Dating single moms = woat 75% of the time
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Naa dating single fathers gotta be the WOAT ? . A lot of these baby mommas be extra bitter and petty.
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Women with kids body be different after a kid with stretch mark, nasty ass stomach, and they don't work out either
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detcatinva wrote: »Get over it. Most of us are 26+ the likelihood of us dating a female who has a child is gonna increase the older we get
With that said what yo mama doing tonight
Suckin my ? ....you can have her after im done
Uh...
You might wanna reconsider that reply -
HerbalVaporCapers wrote: »detcatinva wrote: »Get over it. Most of us are 26+ the likelihood of us dating a female who has a child is gonna increase the older we get
With that said what yo mama doing tonight
Suckin my ? ....you can have her after im done
Uh...
You might wanna reconsider that reply
she got herpes?? -
Kids love me for some reason, no ? . I think it's because I talk to them like they're normal people. No kiddie talking to them. Not sure though, im not a scientist. Its a gift and a curse tho. especially if I am not that interested in the mother. Her kids will think I'm hilarious or fun to be around and the mother sees this and decides In her head that I would be a compatible life companion. Really, I just want to be a night companion so I run away only to crush her and her children's dreams of having an awesome step parent. I'm great.
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detcatinva wrote: »Get over it. Most of us are 26+ the likelihood of us dating a female who has a child is gonna increase the older we get
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HerbalVaporCapers wrote: »detcatinva wrote: »Get over it. Most of us are 26+ the likelihood of us dating a female who has a child is gonna increase the older we get
With that said what yo mama doing tonight
Suckin my ? ....you can have her after im done
Uh...
You might wanna reconsider that reply
she got herpes??
He asked you what your mama was doing
Not baby mama
Not sugar mama
Your mama mama
And you replied that your mama was sucking your ?
Unless youre ? with ? you might wanna edit that ? bro -
Women with kids body be different after a kid with stretch mark, nasty ass stomach, and they don't work out either
Baby belly lol -
Naa dating single fathers gotta be the WOAT ? . A lot of these baby mommas be extra bitter and petty.
Kids mostly live with the mom tho. Guys can have kids but still live by themselves and have free time for spontaneous dates and ? like a single person -
I ain't worried bout the kid forreal their presence would t bother me, it's the ? that the broads be doing that's woat in my eyes.
"THAT ? CANT SEE MY ? KID!!" Then start actin with the petty dramatic sayin they gonna raise your child support, tryin to cuss you out, actin like they need to come around more etc
Not all tho, just some -
Women with kids body be different after a kid with stretch mark, nasty ass stomach, and they don't work out either
I call it the Salisbury steak Stomach -
HerbalVaporCapers wrote: »HerbalVaporCapers wrote: »detcatinva wrote: »Get over it. Most of us are 26+ the likelihood of us dating a female who has a child is gonna increase the older we get
With that said what yo mama doing tonight
Suckin my ? ....you can have her after im done
Uh...
You might wanna reconsider that reply
she got herpes??
He asked you what your mama was doing
Not baby mama
Not sugar mama
Your mama mama
And you replied that your mama was sucking your ?
Unless youre ? with ? you might wanna edit that ? bro
he didn't ask me tho
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As long as you ain't putting kids in the dresser
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silverfoxx wrote: »
Wet trash bag belly -
HerbalVaporCapers wrote: »HerbalVaporCapers wrote: »detcatinva wrote: »Get over it. Most of us are 26+ the likelihood of us dating a female who has a child is gonna increase the older we get
With that said what yo mama doing tonight
Suckin my ? ....you can have her after im done
Uh...
You might wanna reconsider that reply
she got herpes??
He asked you what your mama was doing
Not baby mama
Not sugar mama
Your mama mama
And you replied that your mama was sucking your ?
Unless youre ? with ? you might wanna edit that ? bro
he didn't ask me tho
Joke retracted
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They keep they shirt on when you ? em
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Savage 4 life
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It's alright but too easy sometimes. They go " All Out" above doing normal ? if they feeling you. Dated a White / Syrian chick recently with 3 kids from her previous marriage. Owned property, excellent career and Hella I mean Hella bread! I wanted to take it slow, feel each other out and have fun. Told her this from the gate. Well, she told me from the gate she didn't wanna " have fun.". Told me she was the relationship / marrying type. We tried but she stood firm and so did I. They want that security man and if she really about her business / kids she ain't gonna entertain nothing outside of settling down. I had to respect that and we separated after only a few months. Happened previously too with an Italian teacher chick. I won't be forced into something I ain't ready for bcuz it's not gonna be natural or organic. I'd date a single mom again no prob bcuz I'm not afraid of losing a woman based on what I stand for. There R plenty of single chicks with no kids or will understand your position. But sometimes the juice ain't worth the squeeze fam.
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It can be cool when you're young and she like 10 or so years older.
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Some of these broads are bitter from there ex or do that i dont have alot of time ?
? im the baby!! I need to be treated like a king...ill drink ur kids capri suns idgaf
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Do you even have a woman, ? ? ? -
2 is my limit and they have to have the same father if not. #Camby
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I've never had good experiences dating single mom's.
Was smashing this bad joint from the ? Islands. Dark skin with more curves than a snake......She had slanted cat eyes with a huge bubble.
Problem is, she had a lil rug-rat with a "ain't ? " dead beat dad.
Go to her crib to spend the night. I'm going up to her apartment in the elevator, and I notice this ? keeps side eyeing me trying to see what floor I'm going to.
I exit the elevator on her floor, and I notice he peeps his head out to watch me going down the hallway (red flag no.1). I go in her house kicking it with her and I tell her some sucka-ass ? was mean-mugging me in the elevator, and she says, "oh ? !!" That was probably my baby father!!
? starts bamming on the door. Then she tells me this ? got mad guns. I tell her not to open the door, and she tells me to go hide in her son's bedroom. I'm in the room feeling like a sucka, I ask her son "you got any toys with sharp objects?"
"What about some toy guns that look real?" (The kind lil kids like you get shot by cops with) Ole Fisher-Price see & say toy's having Millennial ? !! I decide to jump out the window. I open it up, and look down, and the cars are so small they look like hot wheels and matchbox cars.
Ole Good Times Cabrini Green (temporary layoffs) deluxe apartment in the sky living ass ? !! Her baby daddy still yelling through the door, "imma ? that ? !!" Then somehow, he gets in the house, he starts banging on her son's bedroom door and I grab his big wheel as a weapon.
His son looks at me with a look of bewilderment on face like, "go out there & take your L."
I say ? it. I gotta go out on my shield if I wanna keep banging this broad. I put the big wheel down and get into a boxing stance. Then I hear the cops in the living room (first time ever a ? was glad for their presence).
She comes in the room and apologizes, I tell her it's cool (playing it off, my heart was beating out my chest) I look at her son.....I wanted to tell him ? YOUR FORT!!
Moral of the story.....Single mom's are the woat.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPZj__RUCGc
