smh......why are u women naming your children these crazy @ss names?
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if you want your son to grow up and become the thuggiest of thugs just name him Juicey or Strawberry. He'll be fighting for all of his childhood.
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These names are not ghetto but stupid nonetheless.....I went to middle school with these twins. One name Chris and the other name Christopher
I ? u not..... -
These names are not ghetto but stupid nonetheless.....I went to middle school with these twins. One name Chris and the other name Christopher
I ? u not.....
Lol now thats just ? lazy..
Also lets not put it all on women.. Dude do have a hand to for instance... George Foreman naming 5 of his boys
GEORGE -
playmaker88 wrote: »Lol now thats just ? lazy..
Also lets not put it all on women.. Dude do have a hand to for instance... George Foreman naming 5 of his boys
GEORGE
he was an idiot for that -
playmaker88 wrote: »Lol now thats just ? lazy..
Also lets not put it all on women.. Dude do have a hand to for instance... George Foreman naming 5 of his boys
GEORGE
Don't forget about Georgetta -
Lol at George Foreman for naming his 5 kids George , that's just self-absorbed . Imagine when he's gonna call one of them and all of them will run up to him.
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I still wanna smack my cousin for naming her son Amen...and in 3 years I've never called him by his real name...
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Smh at people knowing your ethnicity based on their name. When I have kids they gonna have regular names.
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playmaker88 wrote: »the guy who cheated.. i think he was canadian..
oh wow didn't know that
lol
but yes that is him. I actually hung out with him a few times , he's friends with this guy I know who ran track for LSU . Very nice man -
Here are the worst one i've heard so far
Christopharoah
Two sisters named Ebony Black and Ivory White
Oranjello and Lemonjello - These names are getting a bit popular .
Hennessey , KelShanique , KimKisha , Shanaynay .
Btw if you wanna name your kids something "creative" take a look at this thread first and then give it a good think.
Man i was about to post that LMAO -
real talk...i went to high school with a girl who first name was"newkeisha"
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i co-sign this entire thread. i feel for those kids because they are never gonna have a decent job with them ? up ass names. and even if they do ain't nobody going to a doctor shenaynay. thank ? my mom had the decency to give me a good name
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oh yea and tidbit: i work at a call center for a children's magazine and i have run into some FUUUUCCCCCCCKKKKKKEEEEEEDDDDD up ass names! i'm gonna be listing the ones i run into today just for the hell of it
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This thread made me think of this episode of Judge Judy I saw a couple years ago. This woman was the plaintiff and the case had something to do with her kids, so Judy wanted to talk to them. So she asked the mother what the names were, and the chick was like "Boo Boo and Nay Nay." So Judy was like this is a court room, so please use their real names. The chick just had this blank look for a second and then said "Those are their real names." Judy just turned to the black guy and said "I wish I could lock her up right now." Now Judge Judy is a ? , but I got to cosign her on that one.
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huh? In the d hell you get a "d outta la-a?american loo vii 3d wrote: »my sons mom is a teacher. She had a student named millionaire.
I know of a little girl named la-a (pronounced "la dash ah" -
The Lonious Monk wrote: »This thread made me think of this episode of Judge Judy I saw a couple years ago. This woman was the plaintiff and the case had something to do with her kids, so Judy wanted to talk to them. So she asked the mother what the names were, and the chick was like "Boo Boo and Nay Nay." So Judy was like this is a court room, so please use their real names. The chick just had this blank look for a second and then said "Those are their real names." Judy just turned to the black guy and said "I wish I could lock her up right now." Now Judge Judy is a ? , but I got to cosign her on that one.
just click on the link. nuff said -
I saw twins named Aquafina and Dasani.
I was joking with my girl saying what I'd name our child if we had one. Name would be pronounced like..Dave. But spelled b-o-b. Then the middle name gonna be a symbol. Like prince. A smiley face or some ? . Dave
the VII. He gon get beat up every day. -
PUPU_IZ_DRO wrote: »huh? In the d hell you get a "d outta la-a?
*hugs Dro*
okay honey ....... the mom is saying: La - ( dash as in the symbol ) a -
poor Blanket
well actually it's rich Blanket
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Real talk, i have never met a attractive chick with a ghetto name. All the fine chicks i've met have been named Kourtney, Maegan,etc.
Chances are if a chick name ends in ESIHA, OYA and a dude names end with KWON, VON,ETC, they won't be ? in life.
Quoted for emphasis. ? should be ashamed to have names like that real talk.
But I know a chick named Sunny and another girl named Tuesday. Both L's in my book. -
American Loo VII 3D wrote: »here is a interesting true story i've told on here before. its the story of Robert Lane, who named one of his sons Winner and the other Loser. no ? .
Loser Lane grew up to be a highly decorated cop in the Bronx. He excelled in sports in high school and even went to college.
His brother, Winner, is a homeless pretty criminal
Ah someone has read the book Freakonomics -
I like when this thread is done because there is always some funny ? posted. One time someone said how their nephew had a real hood name and their grandmother said they should have just name him black bastard. My 2 stories I've told but there good so I'll tell them again.
One was a lady who's last name was King anyways she was in labor giving birth and looked to the side at a sign and was inspired and on that day a little boy named Nosmo King was born.
The 2nd 1 was at this emergency room a lady brought in her daughter and filled out the admittance forms and when the receptionist was going over the paper work she told the mother that her daughter had an interesting name and where did she come up with it. The lady said on the way to the hospital she was in pain looking to the side and they passed a restaurant and she like the name of the restaurant so she name her daughter Taqueria yes she named her daughter Taco Shop.
I hated my name growing up because it's biblical but at least it's been around a good 2 thousand years (and no it's not Jesus) -
I like when this thread is done because there is always some funny ? posted. One time someone said how their nephew had a real hood name and their grandmother said they should have just name him black bastard. My 2 stories I've told but there good so I'll tell them again.
One was a lady who's last name was King anyways she was in labor giving birth and looked to the side at a sign and was inspired and on that day a little boy named Nosmo King was born.
The 2nd 1 was at this emergency room a lady brought in her daughter and filled out the admittance forms and when the receptionist was going over the paper work she told the mother that her daughter had an interesting name and where did she come up with it. The lady said on the way to the hospital she was in pain looking to the side and they passed a restaurant and she like the name of the restaurant so she name her daughter Taqueria yes she named her daughter Taco Shop.
I hated my name growing up because it's biblical but at least it's been around a good 2 thousand years (and no it's not Jesus)
LOL @ taqueria.
biblical names>any ghetto ? ass name -
I heard the craziest name.....
It sounds like this.....
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"La -man- gelo"
It was spelled lemonjello.
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pןɹoʍ spǝɹ wrote: »I saw twins named Aquafina and Dasani.
I was joking with my girl saying what I'd name our child if we had one. Name would be pronounced like..Dave. But spelled b-o-b. Then the middle name gonna be a symbol. Like prince. A smiley face or some ? . Dave the VII. He gon get beat up every day.
Real talk, you'd probably start a trend or some ? . This thread is hilarious and depressing at the same time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=38gUXclrnAc
