Mischievious stuff you did as a kid/youth
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stole a lot of candy, chips, beef jerky and sodas
smoke quite a bit of weed daily
flatten all 4 tires on parked cars, ? would be hilarious when we would see them come outside, start the car and drive off, park and get out angry
lot of ding ? ditching aka doorbell ditch
firecracker pranks out the ? , I lived behind an elementary school, so we climbed this big tree (on school property) and set them off, the kids were out for recess and all of them, plus the teachers, laid on the ground and were screaming.. we stopped then they all got up and ran to go bak inside, cops came and ended up catching a friend and myself, talked and let us go, hilarious ? ..
did that ? in a bag, light it on fire prank..
put a dead cat ontop of this mean lady's car, woke up early enough to watch her leave from work, she came outside and wa upset and disgusted, woke up her son (summer vacation) and made him remove and discard the cat..
steal ice cream/dry ice from those Mexican ice cream men pushing the carts... we stole crazy amounts of dry ice..
steal from the ice cream man, we would all go up and place big ass orders, the last guy ordering would claim he paying for it, then we would all run once everyone had what they wanted...
we would throw water balloons at the ice cream mans truck..
we would throw rocks and grapefruits @ cars... busted a few windows as they were driving and we would hide.. one guy called the cops and we forced this lil kid to take the fall, made him come out of hiding and admit he was the one and only one..
? small animals, mainly lizards and gophers... I would catch 10-15 lizards and release them on this busy road and they would all get ran over.. also would put them into two liter bottles and blow them up w piccolo Pete's..
reminds me, we made a ? load of two liter piccolo Pete bombs...
break into empty homes and destroy them.. smh
stole credit cards and used them to buy games and a ps2...
crazy amounts of fuckery fun days, would've done more if I could go back -
I remember I was at the mall with my mother & I think she went to JC Penny or Sears or some ? & I told her I was going to GameStop. This is when NBA Live 98 came out. So I went to GameStop & stole a copy of the game. I was ready togo home, so iI went home & turned my PlayStation on & opened up the NBA Live 98 case & their wasn't a game in it.
That ? burn tf out of my soul man -
I would often call 911 and report there were fires or a crime taking place from pay phones at grocery stores...
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would call as order pizza for the neighbors, crazy amount too, like 10 large 3-toppin pizzas, tons of bread sticks and sodas, leave them my call back number and say the paying method would be cash..
watch them arrive and go up to them and they would say they never ordered or they wouldn't even be home..
one of the deliver guys actually sat in his car and ate a slice lol -
would call as order pizza for the neighbors, crazy amount too, like 10 large 3-toppin pizzas, tons of bread sticks and sodas, leave them my call back number and say the paying method would be cash..
watch them arrive and go up to them and they would say they never ordered or they wouldn't even be home..
one of the deliver guys actually sat in his car and ate a slice lol
Lol my friends and I used to do this but to females in the next town over
We would also call guys from out of town and charge it to their parents phone bill lol...before cell phones of course -
When i was about 8, i was visiting my grandparents, and my grandfather had this bird that he would let out its cage. The bird instinctively hates red (don't know what the bird is called, but it's some exotic type, i think...not found in North America).
Anyway, we had some family come over and the bird was roaming around in the bushes out in the garden. One of the little girls (who was about 6) had henna on her hands and feet, and was looking for a toy she lost, so i told her it was in the bushes where the bird was roaming around. She went right into the bushes and that little psychopath bird ended up damn near chewing her feet off.
I got in so much ? . Thinking back, i don't know if that was hilarious or just plain evil. Worst part was, I didn't even have a grudge or anything against her. I just did it for the lulz. -
Pop hood ornaments of whips
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A$AP_A$TON wrote: »I did some wild ? as a kid.
I once took a cup and filled it with everything liquid in the medicine cabinet. Then I put some Maalox in it at the end so it would look like milk. Took the cup out to my lil brother who was about 3 at the time he was washing the car with my parents.
I said bruh! You want some milk? He says yea and walks over to me. My momma was like what's in that cup? Lol I guess she could smell it from where I stood. She walked over to me and I dumped out the cup real quick. Didn't matter, she whooped my ass like she was getting paid to. Lead to the best nap I ever had tho.
Another time my babysitter was sleep and it was me and her grandson. Dude just took a ? and he was gonna wake her up and tell her he needed some help wiping. I convinced him it was a candy bar and he took a bite of a ? . She winds up waking up on her own seeing him mid bite. He's like "Granny, candy bar!"
She whooped my ass, then my momma whooped ass after work. Smh
lol reminds me of when my lil sister was born. We 5 years apart. i got jealous as a kid cuz she was getting all the attention. I got all of my toys and buried her in her crib.The work I caught when my mom saw that ? was brutal lol -
Put grasshoppers in teachers desk drawers...
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1st grade, I was playing with fire in my house. Smh I was tryin to burn a small ice cream cup. I succeeded but in the process of trying to put it out, I panicked and burned my fingers. Ashes were everywhere in the kitchen. Moms wakes up and asked who did it and I blamed it on my dad who already gone to work. Big mistake. So I end up going to school that morning thinking I'm in the clear. School day is over, I get home and I'm outside playing. Mom comes outside and says "come here boy". At that moment I knew the truth was found out. Let's just say, 25 years later and that ass whooping is still vivid and I cringe just thinking bout it.
Did the whole BB gun thang, shooting birds.
I used to live by some train tracks so me and my friends would go and put the small boulder rocks (that's on the side of the tracks) right on the train track and hope the train flipped and derailed. Also used to aim for the train conductors head as they passed by. I still remember them ducking like George Bush ducking them flying shoes.
Sneaking in homes for sale/rent with pools and swimming for a few hours till we got kicked out.
Prank calling 911. Muthafuckas showed up to my house once. I was shook. Lol
In HS, the movie theaters where one block from my school. So we would skip school and sneak in til we got kicked out. Got chased many times. Lol -
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when i was nine my new born baby brother came home now at first i liked him but he started getting all the attention i was not feeling that ? so i captured a bottle of ants and put it in his crib. luck for him my mother checked on him before the ants ate his ass alive. it was obvious i did it and the punishment was severe.
lol I feel ur pain -
It's crazy because I mentioned (in one of my previous posts) something about my middle school Principal. The T/S already know that the middle school Principal use to serve ? them ass whoopings in school.
I'm glad he spared my life & made me go to class -
In middle school it was impossible to keep my hands to myself. I stayed feelin up females...
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stole a lot of candy, chips, beef jerky and sodas
smoke quite a bit of weed daily
flatten all 4 tires on parked cars, ? would be hilarious when we would see them come outside, start the car and drive off, park and get out angry
lot of ding ? ditching aka doorbell ditch
firecracker pranks out the ? , I lived behind an elementary school, so we climbed this big tree (on school property) and set them off, the kids were out for recess and all of them, plus the teachers, laid on the ground and were screaming.. we stopped then they all got up and ran to go bak inside, cops came and ended up catching a friend and myself, talked and let us go, hilarious ? ..
did that ? in a bag, light it on fire prank..
put a dead cat ontop of this mean lady's car, woke up early enough to watch her leave from work, she came outside and wa upset and disgusted, woke up her son (summer vacation) and made him remove and discard the cat..
steal ice cream/dry ice from those Mexican ice cream men pushing the carts... we stole crazy amounts of dry ice..
steal from the ice cream man, we would all go up and place big ass orders, the last guy ordering would claim he paying for it, then we would all run once everyone had what they wanted...
we would throw water balloons at the ice cream mans truck..
we would throw rocks and grapefruits @ cars... busted a few windows as they were driving and we would hide.. one guy called the cops and we forced this lil kid to take the fall, made him come out of hiding and admit he was the one and only one..
? small animals, mainly lizards and gophers... I would catch 10-15 lizards and release them on this busy road and they would all get ran over.. also would put them into two liter bottles and blow them up w piccolo Pete's..
reminds me, we made a ? load of two liter piccolo Pete bombs...
break into empty homes and destroy them.. smh
stole credit cards and used them to buy games and a ps2...
crazy amounts of fuckery fun days, would've done more if I could go back
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Damn, yall ? foul.
I haven't done anything aside from flood some of the 7th grader P.E lockers with pond water/pond ? . -
I used to jump on the back of ups type trucks and ride it up the hill, then jump off. Only got caught once. I don't know what was wrong with me.
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Damn, yall ? foul.
I haven't did anything aside from flood some of the 7th grader P.E lockers with pond water/pond ? .
@Pond ? -
I shot my dog in the leg with a pellet gun and he died a few weeks later from infection poor dog cause when I aimed to shoot at him he knew it was over he tried to take off around the corner of the house but I got him in the back of the leg smh pops still don't know bout that one.
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I came here for @Kai .... I worship that goddess and here legendary triumphs
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themadlionsfan wrote: »In middle school it was impossible to keep my hands to myself. I stayed feelin up females...
It's funny because it was the exact opposite for me. I was too shook of getting in trouble for sexual harassment. They used to have us watch videos and ? on that. 8th grade I got over my fear though, realized it was all about picking the right females. After that it was on. Lol
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when i was nine my new born baby brother came home now at first i liked him but he started getting all the attention i was not feeling that ? so i captured a bottle of ants and put it in his crib. luck for him my mother checked on him before the ants ate his ass alive. it was obvious i did it and the punishment was severe.
The ? ? ? Seek help ?
back then my thinking was mom and dad could just make another one -
when i was nine my new born baby brother came home now at first i liked him but he started getting all the attention i was not feeling that ? so i captured a bottle of ants and put it in his crib. luck for him my mother checked on him before the ants ate his ass alive. it was obvious i did it and the punishment was severe.
The ? ? ? Seek help ?
back then my thinking was mom and dad could just make another one -
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-stole porn magazines out liquor stores..
-adult car keys were never safe... they sit them down and turn they head me and my cousins were strollin the backstreets. hahaha
-would collect golfballs that went over the course gate and landed at the park.. on the way home would throw them over the overpass onto the freeway and watch cars dodge them. haha
-steal the teachers lesson plan
mannn.. i can go on for hours..
i was bad as ? .. but u couldnt convince the adults that tho.. let them tell it i was the most well mannered respectful child. hahaha
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