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geechee slim wrote: »Met the girl at Alcoholics Anonymous. No, I'm not an alcoholic myself. I was working nights as a custodian at this church. I never wore a uniform so I blended in with everyone there. I didn't even know it was Alcy Anonymous, I thought it was adult Bible study.
one night, they were having the double a meetings and I see this pretty little thing leaving her truck. It looked like she was looking at me looking at her so I said look here. went over and started chatting.
While working, I accidentally trip the alarm. Now everyone in the building, including myself , has to step outside and wait for the fire truck to get here and disable the alarm. I see shorty who is looking at me and laughing. I jokingly say, "I'm sorry for ruining your night. looks like I owe you a treat?" I get her number and convince her to join me back at the home that night.
Later that night she gets to my place by GPS. I already have a blunt and meet her at the door with it. so after some chatting and pretending to look at Netflix, I pull out a tall can of Bud Light. she looks at the bottle like she saw a ghost. She looked at that can like she saw a gun.
I know what you're thinking, and yes. I took advantage of the vulnerability of a former alcoholic. wait, did I say former? and for you feminist reading, in South Carolina that's not considered ? ! Now she's looking at me and the bottle like she's in an interrogation room about to confess to murder. ? takes the bottle, turns around and takes it to the head. she gives me the can and lets out a cute little burp.
I know ya thirstay! Owww!
We made hot passionate sloppy ? love..
The very next day she calls me and says, "you got any weed?"
"No."
"You got any... Alcohol?"
"No, sorry."
".... How long would it take you to get some?"
The moral of the story is this. Remember all codes and passwords for your alarm systems.
I'm not gonna lie I was waiting for the L somewhere in the story. Nice flip from the fire alarm thing, then went straight for the scumbag and brought out the tall can. -
There ain't a better feelin than ? a ? 's wife, girl and momma in the ass.
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BeardedFreak wrote: »There ain't a better feelin than ? a ? 's wife, girl and momma in the ass.
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I have a story on deck. It's foul. I will tell it if u guys keep it in the confines of this thread. dont be giving me "wacks" and "no signs" if i post in the Reason, cuz of this story. Deal?So which is the scumbag part? The fact that she never knew I knew, Or that i still deal with her til this very day?
I mean... you was talking like you was just going to blow the roof off this thread bruh lol
Well, Here is the story I was gonna tell, but re-Nigged, at the last minute. Here we go....
Gonna TRY to make this short. Summer of 96, im 20 and home on leave. One day im visiting fam and my cousin called when i was over our grandma house. I get directions to go see him over the phone by his mom because i needed to hit a few different highways. So i drive out to Painesville, me and my other cousin, from my mom side. Dude we bout to pick up from my dad side. his dad and my dad brothers.
So i get out the car and kids running around and my aunt is outside too. i give her a hug and we talk while we wait on her son and we just catch up a bit. i havent seen her in about 8 years. i get back in the car and my cuzzo ask me why she was holding my hand the whole time we was talkin? i just told him that she aint really seen me since i was a kid and i use to be over their house all the time. lil cuz get in the car, we roll out, kick it, and at the end of the night he ask me to come get him tomorrow so we can kick it again.
So around the same time the next day, im rollin solo, and go back out there to pick him up. I knock on the door and my aunt, his mom, answers the door and we like HEYYYYYYYYY and we hug and she tell me he not there and she dont know where he at. I looked at what she was wearing while talkin and i instantly got hard. She is a ? black woman, early 40's at the time, so the big ? sagged. i say that to say this: she wasnt wearing a bra so it was like her ? were lifting up the bottom of the t-shirt. and she was wearing volleyball shorts.
So i thought fast on my feet and ask where was the bathroom. I needed to adjust myself. I go ? and i was thinking ahead of myself and kinda tucked my thang up under my belt so that my ? wouldnt show. It was like over the top of my belt and i pulled my shirt down and walked out. She was in her bedroom and was like "Dave comere a minute, u got a couple dollars i can have? yo cousin was pose to bring me back some but i dont know where he at." I DID have some extra money on me because my own mom didnt take all of what i was planning to give her. So i gave my aunt ten dollars.
She thanked me with a hug and i can feel her ? up under her shirt WITH MY ? !!! I got harder than hard. And she put her mouth on my neck and didnt lick it, but bite it with her lips, licked her lips, and did it again. So i went to let go of the embrace and she held my hand and stepped me back to the wall. She put my hand she was holding under her shirt and on her ? , nipple in the fingertips. She then put her hand on my johnson and kinda pull it up and out more. she is still on my neck, and not jerkin/jackin, me off, but rubbing it up and down. I remember thinkin, Damn, this is a real live woman! How can i get harder than harder? She bout to make me ? . What if cousin comes home? WHAT AM I DOING IN AUNTIE/MOMMY ROOM???
She asked me if i wanted to stop and i said no. not nawl. but No. She exhaled a moan and my heart sank, and i came at the same exact time she reached for a towel, wrapped me, and rode out my knee buckling spasm orgasm. A Real Woman. Damn. And i say "well tell him i had came back for him and he wasnt even here." She walked me to the door, gave me THEE MOST motherly/auntee hug i havent received in 2 days. Weird, but true. I went and just laid in bed and played the scene over and over and over.....
I dont regret it. but i can lose family members for life and possibly beat up, if they ever knew. So imma need yall to shut the ? up. deal? lol
Damn.
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Recaptimus_Prime360 wrote: »@...
*comes back after rereading*
Soooooo this was your blood aunt on yo dad's side?? Or your just your uncle's babymama whom he never married? You got to clear that up cuz.
This ? hand jobs from the molesting aunt in the family. Lol!! -
Recaptimus_Prime360 wrote: »Recaptimus_Prime360 wrote: »@...
*comes back after rereading*
Soooooo this was your blood aunt on yo dad's side?? Or your just your uncle's babymama whom he never married? You got to clear that up cuz.
This ? hand jobs from the molesting aunt in the family. Lol!!
my uncle ex-wife. i said my dad and his dad are brothers. -
Recaptimus_Prime360 wrote: »Recaptimus_Prime360 wrote: »@...
*comes back after rereading*
Soooooo this was your blood aunt on yo dad's side?? Or your just your uncle's babymama whom he never married? You got to clear that up cuz.
This ? hand jobs from the molesting aunt in the family. Lol!!
my uncle ex-wife. i said my dad and his dad are brothers.
Yeah but ain't say she was his EX-wife. Lol! Aiight that clears it up. Wow.
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Damn hell of a story there
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Uncle ex wife....,
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So yall comfortable having sexually contact with a women u call aunty? Yall ? disgusting respectfully
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I understand aint no blood and all but its still family.
? ima just judge the ? out you even though i woulda most likely ended up ? . -
. And she put her mouth on my neck and didnt lick it, but bite it with her lips, licked her lips, and did it again. So i went to let go of the embrace and she held my hand and stepped me back to the wall. She put my hand she was holding under her shirt and on her ? , nipple in the fingertips...
No lie I woulda gave her $20. -
Damn lemme share this L . . .
Aight so byke in likeeee 06 or 07 i was 16 years old in 10th Grade on Myspace(The GOAT Social Network)
So cool, i bagged this chick named Jasmine who went to my school & was feeling her, but i had like 3,000+ students going to my ? i aint even seen her ass yet .
She was Cute AF online,in person she was "aightttttttt" .
But anyways, i show my best friend Domo her profile...& he like oh ? she stay in my Neighborhood, dont cuff that brah she kinda get around . I'm like "...werd.?" He told me my homie other Antwan smashed at his crib, thing is...this ? Antwan lied about ERRRRRRYYYTHING ? . I aint believed ? he said ever lol but that was really the only thing he had to say about her tho . PLUS she stayed in his Neighborhood & i was over there erry weekend .
So i was like "She cant be THAT bad." SMH
So i started dating the ? , & ? was cool . She aint ugly at all but she was the Ugliest I'd ever been with .
We walking around school like couples do & my ? walking up to me shootin the ? and asked me if this was my girl and im like "Yeah" & they give me this Face :
So now in my head im on some damn, I done ? around and cuffed an ugly ? . lol
But anyways, I noticed she and Domo was texting and he was like "oh i been had her number before yall even got together, she only hit me up to ask about my lil sister anyways" His lil Sister was like "Baby D" of the neighborhood lol nobody ? w/ her & she had a crush on me lol
So him being my ? i think he keeping it 100 .
I notice they start kickin it at school sometimes and ? ...talking and whatever but im thinking since they already knew each other and since thats my girl he just talking on some normal ? .
We would break up for like a week every now and then over some petty ? and be right back together in days .
He would drop a "You need to leave her ass alone brah" everytime for some reason .
But Now im getting suspicious of these two ? .
I ask her, "You like Domo or some ? .???" she like "Helll nah !!! i barely like him as a person ."
I Ask him too and he say hell nah .
I notice the Flirty type ? they would keep doing though...
One day i got Fed up w/ that ? & we would meet up by the Cafeteria in the mornings at school .
So im w/ Antwan, and i wait on Domo & Jasmine cause they both rode the same Bus together .
They both walk up to me & twan and i Str8 up asked her . . .
...SO YOU WANNA BE W/ ME OR HIM.?!?!?!?
She gets big eyed and quietly says "Him".
Niggaaaaaaaaaa, i ? Lost it .!
I was Known for Roasting a ? 's whole Existence at that school .
I Blow up and just start going in on her ? :
- "? i know you aint say what i THINK you just said w/ them Dingy ass Air Forces you got on .!"
- "? how yo hands rougher than Mines.??? Velcro hands havin ? .!"
- "...I was gettin roasted for being w/ yo ugly ass Anyways you ? Gremlin faced ass ? .!!!"
- & ETC .
I said all this LOUD AS ? .! lol
Half the whole school was looking & laughing like hell .
To be Continued . . . -
JonnyRoccIT wrote: »Damn lemme share this L . . .
Aight so byke in likeeee 06 or 07 i was 16 years old in 10th Grade on Myspace(The GOAT Social Network)
So cool, i bagged this chick named Jasmine who went to my school & was feeling her, but i had like 3,000+ students going to my ? i aint even seen her ass yet .
She was Cute AF online,in person she was "aightttttttt" .
But anyways, i show my best friend Domo her profile...& he like oh ? she stay in my Neighborhood, dont cuff that brah she kinda get around . I'm like "...werd.?" He told me my homie other Antwan smashed at his crib, thing is...this ? Antwan lied about ERRRRRRYYYTHING ? . I aint believed ? he said ever lol but that was really the only thing he had to say about her tho . PLUS she stayed in his Neighborhood & i was over there erry weekend .
So i was like "She cant be THAT bad." SMH
So i started dating the ? , & ? was cool . She aint ugly at all but she was the Ugliest I'd ever been with .
We walking around school like couples do & my ? walking up to me shootin the ? and asked me if this was my girl and im like "Yeah" & they give me this Face :
So now in my head im on some damn, I done ? around and cuffed an ugly ? . lol
But anyways, I noticed she and Domo was texting and he was like "oh i been had her number before yall even got together, she only hit me up to ask about my lil sister anyways" His lil Sister was like "Baby D" of the neighborhood lol nobody ? w/ her & she had a crush on me lol
So him being my ? i think he keeping it 100 .
I notice they start kickin it at school sometimes and ? ...talking and whatever but im thinking since they already knew each other and since thats my girl he just talking on some normal ? .
We would break up for like a week every now and then over some petty ? and be right back together in days .
He would drop a "You need to leave her ass alone brah" everytime for some reason .
But Now im getting suspicious of these two ? .
I ask her, "You like Domo or some ? .???" she like "Helll nah !!! i barely like him as a person ."
I Ask him too and he say hell nah .
I notice the Flirty type ? they would keep doing though...
One day i got Fed up w/ that ? & we would meet up by the Cafeteria in the mornings at school .
So im w/ Antwan, and i wait on Domo & Jasmine cause they both rode the same Bus together .
They both walk up to me & twan and i Str8 up asked her . . .
...SO YOU WANNA BE W/ ME OR HIM.?!?!?!?
She gets big eyed and quietly says "Him".
Niggaaaaaaaaaa, i ? Lost it .!
I was Known for Roasting a ? 's whole Existence at that school .
I Blow up and just start going in on her ? :
- "? i know you aint say what i THINK you just said w/ them Dingy ass Air Forces you got on .!"
- "? how yo hands rougher than Mines.??? Velcro hands havin ? .!"
- "...I was gettin roasted for being w/ yo ugly ass Anyways you ? Gremlin faced ass ? .!!!"
- & ETC .
I said all this LOUD AS ? .! lol
Half the whole school was looking & laughing like hell .
To be Continued . . .
You shared that girl and caught feelings.
No soup for you -
JonnyRoccIT wrote: »Damn lemme share this L . . .
Aight so byke in likeeee 06 or 07 i was 16 years old in 10th Grade on Myspace(The GOAT Social Network)
So cool, i bagged this chick named Jasmine who went to my school & was feeling her, but i had like 3,000+ students going to my ? i aint even seen her ass yet .
She was Cute AF online,in person she was "aightttttttt" .
But anyways, i show my best friend Domo her profile...& he like oh ? she stay in my Neighborhood, dont cuff that brah she kinda get around . I'm like "...werd.?" He told me my homie other Antwan smashed at his crib, thing is...this ? Antwan lied about ERRRRRRYYYTHING ? . I aint believed ? he said ever lol but that was really the only thing he had to say about her tho . PLUS she stayed in his Neighborhood & i was over there erry weekend .
So i was like "She cant be THAT bad." SMH
So i started dating the ? , & ? was cool . She aint ugly at all but she was the Ugliest I'd ever been with .
We walking around school like couples do & my ? walking up to me shootin the ? and asked me if this was my girl and im like "Yeah" & they give me this Face :
So now in my head im on some damn, I done ? around and cuffed an ugly ? . lol
But anyways, I noticed she and Domo was texting and he was like "oh i been had her number before yall even got together, she only hit me up to ask about my lil sister anyways" His lil Sister was like "Baby D" of the neighborhood lol nobody ? w/ her & she had a crush on me lol
So him being my ? i think he keeping it 100 .
I notice they start kickin it at school sometimes and ? ...talking and whatever but im thinking since they already knew each other and since thats my girl he just talking on some normal ? .
We would break up for like a week every now and then over some petty ? and be right back together in days .
He would drop a "You need to leave her ass alone brah" everytime for some reason .
But Now im getting suspicious of these two ? .
I ask her, "You like Domo or some ? .???" she like "Helll nah !!! i barely like him as a person ."
I Ask him too and he say hell nah .
I notice the Flirty type ? they would keep doing though...
One day i got Fed up w/ that ? & we would meet up by the Cafeteria in the mornings at school .
So im w/ Antwan, and i wait on Domo & Jasmine cause they both rode the same Bus together .
They both walk up to me & twan and i Str8 up asked her . . .
...SO YOU WANNA BE W/ ME OR HIM.?!?!?!?
She gets big eyed and quietly says "Him".
Niggaaaaaaaaaa, i ? Lost it .!
I was Known for Roasting a ? 's whole Existence at that school .
I Blow up and just start going in on her ? :
- "? i know you aint say what i THINK you just said w/ them Dingy ass Air Forces you got on .!"
- "? how yo hands rougher than Mines.??? Velcro hands havin ? .!"
- "...I was gettin roasted for being w/ yo ugly ass Anyways you ? Gremlin faced ass ? .!!!"
- & ETC .
I said all this LOUD AS ? .! lol
Half the whole school was looking & laughing like hell .
To be Continued . . .
You shared that girl and caught feelings.
No soup for you
I Aint want no soup ? , i said it was an L . -
pt. 2:
Aight so she Runs off Crying like hell & Embarrassed & I gave NO ? lol
Domo tells me make sure I come spend the weekend at his crib this weekend to chop it about the situation .
So fast forward to that weekend, I get over there and he come out about errything .
He tells me that Jasmine was basically Jacking him off while we would break up for a week .
Said she did it about 8 damn times . SMH
I aint believe that she was just jacking the ? off, i think more happened...but that was all i needed to hear .
He was like we gon go over there later on to clear all this ? up .
So we get over there......Mind you it's January and like ? 12 Degrees outside .
She comes outside and Domo says "So who do you want.?!?"
She says Domo .
I just Turn around and walk off brah . . .
As im walking off i can hear him saying "ion want yo ass though" . . . Aint een matter damage was already done, Tear came to my eye .
It was So Cold ? the back of my Leg started locking up .
I was ALL ? UP lmaoooo..............Im limping up the Stairs tryna get back to his room and ? and get some heat on my Leg cause my ? stopped working LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Feelings Hurt & Body Hurt...? was just all bad brah .
So Domo get back and ask if i was str8 cause he seen me Limpin off and ? and he apologizes about errything & tell me if he tell me dont ? w/ a ? it's a reason . lol
So like a real ? , i Grab him and Let him know i should ? ? HIM lmao but let him go and say its cool . We been cool since lil ? in middle school, ? these hoes .
Brah i was depressed for about a week. I was Heavy on them SwishaHouse "Straight to the Room" CD's and Michael watts Chopped up Justin Timberlake's 'What Goes Around".
I had that ? on repeat for DAYS .
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZOe5yljwhg
This ? spoke to my soul at that time lmaooo
I Ended up getting some make up Head from Jasmine in an Open house in the new phase of houses in the Neighborhood . Stopped ? w/ her for good after that .
I Aint got along w/ a ? named Jasmine since though . lol -
Lol Brah ended up getting a Girlfriend shortly after and I made it my MISSION to ? his ? though . lmaoooo
I remember walking to her Crib w/ him so he could smash .
They was ? around and i was Like "You really wanna go in this room w/ me but i'm Let yall do yall ." lololol ? like that . He would get a lil mad but i aint give af
He told his girl what he did to me and my ex ? so she'd understand .
She ended up sliding me her number on the low, she would tell me about how she was attracted to me but she realized i only wanted to revenge ? her because of what happened so she ain't gimmie none lol SMH -
JonnyRoccIT wrote: »
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Damn y'all ? is straight grimey in here....I ain't got ? on you ? ..but here goes...
I'm at this house party in my early 20's...? was live...party dies down, the host is upstairs sleep wit his company, his roommate is downstairs in the basement sleep wit his company, I'm literally the last person there, except I notice this chick asleep on the couch... owners of the house don't even know I'm there still...
I go to the couch where the chick is....I start rubbing her ? on the outside, she just moves a little..I kept it up for like 3-4 minutes, then I start to go inside her shirt...now I'm rubbing actual nipples, she stirs a little but still doesn't wake up....
I don't know what I was thinkin...but I just said ? it, whipped out my ? and started jacking my ? ...I ended up bustin a nut all over this ? face while she was sleep LOL
I quickly got out of there unnoticed... -
Rum Middleton wrote: »Damn y'all ? is straight grimey in here....I ain't got ? on you ? ..but here goes...
I'm at this house party in my early 20's...? was live...party dies down, the host is upstairs sleep wit his company, his roommate is downstairs in the basement sleep wit his company, I'm literally the last person there, except I notice this chick asleep on the couch... owners of the house don't even know I'm there still...
I go to the couch where the chick is....I start rubbing her ? on the outside, she just moves a little..I kept it up for like 3-4 minutes, then I start to go inside her shirt...now I'm rubbing actual nipples, she stirs a little but still doesn't wake up....
I don't know what I was thinkin...but I just said ? it, whipped out my ? and started jacking my ? ...I ended up bustin a nut all over this ? face while she was sleep LOL
I quickly got out of there unnoticed...
Bruh, thats ? . Smh. And you got the nerves to call people grimey. -
Rum Middleton wrote: »Damn y'all ? is straight grimey in here....I ain't got ? on you ? ..but here goes...
I'm at this house party in my early 20's...? was live...party dies down, the host is upstairs sleep wit his company, his roommate is downstairs in the basement sleep wit his company, I'm literally the last person there, except I notice this chick asleep on the couch... owners of the house don't even know I'm there still...
I go to the couch where the chick is....I start rubbing her ? on the outside, she just moves a little..I kept it up for like 3-4 minutes, then I start to go inside her shirt...now I'm rubbing actual nipples, she stirs a little but still doesn't wake up....
I don't know what I was thinkin...but I just said ? it, whipped out my ? and started jacking my ? ...I ended up bustin a nut all over this ? face while she was sleep LOL
I quickly got out of there unnoticed...
Bruh..
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