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Some minor ? but this girl was giving me dome me up in the backseat and i was ? her n ? . thing is, i had jammed my finger nail weeks prior and had a bandaid wrapped around it. That ? was gone the next day.
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nickel-us P wrote: »Some minor ? but this girl was giving me dome me up in the backseat and i was ? her n ? . thing is, i had jammed my finger nail weeks prior and had a bandaid wrapped around it. That ? was gone the next day.
Smh, Lol, and Ether @ ole girl thinkin how she got a bacteria infection. -
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Nah, real ? though. I used to tell my homeboys, if a ? can successfully get at my woman, I can't even be mad, that ? did me a favor *shrug*
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I just never kept a girlfriend, my wife the first chick I dated for longer than 3 months....Nah, real ? though. I used to tell my homeboys, if a ? can successfully get at my woman, I can't even be mad, that ? did me a favor *shrug*
I never trusted or got overly attached to any chick before her....
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I was bangin' this one girl right and she had big ass ? , fat ass...wait is this the scumbag thread or the brag about how many ? I ? thread?
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That's how it was with me. When I say my woman, I'm referring to the wife. I never dated a broad, period. I would just ? 'em, and as soon as ? got uncomfortable because of them wanting more, I'd shake the spot.
I just never kept a girlfriend, my wife the first chick I dated for longer than 3 months....Nah, real ? though. I used to tell my homeboys, if a ? can successfully get at my woman, I can't even be mad, that ? did me a favor *shrug*
I never trusted or got overly attached to any chick before her.... -
I was the exact opposite....needless to say this girl taught me the game smh...i took the L, then i joined the league of shadows...thankfully Allah helped me find the righteous path
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Crazy thing is ole girl hit me up a while back talking bout oh im sorry ..i didnt know what i had in you...ure the best man i ve ever had....i activate scumbag mode one last time...
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Lol, I had no heart for years bruh...
I once told a chick she should really be ? other people, cuz lord knows I am.... -
Ah I remember one,
Nowhere near as bad as you all stories but you guys been getting too much scumshine.
Aight so I'm real right with these dudes known them for like 10 year now. One of these dude got a sister, big ? , big ? ....guess you could say she roundish but not fat by no means(just clarifying for @Lurkristocrat )
Now since I met her 10 years ago she always been giving me the eye and me being a ? ? I kept an eye on her eye. It was clear we was feeling each other but the timing was always wrong. When she was single I wasn't and vice versa. Plus I always said I would never ? her ? its one of my closest homies sister. Fast forward 7years she dating the other dude (who is also close with the other homie) They break up but he's still in love with her. Anyway...
A year later me, the first homie and his sister go on holiday... (The 2nd homie knowing what I'm like asked me not to ? her.... I was like "cool") .... On the first night we don't know where to go in the country so we get ? up in the hotel.... We received the wrong room so unfortunately we are all sleeping in the same room, 2 beds between the three of us. Now me and her some how telepathically run the same ? .... Telling him "nah I ain't sleeping isn't the same bed as my homie", "nah I ain't sleeping in the same bed as my brother". He's cool with that, he think he winning ? he got the bed to himself while we have to share. Naaaaaaah ? you ain't win ? . I tried not to ? her. I swear. That r.kelly tune started playing in my head " my miiiinds telling me nooooooo....but my body....." ? we started ? but she got scared he would wake up so she stopped.... I was ? but then she started giving me head....but then she stopped again. I was ? . Nearly woke her bro up and told him to punish her for giving me blue ? .
Anyway next morning, we went reception and got an upgrade ? they messed up our reservation..... Two separate rooms, 3beds. In one room(2 singles) me and my boy slept. In the other his sister had a double.
Man, I woke up every morning feeling so bad. I swear she liked the drama too ? even tho she had a spare bed in a separate room we still ? a couple times in mine and our homies room while he was sleeping.
When we got back we swore it wouldn't happen again...but everyone that made it this far into the story knows that never happened.
There's couple more details to the story but it's already to long so I'll leave it.
I still feel bad to this day ? we still really cool (me and the homie going on holiday with him in 2 and a half weeks lol...but alas she won't be ther) -
Oh btw. Please don't let this thread die.... I think this thread has officially converted me from a GnS fan too a Donkey fan
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So I'm in sumter south Carolina had to be 2002. Me and my boy got a chic in the back seat of the whip. She thought she was my main but I was slutting. Anyway, I throw my boi in the back seat to let him try to beat, we used to run thru chics back then. She caught an attitude once she figured out what we were trying to do. I ain't play that ? so kicked her out the whip in the backwoods of Sumter sc. The chic walked all the way home like 5 miles then called and apologized... we picked her up and smashed.... a year or so later she in the some cut trillville video lmao. One mans trash is another mans treasure smh lol
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i once smashed a chick who i was in the friend zone with for like 6 years...? was crazy, cuz she wanted to go back to being friends...but i was like....a line has been crossed that cannot be uncrossed...
so she kept trying too be friends..and i kept turning it into ? .....eventually she tried to push it towards the direction of a relationship, then i lost all interest....
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I had to take a break from posting my scumbag stories. I been getting death threats in my PM inbox *goes back into hiding* lol
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At least that's how it would go in your head. Reality is a ? . And what makes you think you'd find out? Hahaibestrokin wrote: »
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You ? are awful human beings wow
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At least that's how it would go in your head. Reality is a ? . And what makes you think you'd find out? Hahaibestrokin wrote: »
reality is a ? and you would be pushin up daisies. and i got that spidey sense. ill ? that ? off then shell spew your name then game over. then thats when youll realize reality is really a ? .....pushin up daisies.
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I had to take a break from posting my scumbag stories. I been getting death threats in my PM inbox *goes back into hiding* lol
I had a few more but then @Pico told me I was going to hell because of what I posted (which wasn't half as bad as some of yall ? , cuz everybody knows strippers and bike week jumpoffs don't have souls)...then I started to think WWJD and tha answer was NOT YANK BEADS OUT OF STRIPPERS ? !! lol -
Lol my dude got it all figured out. Rookie.
And on that note, here is another one.
I used to ? with this broad from around my way. She had a dude, I knew who he was but I didn't know him personally. One day I'm at the broads house chillin' and her dude call her and say he got word from one of his boys that she was ? ' with me. She denied, denied, denied. Said I was just a friend, technically I was. I knew her before she got with him but started ? her after she got with him.
So anyway, she got him on speaker while he talking ? , accusing her. So he tell her, call that ? on 3 way so I can ask him myself. He tell her "don't tell him I'm on the phone, I wanna see how he talk to you before I speak up."
She look at me and I silence my phone and motion for her to call. Haha. I go in the next room and answer my phone. I answer "what up, D?" Her name was Danielle. So we just start talking about ? , I'm telling her about this new broad I met, she telling me about her family, work, blah blah blah. Anyway, it ends without him saying anything. They hang up, and she tell me "he still don't believe me." I told her to invite me and my "girl" over to hang out with her and her boyfriend.
Me and one of my other homegirls show up (we was ? too, she had a man also), but she know the game already. We over there chopping it up, laughing, having a good time lol. Me and him go off alone at one point and he tells me "man I'm not going to lie to you, I thought you was ? my girl cause ? said they seen y'all together but I see you got a girl of your own so I apologize." We dapped up and went back and joined the girls.
Me and ol' girl left and my day went on. She called me later that night to come ? and come ? I did. Her ? showed back up to her house while I was there but she ignored the phone and the door (he didn't have a key to her place). Then she called him back afterwards and said she was at her moms house. He ended up bouncin' and so did I right after.
In that 7 year time span, I ain't never got caught up with another ? ? . Ever. Had some close calls, but never got found out. Been accused... no proof. Glad that's all behind me now haha. ? was exhausting keeping up with so many broads that weren't mine. -
@ Blatian , @CP203 and Mastery should get their own brands of dirt. You ? are too funny.
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? it...I'll post another 1 and ask for forgiveness later lol
Not going into all tha details cuz it's been done but I think tha worst ? I did (but in my defense I was provoked) was....
I was a Team Lead/Supervisor at this plant for abt 8 years and at 1 point I was hitting 3 chicks on my line (there was about 45 people on my line at tha time). Anyway this lame ass hating ? boy decides to tell everybody what I was doing, but he didn't think I knew he was tha 1 that put me on blast. Chicks get mad and needless to say my stable was cut by 2 pretty quick. 1 chick didn't care cuz she already knew tha deal. Anyway this ? 's girl worked at a plant down tha street from our plant and I used to see her picking him up all tha time. I run into them 1 day at tha gas station and when he goes inside to pay for tha gas I get a crazy "? me please" look from old buddy's girl and she gives me her number.
Long story short I made that muthafucka work like 4 straight months of Saturdays while I would go to HIS house and ? HIS girl...and to top it off I gave him a bs story about upper management making overtime mandatory straight pay just so he didn't bank off all tha hours I had him pull...I got bored after a while and chilled but I felt vindicated...
He started it tho...? 'em :-\" -
? it...I'll post another 1 and ask for forgiveness later lol
Not going into all tha details cuz it's been done but I think tha worst ? I did (but in my defense I was provoked) was....
I was a Team Lead/Supervisor at this plant for abt 8 years and at 1 point I was hitting 3 chicks on my line (there was about 45 people on my line at tha time). Anyway this lame ass hating ? boy decides to tell everybody what I was doing, but he didn't think I knew he was tha 1 that put me on blast. Chicks get mad and needless to say my stable was cut by 2 pretty quick. 1 chick didn't care cuz she already knew tha deal. Anyway this ? 's girl worked at a plant down tha street from our plant and I used to see her picking him up all tha time. I run into them 1 day at tha gas station and when he goes inside to pay for tha gas I get a crazy "? me please" look from old buddy's girl and she gives me her number.
Long story short I made that muthafucka work like 4 straight months of Saturdays while I would go to HIS house and ? HIS girl...and to top it off I gave him a bs story about upper management making overtime mandatory straight pay just so he didn't bank off all tha hours I had him pull...I got bored after a while and chilled but I felt vindicated...
He started it tho...? 'em :-\"
Lmfaoooooo. He ? wit you first so...... -
Yall ? gonna be waiting in purgatory for a long ? time
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