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  • greenwood1921
    greenwood1921 Members Posts: 47,115 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    allday1992 wrote: »
    I ain't know petrino had his side ? with him when he got ? up


    Somewhere authur blank is laughing is ass off

    Meanwhile, in Flowery Branch...















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  • HustleThaDon
    HustleThaDon Members Posts: 28,566 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Petrino out here poppin wheelies to impress the young broads and ? himself up.
  • Livefromclayco
    Livefromclayco Members Posts: 14,074 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Damn they just put that ? petrino on administrative leave after that ?

    This ? gotta be setting a record for L's in a week
  • greenwood1921
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    Petrino out here poppin wheelies to impress the young broads and ? himself up.

    ^^^^ Eye witness account.

    lmao. That' exactly how I pictured it.


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  • MR.CJ
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    allday1992 wrote: »
    Damn they just put that ? petrino on administrative leave after that ?

    This ? gotta be setting a record for L's in a week


    uh-oh
  • HustleThaDon
    HustleThaDon Members Posts: 28,566 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    I blame Numbaz. He should of shown Petrino the game....
  • Livefromclayco
    Livefromclayco Members Posts: 14,074 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Yo this story got me dyin

    The ? he's ? is engaged to one of his strength coaches

    This ? is on some other ? right now


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    LMAO @ this ? wearing his sugar bowl hat
  • MR.CJ
    MR.CJ Members Posts: 64,689 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    administrative leave in the middle of spring practice
  • greenwood1921
    greenwood1921 Members Posts: 47,115 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    allday1992 wrote: »
    Yo this story got me dyin

    The ? he's ? is engaged to one of his strength coaches

    This ? is on some other ? right now


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    LMAO @ this ? wearing his sugar bowl hat

    This picture just made me feel all warm and fuzzy.
  • greenwood1921
    greenwood1921 Members Posts: 47,115 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Welp, won't have to worry about TCU this year in the Big XII.

    They've had 7 players arrested for selling marijuana. Many of them key players.


    Selling drugs in the Big XII? That's soooo late 80's...

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  • CottonCitySlim
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    I hope they keep patrino he will never win ? anyways
  • tru_m.a.c
    tru_m.a.c Members Posts: 9,091 ✭✭✭✭
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    ? petrino

    I hope the media kills his name and runs him out of football
  • Chef_Taylor
    Chef_Taylor Members Posts: 26,584 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Karma finally caught up with him...had he stayed in atlanta and finished the season this would've never occured.
  • Chef_Taylor
    Chef_Taylor Members Posts: 26,584 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Back to cfb.Mann! this lil qaurterback situation at UT is looking like it will be the only thing that will keep my horns from being where we need to be at the end of 2012,which is playing in a bcs bowl game or for a national title.Ash has been getting most of the reps this spring but no one seems to be setting themselves apart from the rest....look out for that 2013 recruiting class..might be one of the best we've seen at Texas in a couple of yrs.
  • bigev240
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    So do you guys think that Arkansas will fire Petrino or wait and see if anything else will come out about him?
  • caddo man
    caddo man Members Posts: 22,476 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    allday1992 wrote: »
    Yo this story got me dyin

    The ? he's ? is engaged to one of his strength coaches

    This ? is on some other ? right now


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    LMAO @ this ? wearing his sugar bowl hat

    It is called "reminding them why you hired me" strategy.
    bigev240 wrote: »
    So do you guys think that Arkansas will fire Petrino or wait and see if anything else will come out about him?

    Hell nah!!!!!!!!
  • Michael_Malice
    Michael_Malice Members Posts: 17,415 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Nah, I don't bye this story. Petrino has never showed any signs of being an unloyal, morally challenged guy prior to Arky hiring him.
  • Michael_Malice
    Michael_Malice Members Posts: 17,415 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Man her wedding website comment page was in shambles before it was taken down. This ? got me in tears.
    I was diggin them guts out son. Glued her eye shut.
    P.S. She swallows
    from: Bobby Petrino
    4/5/2012 5:52:26 PM

    I like your thighs. You thick.
    from: Corliss Williamson
    4/5/2012 5:52:14 PM


    Give him head and the body will die
    from: Gregg Williams
    4/5/2012 5:51:11 PM

    Bobby, make sure you get all her clothes/dresses...and remember, you were just giving her a ride to a charity event for legless children.
    from: Bill Clinton
    4/5/2012 5:50:53 PM

    Hey Josh- No problem on the tux returns. FYI, even our rental tuxes are less worn than your fiance.
    from: Men's Wearhouse
    4/5/2012 5:50:52 PM

    Hi Jessica, have you heard of 40 minutes of hell
    from: Mike Anderson
    4/5/2012 5:49:50 PM

    Stay away from Gus, Jessica!
    from: Kristi Malzahn
    4/5/2012 5:49:42 PM

    I knew I should have taken that Arkansas job!
    from: Tommy Tuberville
    4/5/2012 5:48:21 PM

    ALL IN!
    from: Gene Chizik
    4/5/2012 5:47:19 PM
  • CottonCitySlim
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    yea horns will be straight that dude swoopes reminds me of how complete jamis winston was at the same point
  • Chef_Taylor
    Chef_Taylor Members Posts: 26,584 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    All i want to see from swoopes when he get to austin is his decision making..i dont want to compare him to RG3 but he has all the skill sets to be the next great Texas qb.
  • MR.CJ
    MR.CJ Members Posts: 64,689 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited April 2012
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    arkansas broke their necks to get petrino from the falcons
  • Chef_Taylor
    Chef_Taylor Members Posts: 26,584 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    I see what you did there cj.
  • Michael_Malice
    Michael_Malice Members Posts: 17,415 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Here are some more from her weeding site. Some of these are creative as ? .
    Some fans hacked Jessica Dorrell's wedding registry page and the results were pretty hilarious...it has since been shut down but here are the highlights...start at the bottom and scroll up.




    Would you like to see my lap...top?
    from: c-- n
    4/5/2012 6:00:20 PM


    This is Saban's fault.
    from: AJC
    4/5/2012 5:57:02 PM

    Welcome to our wedding website! We are looking forward to spending this special day with everyone we love and care about! We hope this website will guide you through all of the details as we lead up to the big day. We are excited about our journey through life together and cannot wait to 'tie the knot'! ~Jess & Bobby
    from: Jessica D.
    4/5/2012 5:56:30 PM

    Ahh f--k it
    from: Lee Corso
    4/5/2012 5:56:06 PM

    You people are awful! Have some respect for their relationship, their humanity, and the sanctity of the employer-employee relationship. What Bobby and Jess do in the privacy of his ****shed is their business.
    from: Cindy Dorrell
    4/5/2012 5:56:03 PM

    You need Bobby taken out? Smile at me girl.
    from: Sean Payton
    4/5/2012 5:55:32 PM

    Damnit!
    from: Houston Nutt
    4/5/2012 5:54:11 PM

    What did Petrino's socks look like?
    from: RGIII
    4/5/2012 5:53:44 PM

    Bush league.
    from: Tiger Woods
    4/5/2012 5:53:03 PM

    Tomorrow on the Finebaum show, I might just release the name of the 3rd party florist for Jessica & Josh's wedding. Then again, I might not.
    from: Danny Sheridan
    4/5/2012 5:52:26 PM

    I was diggin them guts out son. Glued her eye shut.

    P.S. She swallows
    from: Bobby Petrino
    4/5/2012 5:52:26 PM

    I like your thighs. You thick.
    from: Corliss Williamson
    4/5/2012 5:52:14 PM

    Josh, I really sympathize with what your going through. Would you like to eat my a--hole?
    from: Hillary Clinton
    4/5/2012 5:52:12 PM

    ?
    from: Becky Petrino
    4/5/2012 5:51:52 PM

    Give him head and the body will die
    from: Gregg Williams
    4/5/2012 5:51:11 PM

    Bobby, make sure you get all her clothes/dresses...and remember, you were just giving her a ride to a charity event for legless children.
    from: Bill Clinton
    4/5/2012 5:50:53 PM

    Hey Josh- No problem on the tux returns. FYI, even our rental tuxes are less worn than your fiance.
    from: Men's Wearhouse
    4/5/2012 5:50:52 PM

    Hi Jessica, have you heard of 40 minutes of hell
    from: Mike Anderson
    4/5/2012 5:49:50 PM

    Stay away from Gus, Jessica!
    from: Kristi Malzahn
    4/5/2012 5:49:42 PM

    I knew I should have taken that Arkansas job!
    from: Tommy Tuberville
    4/5/2012 5:48:21 PM

    ALL IN!
    from: Gene Chizik
    4/5/2012 5:47:19 PM

    I'm sure Petrino pulled out many of times before the job was done
    from: Arthur Blank
    4/5/2012 5:45:19 PM

    When I said you should eat a lot of little debbie's, this is NOT what I meant! Calm the f--k down!!!
    from: Nick Saban
    4/5/2012 5:44:17 PM

    It's ok, Bobby's wife has cancer.
    from: John Edwards
    4/5/2012 5:44:08 PM

    im sure this is one big misunderstanding
    from: jerry sandusky
    4/5/2012 5:43:10 PM

    Craig James killed five hookers at SMU
    from: Allegedly
    4/5/2012 5:42:46 PM

    Bobby, did she get a taste of the grass?
    from: Les Miles
    4/5/2012 5:42:02 PM

    fduksl jkldfsas kljfsfdodasin dkfasdfljdfdddfhh djfkdfljs!!
    from: Morris Claiborne
    4/5/2012 5:41:51 PM

    Bobby, If you need help with your "problem" give me a call. I specialize in white bitchez.
    from: O.J. Simpson
    4/5/2012 5:39:54 PM

    At least your month is going better than mine.
    from: Whitney Houston
    4/5/2012 5:29:26 PM

    Any openings this year?
    from: Sean Peyton
    4/5/2012 5:28:53 PM

    I just don't have the heart to read any more of these comments.
    from: Mark Dantonio
    4/5/2012 5:28:27 PM

    d--n it Bobby!!
    from: Hank Hill
    4/5/2012 5:27:51 PM

    I don't mean to be rude, but Rick Pitino had the best affair of ALL TIME!
    from: Kanye West
    4/5/2012 5:24:30 PM

    We're here for the gang bang.
    from: LSU Team
    4/5/2012 5:22:39 PM

    Josh... you are NOT the father.
    from: Maury Povich
    4/5/2012 5:22:25 PM

    Does your dad know about this?
    from: c-- n
    4/5/2012 5:09:28 PM

    Dat muthafuka screwed me too!! LMFAO!!!!
    from: DeAngelo Hall
    4/5/2012 5:08:35 PM

    Im still excited
    from: Tim Tebow
    4/5/2012 5:05:52 PM

    Now that's how you run the wild hog!
    from: Darren McFadden
    4/5/2012 5:02:48 PM

    It's an ongoing investigation.
    from: c-- n
    4/5/2012 5:01:38 PM

    Hey, Jessica...
    I wanna kiss you.
    from: Joe Namath
    4/5/2012 5:01:24 PM

    I have a white towel if you need one!
    from: Trooper Taylor
    4/5/2012 4:58:48 PM

    I hope your feet are still okay Jessica!
    from: Rex Ryan
    4/5/2012 4:58:32 PM

    Did you get that pic I sent? Text me back!!
    from: Brett Favre
    4/5/2012 4:57:34 PM

    Could be worse.
    from: Jerry Sandusky
    4/5/2012 4:57:11 PM

    I bet the REC from turdistan and little ole Nicky Satan at SPUAT is behind all of this!!!1!1! d--n Updykes!
    from: Dan Morris
    4/5/2012 4:56:12 PM

    Trust me cheating on your wife will turn out bad......
    from: Steve McNair
    4/5/2012 4:54:05 PM

    Jess, I can make you famous. Call me.
    from: Kim Kardashian
    4/5/2012 4:45:23 PM

    I'll be there!!!
    from: Bobby Petrino

    just before the s--t hit the fan

    4/5/2012 3:58:07 PM
    Congratulations Josh & Jess! We are so excited for you to begin your life together as a married couple. Your website is awesome!! Thanks for sharing this special time with us. We wish you all the best life has to bring.

    from: Steve & Debbie Scoggin
    3/5/2012 8:17:46 AM

    Loved your website! Congratulations and happy planning!! Wishing you guys all the best!
    from: Laura Clymore
    10/16/2011 8:03:17 PM

    Hi Jessica and Josh. I didn't know about this website and just saw it. How neat ! Congrats and we cannot wait to be there and share in your special day and happy moments. Aunt Nanny & John
    from: Jean Ann & John Troup
    10/16/2011 6:06:55 PM

    Love me some Joshicca! Great couple and great people!
    from: Todd
    10/16/2011 5:31:09 PM

    Jessica and Josh, thank you for sharing your happiness. I can't wait for the big day when our family grows bigger. Love Gran
    from: Jean Dorrell
    9/19/2011 9:57:29 AM

    This is great! I'm happy for you both!
    Love Love Love Michelle
    from: Michelle Mullenix
    7/7/2011 4:44:00 PM

    Thanks for sharing the pics and plans !! We are so excited and can't wait. Love Daddy & Pam
    from: James & Pam Dorrell
    6/24/2011 2:54:40 PM

    Thanks for sharing your journey with us. We already have it saved to our favorites. Great pics! We are so happy Josh is joining the family. Love to you both. Love, Mom
    from: Polly & Randy Johnson
    6/20/2011 9:20:57 PM
  • Michael_Malice
    Michael_Malice Members Posts: 17,415 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    When you are an offensive genius, you get a job in the NFL. When you get a job in the NFL, you lose games. When you lose games, you take a job at Arkansas. When you live in Arkansas, you get bored. When you get bored, you go looking for strange. When you go looking for strange, you find strange. When you find strange, you take it for a ride on your motorcycle. When you take strange for a ride on your motorcycle, she reaches around and grabs your junk. When she grabs your junk, you wreck your motorcycle. When you wreck your motorcycle, you end up at a press conference in a neck brace. Don't end up at a press conference in a neck brace...switch from cable and upgrade to DirecTV.