drier than shady teams ? when you aren't fully dressed. She has a kid right?

    Meaning she has had a real ? in her at point.

    How does that make you feel,? That a 13 kid can ? your girl better than you ever can. You lack the one thing that can give her true pleasure.

    If she tells you any different.trust me she's lying.

    All women who had the real thing, prefer the real thing.

    So basically you can't please her, and since she lies you can't trust her.

    Your life is a cocktail of shame regret and depression. Why are you even here again?

    Why is ms.du shaped like a bag of frozen steak fries

    Why yo neck look like you trying to rock two hula hoops

    Why yo chin got à cushion and blanket under it

    Is yo chin sleep

    And who is shadyteam
  • shit happens
    shit happens Members Posts: 10,739 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Im not going back reading all of this ? .

    What times can you eat?

    What types of meals are you eating?

    What are the portion sizes?
  • Dupac
    Dupac Members, Writer Posts: 68,365 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Top Boy P wrote: »
    [come me oi]
    DWO wrote: »
    Top Boy wrote:

    How come everytime yo fat ass wife in the kitchen yo extra fatback ass in the kitchen

    In the ? refrigerator, don't even let yo mama get the big piece of chicken, ? she is the man of the house

    Look cousin Ben......

    You are a fat round lesbian.

    Your arms look like helium balloons that can't float anymore....

    And your jokes are drier than shady teams ? when you aren't fully dressed. She has a kid right?

    Meaning she has had a real ? in her at point.

    How does that make you feel,? That a 13 kid can ? your girl better than you ever can. You lack the one thing that can give her true pleasure.

    If she tells you any different.trust me she's lying.

    All women who had the real thing, prefer the real thing.

    So basically you can't please her, and since she lies you can't trust her.

    Your life is a cocktail of shame regret and depression. Why are you even here again?

    Why is ms.du shaped like a bag of frozen steak fries

    Why yo neck look like you trying to rock two hula hoops

    Why yo chin got à cushion and blanket under it

    Is yo chin sleep

    And who is shadyteam

    ? you look like krusty the clown without his make up....
  • OmegaConflict
    OmegaConflict Members Posts: 39,030 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    DWO wrote: »
    Top Boy P wrote: »
    [come me oi]
    DWO wrote: »
    Top Boy wrote:

    How come everytime yo fat ass wife in the kitchen yo extra fatback ass in the kitchen

    In the ? refrigerator, don't even let yo mama get the big piece of chicken, ? she is the man of the house

    Look cousin Ben......

    You are a fat round lesbian.

    Your arms look like helium balloons that can't float anymore....

    And your jokes are drier than shady teams ? when you aren't fully dressed. She has a kid right?

    Meaning she has had a real ? in her at point.

    How does that make you feel,? That a 13 kid can ? your girl better than you ever can. You lack the one thing that can give her true pleasure.

    If she tells you any different.trust me she's lying.

    All women who had the real thing, prefer the real thing.

    So basically you can't please her, and since she lies you can't trust her.

    Your life is a cocktail of shame regret and depression. Why are you even here again?

    Why is ms.du shaped like a bag of frozen steak fries

    Why yo neck look like you trying to rock two hula hoops

    Why yo chin got à cushion and blanket under it

    Is yo chin sleep

    And who is shadyteam

    ? you look like krusty the clown without his make up....

    ALRIGHT THATS ENOUGH!
    Mods lock this disgusting ?


    "You look like krusty the clown w/o makeup"

    UzyJyqDA7hZ38wpmlAMhVsgdkf8qEiUFtSK7UKqT8ZdCCebohZRZlZwL0iq4dmzGk8SmKxM1X4RAVzp6yjSp2t4n511kNgVukhdmytBtgkkeZjgVJKXrcdKDRWOJ0D3t3Uuhdmvq27LIvg=w320-h240-nc
  • VIBE
    VIBE Members Posts: 54,384 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Conflict doesn't like being out gayed.
  • CousinBen
    CousinBen Members Posts: 88 ✭✭
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    DWO wrote: »
    Top Boy P wrote: »
    [come me oi]
    DWO wrote: »
    Top Boy wrote:

    How come everytime yo fat ass wife in the kitchen yo extra fatback ass in the kitchen

    In the ? refrigerator, don't even let yo mama get the big piece of chicken, ? she is the man of the house

    Look cousin Ben......

    You are a fat round lesbian.

    Your arms look like helium balloons that can't float anymore....

    And your jokes are drier than shady teams ? when you aren't fully dressed. She has a kid right?

    Meaning she has had a real ? in her at point.

    How does that make you feel,? That a 13 kid can ? your girl better than you ever can. You lack the one thing that can give her true pleasure.

    If she tells you any different.trust me she's lying.

    All women who had the real thing, prefer the real thing.

    So basically you can't please her, and since she lies you can't trust her.

    Your life is a cocktail of shame regret and depression. Why are you even here again?

    Why is ms.du shaped like a bag of frozen steak fries

    Why yo neck look like you trying to rock two hula hoops

    Why yo chin got à cushion and blanket under it

    Is yo chin sleep

    And who is shadyteam

    ? you look like krusty the clown without his make up....

    You look like you hiding honey baked hams in yo shirt

    When you wit yo wife who is suckin who ? ?
  • CousinBen
    CousinBen Members Posts: 88 ✭✭
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    DWO wrote: »
    Top Boy P wrote: »
    [come me oi]
    DWO wrote: »
    Top Boy wrote:

    How come everytime yo fat ass wife in the kitchen yo extra fatback ass in the kitchen

    In the ? refrigerator, don't even let yo mama get the big piece of chicken, ? she is the man of the house

    Look cousin Ben......

    You are a fat round lesbian.

    Your arms look like helium balloons that can't float anymore....

    And your jokes are drier than shady teams ? when you aren't fully dressed. She has a kid right?

    Meaning she has had a real ? in her at point.

    How does that make you feel,? That a 13 kid can ? your girl better than you ever can. You lack the one thing that can give her true pleasure.

    If she tells you any different.trust me she's lying.

    All women who had the real thing, prefer the real thing.

    So basically you can't please her, and since she lies you can't trust her.

    Your life is a cocktail of shame regret and depression. Why are you even here again?

    Why is ms.du shaped like a bag of frozen steak fries

    Why yo neck look like you trying to rock two hula hoops

    Why yo chin got à cushion and blanket under it

    Is yo chin sleep

    And who is shadyteam

    ? you look like krusty the clown without his make up....

    ALRIGHT THATS ENOUGH!
    Mods lock this disgusting ?


    "You look like krusty the clown w/o makeup"

    UzyJyqDA7hZ38wpmlAMhVsgdkf8qEiUFtSK7UKqT8ZdCCebohZRZlZwL0iq4dmzGk8SmKxM1X4RAVzp6yjSp2t4n511kNgVukhdmytBtgkkeZjgVJKXrcdKDRWOJ0D3t3Uuhdmvq27LIvg=w320-h240-nc

    You arguably one of the worst posters here besides ? like max or vibe or chitlin
  • CousinBen
    CousinBen Members Posts: 88 ✭✭
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    DWO wrote: »
    Top Boy P wrote: »
    [come me oi]
    DWO wrote: »
    Top Boy wrote:

    How come everytime yo fat ass wife in the kitchen yo extra fatback ass in the kitchen

    In the ? refrigerator, don't even let yo mama get the big piece of chicken, ? she is the man of the house

    Look cousin Ben......

    You are a fat round lesbian.

    Your arms look like helium balloons that can't float anymore....

    And your jokes are drier than shady teams ? when you aren't fully dressed. She has a kid right?

    Meaning she has had a real ? in her at point.

    How does that make you feel,? That a 13 kid can ? your girl better than you ever can. You lack the one thing that can give her true pleasure.

    If she tells you any different.trust me she's lying.

    All women who had the real thing, prefer the real thing.

    So basically you can't please her, and since she lies you can't trust her.

    Your life is a cocktail of shame regret and depression. Why are you even here again?

    Why is ms.du shaped like a bag of frozen steak fries

    Why yo neck look like you trying to rock two hula hoops

    Why yo chin got à cushion and blanket under it

    Is yo chin sleep

    And who is shadyteam

    ? you look like krusty the clown without his make up....

    ALRIGHT THATS ENOUGH!
    Mods lock this disgusting ?


    "You look like krusty the clown w/o makeup"

    UzyJyqDA7hZ38wpmlAMhVsgdkf8qEiUFtSK7UKqT8ZdCCebohZRZlZwL0iq4dmzGk8SmKxM1X4RAVzp6yjSp2t4n511kNgVukhdmytBtgkkeZjgVJKXrcdKDRWOJ0D3t3Uuhdmvq27LIvg=w320-h240-nc

    You arguably one of the worst posters here besides ? like max or vibe or chitlin
  • b@squ1@t redux
    b@squ1@t redux Members Posts: 13,035 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    enjoy basking in my glow
  • Strokenoff
    Strokenoff Members Posts: 3,083 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Parallel wrote: »
    Parallel wrote: »
    DWO wrote: »
    don't drink coffee, and i ain't drinking tea either....

    i hate that everybody thinks that i need a cheat like i'm not mentally strong enough for this...

    i used to cut weight weekly...when i was 18.......this ? is a cake walk




    oh ? .....did i say cake........

    You're not mentally strong enough to stop drinking though.

    And you're not 18.

    word, this ? just don't come off bruh, ? lost 10 pounds and ain't change up ? . Had five Oreos on the weekend and gained 5 pounds back. Just looking at myself in the mirror like

    WLWYeWh.jpg

    "you just had to have dem ? Oreos b"

    You're not even mentally strong enough to not log in your other account without asking to be banned from it. Leave du alone.

    what ?
  • Dupac
    Dupac Members, Writer Posts: 68,365 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited October 2014
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    shut up, the jealousy coming from you is polluting the air today..