So I got a part time job working at an adult video store
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lordhonka2 wrote: »it n NC that all i can say
in that case it must be in raleigh, durham, charlotte, or chapel hill unless i'm missing another spot. -
lordhonka2 wrote: »its a lot of complexities that take place in that store its crazy
yo one the most crazy thing ive seen had nothing to do with porn there are people who come in and by this ? call rush and amsterdam they are like liquid incense and i dont know what they do but its a dude that comes in and you can tell it is fuking up his brain.
then there are the people who come in to buy whippets ( i think they are heilium ) and apparently you get high and you can tell its fukin people up
oh and there is a deaf lady whose boyfried beat her in the store ( wasnt there that day ) I think he is using here for her disabilty and pimping her out i banned them from the store
that ? bothered me.
whippets is nitrous oxide, the ? they fill whipped cream cans with and dentists use in their offices. that ? will ? you up badly, it cuts off the oxygen intake to your brain which can ? you. my ? ? ex used to huff nitrous oxide and it was ? ' with her brain. -
A really really good movie could be written with this idea.
Main character working at a porn store = GOAT summer block buster
why hasn't hollywood capitalized on this comedy? the script practically writes itself. too busy coming up with lame-ass stupid comic book/video game/novel/cartoon/anime adaptions or remaking foreign flicks if not classic movies that don't need to be remade. -
Book title GloryHoles ""Days of glory"".
Bust seriously explain to me how this glory hole ? works.Is it like the porns or is it diferent.
? tweeting from a porn store. -
lordhonka2 wrote: »1. i think the regular trojan im not sure sadly we dont sell alot of condoms
2. right now with women it is the rabbit and the jack rabbit and for men it the fake ? things
3/4. my parents dont know but im 30 man i dont really have to tell them anything my sibling know my cousin know my friends know
5. my fiancee was like im glad u got a job imma just be thankful for that. she dosent care that i work there she used to pop in at random the first month after awhile she was like all you do is" watch tv" im like yeah and ocassionally rent out a movie but for the most part its nothing
so know she will come buy and bring me lunch or somthing but she cool with it. if she wasnt i would have quit.
you talking about pocket ? ? those things ? me up! MAN you gotta be a complete loser to buy one of those. nikka yo' hands ain't broken--? up!!!!!!! -
Cabana_Da_Don wrote: »Book title GloryHoles ""Days of glory"".
Bust seriously explain to me how this glory hole ? works.Is it like the porns or is it diferent.
? tweeting from a porn store.
im guessing it works like the movies.
the only reason i go in that part of the store is cause there is a soda machine there -
bootcheese3000 wrote: »you talking about pocket ? ? those things ? me up! MAN you gotta be a complete loser to buy one of those. nikka yo' hands ain't broken--? up!!!!!!!
oh man that aint ? we sell what is basicly a womans torso it has some realistic skin type material and a ? and bootyhole and i have sold 2 of them at 250 apiece
it wanted to be like mane for 250 even thought i dont suggest it you could just by sume ? on backpage but i get paid on commission also and that ? helps my pockets
so i anit say nothing i just felt sorry for dude. -
bootcheese3000 wrote: »in that case it must be in raleigh, durham, charlotte, or chapel hill unless i'm missing another spot.
Bragg Blvd......Fayetteville,NC??? -
lordhonka2 wrote: »I knew it was gonn be a wierd place to work my first day on the job these things happen within in 35 min
i get there at 4 because im gonna start training on the register with manager cause well i had never used one and it not really a register its a computer before we start he say look imma let you know somthing cause you gonna hear me talking to alot of people in hear and I dont want to scare away from working here. he then say he is ? and ask if that is gonna be a problem im like these are my exact word " dude why you tell me that i dont care if you ? i work 8 hours i go home that you business " he says somthing to the effect of you probably go be able to make in this job cause the guy that came in befoe quit. he laughed showed me how to run my shift report and went back to his office
no sooner than he walk in to his office two 30 plus black chicks walk in to the store ,the managere pokes his head out of the office looks at the laides and say you got the register. im like yeah they proceed to walk pass all he regular movies and im like o these some ? trannies they procede to pick out a ? movie from the 14.99 bin and come to the counter. at this point im like in my head im repeating over and over wtf wtf wtf wtf as i had not ever had a conversation with a ? there was that dude in collegethat i had a class with that dressed like a woman well he wore blouses but our converstation was onsome him: any body sitting here. yeah shante in the bath room she coming back.
ass they are paying the manager comes to the regiter makes sure i ring it up right and the coustomers leave I look at him like ? wtf just happend and ask where those trannys he like na the ? come in here all the time they just like ? porn its gonna be wierd sturff like going on here.
as he is walking back to his office the employee that i will finish my training with is coming in looks at the person in the room with the cheap dvds it off to the side
he like damn who is that ?
me: stone faced turn to him and blink twice
he like what you now her
i respond nah bobby thats a man
the puerto rican transexual that bobby had been refering to turns around like Gotch! and then skips ( no that is not a typo ) to the back room where the video boths are
bobby who i had only met once before looks at me and says with a look that is two parts embarassed and one part soul crushed "man i aint no ? man ididnt know." I believed him but
the rest of the night is just small talk about where i grew in NC and where he grew up in Michigan
and of course the coustomers i would come to know as regulars at the _____________ adult video store
yo! this is wild right here. This would be a good series on HBO or Showtime, keep notes man a book would be funny but a series with this type of events happening man oh man I would watch this. -
bootcheese3000 wrote: »or call it "? & salvation: testing my faith in the adult entertainment industry".
how about "bible thumpin' and dry humpin': my life experience working at an adult sex shoppe"?
i dont know if you playin but i really might use the first title -
Bragg Blvd......Fayetteville,NC???
i went to school in Fayetteville ( Fayettivelle State ) and bragg blvd was crazy it 4 in the mornig and all u see is hoes walking the strip -
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cant right about all saving some for the books but i like maintaing this thread
so i figured i would let you guys pick the next person i post about cant do a poll
so the first one of these names to get posted and cosigned 3 times is who ill write about
remember me and one of my coworkers ( "bob" i forget the fake name i used in this thread earlier gave the regulars nick names even though we dont call them these names to their face at least i dont. cause i dont want to fight a man who is wearing jeggings.
the names are
the muskateer ( infrequent customer)
Jimmy ( cousin of manager )
Fish man ( regular coustumer )
the undertaker ( regular customer ) -
lordhonka2 wrote: »thing is was never a fan of porn cause its only cool for about 10 min.
then its like they still doing this.
now i never want to see it
the other day i reading a book at the counter and forgot where i was just totally forgot where i worked untill
i was interupted by the sounds of some random movie playing from the video booths in the back.
i have learned some things working thier though
i have listed them and in no particular order
1 if you look at the eyes of the chicks on the cover of a porno you can clearly see the abscence of a soul
2. this ? is truley addictive there are people who come there every to days to RENT new porn and they have had accounts at this store
since 1990......1990
3. ? dudes look like regular dudes and
3.1 ? been ? for a long time dude came in and went to ? section he was old enought to be my dad I'm 30
4. alot of older couples in to porn. sold 4 movies to an old black couple they was like 55 or older
5. There are some men who would rather go to video booths than go home its sad
6. porn is alot like marijuana it bring people from differnt walks of life to the same place
7. ? women + porn store =
8. ? dudes + porn store =
9 cuckold stuff is real..... real ? . my boss who is a ? says it a ? set up to get straight guys to do ? ? dudes come in to the store with bad ? leave with dudes and chick come back week later renting ? porn
10 two sexy lesbians is holy grail type ? .
11. there are women who really like to come to place like this and sit in front of a glory hole however 50% of them only look like women and the others are ugly and have no self asteem
learned alot more but felt like this was enough
the place is 24 hours 3rd shift friday night is at the same time great and disgusting
i dont touch ? in the store i bring my own sanitizer and lysol
ask question i will share all that i have seen
uptated with my first day its post number95
I told you porn is ? . and the girls dont like doing it. they are forced too -
no im sure there are some dudes who might let they wife get fuked ( swinger)
and there are some who just want to get the guy naked so they can watch him ? there wives
and other that will pressure guy into doing things to them along with the wife so old bi ? ---- this is the explanation i got -
KinkyCurls wrote: »I told you porn is ? . and the girls dont like doing it. they are forced too
is that to me or some one else
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northside7 wrote: »Idk bout that, a lot of these chicks enjoy doing porn. Seen enough covers with chicks happy as ? but I have seen some porn chicks who look soulless.
A chick be looking banging, 2-3 years later she's run down looking drug' out. While others still looking top notch...
keep telling yourself that they like doing what they do to make yourself feel better.
95% of women who do porn have been sexually abused sometime in their life. they always regret doing it, and they never enjoy doing the flicks. -
KinkyCurls wrote: »keep telling yourself that they like doing what they do to make yourself feel better.
95% of women who do porn have been sexually abused sometime in their life. they always regret doing it, and they never enjoy doing the flicks.
You dont like your job? Quit -
lordhonka2 wrote: »i went to school in Fayetteville ( Fayettivelle State ) and bragg blvd was crazy it 4 in the mornig and all u see is hoes walking the strip
Really? My boyfriend lives down there and I've always wondered what it was like. Is it a good place to live or raise a family? -
Really? My boyfriend lives down there and I've always wondered what it was like. Is it a good place to live or raise a family?
it cool there are good schools it really a millitary town so its one of those all american places there is
usually a lot to do but there is some violence but hood ? is every where. really its like if you looking for trouble in fayetteville you can find it
if you not its just regular city with regular city stuff.
one of my friends is a teacher there and he is raising his family there -
oh the ironing!lordhonka2 wrote: »( no that is not a typo ) -
lordhonka2 wrote: »it cool there are good schools it really a millitary town so its one of those all american places there is
usually a lot to do but there is some violence but hood ? is every where. really its like if you looking for trouble in fayetteville you can find it
if you not its just regular city with regular city stuff.
one of my friends is a teacher there and he is raising his family there
Yea, my boyfriend is in the army at ft.bragg. He's tryna move me down there but idk yet. -
chicitylepio wrote: »so now that u share that boy with the strip how long until u leave him?
or r u gonna experiment now that ur in college ?
Huh? What boy with the strip? -
Yea, my boyfriend is in the army at ft.bragg. He's tryna move me down there but idk yet.
be ready just keeping it gangsta you dont want to be down here and he off in afghanastan for a year
i met a lot of lonely wive and girlfriends of soldiers 365 day is a long time with no loving
cool place to live though nothing close to there though beach is hour -thiry minute and raliegh is 2 hours charlotte 2 hour maybe more -
check post 122 let me know who yall want me to tell you about
