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kingofkingz wrote: »I was on a date at this fine light skin chick house & we sitting on the floor drinking champagne & talking, slow music playing on tv, candles lit nshit.. i was trying to ? this ? for a minute so I'm thinking yeah I'm finally gonna smash.. I'm making moves on her & she not really accepting them
So about after an hour of me being all touchy feely on her she comes out & says I'm not ready for sex, i just got outta something & i see u as a brother type of good friend & i don't wanna ruin that
So I'm sitting there crushed & disappointed. She gets up to go to the bathroom i put my ? in her champagne when she came back she finishes her drink then after 15mins i just left & ignored all her calls & texts after that
? was gon get this D one way or the other ? bitc... I'm still ? about that & that ? happend years ago
LMAO!!! ? I'm over here at work tryin not to buss out laughing!!! -
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!! This muthafucka got me in tears for real over here wit' this ? !! This ? whipping his ? out on old ladies...letting sick mute people damn near die in hospitals and ? so he can get his ? wet!! LMAO...
No judgement but DAMN my ? !! Wtf my dude?! Lolololololol!! -
I was ? with this ? for like a week. Staying in a hotel with her. Only leaving to get food and dope. So, on the 6th day I wake up and this ? is gone. Str8 ghost. Not only her, but my few bags are gone too. Lucky I slept with my money in my pocket.
So like 2-3 days go by and this ? call me crying. Like I'm so sorry, I'm sick. I just need 2 bags and a needle. I tell her to meet me at the McDonald's. In my head, I'm like ? this ? , I'm ? her (not literally)
So we meet up at the McDonald's and walk the 5min to my boys hut, which is under a bridge. Cause I know he has hep-c and I want this hoe to get that ? . So she mix her ? up and bang out with his needle. As soon as she take it out her arm, I start lmao and tell her about the needle. My homie start nodding his head saying it's true. She start balling again. Me and my homie dip off and leave her under the bridge. Never heard from her again.
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kingofkingz wrote: »I was on a date at this fine light skin chick house & we sitting on the floor drinking champagne & talking, slow music playing on tv, candles lit nshit.. i was trying to ? this ? for a minute so I'm thinking yeah I'm finally gonna smash.. I'm making moves on her & she not really accepting them
So about after an hour of me being all touchy feely on her she comes out & says I'm not ready for sex, i just got outta something & i see u as a brother type of good friend & i don't wanna ruin that
So I'm sitting there crushed & disappointed. She gets up to go to the bathroom i put my ? in her champagne when she came back she finishes her drink then after 15mins i just left & ignored all her calls & texts after that
? was gon get this D one way or the other ? bitc... I'm still ? about that & that ? happend years ago
I am ? rolling my ? ...save me from these Infidels -
In Your Moms Room wrote: »I was ? with this ? for like a week. Staying in a hotel with her. Only leaving to get food and dope. So, on the 6th day I wake up and this ? is gone. Str8 ghost. Not only her, but my few bags are gone too. Lucky I slept with my money in my pocket.
So like 2-3 days go by and this ? call me crying. Like I'm so sorry, I'm sick. I just need 2 bags and a needle. I tell her to meet me at the McDonald's. In my head, I'm like ? this ? , I'm ? her (not literally)
So we meet up at the McDonald's and walk the 5min to my boys hut, which is under a bridge. Cause I know he has hep-c and I want this hoe to get that ? . So she mix her ? up and bang out with his needle. As soon as she take it out her arm, I start lmao and tell her about the needle. My homie start nodding his head saying it's true. She start balling again. Me and my homie dip off and leave her under the bridge. Never heard from her again.
It's her fault though. She shouldn't of beat me.
Welp, looks like you just bought yourself a 1st class ticket to hell.
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Man let me bring some respectability to this thread....anyway me and my girl at the time were beefing heavy but I used to go over to her crib to eat and do laundry ( she had the goat washing machine).....anyway I goes up there to do laundry we start arguing ....in the midst of this I gets a text from my bottom chick, we all got one that LL take ur kids anytime, anywhere....she like I need to see u its urgent, so I grabs the hammer w me I roll up there, she like I ain't want nothing just wanted to take u to lunch smh...we r eating, I'm telling her bout my woman problem, when she blurts out lets go have sex.....i tried to fight it but like was like ? it, this broad guided me to some hoe motel ( u know the filthy one where the TV s only play porn), .....long story short I smash right quick, drop her off at the crib. Go back to my girl s crib , beg like Keith Sweat, smash her too..... I left out some nasty ? for the better
Thank ? for Allah...
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Smh what's up with yall not washin ya ? between hoes?
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kingofkingz wrote: »I was on a date at this fine light skin chick house & we sitting on the floor drinking champagne & talking, slow music playing on tv, candles lit nshit.. i was trying to ? this ? for a minute so I'm thinking yeah I'm finally gonna smash.. I'm making moves on her & she not really accepting them
So about after an hour of me being all touchy feely on her she comes out & says I'm not ready for sex, i just got outta something & i see u as a brother type of good friend & i don't wanna ruin that
So I'm sitting there crushed & disappointed. She gets up to go to the bathroom i put my ? in her champagne when she came back she finishes her drink then after 15mins i just left & ignored all her calls & texts after that
? was gon get this D one way or the other ? bitc... I'm still ? about that & that ? happend years ago
You need Jesus....... Do you know him?
Fam I've changed. I ain't grimy like that no more -
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You know what Imma tell yall a story.
So me and my ex (same ? who's shoes I sold on eBay tee hee) go out to dinner. We eatin hella food on some fat people ? yo. ? I know damn well I shouldn't be eatin. Anyways afterwards we go back to his house. We in bed cuddled up he tryin to ? , I ate way too much so I'm like "bae chill..." We fall asleep watching Netflix.
I woke up in the middle of the night stomach ? hurtttttin. Ran to the bathroom and tore his ? up! Got back in bed (Naa I'm nasty I didn't take a shower Idc). Well I guess I woke him up when I got back in bed cause like 15 later I feel this ? lickin n kissing my thighs. So I'm like ? it go head n eat the ? . I'm laughin inside cause this nasty yo. He eat it for like 20 minutes then he says "aight bend over"
Me thinkin he Finna hit from the back I do. This ? goes face first into my ass. He eating the helllllll outta my ass while my face in the pillow holding back laughter n tears. He tore that ? ? up dawg.
After he was done he tried to kiss me, I was like "Naa you got morning breff". I couldn't even go back to sleep cause i kept laughing every 5 minutes. I ended up just going home. -
You know what Imma tell yall a story.
So me and my ex (same ? who's shoes I sold on eBay tee hee) go out to dinner. We eatin hella food on some fat people ? yo. ? I know damn well I shouldn't be eatin. Anyways afterwards we go back to his house. We in bed cuddled up he tryin to ? , I ate way too much so I'm like "bae chill..." We fall asleep watching Netflix.
I woke up in the middle of the night stomach ? hurtttttin. Ran to the bathroom and tore his ? up! Got back in bed (Naa I'm nasty I didn't take a shower Idc). Well I guess I woke him up when I got back in bed cause like 15 later I feel this ? lickin n kissing my thighs. So I'm like ? it go head n eat the ? . I'm laughin inside cause this nasty yo. He eat it for like 20 minutes then he says "aight bend over"
Me thinkin he Finna hit from the back I do. This ? goes face first into my ass. He eating the helllllll outta my ass while my face in the pillow holding back laughter n tears. He tore that ? ? up dawg.
After he was done he tried to kiss me, I was like "Naa you got morning breff". I couldn't even go back to sleep cause i kept laughing every 5 minutes. I ended up just going home.
this is how domestic violence,commences -
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You know what Imma tell yall a story.
So me and my ex (same ? who's shoes I sold on eBay tee hee) go out to dinner. We eatin hella food on some fat people ? yo. ? I know damn well I shouldn't be eatin. Anyways afterwards we go back to his house. We in bed cuddled up he tryin to ? , I ate way too much so I'm like "bae chill..." We fall asleep watching Netflix.
I woke up in the middle of the night stomach ? hurtttttin. Ran to the bathroom and tore his ? up! Got back in bed (Naa I'm nasty I didn't take a shower Idc). Well I guess I woke him up when I got back in bed cause like 15 later I feel this ? lickin n kissing my thighs. So I'm like ? it go head n eat the ? . I'm laughin inside cause this nasty yo. He eat it for like 20 minutes then he says "aight bend over"
Me thinkin he Finna hit from the back I do. This ? goes face first into my ass. He eating the helllllll outta my ass while my face in the pillow holding back laughter n tears. He tore that ? ? up dawg.
After he was done he tried to kiss me, I was like "Naa you got morning breff". I couldn't even go back to sleep cause i kept laughing every 5 minutes. I ended up just going home.
Bravo @Pico =D> ...I KNEW you had it in you ma!! I'm very proud of you <:-P
And to quote YOU..."Hey...he started it with you!" Lol -
Elzo69Renaissance wrote: »
Lmfaoooo it was accidental scumbaggery!!! -
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Elzo69Renaissance wrote: »
Lmfaoooo it was accidental scumbaggery!!!
No ma'am...you do not deminish your scumbaginess!! [-X
Own your ? ma lol -
Tellin yall that story brightened my day. I love yall.
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kingofkingz wrote: »When I used to be a cable tech. I went to different people's homes to do the installation. 1 day i have to go this old lady house. I walk in & notice she has cable service from a different provider & ask uf she was trying to switch she says no i can't change the channels then i explain u gotta call that company instead of us
She starts crying & sits on the couch now this lady is in her 70s & wearing a long gown for some reason she was getting me hard watching her cry & goin on how she couldn't remember things anymore
So i sit next to her put my arm around her & I'm like everything will be ok she put her head on my shoulder after about 2mins. I stand in front of her & take my ? out & she looks at me I'm like u think u gonna remember how to suck a ? & she says she hasn't done that since her husband passed years ago.
I tell that's fine. I grab her head & put my ? in mouth & start ? her face.. but the head was wack & i wanted to ? so I bent her over on the couch & ? her from the back... i bussed inside of her & quickly pulled my pants up & left
I felt like the lowest ? on earth when I drove away & for the rest of the day..
I got more ? but but damn... I've changed tho
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You know what Imma tell yall a story.
So me and my ex (same ? who's shoes I sold on eBay tee hee) go out to dinner. We eatin hella food on some fat people ? yo. ? I know damn well I shouldn't be eatin. Anyways afterwards we go back to his house. We in bed cuddled up he tryin to ? , I ate way too much so I'm like "bae chill..." We fall asleep watching Netflix.
I woke up in the middle of the night stomach ? hurtttttin. Ran to the bathroom and tore his ? up! Got back in bed (Naa I'm nasty I didn't take a shower Idc). Well I guess I woke him up when I got back in bed cause like 15 later I feel this ? lickin n kissing my thighs. So I'm like ? it go head n eat the ? . I'm laughin inside cause this nasty yo. He eat it for like 20 minutes then he says "aight bend over"
Me thinkin he Finna hit from the back I do. This ? goes face first into my ass. He eating the helllllll outta my ass while my face in the pillow holding back laughter n tears. He tore that ? ? up dawg.
After he was done he tried to kiss me, I was like "Naa you got morning breff". I couldn't even go back to sleep cause i kept laughing every 5 minutes. I ended up just going home.
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You know what Imma tell yall a story.
So me and my ex (same ? who's shoes I sold on eBay tee hee) go out to dinner. We eatin hella food on some fat people ? yo. ? I know damn well I shouldn't be eatin. Anyways afterwards we go back to his house. We in bed cuddled up he tryin to ? , I ate way too much so I'm like "bae chill..." We fall asleep watching Netflix.
I woke up in the middle of the night stomach ? hurtttttin. Ran to the bathroom and tore his ? up! Got back in bed (Naa I'm nasty I didn't take a shower Idc). Well I guess I woke him up when I got back in bed cause like 15 later I feel this ? lickin n kissing my thighs. So I'm like ? it go head n eat the ? . I'm laughin inside cause this nasty yo. He eat it for like 20 minutes then he says "aight bend over"
Me thinkin he Finna hit from the back I do. This ? goes face first into my ass. He eating the helllllll outta my ass while my face in the pillow holding back laughter n tears. He tore that ? ? up dawg.
After he was done he tried to kiss me, I was like "Naa you got morning breff". I couldn't even go back to sleep cause i kept laughing every 5 minutes. I ended up just going home.
Lmaoooo
I think the worse thing i did was going to go ? on the Far end of my house so she couldnt hear me flush or smell & then going back to ol girl & gettin my ? sucked RIGHT after .
I was like "shitttt, i wiped good...? it ." -
Me & this one chick used to flirt heavily at my old job but whenever i tried to chill with her outside of work she would be like I'm busy or some ? .. so a couple months later she oves to Florida & i forget about her
One day outta the blue she texts me & we start having a rekindling a relationship over phone calls & text messages all day & night
So she convince me to come down there & visit her & she would treat me like a king nsuch.. i take some vacation time off from work & get down there. I pick up my rental car & drive to her place
The chick lives in a gated community so i had to be buzzed in... I'm ringing the thing & she don't answer so i call her no answer then text no answer.. so i leave feeling disappointed nshit & stop at a gas station & try calling again no answer. So I'm thinking to myself this ? done ? me over & have me wasted my time coming down here then i remembered i got a homeboy that i went to college with that stay down here
I get in contact with him & he invites me over. I get to his place & before i could ring the door bell he opens the door & standing next to him ia his fine ass gf & they invite me. They grill up some food & we drink nshit
I tell him about how ol girl played me nshit & he like ? that ? u can stay with us I'm a show u a good time for ya vacation
So we go sight seeing & what not
But my last day in Florida.. i wake up my homie went to work & its just me & his girl there. So i get my hygiene bag & go to the bathroom.. i noticed it's only they're towels hanging up in the bathroom. I ask her for a towel & she hands me one but stands in the doorway of the bathroom.
I get ready to close the door & she says u don't gotta close no doors in my house u ain't got nothing i ain't never seen before. I'm like i don't think my homie gon like u seeing my stuff
He ain't gonna know i seen it. So i say to myself ? it, i take my shirt off & pj bottoms & she start suckin me off then i put her ass on the sink & ? the ? outta her after that we took a shower together
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Cot damn King. ? after reading that last post, I almost tried to find where you live on some...
@ I did in my life.
As you were. -
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yall ? got me dying just read the last two pages
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kingofkingz wrote: »I got my RN license i started working for this non for profit agency. They assigned me to be the nurse over 2 houses... i used to go to visit my clients at this one house that nothing but fine mid 20s chicks worked at & this one fine big ? black girl would flirt with me all the time & go outta her way to give me attention
One day one of my clients is having health issues & she was non verbal.. so I'm in her room checking her vitals.. the chick that was always flirting with me comes in & she standing next to me telling me how she gettin ready to get off & don't wanna go home to her man cuz he ain't ? & don't ? her right
She get real close to me & whisper in my ear would u ever ? me? I look her up & down & say hell yeah! So i stopped taking the vitals of the client & start rubbing on ol girl ass & kissin on her neck
Ol girl sit on the client bed & start suckin me off for a bit I'm hard as a rock, so we move down to the end of the bed & ol girl pull her scrubs & panties down & bend over at the foot of the bed.. i smashed her & when we was done getting ourselves together the client had this look of shock & horror on her face
yo you going to hell man.
jesus christ lmaoo
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