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  • Elzo69Renaissance
    Elzo69Renaissance Members Posts: 50,708 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Recaptimus_Prime360 wrote: »
    Sex in the car is GOAT.

    Naw that shot stressful...last time it was like on the busiest street lol
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  • BrideofKilla
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    Recaptimus_Prime360 wrote: »
    Sex in the car is GOAT.

    Front seat or backseat?
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  • GodNThaBuild'n
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    Elzo69Renaissance wrote: »
    GodNThaBuild'n wrote: »
    What you need

    I need u to fix this headshot..Luke she doesn't like her eye color and the lighting ruined her smile

    Let me check it
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  • BrideofKilla
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    GodNThaBuild'n wrote: »
    Elzo69Renaissance wrote: »
    GodNThaBuild'n wrote: »
    What you need

    I need u to fix this headshot..Luke she doesn't like her eye color and the lighting ruined her smile

    Let me check it

    Aye... Unless you talking about the best lighting to have sex under,foh with this convo..

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  • silverfoxx
    silverfoxx Guests, Members, Writer, Content Producer Posts: 11,704 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Idk why, but am I the only one who release fast every time in missionary? Smh ? makes me feel like a loser.
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  • Stew
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    BrideofKilla wrote: »
    Recaptimus_Prime360 wrote: »
    Sex in the car is GOAT.

    Front seat or backseat?

    If you gotta hide, in the backseat. If you on your ? the police ? , dip off in the cut and rock the front. I think the last time for me was in a Krystals parking lot and she was trynna rush a ? so we had to do it in the backseat.
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  • silverfoxx
    silverfoxx Guests, Members, Writer, Content Producer Posts: 11,704 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    MoralOral wrote: »
    Aight ? , i ? wit you Bride.

    Working wit this chick at a bus. When i was round 18. Had just bought a stick shift car but didnt know how to drive stick really. Shorty taught me a little, mad mention of my shoe size. Fast forward a few weeks, at her spot. Get to little rough housing on the bed. End up on the floor with my head between her legs.

    She aint wait, slid the panties to the side and pushed my head down on the ? . Ate righteous for bout 15 minutes. Jumped into the bed, smeng it missionary, smeng it on the side, up on one knee hittin the tebowg like im tryna show the action in a porn.

    Den she slid up and arched it, smeng it doggy. But when i buss she did some typa clinch and hip thrust back the moment..i mean the muthafuckin moment the soulja broke threw.

    My hands came up off the hips like

    hqdefault.jpg

    I heard dem angels "AWWWWWWWWWWW"

    Hoped up outta it, went to grab some water from the nightstand and my legs buckled.

    As soon as you said "smeng" I thought of this the whole time reading your story:
    https://youtu.be/xt5ghXdq6Z0
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  • Elzo69Renaissance
    Elzo69Renaissance Members Posts: 50,708 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    GodNThaBuild'n wrote: »
    BrideofKilla wrote: »
    GodNThaBuild'n wrote: »
    Elzo69Renaissance wrote: »
    GodNThaBuild'n wrote: »
    What you need

    I need u to fix this headshot..Luke she doesn't like her eye color and the lighting ruined her smile

    Let me check it

    Aye... Unless you talking about the best lighting to have sex under,foh with this convo..

    I ? with tha lights on. I need to see every emotion. No love making tho.

    Ill pm u
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  • GodNThaBuild'n
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    I smashed this messcan chicken in front of a buffalo wild wings... ? had me feeling like a I ? her
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  • iron man1
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    GodNThaBuild'n wrote: »
    No lie I'd be a lil afraid if I lived in africa. ? ? one of his cocubines and bam a lion jumps outta nowhere. I'd be short one woman

    How are you a black man spewing this ? ?
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  • BrideofKilla
    BrideofKilla Guests, Members, Writer, Content Producer Posts: 4,566 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    GodNThaBuild'n wrote: »
    BrideofKilla wrote: »
    GodNThaBuild'n wrote: »
    Elzo69Renaissance wrote: »
    GodNThaBuild'n wrote: »
    What you need

    I need u to fix this headshot..Luke she doesn't like her eye color and the lighting ruined her smile

    Let me check it

    Aye... Unless you talking about the best lighting to have sex under,foh with this convo..

    I ? with tha lights on. I need to see every emotion. No love making tho.

    That sounds... Unpleasant... You telling me you want to see her frowning at you and that passionless sex you giving her?

    Disappointed, I am...
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  • silverfoxx
    silverfoxx Guests, Members, Writer, Content Producer Posts: 11,704 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    ChillaDaKilla wrote: »
    Best sex I ever had was at a cookout

    I had gotten fired from Sears and the chick I was ? with gave me some ? to console me

    I had a Hawaiian roll in my mouth at the time that + them baccshots at the same damn time

    Bruhhhhhhhhhhh

    Hawaiian Rolls the GOAT
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  • GodNThaBuild'n
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    BrideofKilla wrote: »
    GodNThaBuild'n wrote: »
    BrideofKilla wrote: »
    GodNThaBuild'n wrote: »
    Elzo69Renaissance wrote: »
    GodNThaBuild'n wrote: »
    What you need

    I need u to fix this headshot..Luke she doesn't like her eye color and the lighting ruined her smile

    Let me check it

    Aye... Unless you talking about the best lighting to have sex under,foh with this convo..

    I ? with tha lights on. I need to see every emotion. No love making tho.

    That sounds... Unpleasant... You telling me you want to see her frowning at you from tha long ? stocking and passionate sex you giving her?

    Disappointed, I am not...

    No I be laughin at sum of tha faces my chick make. You hit it just right they make that O
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  • GodNThaBuild'n
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    iron man1 wrote: »
    GodNThaBuild'n wrote: »
    No lie I'd be a lil afraid if I lived in africa. ? ? one of his cocubines and bam a lion jumps outta nowhere. I'd be short one woman

    How are you a black man spewing this ? ?

    Ay man no lie one of my exes had two cats. I hated them ? . Let me ask you this, you ever been bitten buy a cat? No pun intended
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  • Melanin_Enriched
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    BrideofKilla wrote: »
    @ChillaDaKilla

    I don't know what you have prepared for me but...


    You are about to get some of the greatest sex you've ever had.
    Because I'm gonna give you the best of me.


    I was about to write a rhyme filled with kinky explicit things about what I want you to do to me... and what I'd do to you... How much I want you in this such and such and how I'd do that one thing until your toes curled into the sheets...

    But to experience me... Can't even be put into words.

    Just know that I can't wait to show you.

    Love you, my king.

    <3

    But what about us who would like to invision said kinky things done to them instead?
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  • BrideofKilla
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    Melanin_Enriched wrote: »
    BrideofKilla wrote: »
    @ChillaDaKilla

    I don't know what you have prepared for me but...


    You are about to get some of the greatest sex you've ever had.
    Because I'm gonna give you the best of me.


    I was about to write a rhyme filled with kinky explicit things about what I want you to do to me... and what I'd do to you... How much I want you in this such and such and how I'd do that one thing until your toes curled into the sheets...

    But to experience me... Can't even be put into words.

    Just know that I can't wait to show you.

    Love you, my king.

    <3

    But what about us who would like to invision said kinky things done to them instead?

    I'm inconsiderate... Just like in bed... Sorry.
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  • iron man1
    iron man1 Members Posts: 29,989 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    GodNThaBuild'n wrote: »
    iron man1 wrote: »
    GodNThaBuild'n wrote: »
    No lie I'd be a lil afraid if I lived in africa. ? ? one of his cocubines and bam a lion jumps outta nowhere. I'd be short one woman

    How are you a black man spewing this ? ?

    Ay man no lie one of my exes had two cats. I hated them ? . Let me ask you this, you ever been bitten buy a cat? No pun intended

    Yea. And a dog. Stiil ignorant brotha acting like there aren't mansions and wealthy areas in Africa

    full_zpszxe0xewj.gif
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  • Recaptimus_Prime360
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    BrideofKilla wrote: »
    Recaptimus_Prime360 wrote: »
    Sex in the car is GOAT.

    Front seat or backseat?

    I gotta go wit backseat. My tall azzz need the front seat pushed all the way foward.

    More room imo. Especially if she wanna rides.
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  • GodNThaBuild'n
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    iron man1 wrote: »
    GodNThaBuild'n wrote: »
    iron man1 wrote: »
    GodNThaBuild'n wrote: »
    No lie I'd be a lil afraid if I lived in africa. ? ? one of his cocubines and bam a lion jumps outta nowhere. I'd be short one woman

    How are you a black man spewing this ? ?

    Ay man no lie one of my exes had two cats. I hated them ? . Let me ask you this, you ever been bitten buy a cat? No pun intended

    Yea. And a dog. Stiil ignorant brotha acting like there aren't mansions and wealthy areas in Africa

    full_zpszxe0xewj.gif

    Ay man they got windows. Look at them jaguars gettin loose in Indian schools
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  • SolemnSauce
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    silverfoxx wrote: »
    MoralOral wrote: »
    Aight ? , i ? wit you Bride.

    Working wit this chick at a bus. When i was round 18. Had just bought a stick shift car but didnt know how to drive stick really. Shorty taught me a little, mad mention of my shoe size. Fast forward a few weeks, at her spot. Get to little rough housing on the bed. End up on the floor with my head between her legs.

    She aint wait, slid the panties to the side and pushed my head down on the ? . Ate righteous for bout 15 minutes. Jumped into the bed, smeng it missionary, smeng it on the side, up on one knee hittin the tebowg like im tryna show the action in a porn.

    Den she slid up and arched it, smeng it doggy. But when i buss she did some typa clinch and hip thrust back the moment..i mean the muthafuckin moment the soulja broke threw.

    My hands came up off the hips like

    hqdefault.jpg

    I heard dem angels "AWWWWWWWWWWW"

    Hoped up outta it, went to grab some water from the nightstand and my legs buckled.

    As soon as you said "smeng" I thought of this the whole time reading your story:
    https://youtu.be/xt5ghXdq6Z0

    Aight, few things..

    First, thanks you, always wondered where the gifs came from

    2nd..are they serious with this?

    3rd, is the chick in the light brown @obnoxiouslyfresh
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  • GodNThaBuild'n
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    White people always trying to turn business between black people ? sheesh
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  • Lou Cypher
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    Kat wrote: »
    Elzo69Renaissance wrote: »
    GodNThaBuild'n wrote: »
    BrideofKilla wrote: »
    GodNThaBuild'n wrote: »
    Elzo69Renaissance wrote: »
    GodNThaBuild'n wrote: »
    What you need

    I need u to fix this headshot..Luke she doesn't like her eye color and the lighting ruined her smile

    Let me check it

    Aye... Unless you talking about the best lighting to have sex under,foh with this convo..

    I ? with tha lights on. I need to see every emotion. No love making tho.

    Ill pm u

    Wtf?

    Lmfao that's what I said when I saw that.

    I guess IC love ain't always beautiful unfortunately.
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