ADHD! SHUT DA F*** UUUUUUP!!!!
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GodNThaBuild'n wrote: »Well kat let me see a picture of your flower. I love tulips I hope it's a pink one and not purple
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I didn't say I wanted to sniff it now
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A couple of weeks ago my girl went outta town, i started talkin to this chick off pof for a couple of days..
we end up going out for drinks on a Saturday night & I'm feeding her everything that she ask for from the bar.
Fast forward the bar closes & she take me back to my house, she comes in & i take her to my man cave cuz i told her I'm living with a roommate but i got a futon in my mancave
So we sitting on my futon chatting. I'm at the opposite end playing shy & she comes closer to me so i start to kiss her & it she gets on top of me & I'm kissin on her neck i pull her tiddies out & she's like i don't wanna ? on the first date I'm like okay cool. Can i just eat ya ? cuz i love that ? ? (I'm lying to her cuz i just wanna get her more hornier so she can beg for the D)..
She like yeah u can eat me out.. so i eat her ? & maybe her ass idk.. but i make her squirt but i don't stop eating the ? . I'm like i wanna ? while i eat it so i pull my pants down & stroke for a couple of secs then i go up to kiss her & pretend my ? slid inside of her soon as she felt that she jumps up & is like i gotta go.
So she quickly puts her clothes on & doesnt even make eye contact & just leaves
I try to text this ? a few days later she doesn't reply... I'm sitting here trying to figure out why this ? ain't replied to me
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Maybe she had AIDS.
You ain't ? for bringing a ? to the house though.
Guess you get a half a point for ? her on the futon instead of the bed you share with your woman. -
July 23red consult with the surgeon, August15th surgery man I hope I don't end up paralyzed
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kingofkingz wrote: »A couple of weeks ago my girl went outta town, i started talkin to this chick off pof for a couple of days..
we end up going out for drinks on a Saturday night & I'm feeding her everything that she ask for from the bar.
Fast forward the bar closes & she take me back to my house, she comes in & i take her to my man cave cuz i told her I'm living with a roommate but i got a futon in my mancave
So we sitting on my futon chatting. I'm at the opposite end playing shy & she comes closer to me so i start to kiss her & it she gets on top of me & I'm kissin on her neck i pull her tiddies out & she's like i don't wanna ? on the first date I'm like okay cool. Can i just eat ya ? cuz i love that ? ? (I'm lying to her cuz i just wanna get her more hornier so she can beg for the D)..
She like yeah u can eat me out.. so i eat her ? & maybe her ass idk.. but i make her squirt but i don't stop eating the ? . I'm like i wanna ? while i eat it so i pull my pants down & stroke for a couple of secs then i go up to kiss her & pretend my ? slid inside of her soon as she felt that she jumps up & is like i gotta go.
So she quickly puts her clothes on & doesnt even make eye contact & just leaves
I try to text this ? a few days later she doesn't reply... I'm sitting here trying to figure out why this ? ain't replied to me
One you let that ? kno where you stay off tha bat, no no. Two you out there eating and don't kno if she burning or got sumthin, no no. Three you out here trying to ? women now -
Maybe she had AIDS.
You ain't ? for bringing a ? to the house though.
Guess you get a half a point for ? her on the futon instead of the bed you share with your woman.
U know what they say while the cats away the mice will play ( no pun intended lol)
But would u have gave me some ? after i let squirt all over my futon & keep going back accidentally let my ? go inside u when i start kissin u?
I swear to gawd i feel like that ? owe me some ? for the tongue work & all the drinks i fed her ass
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kingofkingz wrote: »A couple of weeks ago my girl went outta town, i started talkin to this chick off pof for a couple of days..
we end up going out for drinks on a Saturday night & I'm feeding her everything that she ask for from the bar.
Fast forward the bar closes & she take me back to my house, she comes in & i take her to my man cave cuz i told her I'm living with a roommate but i got a futon in my mancave
So we sitting on my futon chatting. I'm at the opposite end playing shy & she comes closer to me so i start to kiss her & it she gets on top of me & I'm kissin on her neck i pull her tiddies out & she's like i don't wanna ? on the first date I'm like okay cool. Can i just eat ya ? cuz i love that ? ? (I'm lying to her cuz i just wanna get her more hornier so she can beg for the D)..
She like yeah u can eat me out.. so i eat her ? & maybe her ass idk.. but i make her squirt but i don't stop eating the ? . I'm like i wanna ? while i eat it so i pull my pants down & stroke for a couple of secs then i go up to kiss her & pretend my ? slid inside of her soon as she felt that she jumps up & is like i gotta go.
So she quickly puts her clothes on & doesnt even make eye contact & just leaves
I try to text this ? a few days later she doesn't reply... I'm sitting here trying to figure out why this ? ain't replied to me
Yo ? was little
She got that head out ya and leftleft
"You know these dog hoes back in style" -
July 23red consult with the surgeon, August15th surgery man I hope I don't end up paralyzed
Better hope not..Cassie's gonna be like
Lol..I'm just playing, everything is going to be fine.
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White Castle is a clutch ass last resort..
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playmaker88 wrote: »White Castle is a clutch ass last resort..
Only for Chicken sandwiches, onion rings, & cheese sticks -
Ini Kamoze's 'Here Comes The Hot Stepper' >> ? never gets old
Salaam Remi also a very very underrated music producer -
#1 w/cheese and large chocolate shakeplaymaker88 wrote: »White Castle is a clutch ass last resort..
Only for Chicken sandwiches, onion rings, & cheese sticks
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It's 11:54 where I'm at
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I been drinking every day for a month straight after work & on my days off..
When I'm at work, i started noticing my fingers & hands shake... smh, i gotta get this habit under control -
? you need a hobby not a habit
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July 23red consult with the surgeon, August15th surgery man I hope I don't end up paralyzed
Well if you did, we know you'll have the same hover chair as Professor X. Diamond encrusted of course. -
Yeah I'm a switch over to razors instead of using clippers when I shave down there..
Razors give such a smoother feeling & look instead of that stubbly look
