What Porn Has Taught You?
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Wearing Timberlands = better traction
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Giving sloppy head is an art and it every girl can't do it right.
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That white women are the most disloyal and filthiest creatures on the planet
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If I'm the pizza man
The best tip is to get head in the doorway -
Stomp Johnson wrote: »Just how much abuse my ? can take in a single day.
You got all the LOL's because everybody can relate. -
Porn taught me how to see women as nothing but sexual objects, it taught me how to beat my ? off once or twice sometimes 3 times a day, it taught me how to live in a fantasy world full of pixels and fake ? but not anymore! day 22 let's go!!
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That ? never gets boring lol
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BelovedAfeni wrote: »edwardnigma wrote: »Its alright to ? fat ?
...Rodman lookin' like Akuma outchea... -
...........to love honor and respect women by skeeting on their cheeks, lips and chin followed by a pearl necklace ? sprinkles are a bonus
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If you ? a chick right, not only will she let you ? in her mouth, but she'll swallow and then suck your ? straight after in gratitude!
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True story of porn failing to teach someone something: my homeboy was obsessed with ? . Wanted to ? his girl's ? bad but she never gave in.
One night she had just the right amount of weed and tequila in her to agree to the ? .
But here's the rub...porn don't show it but them ? go through a whole process before they take ? in their ? . They don't eat for 24 hours...have multiple enemas...empty themselves out.
Needless to say...homegirl clearly didn't get the memo neither did he. Fell for the porn fantasy of automatically clean ? . Stuck his ? in, saw ? it was so good (his words), second thrust tho stimulated something and ? SHAT all over him.
Never talked about ? again. -
Sandinista wrote: »True story of porn failing to teach someone something: my homeboy was obsessed with ? . Wanted to ? his girl's ? bad but she never gave in.
One night she had just the right amount of weed and tequila in her to agree to the ? .
But here's the rub...porn don't show it but them ? go through a whole process before they take ? in their ? . They don't eat for 24 hours...have multiple enemas...empty themselves out.
Needless to say...homegirl clearly didn't get the memo neither did he. Fell for the porn fantasy of automatically clean ? . Stuck his ? in, saw ? it was so good (his words), second thrust tho stimulated something and ? SHAT all over him.
Never talked about ? again.
sounds like one of those ? porn bloopers on xhamster. -
konceptjones wrote: »Sandinista wrote: »True story of porn failing to teach someone something: my homeboy was obsessed with ? . Wanted to ? his girl's ? bad but she never gave in.
One night she had just the right amount of weed and tequila in her to agree to the ? .
But here's the rub...porn don't show it but them ? go through a whole process before they take ? in their ? . They don't eat for 24 hours...have multiple enemas...empty themselves out.
Needless to say...homegirl clearly didn't get the memo neither did he. Fell for the porn fantasy of automatically clean ? . Stuck his ? in, saw ? it was so good (his words), second thrust tho stimulated something and ? SHAT all over him.
Never talked about ? again.
sounds like one of those ? porn bloopers on xhamster.
Or Efukt -
BigBallsNoWorries wrote: »konceptjones wrote: »Sandinista wrote: »True story of porn failing to teach someone something: my homeboy was obsessed with ? . Wanted to ? his girl's ? bad but she never gave in.
One night she had just the right amount of weed and tequila in her to agree to the ? .
But here's the rub...porn don't show it but them ? go through a whole process before they take ? in their ? . They don't eat for 24 hours...have multiple enemas...empty themselves out.
Needless to say...homegirl clearly didn't get the memo neither did he. Fell for the porn fantasy of automatically clean ? . Stuck his ? in, saw ? it was so good (his words), second thrust tho stimulated something and ? SHAT all over him.
Never talked about ? again.
sounds like one of those ? porn bloopers on xhamster.
Or Efukt
some of them vids on eFukt got me crying real tears. -
One thing I learned from porn is that a womans ? is capable of stretching to mind boggling sizes and that watching her insert something larger than a football in her ass is both repulsive and strangely intriguing at the same time.
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konceptjones wrote: »One thing I learned from porn is that a womans ? is capable of stretching to mind boggling sizes and that watching her insert something larger than a football in her ass is both repulsive and strangely intriguing at the same time.
? ...that gaping ? is nasty as ? ! One of the few fairly normal porn things i cant watch, and yes, for whatever reason that ? normal and some ? is gettin off from it...yuck -
one thing I wish I could unlearn from porn is................
Fruityloopsgate
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konceptjones wrote: »One thing I learned from porn is that a womans ? is capable of stretching to mind boggling sizes and that watching her insert something larger than a football in her ass is both repulsive and strangely intriguing at the same time.
? ...that gaping ? is nasty as ? ! One of the few fairly normal porn things i cant watch, and yes, for whatever reason that ? normal and some ? is gettin off from it...yuck
I saw a video where a broad climbed onto a big ass highway signal cone and sat on it in her ? and balanced herself on it...
no hands... legs in the air, cone in her ? , with her entire bodyweight being balanced by a cone in her ? ... I was like:
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That you can literally break into someone's house to rob them and they'll catch you red-handed and let you hit them and their friend with no consequences.
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Valentinez A. Kaiser wrote: »one thing I wish I could unlearn from porn is................
Fruityloopsgate
@sion
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Porn has taught me is that random women will go back to your place, if your camera man tells her it for nude modeling purposes.
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broads were eatin Froot Loops out of another broads ? like it was part of a healthy breakfast!
after that i was just like
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sweetheart93 wrote: »Nothing.
i lied, it taught me that threesomes are only fun if there are two guys. -
Porn tught me that women riding like that is a unicorn or if they do its for like 1 minute then then start grinding instead cuz they tired lo
Grinding feels better..to me at least.
