This Is Every Guy's Dream Girl

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  • fiat_money
    fiat_money Members Posts: 16,654 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    I will not mention looks because some of you like thick... well fat chicks but these are qualities we want (which some of us have come across) and even women might agree with this list for men. You can also tell which ones of these are hard to come across which could be obvious.

    1.Can drive
    2.Can cook (even a little bit or try)
    3.No kids
    4.Have a job, career or going to school
    5.Sense of humor
    6.Good hygiene
    7.Either reads books or knows what's going on in the world
    8.Needs to know how to manage money well, good credit score
    9.Open minded to try new ? like foods, places, music, movies, etc
    10.Honest, knows when to speak up, to talk about a problem,
    11.Don't talk too much or tell people about ya'll business (even positive stuff depending on what it is)
    12.Don't smoke (my preference, I'll put it out there....most females I knew who smoked are losers and ? , real ? )
    13.Don't drink at all or does it occasionally/socially
    14.Not a clubber, goes like every blue moon
    15.Not too many tats, 0-3 for me
    16.Supportive in every way
    17.Not indecisive and gives suggestions
    18.Uses logic, takes criticism, not scared to correct me when I'm wrong

    Nah, you just described a C-level ? ; a ? that meets only the basic requirements, the bare-minimum.
  • Will Munny
    Will Munny Members Posts: 30,199 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    NYCeeCee wrote: »
    LMAO @Will . You need to change your surroundings.

    The city I live in is tied for the lowest income per capita in the state and has the highest unemployment rate in the state of MN. Its hard out here for a ? .
  • it's me bi***es
    it's me bi***es Members Posts: 1,413 ✭✭✭
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    @NYCEECEE & KAT- YEA BUT REMEBER #1 REQUIRMENT IS "SMART" SO IF UR SMART U WONT GET BUSTED! IM LIVING PROOF OF THIS.... SO ONCE AGAIN IF UR BEING TAKEN CARE OF AND UR MAN IS SMART WHO CARES HOW HE MAKES HIS MONEY! RIGHT OR WRONG?
  • lamontbdc
    lamontbdc Members Posts: 18,824 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    i can't date a chic that doesn't drink at all
  • haute
    haute Members Posts: 11,581 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Lmao


    Who would ever want a criminal as a partner


    Ducking from the popo is not the good life bruh



    Unless its white collar crime(they don't get jail time like that and they can still work in their field if they do)
  • it's me bi***es
    it's me bi***es Members Posts: 1,413 ✭✭✭
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    Wrong.

    And you better find some wood to knock on...


    MY GIRL WOULD BEG TO DIFFER! REMEBER "SMART" IS THE KEY WORD SO THERES A DOUBLE STANDARD TO UR LIST...

  • John_Blazini
    John_Blazini Members Posts: 14,837 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    My dream girl can have a kid. I like kids but if she got more then one prob wont work.
  • it's me bi***es
    it's me bi***es Members Posts: 1,413 ✭✭✭
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    haute wrote: »
    Lmao


    Who would ever want a criminal as a partner


    Ducking from the popo is not the good life bruh



    Unless its white collar crime(they don't get jail time like that and they can still work in their field if they do)

    I AINT GONA PUT MY BIZ OUT THERE BUT I DONT DUCK AND I DONT HIDE! NEVER HAVE NEVER WILL! THE MOTTO IN OUR FAMILY IS " WORK SMART NOT HARD" ENOUGH SAID...
  • -Vincenzo-
    -Vincenzo- Members Posts: 3,374 ✭✭✭✭
    edited April 2012
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    I will not mention looks because some of you like thick... well fat chicks but these are qualities we want (which some of us have come across) and even women might agree with this list for men. You can also tell which ones of these are hard to come across which could be obvious.

    1.Can drive
    2.Can cook (even a little bit or try)
    3.No kids
    4.Have a job, career or going to school
    5.Sense of humor
    6.Good hygiene
    7.Either reads books or knows what's going on in the world
    8.Needs to know how to manage money well, good credit score
    9.Open minded to try new ? like foods, places, music, movies, etc
    10.Honest, knows when to speak up, to talk about a problem,
    11.Don't talk too much or tell people about ya'll business (even positive stuff depending on what it is)
    12.Don't smoke (my preference, I'll put it out there....most females I knew who smoked are losers and ? , real ? )
    13.Don't drink at all or does it occasionally/socially
    14.Not a clubber, goes like every blue moon
    15.Not too many tats, 0-3 for me
    16.Supportive in every way
    17.Not indecisive and gives suggestions
    18.Uses logic, takes criticism, not scared to correct me when I'm wrong

    idgaf about 1. can drive, 9.Open minded to try new ? like foods, places, music, movies, etc, nothing against it tho

    i would add no (reformed) ? but im pretty confident that a girl like is per definition no ? because a lot of these things contradict underlying reasons or obvious symptons of slutting

    list is really bang on for the most
    This is every girls dream man:

    1) Smart
    2) Funny
    3) Making a substantial LEGAL income
    4) Caring
    5) Faithful
    6) Doesn't smoke/drink/gamble/post up in the strip club
    7) Watches minimal porn, that includes pictures.
    8) Great with kids
    9) Does laundry and helps around the house
    10) Can talk to you about more than the latest sports stats or mixtapes.
    11) Listens to RnB

    Anybody fit the bill?

    ? off with number 9, ? i look like...

    i got all of that 100% besides 9 so where is my girl that has everything from the other list?
    and what do you mean by caring? maybe i have to cross out that one too depending on the definition of "caring" lol
  • Alkindus
    Alkindus Members Posts: 1,677 ✭✭✭
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    haute wrote: »
    Lmao


    Who would ever want a criminal as a partner


    Ducking from the popo is not the good life bruh



    Unless its white collar crime(they don't get jail time like that and they can still work in their field if they do)

    So your not jumping on the plane with a bro who gained financial independence robbing Goldman Sachs?

    no questions asked in La France
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  • SlickestR
    SlickestR Members Posts: 2,787 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    well we can all dream right, there's no problem with that...

    now lets get back to reality and see a ? like that is like a diamond in the rough...

  • haute
    haute Members Posts: 11,581 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited April 2012
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    ? if your doing dirt you probably will catch a case

    wether you hide or not


    work hard or work lazy


    cops are looking for your illegal black ass

    and will catch you
  • Meet The Sniper
    Meet The Sniper Members Posts: 7,484 ✭✭✭
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    Where is the fat ass
  • Alkindus
    Alkindus Members Posts: 1,677 ✭✭✭
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    double nationality ftw

    won't and cannot pick you up once in

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VbXNmIvWa1c
  • usmarin3
    usmarin3 Members Posts: 38,013 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    MOST IMPORTANT QUALITY..................

    knows when to shut the ? up
  • Meet The Sniper
    Meet The Sniper Members Posts: 7,484 ✭✭✭
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    usmarin3 wrote: »
    MOST IMPORTANT QUALITY..................

    knows when to shut the ? up

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  • DaBull
    DaBull Members Posts: 9,261 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    And disease/STD free.

    Don't be greedy now lol
  • it's me bi***es
    it's me bi***es Members Posts: 1,413 ✭✭✭
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    @KAT- I GUESS IN UR WORLD I AINT "THE PERFECT MAN" BUT IN THE REAL WORLD IM GOOD....


    @HAUTE- LOL! NOT EVERYONE CATCHES A CASE! THERES MANY PEOPLE THAT LIVE "THE GOOD LIFE" WITHOUT DOING WHAT SOCIETY SAYS U HAVE TO DO OR BE! DONT B GULLIBLE! ONLY STUPID PEOPLE GET CAUGHT, AND I AINT BLACK...
  • Mood Indigo
    Mood Indigo Members Posts: 2,127
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    Jamel is definitely not a dream guy. :p
  • Recaptimus_Prime360
    Recaptimus_Prime360 Members Posts: 64,801 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    *starts singing "Have You Seen Her"*

    That's my perfect woman
  • Bloo Q
    Bloo Q Members Posts: 377
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    my girl has all that but she has 7 tats and she is highly emotional

    i keep tellin her she would be perfect if she wasnt such a hot head

    "She" also has a ? , so "she" doesn't really count.
  • Recaptimus_Prime360
    Recaptimus_Prime360 Members Posts: 64,801 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    @Bloo...Shots fired. Lol
  • Gnawledgeable
    Gnawledgeable Members Posts: 1,768 ✭✭✭
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    This is every girls dream man:

    1) Smart
    2) Funny
    3) Making a substantial LEGAL income
    4) Caring
    5) Faithful
    6) Doesn't smoke/drink/gamble/post up in the strip club
    7) Watches minimal porn, that includes pictures.
    8) Great with kids
    9) Does laundry and helps around the house
    10) Can talk to you about more than the latest sports stats or mixtapes.
    11) Listens to RnB

    Anybody fit the bill?

    No BS Kat but I'am all of this but for #8, I'll be uncomfortable helping raise a child that's not mine.
  • birdcallaveli
    birdcallaveli Members Posts: 6,508 ✭✭✭✭
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    lmao at number 1. women cant drive and any woman who tells you she can is a ? damn liar.
  • earth two superman
    earth two superman Members Posts: 17,149 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    what about 19, she has to be a succulent ? , am i right fellas!?!?!?

    what in the ? ? hell no