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  • 1of1
    1of1 Members Posts: 37,468 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    TyeBeezy64 wrote: »
    Back in my freshman year in college, Me and this dude was wrestling and I lost. And his friend videotaped it to put on youtube. Well when the guy who videotaped my loss left the dorm to go smoke I filled his door with paper and glue so he couldnt get back in. The next morning I saw him sleeping on the floor in the hallway and later on heard him telling his friend he overslept and missed his test. What was even funnier was that a campus repairman had to put a new handle on the door.

    LMAO!! You were mad at the wrong person. What if you won?

    That dude took an L sleeping on the floor though that's funny as hell.
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  • BeleeDatPleighboy
    BeleeDatPleighboy Members Posts: 8,461 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    TheGambinoLegacy wrote: »
    bare ass farted on my girlfriends cheek while she was sleeping. it was wet too.

    ^^^^^^
    You know that causes pink eye right???

    LMFAO
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  • grumpy_new_yorker
    grumpy_new_yorker Members Posts: 5,962 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    King Erauno wrote: »
    a few years ago..i wanted to get at this bad chick. bad as hell..short, ass was phat. i was a nice guy then, so i was takin her out n ? , movies, dates, etc and got no ? . she wasnt feeling me like that and i could tell but i was still trying too hard. we were in school then so id drop her off at her room, go back to the crib to chill. one night i called her after that and she sounded like she was asleep, but i could tell she was in a car. After her and i fell out, i found out that she was ? some ? . So we stopped talking yet i still wanted to hit it. I set out to get her ass back. when she was home, she stayed about 30 minutes away from where i was from. So fast forward a year an a half and she hits me up on facebook out of the blue. Im like yeah im about to get this ? back. I started being HOH and she loved the ? . She would take me out to dinner n ? .bought me a ps3...started loving the ? and tongue and i made her think we were going to be in a relationship. She told me she loved me...after telling me it took her alot to put her guard down from being hurt so much before. So after i got this ? eating out the palm of my hand...i told her i had got with someone else and told her to kick rocks. that ? was hurt.

    you should of gottin a platinum trophey for that mane
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  • one_manshow
    one_manshow Members Posts: 4,591 ✭✭✭✭
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    Never knows who lurks on here so I will just enjoy the stories *cough cough* ducktales some y'all telling.
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  • P-Unit Productions
    P-Unit Productions Members Posts: 963 ✭✭✭
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    coolestkidukno wrote: »
    When my son was born, I got leave to go home and spend time with him and my BM(Now my wife). It was the day after he was born, so they were still in the hospital. Anyways, one of my homeboys wanted to go out and celebrate, so I went out. There was this bad ass korean chick that came out with one of his homegirls....Long story short, she ended up feelin a ? and wanted me to come back to the crib with her....so i called the BM and acted like I was trashed and I was gonna stay the night at my homeys house so i wouldnt have to drive back to the hospital. Needless to say I went to ol girl house and smashed....all while still having the bracelet on from the hospital saying i was the father of a new baby. Went back to the hospital the next morningl and played that ? like I was hungover, when I was really was in some Asian ? guts....

    yall ? crazy...lol
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  • R.D.
    R.D. Members Posts: 20,156 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    CASH RULES wrote: »
    told this chick's husband, "yo come home to your wife man" when he called on the phone after takin a trip to jamaica

    made my own account on this chicc that i was fuccin with man xbox

    *dead*........
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  • ChillaDaKilla
    ChillaDaKilla Members, Banned Users Posts: 7,082 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    I remember being 13 and breaking my mom's painting encased in glass by stepping on it. I aint wanna get in trouble so I hid it on the couch and my ? sister sat down on it and she ended up getting in trouble for breaking it.
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  • So ILL
    So ILL Members Posts: 16,507 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Damn some of u ? are cold blooded lmao

    rickjamescoldblooded.jpg

    But I can remember waking a little kid up out of her sleep and kicking her room so that I could smash her older cousin at 2 am

    One time when this female came to the crib when I was sleep without calling first (she stays a half hour away). I met her at the door and told her to go home and closed the door in her face, and went back in the room and went back to sleep like nothing happened

    This overweight paraplegic woman was crying in her motorized wheelchair when she passed me on the sidewalk a while ago and when she passed, she looked up at me and I laughed at her when I saw the tears in her eyes (Yeah, I know I'm goin to Hell SMH)

    When I was 19 and I worked at this pizza restaraunt I randomly cooked up like 10 large pizzas and a whole bunch of sides and ? and took them home 3 hours early after my boss ? me off

    I remember the day after new years I was hungover and my girl's sister called me for a ride to work cause her car was messed up.....I talked to her and everything about a ride but I still didn't go get her because she made me mad a few days prior to that when she ate up my buffalo wings when I went to the store real quick to get some Arizona Tea.....she ended up getting fired from her job because that was the last day she could have been late lol
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  • BeleeDatPleighboy
    BeleeDatPleighboy Members Posts: 8,461 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    so ill wrote: »
    damn some of u ? are cold blooded lmao

    rickjamescoldblooded.jpg

    but i can remember waking a little kid up out of her sleep and kicking her room so that i could smash her older cousin at 2 am

    one time when this female came to the crib when i was sleep without calling first (she stays a half hour away). I met her at the door and told her to go home and closed the door in her face, and went back in the room and went back to sleep like nothing happened

    this overweight paraplegic woman was crying in her motorized wheelchair when she passed me on the sidewalk a while ago and when she passed, she looked up at me and i laughed at her when i saw the tears in her eyes (yeah, i know i'm goin to hell smh)

    when i was 19 and i worked at this pizza restaraunt i randomly cooked up like 10 large pizzas and a whole bunch of sides and ? and took them home 3 hours early after my boss ? me off

    i remember the day after new years i was hungover and my girl's sister called me for a ride to work cause her car was messed up.....i talked to her and everything about a ride but i still didn't go get her because she made me mad a few days prior to that when she ate up my buffalo wings when i went to the store real quick to get some arizona tea.....she ended up getting fired from her job because that was the last day she could have been late lol

    ^^^^^^
    flat -? - line
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  • earth two superman
    earth two superman Members Posts: 17,149 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    put a dead possum on the windshield of this truck that kept parking in my dads parking spot in front of our house
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  • bull6599
    bull6599 Members Posts: 6,640 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    My freshmen year of college I lived next door to my cousin (not really, but were like family). Her roommate liked me from the day I moved in but she knew I had a girl & I wasnt trying to cheat. 1 night about 3 weeks into the semester she called & said she didnt give a ? anymore & she wanted the ? . My cousin was gone so I went over there & smashed shorty raw for like 2 hours. I climbed outta that ? about 11:55 pm. @ 12 am I called my girl to wish her a happy birthday and sang to her as I was washing shorty ? juice off my nuts.
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  • Reggie80
    Reggie80 Members Posts: 2,402 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    I ? my mans moms
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  • ChillaDaKilla
    ChillaDaKilla Members, Banned Users Posts: 7,082 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    I remember selling a porno tape to this freshman in high school that had Sinnamon Love on it. ? was all geeked up and excited but I broke into his locker and stole the tape and replaced it with a infomercial of Dionne Warwick doing her psychic friends ? .

    I dont know why I did that just thought it would be funny

    Grimiest thing I did though was drive my ex who I was dating at the time to the airport to pick up my new girl (current)

    i had her step out the car while I drove off with a new ? in her seat look on her face was priceless
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  • texas409
    texas409 Members Posts: 20,854 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    CASH RULES wrote: »
    told this chick's husband, "yo come home to your wife man" when he called on the phone after takin a trip to jamaica

    made my own account on this chicc that i was fuccin with man xbox

    laughing.gif

    ..............
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  • death187sin
    death187sin Members Posts: 6,098 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    tyebeezy64 wrote: »
    back in my freshman year in college, me and this dude was wrestling and i lost. And his friend videotaped it to put on youtube. Well when the guy who videotaped my loss left the dorm to go smoke i filled his door with paper and glue so he couldnt get back in. The next morning i saw him sleeping on the floor in the hallway and later on heard him telling his friend he overslept and missed his test. What was even funnier was that a campus repairman had to put a new handle on the door.

    lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooo
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  • theprince
    theprince Members Posts: 2
    edited April 2010
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    blakfyahking wrote: »
    LOL @ this self-snitching thread

    yup. what he said. Good read, but my posts stay in pocket.
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  • death187sin
    death187sin Members Posts: 6,098 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    theprince wrote: »
    yup. what he said. Good read, but my posts stay in pocket.

    lol..........................................
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  • G.R.I.P. Money $$$
    G.R.I.P. Money $$$ Members Posts: 18,939 ✭✭✭
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    babyfakmageeaxs wrote: »
    When i was 15 i took my girl to the dollar movies..five minutes into the movies we decide to go to the car so i can get my Travis barker on (no dizz, no texasboi) and i end up nuttin all over my back seat. Now back then i had a 98 camry with cloth seats, so the stain was huge and noticeable. Next day moms asks me what happened in the back, and of course i lie and say my friend spilled ice cream on the seat, and i would clean up the stain after i shower. When i came back downstairs she was cleaning my nut stain out the back seat..............

    I had sex with my homeboys girl while they were taking a "break"

    ive ? in girls mouths without telling em several times

    Had sex with my ex in her new boyfriends car...........and i nut in her, and he ate her out when she got home

    Hit a chick up on craiglist, went to the house, donated some moola for her time, smashed it to kibble n bits, then when she went to the bathroom after we finished, i grabbed my "donation" and ran out

    Trill .
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  • TANGLUNG
    TANGLUNG Members Posts: 806 ✭✭
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    King Erauno wrote: »
    a few years ago..i wanted to get at this bad chick. bad as hell..short, ass was phat. i was a nice guy then, so i was takin her out n ? , movies, dates, etc and got no ? . she wasnt feeling me like that and i could tell but i was still trying too hard. we were in school then so id drop her off at her room, go back to the crib to chill. one night i called her after that and she sounded like she was asleep, but i could tell she was in a car. After her and i fell out, i found out that she was ? some ? . So we stopped talking yet i still wanted to hit it. I set out to get her ass back. when she was home, she stayed about 30 minutes away from where i was from. So fast forward a year an a half and she hits me up on facebook out of the blue. Im like yeah im about to get this ? back. I started being HOH and she loved the ? . She would take me out to dinner n ? .bought me a ps3...started loving the ? and tongue and i made her think we were going to be in a relationship. She told me she loved me...after telling me it took her alot to put her guard down from being hurt so much before. So after i got this ? eating out the palm of my hand...i told her i had got with someone else and told her to kick rocks. that ? was hurt.

    The Count of Monte Cristo revenge stories are the best. Thumbs up.
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  • juelz9716
    juelz9716 Members Posts: 10
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    it was around 11pm someone called my number by accident and ask for a small pizza...i immediately said "pick u or delivery" took their order and told them i'd be there in 20 minutes...

    i once sold this package to this dude and then had my mans rob him for the same package...

    i met this girl thru work, sweet talked her and everything come to find out she was engaged...so i told her i wouldnt ? with her because she was engaged so she broke it off...after beatin them guts for a little while i stopped calling and answering her calls...she ended up callin my phone, callin my job asking ppl for me and i had to sneak outta my job and get my car painted a different color til she got the picture...

    i was ? with this chick and she wouldnt take im not ? with u for an answer...so i play cool for like 3 months and i told her i was goin away on vacation..then i had my friend call her from his phone and tell her i was in the hospital...she was callin leavin messages crying playin slow sad music..i eventually had him tell her i died..
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  • juelz9716
    juelz9716 Members Posts: 10
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    death187sin wrote: »
    Was ? wit this chick and her BF who she lived with found out and started talking ? .. One night while he was at work she callled me over.. He was a security guard so he worked the night hours.. I smashed and took the ? soaked condom and put it in his uniform shirt pocket.. Couple days later this chick storms my job all busted up, bulging eyes and busted lips and ? .. lol Talking about where she suppose to live now because he put her ass out.. I laughed in her face and told her she needs to check in at a shelter and call 1-800-DOMESTIC VIOLENCE..

    this has 2 b one of the funniest things i ever heard
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  • death187sin
    death187sin Members Posts: 6,098 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    juelz9716 wrote: »
    it was around 11pm someone called my number by accident and ask for a small pizza...i immediately said "pick u or delivery" took their order and told them i'd be there in 20 minutes...

    i once sold this package to this dude and then had my mans rob him for the same package...

    i met this girl thru work, sweet talked her and everything come to find out she was engaged...so i told her i wouldnt ? with her because she was engaged so she broke it off...after beatin them guts for a little while i stopped calling and answering her calls...she ended up callin my phone, callin my job asking ppl for me and i had to sneak outta my job and get my car painted a different color til she got the picture...

    i was ? with this chick and she wouldnt take im not ? with u for an answer...so i play cool for like 3 months and i told her i was goin away on vacation..then i had my friend call her from his phone and tell her i was in the hospital...she was callin leavin messages crying playin slow sad music..i eventually had him tell her i died..


    Damnnnnnnnnnnnnn
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  • ompalompa
    ompalompa Members Posts: 2
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    Because i had a big weed clientel, anyways one of them was the police womans sister, so i ? her in her house and stole her police hat!! put it in my room for her next police visit....never came though...and her sister is now my neighbour ;)
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  • greatptah
    greatptah Members Posts: 1
    edited April 2010
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    So my bestfriend, met this chick on Myspace. Started hanging with the ? HARD, telling me how he was gonna ? her this that and the third. He would bring her around all of us, but wouldn't let anyone be with her while he wasn't there. I didn't care the for ? at all, well a few months go by, and I'm the only ? in the group not all over the ? . Well during Halloween she made a comment about wanting to give me a lap dance(No one else heard) So I go in the next room with her and she just starts making out with me, we week later I ? her outside on the ground on the side of my house. The ? gets pregnent, and I made her abort it(Which was a hard thing for her to do being she was catholic) I tell my best friend about, and watched ass his soul burned real slow.
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  • mscayennepeppa
    mscayennepeppa Members Posts: 1
    edited April 2010
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    Well lemme see...One time i was messing with a dude who i knew had a girl, I told him I was pregnant(i wasnt) and that I was keeping it ,knowing he wasnt trying to get in trouble. He gave me the money for me to terminate it and i went shopping like a mug....lol
    One time i was dating this guy, and his friend was liking me on the low, calling me, telling how his friend was tryna play me , so i used to gas his head up telling him all types of stuff, one day he sends me a pic of his wood,lol, so i forwarded the picture to his friends phone, they stopped talking because of that lol
    When I was in high school, me and home girls used to take dudes videogames and sell them, they never knew where that Madden went lol
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