Mischievious stuff you did as a kid/youth
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I used to tie string to people's door knockers and hide in the bushes and knock the ? out of their doors.
Funny because they'd never noticed the string and you could pull the door shut behind them when they walked out to look for you. -
Rob peoples Pokemon cards.
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I wasn't that bad as a kid, but my cousin was bad enough for the both of us.
She came to visit me one summer and while we were out playing some boys from my school came and sprayed us with super soakers.
I used to have one of those super soakers with the gallon backpack, right?
She filled that with bleach and she blasted on these boys!! All you could hear was them screaming 'it burns!!'
Ever been chased by a whole block?
My dad had to step in and save the day. But he did make us go apologize and we both got our ass whooped... Smh, I was guilty by association... -
Used to throw rocks at this fat homeless ? named Big Will whenever he'd walk up the street
Used to jump my cousin and stomp him out with my friends cause he wasnt from around these parts
Used to run with a gang called the Hot Boyz back in 4th-5th grade, we used to steal ? from people and hide it in the woods behind the playground ? that was our gang hideout. ? got so bad I remember they sent out letters to all the parents letting them know there was gang activity going on.
All my homies got they ? whooped, my moms asked me If I knew anything about it and i lied my ass off -
I done did so much foul ? in my life bruh
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I was 17 having my first child my girl was being induced and she was in labor for mad long right, like 10 hrs in I told her ima go get sumthin from the crib went to some shorti house and in the middle of piping my phone start blowing up talkin bout the doctor said ? it he gonna do a c section n I got ten mintues to make it back long story short I ended gettin back after everything happened missed my first son being born aint get to bust no nut and everyone in her fam started hating me I ? up that day bruh
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I was 17 having my first child my girl was being induced and she was in labor for mad long right, like 10 hrs in I told her ima go get sumthin from the crib went to some shorti house and in the middle of piping my phone start blowing up talkin bout the doctor said ? it he gonna do a c section n I got ten mintues to make it back long story short I ended gettin back after everything happened missed my first son being born aint get to bust no nut and everyone in her fam started hating me I ? up that day bruh
Self ether.
? will leave their own children to go bust a nut. -
stole candy and snacks from stores
stole quarters from bums for arcade games
doorbell ditch
prank calls and pizza pranks calls
threw garbage and slurpees in public mail boxes
mixed alcohol in snapple bottles and let the girls take sips (got snitched on)
vandalize parked police cars
^^^banana in the tailpipe
snap girls bras
"accidentally" spill water on girls chests
changed grades on report cards
sold weed (high school)
dare (or force) younger kids to do some of the above and even more foul ? i wouldnt do myself -
I was 17 having my first child my girl was being induced and she was in labor for mad long right, like 10 hrs in I told her ima go get sumthin from the crib went to some shorti house and in the middle of piping my phone start blowing up talkin bout the doctor said ? it he gonna do a c section n I got ten mintues to make it back long story short I ended gettin back after everything happened missed my first son being born aint get to bust no nut and everyone in her fam started hating me I ? up that day bruh
Incase you didn't know u ain't ? bruh. Lol -
When I was about 12 or 13. It was these childhood friends name Big Mike & Chris. They was about 14 or 15. One day, Big Mike was trying to find a place to smoke his weed (I don't smoke). So I was like "mannnnnn y'all can smoke in my house, my momma gone anyway". Big Mike smoke his weed & they left. That weed smell was loud af in the house. So I'm trying to do everything to ? that smell (spraying Febreeze, sprinkling carpet fresh stuff on the ground & vacuuming it up, wipe the walls down with Lysol & ? ) but eventually the smell came out before my mother touchdown
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I was 17 having my first child my girl was being induced and she was in labor for mad long right, like 10 hrs in I told her ima go get sumthin from the crib went to some shorti house and in the middle of piping my phone start blowing up talkin bout the doctor said ? it he gonna do a c section n I got ten mintues to make it back long story short I ended gettin back after everything happened missed my first son being born aint get to bust no nut and everyone in her fam started hating me I ? up that day bruh
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Oh yea R.I.P to Big Mike
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when i was nine my new born baby brother came home now at first i liked him but he started getting all the attention i was not feeling that ? so i captured a bottle of ants and put it in his crib. luck for him my mother checked on him before the ants ate his ass alive. it was obvious i did it and the punishment was severe.
The ? ? ? Seek help ? -
stole candy and snacks from stores
stole quarters from bums for arcade games
doorbell ditch
prank calls and pizza pranks calls
threw garbage and slurpees in public mail boxes
mixed alcohol in snapple bottles and let the girls take sips (got snitched on)
vandalize parked police cars
^^^banana in the tailpipe
snap girls bras
"accidentally" spill water on girls chests
changed grades on report cards
sold weed (high school)
dare (or force) younger kids to do some of the above and even more foul ? i wouldnt do myself
Real ? I use to do that too lol. ? use to change their F's to B's & their D's to A's.
But sometimes ? mother caught them because they try to turn all their grades to A's. Their mother will believe until their mother go to their school & see the real grades then that's when ? get real
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Shoot at the cops with an air rifle.
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I was like 6 or 7 and I wanted this Teen Beat magazine so bad lol but my mom wouldn't buy it for me so one day we went to the store and I wore a jacket it was summer time lol I put that magazine in my jacket and zipped it up, we got to the car and she could tell I had something in my jacket. Made me go back in the store and tell them what I did lol
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Y'all remember those toy guns that would shoot the little plastic arrows? We used to have those and the supersoakers and hit the WOAT ice cream man. He tried to charge .75 cents a soda, and 1.25$ for a chip bag. He stopped coming around the block cuz we'd just light up his truck. My older cuz even started shooting the BB gun at him. Lolol
Speaking of BB guns, my dad got me and my brothers one when were like 8 and ten we used to think we were the ? killing birds and shooting cans lol one day my older girl cousin was over and I was trying to show off, I was like look I can shoot this fly that was buzzing everywhere lol so I have my eyes locked on it, and I'm moving the gun trying to keep pace with this fast ass fly. I pull the trigger and all I heard was a scream lol I had no idea I somehow was aiming right in my cousins legs lol -
Nothin tops the time I left ? Jamals big violent ass stranded in the woods during our nature jog in gym class.
Our teacher was crazy as ? and he'd make us go on nature jogs on these long ass dirt roads like 2-3 miles away from the school n if you was slow then u easily got left behind. Well I got left with Jamal who had special needs and this ? had just tried to fight me like a semester back so I told him to stay there while I ran to get help, ended up catching up to the group without sayin ? about that ? .
I wanted to ditch him for life but they some how found him out there wandering around lost.
I know already told this story in a thread similar to this but ima tell it every chance I get, because on this day I conquered a bully.
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And this years scumbag award goes toooooo............I was 17 having my first child my girl was being induced and she was in labor for mad long right, like 10 hrs in I told her ima go get sumthin from the crib went to some shorti house and in the middle of piping my phone start blowing up talkin bout the doctor said ? it he gonna do a c section n I got ten mintues to make it back long story short I ended gettin back after everything happened missed my first son being born aint get to bust no nut and everyone in her fam started hating me I ? up that day bruh
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A$AP_A$TON wrote: »I did some wild ? as a kid.
I once took a cup and filled it with everything liquid in the medicine cabinet. Then I put some Maalox in it at the end so it would look like milk. Took the cup out to my lil brother who was about 3 at the time he was washing the car with my parents.
I said bruh! You want some milk? He says yea and walks over to me. My momma was like what's in that cup? Lol I guess she could smell it from where I stood. She walked over to me and I dumped out the cup real quick. Didn't matter, she whooped my ass like she was getting paid to. Lead to the best nap I ever had tho.
Another time my babysitter was sleep and it was me and her grandson. Dude just took a ? and he was gonna wake her up and tell her he needed some help wiping. I convinced him it was a candy bar and he took a bite of a ? . She winds up waking up on her own seeing him mid bite. He's like "Granny, candy bar!"
She whooped my ass, then my momma whooped ass after work. Smh
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are we talkin young as in grade school or teen years? cuz me n my cousins was burning down houses at 6-10...
? teen years everything you can imagine. . -
My homie(closer to my brother really) used to steal ? from each others houses just to see who would notice first. Started off as games and toys, then when I saw his dad leave damn near $100( I don't remember to be honest) on the table one day after school, I took it. His sister used to go and steal ? all the time so I figured I was in the clear. Right as my mom showed up to pick me up, my friend got called into his dads room. All I heard was yelling and my friend getting beat, I got the hell outta there and got me and my mom lunch. I think I told this already.
Stole a ? load of Star wars toys from walmart. Told my mom I had to go ? , went to the toy section, got the ones I wanted, went the bathroom and as I sat there(I really did need to ? , I have bad guts) tore the toys out as silently as I could and stuffed em in my pockets. As we left the store a janitor was walking out the bathroom with all the packages on top.
My friend, his sisters, my sister, and me trashed their neighbors back yard. We threw eggs , chairs, dirt, some frosting or something all around the place after we finished swimming. Side note, my ? his sister was like 13 or something at the time and she started getting ? . I was a year or a few months younger so I was starting the first stages of puberty I think (my mom didn't send me to school till I was seven or something because i wasn't mature enough, so I should of been a grade higher than I was). His sister was wearing a white tshirt and by the gods it was glorious to my eyes. Luscious milk white ? just were there. They got bigger with age and two babies too.
I also stole books from the library when I actually valued my knowledge and didn't ? it all away.
And I forgot to add I shot my dad in the corner of his eye with a pellet gun. Y'all remember those pencils that individual pieces of lead stuck on a tiny plastic thing? They looked like rifle rounds to me so I used them for that. I loaded them up, he was being a smart ass, I hid under the table and took aim. Had I aimed a little more to the left the bastard woulda been blind. Kinda wish I did, he wouldn't be able see who he was trying to beat . -
My homie(closer to my brother really) used to steal ? from each others houses just to see who would notice first. Started off as games and toys, then when I saw his dad leave damn near $100( I don't remember to be honest) on the table one day after school, I took it. His sister used to go and steal ? all the time so I figured I was in the clear. Right as my mom showed up to pick me up, my friend got called into his dads room. All I heard was yelling and my friend getting beat, I got the hell outta there and got me and my mom lunch. I think I told this already.
Stole a ? load of Star wars toys from walmart. Told my mom I had to go ? , went to the toy section, got the ones I wanted, went the bathroom and as I sat there(I really did need to ? , I have bad guts) tore the toys out as silently as I could and stuffed em in my pockets. As we left the store a janitor was walking out the bathroom with all the packages on top.
My friend, his sisters, my sister, and me trashed their neighbors back yard. We threw eggs , chairs, dirt, some frosting or something all around the place after we finished swimming. Side note, my ? his sister was like 13 or something at the time and she started getting ? . I was a year or a few months younger so I was starting the first stages of puberty I think (my mom didn't send me to school till I was seven or something because i wasn't mature enough, so I should of been a grade higher than I was). His sister was wearing a white tshirt and by the gods it was glorious to my eyes. Luscious milk white ? just were there. They got bigger with age and two babies too.
I also stole books from the library when I actually valued my knowledge and didn't ? it all away.
And I forgot to add I shot my dad in the corner of his eye with a pellet gun. Y'all remember those pencils that individual pieces of lead stuck on a tiny plastic thing? They looked like rifle rounds to me so I used them for that. I loaded them up, he was being a smart ass, I hid under the table and took aim. Had I aimed a little more to the left the bastard woulda been blind. Kinda wish I did, he wouldn't be able see who he was trying to beat .
? aint start Kindergarten til he was 7....Lmaoooo -
I shot my dog in the leg with a pellet gun and he died a few weeks later from infection poor dog cause when I aimed to shoot at him he knew it was over he tried to take off around the corner of the house but I got him in the back of the leg smh pops still don't know bout that one. -
JonnyRoccIT wrote: »My homie(closer to my brother really) used to steal ? from each others houses just to see who would notice first. Started off as games and toys, then when I saw his dad leave damn near $100( I don't remember to be honest) on the table one day after school, I took it. His sister used to go and steal ? all the time so I figured I was in the clear. Right as my mom showed up to pick me up, my friend got called into his dads room. All I heard was yelling and my friend getting beat, I got the hell outta there and got me and my mom lunch. I think I told this already.
Stole a ? load of Star wars toys from walmart. Told my mom I had to go ? , went to the toy section, got the ones I wanted, went the bathroom and as I sat there(I really did need to ? , I have bad guts) tore the toys out as silently as I could and stuffed em in my pockets. As we left the store a janitor was walking out the bathroom with all the packages on top.
My friend, his sisters, my sister, and me trashed their neighbors back yard. We threw eggs , chairs, dirt, some frosting or something all around the place after we finished swimming. Side note, my ? his sister was like 13 or something at the time and she started getting ? . I was a year or a few months younger so I was starting the first stages of puberty I think (my mom didn't send me to school till I was seven or something because i wasn't mature enough, so I should of been a grade higher than I was). His sister was wearing a white tshirt and by the gods it was glorious to my eyes. Luscious milk white ? just were there. They got bigger with age and two babies too.
I also stole books from the library when I actually valued my knowledge and didn't ? it all away.
And I forgot to add I shot my dad in the corner of his eye with a pellet gun. Y'all remember those pencils that individual pieces of lead stuck on a tiny plastic thing? They looked like rifle rounds to me so I used them for that. I loaded them up, he was being a smart ass, I hid under the table and took aim. Had I aimed a little more to the left the bastard woulda been blind. Kinda wish I did, he wouldn't be able see who he was trying to beat .
? aint start Kindergarten til he was 7....Lmaoooo
Man ? you. My damn mom thought I wasn't mature enough or some ? . That ? ? me up when I was ? 19 debating about whether I should try ? a freshman or sophomore in high school.
