ADHD! SHUT DA F*** UUUUUUP!!!!

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  • kingofkingz
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    Welp i guess I'm a do the right thing tonight & have sex with my girl cuz all my side pieces are either sleeping or don't feel like dealing wit my ? ass :( :-S
  • Idiopathic Joker
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  • Dirty Sanchez
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    where is that scorpio ? with the large head
  • Dirty Sanchez
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    ? Sanchez wrote: »
    Chicity wrote: »
    Chicity wrote: »
    Every since AP became a single mother he been on some other ? yo

    Aren't u a single mother too?
    FOH with ya fallacies yo

    Yall single mothers always trying to strengthen ya ranks.

    Go troll the local free clinic yo

    Embrace it and join us. We are equal opportunity.

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    stole this from a.mann in the tinychat thread

    Yeah let's count all of the recycled gifs you "steal" from people. ? niggerdog!

    I want you to count all of the recycled gifs i stole from people. ALL of em
  • Idiopathic Joker
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  • 2stepz_ahead
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    The best weapon against an enemy is another enemy.
  • Chi Snow
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    RIP Plap notifications
  • Chi Snow
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  • Ounceman
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  • texas409
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    A couple of weeks ago my girl went outta town, i started talkin to this chick off pof for a couple of days..

    we end up going out for drinks on a Saturday night & I'm feeding her everything that she ask for from the bar.


    Fast forward the bar closes & she take me back to my house, she comes in & i take her to my man cave cuz i told her I'm living with a roommate but i got a futon in my mancave

    So we sitting on my futon chatting. I'm at the opposite end playing shy & she comes closer to me so i start to kiss her & it she gets on top of me & I'm kissin on her neck i pull her tiddies out & she's like i don't wanna ? on the first date I'm like okay cool. Can i just eat ya ? cuz i love that ? ? (I'm lying to her cuz i just wanna get her more hornier so she can beg for the D)..

    She like yeah u can eat me out.. so i eat her ? & maybe her ass idk.. but i make her squirt but i don't stop eating the ? . I'm like i wanna ? while i eat it so i pull my pants down & stroke for a couple of secs then i go up to kiss her & pretend my ? slid inside of her soon as she felt that she jumps up & is like i gotta go.

    So she quickly puts her clothes on & doesnt even make eye contact & just leaves

    I try to text this ? a few days later she doesn't reply... I'm sitting here trying to figure out why this ? ain't replied to me

    This ? is going to jail
  • God_Yunn
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    A couple of weeks ago my girl went outta town, i started talkin to this chick off pof for a couple of days..

    we end up going out for drinks on a Saturday night & I'm feeding her everything that she ask for from the bar.


    Fast forward the bar closes & she take me back to my house, she comes in & i take her to my man cave cuz i told her I'm living with a roommate but i got a futon in my mancave

    So we sitting on my futon chatting. I'm at the opposite end playing shy & she comes closer to me so i start to kiss her & it she gets on top of me & I'm kissin on her neck i pull her tiddies out & she's like i don't wanna ? on the first date I'm like okay cool. Can i just eat ya ? cuz i love that ? ? (I'm lying to her cuz i just wanna get her more hornier so she can beg for the D)..

    She like yeah u can eat me out.. so i eat her ? & maybe her ass idk.. but i make her squirt but i don't stop eating the ? . I'm like i wanna ? while i eat it so i pull my pants down & stroke for a couple of secs then i go up to kiss her & pretend my ? slid inside of her soon as she felt that she jumps up & is like i gotta go.

    So she quickly puts her clothes on & doesnt even make eye contact & just leaves

    I try to text this ? a few days later she doesn't reply... I'm sitting here trying to figure out why this ? ain't replied to me

    She didn't want to sleep with you

  • SolemnSauce
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    http://youtube.com/watch?v=Fhu6zA7dvXM

    Morning..hope all yall have the most inspiring, and angelic day. Bless
  • 2stepz_ahead
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    so did ludacris just become part onwer of atlanta united fc?

    if so......props
  • Hevalisk
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    Some white folks mad over this video.

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  • OhMars
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    The knew biychbthey hired at my job has been showing up like 30min early. I open at 7:30 and she is in the parking lot when I get there.
    Why doesn't that annoying hoe just open up and I can sleep in?
  • 2stepz_ahead
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    Hevalisk wrote: »
    Some white folks mad over this video.

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    the fukk is that?
  • Hevalisk
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    edited July 2015
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    Hevalisk wrote: »
    Some white folks mad over this video.

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    the fukk is that?

    From Rihanna's new video.
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    The song is trash, but the video is entertaining.
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  • 2stepz_ahead
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    so china lost $3.25 trillion in the market since june

    and you ? focused on greece?

    this is what you call distracting the masses

    i been told yall ? dont fukk with china....the country is strictly surface imagery
  • 2stepz_ahead
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    greece->china->italy->japan->spain

    like dominoes
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  • Chi Snow
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    OhMars wrote: »
    The knew biychbthey hired at my job has been showing up like 30min early. I open at 7:30 and she is in the parking lot when I get there.
    Why doesn't that annoying hoe just open up and I can sleep in?
    She tryna throw the draws at you and U.O.E.N.O it
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