what's the most GRIMY shi!t U ever done??

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  • aquizzle
    aquizzle Members Posts: 589
    edited March 2010
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    ChillaT wrote: »
    Stealing my ? bicycle having my uncle paint it a different color and then selling it back to him for more than he paid for it.

    jesus christ... this some ? up ? ahaha
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  • death187sin
    death187sin Members Posts: 6,098 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited March 2010
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    Will Munny wrote: »
    Some of this ? is so ? grimey.

    I feel grimey calling in sick to work cause I went to Rick Ross concert the nigth before and got to ? and didn't feel like coming in.


    Yeah man..................
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  • TheGambinoLegacy
    TheGambinoLegacy Members Posts: 2,322 ✭✭✭
    edited March 2010
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    bare ass farted on my girlfriends cheek while she was sleeping. it was wet too.
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  • King Erauno
    King Erauno Members Posts: 6,754 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited March 2010
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    TheGambinoLegacy wrote: »
    bare ass farted on my girlfriends cheek while she was sleeping. it was wet too.

    i actually lol'ed. ? said bare farted...lmao.
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  • death187sin
    death187sin Members Posts: 6,098 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited March 2010
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    TheGambinoLegacy wrote: »
    bare ass farted on my girlfriends cheek while she was sleeping. it was wet too.


    ? said "bare farted" *dies*
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  • tru_m.a.c
    tru_m.a.c Members Posts: 9,091 ✭✭✭✭
    edited March 2010
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    will grimey wrote: »
    I was fingerin this chick ready to beat it like a drummer....I start feelin some rubbery ? in her ? so I pull it out.....an old ass ? rubber! I'm so ? I threw it under the sofa and kept goin before she could realize it...best believe I strapped up!

    disgusting
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  • Pond Scum
    Pond Scum Members Posts: 2,888 ✭✭✭
    edited March 2010
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    dusouljah wrote: »
    one time the condom broke off.. i pulled out and there was only the rim left on my ? ..


    and i didn't say a word about it.....

    shorty called me a few days later.. i thought she was gonna be ? cuz she found the condim inside her.. but she didn't...it was ? weird... cuz everytime she called i was nervous as hell she was gonna bring that ? up.. but she didn't.. she kept trying to arrange ? for me to see her again.. but i was just too paranoid to do it...


    will grimey wrote: »
    I was fingerin this chick ready to beat it like a drummer....I start feelin some rubbery ? in her ? so I pull it out.....an old ass ? rubber! I'm so ? I threw it under the sofa and kept goin before she could realize it...best believe I strapped up!

    I think you guys need to talk.
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  • death187sin
    death187sin Members Posts: 6,098 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited March 2010
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    I remember using my EX girls clippers to shave my ? .. She used them same clippers at the solon she worked at after words!
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  • ryder225
    ryder225 Banned Users Posts: 3,203 ✭✭
    edited March 2010
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    death187sin wrote: »
    I remember using my EX girls clippers to shave my ? .. She used them same clippers at the solon she worked at after words!

    Unintentional but funny
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  • P-Unit Productions
    P-Unit Productions Members Posts: 963 ✭✭✭
    edited March 2010
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    I was in the 2nd grade, got tired of this kid asking for a drink of water everyday....gave him some ice cold toilet water
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  • Bossmancuddy83
    Bossmancuddy83 Members Posts: 867 ✭✭
    edited March 2010
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    I skeeted in this chick one time and then started hitting the ignore button on her then she got the message then like a month and a half she was callin me back to back for about 4 hours while i was at work/ scary ? ...needless to say i told her where i was with it....
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  • JusDre313
    JusDre313 Members Posts: 4,727 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited March 2010
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    was dating this older chick when i was bout 19. she had a kid i couldnt stand, and i didnt really like her either, her and i were in the kitchen, her baby was on the couch (he about 1), i leave the kitchen come to the living room, and see this lil ? chewing on something. i take it out his mouth. its a damn razor blade... i held the blade in my hand for a good 20 seconds! and i just handed it right back to him lo he put it back in his mouth we kept chilling LOL .

    she came in saw him chewing on it and lost it.... y do i still think this is funny lol.
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  • babyfakmageeaxs
    babyfakmageeaxs Members Posts: 297
    edited March 2010
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    When i was 15 i took my girl to the dollar movies..five minutes into the movies we decide to go to the car so i can get my Travis barker on (no dizz, no texasboi) and i end up nuttin all over my back seat. Now back then i had a 98 camry with cloth seats, so the stain was huge and noticeable. Next day moms asks me what happened in the back, and of course i lie and say my friend spilled ice cream on the seat, and i would clean up the stain after i shower. When i came back downstairs she was cleaning my nut stain out the back seat..............

    I had sex with my homeboys girl while they were taking a "break"

    ive ? in girls mouths without telling em several times

    Had sex with my ex in her new boyfriends car...........and i nut in her, and he ate her out when she got home

    Hit a chick up on craiglist, went to the house, donated some moola for her time, smashed it to kibble n bits, then when she went to the bathroom after we finished, i grabbed my "donation" and ran out
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  • Yung_Souf_Money
    Yung_Souf_Money Members Posts: 4,019 ✭✭✭
    edited March 2010
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    King Erauno wrote: »
    a few years ago..i wanted to get at this bad chick. bad as hell..short, ass was phat. i was a nice guy then, so i was takin her out n ? , movies, dates, etc and got no ? . she wasnt feeling me like that and i could tell but i was still trying too hard. we were in school then so id drop her off at her room, go back to the crib to chill. one night i called her after that and she sounded like she was asleep, but i could tell she was in a car. After her and i fell out, i found out that she was ? some ? . So we stopped talking yet i still wanted to hit it. I set out to get her ass back. when she was home, she stayed about 30 minutes away from where i was from. So fast forward a year an a half and she hits me up on facebook out of the blue. Im like yeah im about to get this ? back. I started being HOH and she loved the ? . She would take me out to dinner n ? .bought me a ps3...started loving the ? and tongue and i made her think we were going to be in a relationship. She told me she loved me...after telling me it took her alot to put her guard down from being hurt so much before. So after i got this ? eating out the palm of my hand...i told her i had got with someone else and told her to kick rocks. that ? was hurt.

    damn that was cold but what she did to you was cold also...this song is for you my ?
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vsOmvSlPuys
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  • greatgodman
    greatgodman Members Posts: 155 ✭✭
    edited March 2010
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    when i was 19, i wanted to ? this 16 yrs old girl. she was sexy as hell. so one night me her and my best friend who is also a girl when to the porno shop. my best friend wanted some porn so we in got some thing and got out. when i drop my best friend at her house, this girl said she was ? and i beat the p up twice with no rubber. after i drop her off at her house i saw her older sister and decide to stay at the house. so i went int o her room and lock the door. i get her a massage and then i started to finger pop her and finally ? . no rubber again.after that i was ? both of them all the time in the same day. funniest thing to see them sux me off and me not washing up after the sex.
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  • Mackandal1804
    Mackandal1804 Members Posts: 38
    edited March 2010
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    greatgodman wrote: »
    when i was 19, i wanted to ? this 16 yrs old girl. she was sexy as hell. so one night me her and my best friend who is also a girl when to the porno shop. my best friend wanted some porn so we in got some thing and got out. when i drop my best friend at her house, this girl said she was ? and i beat the p up twice with no rubber. after i drop her off at her house i saw her older sister and decide to stay at the house. so i went int o her room and lock the door. i get her a massage and then i started to finger pop her and finally ? . no rubber again.after that i was ? both of them all the time in the same day. funniest thing to see them sux me off and me not washing up after the sex.

    ? is gunnin for the grimey hall of fame up in here....gotdayum
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  • Max.
    Max. Members Posts: 33,009 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited March 2010
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    ive told this stort to the ic before....but there was this chick she was cute got a nice lil body....i was using a friend car....i pick her up n she gets on the phone for like 15 mins...im like what u tryna do?? she like ow theres a party in "" ? other hood"" im like naw im good...she keep talkn im like you serious???? she like what?? still on the phone...im like ow ok....we pull up to a liqour store i tell her to buy a swisher..she walk n the store... idrive off leave that ? ..we on the other side of the city at 12 at night and her mom told her not to leave the house that night ...? it....

    another quick story i used this ? tooth brush to scrub the toilet ...n the toilet was ? as ? ...
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  • busayo
    busayo Members Posts: 857
    edited March 2010
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    will grimey wrote: »
    Man this ? lady cop locks me up on traffic charges RIGHT outside of my parking lot(She could've threw me a ticket). Fast Forward, I'm workin at this Sub Restaraunt, and this ? walks in while I'm the cook. She doesn't recognize me at all so I say to myself,"If she orders Ima get dis ? !" She orders like some Cordon Bleu ? ...While she's not paying attention I wiped my ass with the bread...then my sweaty ? ..And it was one of those HOT days too...I went on a cig break just to watch this cop eat her ? Dew Sub laughin my ass off....As she walked out I asked her how was her sub, she says "Delicious."

    PRICELESSS

    damn this is one of the worst lol
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  • Madam Speaker
    Madam Speaker Members Posts: 259 ✭
    edited April 2010
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    When i was 10 i asked my teacher at daycare, was he a ? ? Yo this ? look so hurt, he aint even answer.All my friends in the back was just rollin. It was a dare but i felt bad afterwards.
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  • BeleeDatPleighboy
    BeleeDatPleighboy Members Posts: 8,461 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited April 2010
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    When my son was born, I got leave to go home and spend time with him and my BM(Now my wife). It was the day after he was born, so they were still in the hospital. Anyways, one of my homeboys wanted to go out and celebrate, so I went out. There was this bad ass korean chick that came out with one of his homegirls....Long story short, she ended up feelin a ? and wanted me to come back to the crib with her....so i called the BM and acted like I was trashed and I was gonna stay the night at my homeys house so i wouldnt have to drive back to the hospital. Needless to say I went to ol girl house and smashed....all while still having the bracelet on from the hospital saying i was the father of a new baby. Went back to the hospital the next morningl and played that ? like I was hungover, when I was really was in some Asian ? guts....
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  • CASH RULES
    CASH RULES Members Posts: 306 ✭
    edited April 2010
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    told this chick's husband, "yo come home to your wife man" when he called on the phone after takin a trip to jamaica

    made my own account on this chicc that i was fuccin with man xbox
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  • 1of1
    1of1 Members Posts: 37,468 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited April 2010
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    Madam Speaker wrote: »
    When i was 10 i asked my teacher at daycare, was he a ? ? Yo this ? look so hurt, he aint even answer.All my friends in the back was just rollin. It was a dare but i felt bad afterwards.

    LMAO!!! At my age I shouldn't laugh at that in front of a kid, but if I heard a kid say that to someone I probably couldn't even hold the laugh in.
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  • jaurenlo
    jaurenlo Members Posts: 263 ✭
    edited April 2010
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    CASH RULES wrote: »
    told this chick's husband, "yo come home to your wife man" when he called on the phone after takin a trip to jamaica

    made my own account on this chicc that i was fuccin with man xbox

    Classic. Just Classic.
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  • TyeBeezy64
    TyeBeezy64 Members Posts: 26
    edited April 2010
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    Back in my freshman year in college, Me and this dude was wrestling and I lost. And his friend videotaped it to put on youtube. Well when the guy who videotaped my loss left the dorm to go smoke I filled his door with paper and glue so he couldnt get back in. The next morning I saw him sleeping on the floor in the hallway and later on heard him telling his friend he overslept and missed his test. What was even funnier was that a campus repairman had to put a new handle on the door.
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  • Ingy.Grams
    Ingy.Grams Members Posts: 44
    edited April 2010
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    lmao. ? u ? goin 2 hell
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