This Is Every Guy's Dream Girl

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  • texas409
    texas409 Members Posts: 20,854 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Alkindus wrote: »
    yall say yall want a good ? but really yall scared of a good ?

    So, you're saying that you want a good car, but in reality, you are scared of getting a good car? why cause you can't handle that transmission? you only feel comfortable with nagging flat tires? come on son

    yes the old women/objects allusion. ? stil works though doesn't it?

    we;re out here fiending for good chicas, we're scared we have to settle for less damniiiiiiiit

    i get me a nice ride best believe imma ride that hoe til the wheels fall off
  • Shizlansky
    Shizlansky Members Posts: 35,095 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    caddo man wrote: »
    K
    Does anybody else think this ? is stupid?

    Basically you put the best traits of, Never mind ? it.

    Explain yourself

    You might as well put
    Can fly
    Can live underwater
    Can see into the future
    Can teleport.


    Get what I'm saying now?

    Can knit
    referee in the pickup games. I will get all the calls.
    Oh well hold up on that last one. first dude to scream at my wife over a bad call getting mollywopped!

    My homie caddo using words from the great depression

    Mollywhooped Lmao.
  • HafBayked
    HafBayked Members Posts: 16,248 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited April 2012
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    ? no
    This is every girls dream man:

    1) Smart
    2) Funny
    3) Making a substantial LEGAL income
    4) Caring
    5) Faithful
    6) Doesn't smoke/drink/gamble/post up in the strip club
    7) Watches minimal porn, that includes pictures.
    8) Great with kids
    9) Does laundry and helps around the house
    10) Can talk to you about more than the latest sports stats or mixtapes.
    11) Listens to RnB

    Anybody fit the bill?

    those 3 will never happen at the same time.....a CEO that doesnt pleasure himself in any way at all and he does laundry???? fuckouttahea!
  • NYCeeCee
    NYCeeCee Members Posts: 1,691 ✭✭✭✭
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    Kat, don't forget looks like Idris Elba w/ Denzel swag and has a perfect ? that works ALL the time....even when ? , tired and under pressure. LOL
  • Young_Chitlin
    Young_Chitlin Members Posts: 23,852 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    This is every girls dream man:

    1) Smart
    2) Funny
    3) Making a substantial LEGAL income
    4) Caring
    5) Faithful
    6) Doesn't smoke/drink/gamble/post up in the strip club
    7) Watches minimal porn, that includes pictures.
    8) Great with kids
    9) Does laundry and helps around the house
    10) Can talk to you about more than the latest sports stats or mixtapes.
    11) Listens to RnB

    Anybody fit the bill?

    How do you define substantial- 5,6 figures?
  • haute
    haute Members Posts: 11,581 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    This is every girls dream man:

    1) Smart
    2) Funny
    3) Making a substantial LEGAL income
    4) Caring
    5) Faithful
    6) Doesn't smoke/drink/gamble/post up in the strip club
    7) Watches minimal porn, that includes pictures.
    8) Great with kids
    9) Does laundry and helps around the house
    10) Can talk to you about more than the latest sports stats or mixtapes.
    11) Listens to RnB

    Anybody fit the bill?

    I'm good with everything except 6&8


    I'm indifferent about strip clubs and I hate kids



  • haute
    haute Members Posts: 11,581 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    If we're talking our dream/ideal mate


    It's 7-8 figures


  • bdbdbd
    bdbdbd Members Posts: 3,168 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    HAF BAYKED wrote: »
    that ? dont exist......

    and honestly im not ready to be the dude i gotta be to even keep that kind of woman

    disagree with first agree with second.....met my idea of a perfect female, soon realised i wasnt man enough to be in a relationship with a woman like that. now all females that arent her disgust me in one way or another and get treated like so. its not their fault, but once you have met perfection everything else fails in comparison, hence the reason i am trying to live a celibate/lone-wolf-like life, so as to not hurt these ladies who know not of the evilness that dwells within me
  • The Prodigalson
    The Prodigalson Members, Writer Posts: 8,715 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited April 2012
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    This is every girls dream man:

    1) Smart
    2) Funny
    3) Making a substantial LEGAL income
    4) Caring
    5) Faithful
    6) Doesn't smoke/drink/gamble/post up in the strip club
    7) Watches minimal porn, that includes pictures.
    8) Great with kids
    9) Does laundry and helps around the house
    10) Can talk to you about more than the latest sports stats or mixtapes.
    11) Listens to RnB

    Anybody fit the bill?

    Let be realistic here. A brotha got to have his beer and Henny yo.
  • Shizlansky
    Shizlansky Members Posts: 35,095 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    You can take off 4,5, and 6.

    Them traits is mandatory.

    Especially 6.
  • HafBayked
    HafBayked Members Posts: 16,248 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    bdbdbd wrote: »
    disagree with first agree with second.....met my idea of a perfect female, soon realised i wasnt man enough to be in a relationship with a woman like that. now all females that arent her disgust me in one way or another and get treated like so. its not their fault, but once you have met perfection everything else fails in comparison, hence the reason i am trying to live a celibate/lone-wolf-like life, so as to not hurt these ladies who know not of the evilness that dwells within me

    *salutes*
  • bdbdbd
    bdbdbd Members Posts: 3,168 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    pales in comparison..just saying.

    sacrificed a goat in your honour for that.
    though what i said still makes sense...ill let you keep the goat though
  • The Prodigalson
    The Prodigalson Members, Writer Posts: 8,715 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    This is every girls dream man:

    1) Smart
    2) Funny
    3) Making a substantial LEGAL income
    4) Caring
    5) Faithful
    6) Doesn't smoke/drink/gamble/post up in the strip club
    7) Watches minimal porn, that includes pictures.
    8) Great with kids
    9) Does laundry and helps around the house
    10) Can talk to you about more than the latest sports stats or mixtapes.
    11) Listens to RnB

    Anybody fit the bill?

    Let be realistic here. A brotha got to have his beer and Henny yo.

    Oh so now we wanna get realistic huh? lol

    Hey I did strike the alcohol off the other list too. LOL
  • FroHawke
    FroHawke Members Posts: 1,114 ✭✭✭
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    This is every girls dream man:

    1) Smart
    2) Funny
    3) Making a substantial LEGAL income
    4) Caring
    5) Faithful
    6) Doesn't smoke/drink/gamble/post up in the strip club
    7) Watches minimal porn, that includes pictures.
    8) Great with kids
    9) Does laundry and helps around the house
    10) Can talk to you about more than the latest sports stats or mixtapes.
    11) Listens to RnB

    Anybody fit the bill?


    Everything but the 'substantial' income part. But I'm 22, I have time, right?
  • gorilla
    gorilla Members Posts: 1,889 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    *Reads list
    *Realizes my woman meets every item plus a few others (she plays madden son)
    *Runs to get flowers and an I ? love you card
  • Alkindus
    Alkindus Members Posts: 1,677 ✭✭✭
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    gorilla wrote: »
    *Reads list
    *Realizes my woman meets every item plus a few others (she plays madden son)
    *Runs to get flowers and an I ? love you card

    LMAO congrats bro
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  • Dupac
    Dupac Members, Writer Posts: 68,365 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    i drinks and loves the porn ya heard me....
  • it's me bi***es
    it's me bi***es Members Posts: 1,413 ✭✭✭
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    This is every girls dream man:

    1) Smart
    2) Funny
    3) Making a substantial LEGAL income4) Caring
    5) Faithful
    6) Doesn't smoke/drink/gamble/post up in the strip club
    7) Watches minimal porn, that includes pictures.
    8) Great with kids
    9) Does laundry and helps around the house
    10) Can talk to you about more than the latest sports stats or mixtapes.
    11) Listens to RnB

    Anybody fit the bill?


    I FIT THAT ? EXCEPT FOR 3 OR 6, AND 5 DEPENDS ON THE FEMALE! BUT MY QUESTION IS WHO CARES HOW HE MAKES HIS MONEY AS LONG AS UR TAKEN CARE OF!

  • NYCeeCee
    NYCeeCee Members Posts: 1,691 ✭✭✭✭
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    ^^ Some women want their man to stay out of jail and/or not be a moving target.
  • Will Munny
    Will Munny Members Posts: 30,199 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    I acgree with TS. I don't really like girls who drink a whole lot but I drink so I can't judge. For some reason I just can't really trust those wild party girls. Smoking is disgusting too.
  • gorilla
    gorilla Members Posts: 1,889 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Alkindus wrote: »
    gorilla wrote: »
    *Reads list
    *Realizes my woman meets every item plus a few others (she plays madden son)
    *Runs to get flowers and an I ? love you card

    LMAO congrats bro
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    thx bruh
  • haute
    haute Members Posts: 11,581 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Um well

    1. I can take care of myself

    2. So if he bringing that extra cash we can do fun things like travel the world......


    And let me add I'm not asking for something Im not doing myself (stocks, bonds, salary, ira's, and property) put me in 6 six figures range
  • gorilla
    gorilla Members Posts: 1,889 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    This is every girls dream man:

    1) Smart
    2) Funny
    3) Making a substantial LEGAL income
    4) Caring
    5) Faithful
    6) Doesn't smoke/drink/gamble/post up in the strip club
    7) Watches minimal porn, that includes pictures.
    8) Great with kids
    9) Does laundry and helps around the house
    10) Can talk to you about more than the latest sports stats or mixtapes.
    11) Listens to RnB

    Anybody fit the bill?


    I fit that and then some, except 6, I do drink, but moderately
  • Will Munny
    Will Munny Members Posts: 30,199 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    I'm so thirsty mine be like

    1. Be nice.
    2. Don't be fat.

    but unfortunately thats a very hard girl to find these days.
  • NYCeeCee
    NYCeeCee Members Posts: 1,691 ✭✭✭✭
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    LMAO @Will . You need to change your surroundings.