What was yur first Ass Eating Experience Like?

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  • illestni99ainne
    illestni99ainne Members Posts: 5,365 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Well we been on that
  • nujerz84
    nujerz84 Members Posts: 15,418 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited August 2016
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    Did it once 6 years ago... some freak white ? I hooked up with in NYC at a club took her back to the crib crazy sex multiple pops, the thought of it always then and honestly now still grosses me the ? out, but the experience was actually good. I found out later she does porn.. I was scared I was gonna catch something. Haven't done it since.

    Fast froward to today she is one of my porn connects in Vegas.
  • WhoisDonG???
    WhoisDonG??? Members Posts: 2,573 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    I'm not eating no ass period. That's borderline ? plus that's where 90% of your immune system resides. But y'all ? mouth clowns enjoy the the licking where ? comes out at.
  • MARIO_DRO
    MARIO_DRO Members Posts: 14,425 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    TO EACH ITS OWN.. BUT I LOVE EATIN MY SIDE CHICKS ASS.. LIKE I LOVVVVEEE THAT ? !...
  • bkkbully
    bkkbully Members Posts: 2,221 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    I'm telling you man...once you do that to your girl (YOUR GIRL not a jump/side jawn), you will notice a definite change in her. You don't even have to eat the butt all the time just like once a year on some ? ? but DO IT. One ? in here wrote that his ? eating saved his ? damn sex life and they got married! It's not exactly the story you want to tell your kids because its nasty AF but still it works wonders. If your girl gets her butt ate by someone else...its a wrap for you playboy. oh ladies enjoying eating butt too so even if you're not doing it, your side/girl/main might have a mouth full of butt for you. there's an overwhelming amount of women who enjoy to eat butt
  • MazterChef
    MazterChef Members Posts: 1,313 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    bkkbully wrote: »
    I'm telling you man...once you do that to your girl (YOUR GIRL not a jump/side jawn), you will notice a definite change in her. You don't even have to eat the butt all the time just like once a year on some ? ? but DO IT. One ? in here wrote that his ? eating saved his ? damn sex life and they got married! It's not exactly the story you want to tell your kids because its nasty AF but still it works wonders. If your girl gets her butt ate by someone else...its a wrap for you playboy. oh ladies enjoying eating butt too so even if you're not doing it, your side/girl/main might have a mouth full of butt for you. there's an overwhelming amount of women who enjoy to eat butt

    change how
  • MrSoutCity
    MrSoutCity Members Posts: 2,709 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Did for like 30, seconds once then started gargling Listerine for 30 minutes.
  • prime_time_willy
    prime_time_willy Members Posts: 948 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited August 2016
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    First time I did it was about a month ago. We was texting each other talking ? and she brought up wanting to do ? cause she haven't done it in awhile. I told her "you might have a ? eat the groceries if you spread all them cheeks in front of me". She's really short and thick AF, 4'9 145lbs. I was just talking ? but she had perked the ? up and got all excited n ? .

    So when I saw her and I was eating her out from the back I gave it a few licks then I grabbed her ass and just dove in. She started moaning n ? and was rubbing my head. It wasn't as bad as I thought. She was really clean and it was no smell at all. I think that the fact I had brought it up BEFORE hand made a difference. I thought it was going to be like this
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  • NuffRespect
    NuffRespect Members Posts: 1,170 ✭✭✭✭
    edited August 2016
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    Never ate ass but wouldn't ever try cause correct me if im wrong no amount or wipes of cleaning can take away the smell of ca ca
  • Qiv_Owan
    Qiv_Owan Members Posts: 4,125 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Never ate ass but wouldn't ever try cause correct me if im wrong no amount or wipes of cleaning can take away the smell of ca ca

    I bet this ? think ? smell like ? too
  • NuffRespect
    NuffRespect Members Posts: 1,170 ✭✭✭✭
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    Qiv_Owan wrote: »
    Never ate ass but wouldn't ever try cause correct me if im wrong no amount or wipes of cleaning can take away the smell of ca ca

    I bet this ? think ? smell like ? too

    ? I get ass I just aint never nor had interest in eating ass, same wit ? sex. Lol
  • Built 4 cuban linx
    Built 4 cuban linx Members Posts: 12,285 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Eating ass and sucking toes are the two things I won't do
  • Stomp Johnson
    Stomp Johnson Members, Writer Posts: 3,623 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    It was the ? .
  • SmashinYourWaifu
    SmashinYourWaifu Members Posts: 595 ✭✭✭✭
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    Hol up ? aint porn ass?
  • SmashinYourWaifu
    SmashinYourWaifu Members Posts: 595 ✭✭✭✭
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    zzombie wrote: »
    Every generations it gets more freaky

    first it was eating ?
    now it's eating ass

    in 10 years it will be drinking ?

    We lackin. Asians have been drinking ? for over a decade already.
  • MazterChef
    MazterChef Members Posts: 1,313 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    I love freaky ?
  • mrrealone
    mrrealone Members Posts: 3,793 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited August 2016
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    Eating ass and sucking toes are the two things I won't do



    *Never did either post*

    I'll never understand the logic of some dude eating groceries rather than sucking toes. Whether its getting ate out or doing it to someone, smh disgusting.....
  • Qiv_Owan
    Qiv_Owan Members Posts: 4,125 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Wheres ob's response tho
  • blackgod813
    blackgod813 Members Posts: 9,577 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    I found my purpose
  • Maximus Rex
    Maximus Rex Members Posts: 6,354 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    zzombie wrote: »
    I can't believe this suckery and fuckery

    I thought you knew bruh, the black man is a natural ? chewer.
  • lord nemesis
    lord nemesis Members Posts: 11,946 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited August 2016
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    Small story: I've never done it, but came close once last year.

    I met this one ? girl (I like my women ? ) off of OKCupid. She wasn't really cute and she wasn't ugly either. I mainly hit her up on the strength of her having maybe the biggest ? I've ever seen. Also, she had a decent personality, had three degrees and was a pharmacist. So I decide to give it a shot.

    Upon meeting her for our first date, she was a little bigger than the pictures suggested but had dinner and had a good time. Later, even though I don't drink, we went to a bar, leading to a first kiss and going back to my place. I was just thinking we'd make out so I sat on the couch and turned on the tv as she went to the restroom. When she came back, she bluntly asks "so do you eat ? ?" Minutes later, I get some head and smash. First time, I ever smashed on a first date.

    Next time we meet up, we are naked in my bed and talking. I tell her I've never eaten ass before. She's stunned and proceeds to get on all fours, pointing her ample ass in the air in my direction, wanting me to dive in. I'm laying there thinking "am I really going to do this?" She's just waiting there, ass in the air as things kinda get awkward as she's getting really persistent.

    All I could do is get my arm around her ass, but I couldn't get myself to do it. I did eat her ? that night but I couldn't eat the ? . It was weird to me.

    In conclusion, despite a cool ass first date and a sexual appetite as strong as any women I've been with, she's had some annoying characteristics and ended it via text a week later...and I can't deny that ? eating demands didn't have anything to do with it.

    Big ? damn near strong-armed my man into eating her ass.
  • MazterChef
    MazterChef Members Posts: 1,313 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    zzombie wrote: »
    I can't believe this suckery and fuckery

    I thought you knew bruh, the black man is a natural ? chewer.

    lmao wtf