Dating single moms = woat 75% of the time
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detcatinva wrote: »Get over it. Most of us are 26+ the likelihood of us dating a female who has a child is gonna increase the older we get
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prime_time_? wrote: »detcatinva wrote: »Get over it. Most of us are 26+ the likelihood of us dating a female who has a child is gonna increase the older we get
If this aint the truth. -
I'm by all accounts, a loser, and even a self-admitted loser like me, can't even find the time to date a single mom. Who are these dudes willing to deal with all that ? ?
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Will Munny wrote: »I'm by all accounts, a loser, and even a self-admitted loser like me, can't even find the time to date a single mom. Who are these dudes willing to deal with all that ? ?
Theres levels to this loser ?
Loser self awareness places you higher on the hierarchy than you realize -
prime_time_? wrote: »detcatinva wrote: »Get over it. Most of us are 26+ the likelihood of us dating a female who has a child is gonna increase the older we get
lol@ thinking those are the only 3 options. -
prime_time_? wrote: »detcatinva wrote: »Get over it. Most of us are 26+ the likelihood of us dating a female who has a child is gonna increase the older we get
lol@ thinking those are the only 3 options.
Bag a air head 20 year old
Seed her up -
prime_time_? wrote: »detcatinva wrote: »Get over it. Most of us are 26+ the likelihood of us dating a female who has a child is gonna increase the older we get
lol@ thinking those are the only 3 options.
Your right, there's only one option, ugly girls obviously. -
Will Munny wrote: »prime_time_? wrote: »detcatinva wrote: »Get over it. Most of us are 26+ the likelihood of us dating a female who has a child is gonna increase the older we get
lol@ thinking those are the only 3 options.
Your right, there's only one option, ugly girls obviously.
@Will Munny
Surprised you didn't think of any other options.
Fat girls bruh...........FAT GIRLS.
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prime_time_? wrote: »detcatinva wrote: »Get over it. Most of us are 26+ the likelihood of us dating a female who has a child is gonna increase the older we get
lol@ thinking those are the only 3 options.
Bag a air head 20 year old
Seed her up
Bag maybe, but not worth seeding up. -
My friend once dated this single mom and before I knew it, I was Uncle Kzzl. Slick ? got a pretend father and a pretend uncle outta us, ? two for one deal. The lil dude was a champ, though, we all liked him. A year later my buddy broke up with her.
Seen the mom and the kid in the grocery store one day months after. We exchanged greetings and ? , but it was still awkward. I looked at the little guy like "I ain't Uncle Kzzl no more, bruh". Turned and walked away, never seen them again. That's gotta be some cold ? for a young one.
You Gonna get robbed ten years from now. It Gonna seem extra personal and you not Gonna know why. -
StoneColdMikey wrote: »Last 2-3 years the best women I encountered was with woman with kids.
@StoneColdMikey your madd young why would you date a chick with a kid?? ? that my boys wife wants me to date her cousin but main reason I'm not considering it is she had a kid. -
Will Munny wrote: »I'm by all accounts, a loser, and even a self-admitted loser like me, can't even find the time to date a single mom. Who are these dudes willing to deal with all that ? ?
You can't help who you're into, or fall in love with. -
King_MOEbra wrote: »Will Munny wrote: »I'm by all accounts, a loser, and even a self-admitted loser like me, can't even find the time to date a single mom. Who are these dudes willing to deal with all that ? ?
You can't help who you're into, or fall in love with.
That's the lamest response ever. Actually yes, when I can get my wiener touched more than one every two weeks there is NO way possible I could be into someone. -
Will Munny wrote: »King_MOEbra wrote: »Will Munny wrote: »I'm by all accounts, a loser, and even a self-admitted loser like me, can't even find the time to date a single mom. Who are these dudes willing to deal with all that ? ?
You can't help who you're into, or fall in love with.
That's the lamest response ever. Actually yes, when I can get my wiener touched more than one every two weeks there is NO way possible I could be into someone.
That's not with all single mothers. -
Maximus Rex wrote: »the dukester wrote: »I've never had good experiences dating single mom's.
Was smashing this bad joint from the ? Islands. Dark skin with more curves than a snake......She had slanted cat eyes with a huge bubble.
Problem is, she had a lil rug-rat with a "ain't ? " dead beat dad.
Go to her crib to spend the night. I'm going up to her apartment in the elevator, and I notice this ? keeps side eyeing me trying to see what floor I'm going to.
I exit the elevator on her floor, and I notice he peeps his head out to watch me going down the hallway (red flag no.1). I go in her house kicking it with her and I tell her some sucka-ass ? was mean-mugging me in the elevator, and she says, "oh ? !!" That was probably my baby father!!
? starts bamming on the door. Then she tells me this ? got mad guns. I tell her not to open the door, and she tells me to go hide in her son's bedroom. I'm in the room feeling like a sucka, I ask her son "you got any toys with sharp objects?"
"What about some toy guns that look real?" (The kind lil kids like you get shot by cops with) Ole Fisher-Price see & say toy's having Millennial ? !! I decide to jump out the window. I open it up, and look down, and the cars are so small they look like hot wheels and matchbox cars.
Ole Good Times Cabrini Green (temporary layoffs) deluxe apartment in the sky living ass ? !! Her baby daddy still yelling through the door, "imma ? that ? !!" Then somehow, he gets in the house, he starts banging on her son's bedroom door and I grab his big wheel as a weapon.
His son looks at me with a look of bewilderment on face like, "go out there & take your L."
I say ? it. I gotta go out on my shield if I wanna keep banging this broad. I put the big wheel down and get into a boxing stance. Then I hear the cops in the living room (first time ever a ? was glad for their presence).
She comes in the room and apologizes, I tell her it's cool (playing it off, my heart was beating out my chest) I look at her son.....I wanted to tell him ? YOUR FORT!!
Moral of the story.....Single mom's are the woat.
Did still stay the night, get ? and sloppy toppy for your trouble, and have ole girl make you some pancakes, bacon, eggs with cheese, coffee, and freshly squeezed oj in the morning?
Haha, spent have the night playing tekken with her son. Was crushing him with armor king (Suplexing the ? out of him).
Smashed shorty, didn't get sloppy toppy (or breakfast in the morning) but she gave me a stolen credit card, and we went shopping the next day.
As we left the building the next morning, she took the elevator, I took the stairs.
Don't judge me ? . -
Will Munny wrote: »I'm by all accounts, a loser, and even a self-admitted loser like me, can't even find the time to date a single mom. Who are these dudes willing to deal with all that ? ?
I'm a weird dude but single moms love me prolly cause I have my own car so they think I'm ballin
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Yo...can they really make you pay child support on a child that isn't really yours?
Aye, y'all got my man reassessing his current situation like....
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King_MOEbra wrote: »Will Munny wrote: »King_MOEbra wrote: »Will Munny wrote: »I'm by all accounts, a loser, and even a self-admitted loser like me, can't even find the time to date a single mom. Who are these dudes willing to deal with all that ? ?
You can't help who you're into, or fall in love with.
That's the lamest response ever. Actually yes, when I can get my wiener touched more than one every two weeks there is NO way possible I could be into someone.
That's not with all single mothers.
If I hear "let me see if I can find a sitter" one more ? time... -
The older you get the less you have to deal with the kids. They grown when they mama my age
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Guess it depends on where u live and what options u set urself up for.
There are bad chics out there 25-35 without kids. And most of them are about their $ (no kids to hold them back from making selfish career decisions).
Tried the single mother thing, once the step dad responsibilities started to come about, I bailed -
Tried the single mother thing................once the step dad responsibilities started to come about, I bailed
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king hassan wrote: »The older you get the less you have to deal with the kids. They grown when they mama my age
Not white kids. -
It's a delicate situation.
The best way to handle a single mom. Is to commit 100%, like a real man. No half stepping. Let her know you there for her and her kid. Help the child with thier homework. Keep the fridge stocked. Maybe knock out a bill or two if you got it like that. Right when they both get attached and rely on you, get ghost and never contact them again. -
BeardedFreak wrote: »It's a delicate situation.
The best way to handle a single mom. Is to commit 100%, like a real man. No half stepping. Let her know you there for her and her kid. Help the child with thier homework. Keep the fridge stocked. Maybe knock out a bill or two if you got it like that. Right when they both get attached and rely on you, get ghost and never contact them again.
U a boss ? -
BeardedFreak wrote: »It's a delicate situation.
The best way to handle a single mom. Is to commit 100%, like a real man. No half stepping. Let her know you there for her and her kid. Help the child with thier homework. Keep the fridge stocked. Maybe knock out a bill or two if you got it like that. Right when they both get attached and rely on you, get ghost and never contact them again.
Hilarious, but foul.
Makes me think about that........."I ain't your Uncle Kzzl no more"...........post from a few pages back.
