ladies and gents: stories of stinky ? .
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One time I went to a strip club in the hood.............
Shorty was bent-over so I decided to.........
Stick my right index finger in some ? .........
Smelled my finger and almost passed-out............
That stench was on my finger for about a week.............
Couldn't wash it away......
Don't quite know how to describe it....... diseased budussy & landfill residue maybe..........
Went to the clinic to get a shot just in case any of that ? seeped through my finger...............
man 11 years ago I got a table dance from this hood rat lace head (smokes weed with coke) and a disco grill( one gold toofis in her mouf) she was 6 ft away from me and I could smell her. she smelled like a rotten tooth. no woman should smell like that. -
yuck. If nothing else this and that gonorrhea thread are helping me stay celibate. This summer just might be my first pussyless summer yall.
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DAM.. HER BELLY BUTTON SMELLED LIKE ? ... WTF!
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worst ? i ever smelled off a woman, filled up a theater, got stuck in my clothes and in my skin. Had to throw away the outfit I was wearing and it took about a week for my skin to fully repel the smell off me.
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LOL, nasty ass ? up in here.
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Lol..this nga said he still hit raw Lol smh...
mayne my patna threw a surprise bachelor party for a patna of ours...small studio apartment we had it in and we get there before my patna....dude had 3 strippers...mayne if that apartment didn't smell like sour fish smh...? was good and funky in that ? ..them hoes was like "why yall aint tippin/doin nothin" lol... ? was terrible...so my nga..the one who the ? was for...came in that ? was like.."Yall hoes smell like a thousand ? " smh...them hoes ended up leaving mad..... -
I'm tripping off the fact that nobody caught the fact he said he stuck his finger in old girls belly button then smelled it. As the Rock would say 'You sick FREAK!'
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My roomate in college had a girl over in our room for the 1st time. We stayed in a suite, so while he was in the room with the door closed im in the living room.
So ffwd 2 hours...he comes out with ol girl to walk her to her car. Im tryin my damndest to act normal: 'Bye Vanessaaaa" Lol I look at him and he had a kinda sad face tho Lol 'Thats weird' I said to myself...
So i go back into the room and
Tilapia...Cape Cod...Halibit...Whiting...Ass...helium ballons...i mean ? it smelled.
Plus the windows n door was closed for 2 hours, jeez it was an incubator of bad ? . -
she had bbq sauce in her bellybutton
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Only ran into rancid ? once when I was a youngin'. I was ? this chick and after a while, I noticed her ? stunk. I was still gone smash cuz she was fine as ? lol, till she took my fingers out the ? , looked me dead in my eyes and started licking ans sucking the juices off my fingers
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Aight, so I'm diggin out this big girl....now I before I got hitched I ain't mind a cute face big girl, the ones thats pretty as hell and you wish you could just tie they ass to a treadmill for bout a week straight. Now normally, the big girls I messed with took extra care of themselves, but this one, man cot damn she offended the hell outta me. I know them thighs be rubbin an ? but damn, get yo ass in the shower and squash squash that ? . I refused to hit that and cut her loose. Can't mess with an unclean broad
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like the first time i ? stinky ? is the first time i got an std and the first time i started using alcohol. so i was with this ? and she is my girl. so im in tenth grade and im about to ? so i cant get hard so i ? with out the rubber. now mind you this ? is funky why im ? but ? dont come around like that so im ? bust my nut and im like damn i smell bass on my ? so i go to the bathroom scared cause my ? stank. so i looked in the cabinet and seen the alcohol and its been ? burning history since. n/h
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this topic is pure funky. I take good care of my body inside and out.. I'm kinda of a health nut. I don't diet but I want to be healthy.. It's hard enough staying alive, so I don't want to be sick or funky!
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Went down a bish once and got a piece if toilet paper in my mouth. Worse part is I didn't stop.
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a stinky belly navel.. damn.. I'm glad I'm not a smelly person. I would hate to stink.Lamilton3000 wrote: »well you put your finger in her belly button and not her ? that was her belly button which is a weird place to touch a woman. is that an erogenous zone? back to the subject the belly button which used to be the embilical chord was not only used to feed the embryo but was also used to expel waste. so now even to this day a little ? get's pushed out through the belly button in the form of lint. in other words that girl had bad hygene and should have had the good sense to wash her navel. if her belly button was bad I would hate to smell her snatch.
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Real Lady2 wrote: »
a stinky belly navel.. damn.. I'm glad I'm not a smelly person. I would hate to stink.Lamilton3000 wrote: »well you put your finger in her belly button and not her ? that was her belly button which is a weird place to touch a woman. is that an erogenous zone? back to the subject the belly button which used to be the embilical chord was not only used to feed the embryo but was also used to expel waste. so now even to this day a little ? get's pushed out through the belly button in the form of lint. in other words that girl had bad hygene and should have had the good sense to wash her navel. if her belly button was bad I would hate to smell her snatch.
I knew someone as real and beautiful as you would never be out here stankin. even though I had heard rumors saying different. I just assumed Nas was still fueling bs trying to throw dirt on your name. -
Real Lady2 wrote: »this topic is pure funky. I take good care of my body inside and out.. I'm kinda of a health nut. I don't diet but I want to be healthy.. It's hard enough staying alive, so I don't want to be sick or funky!
Come on real lady.......
Let's be real......
That ? aint never been stankey?.?.?.?.?.?
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Got 2, will post when I'm home.
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i got another one. i was ? this old girl friend and her ? smelled like straight death. one time the ? used the bathroom and i came in after her and it smelled like dead rat. i was like well i better get my nose plugs before i hit this. lol. and you already know a ? had that alcohol right beside the bed.
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IamtheVILLE wrote: »i got another one. i was ? this old girl friend and her ? smelled like straight death. one time the ? used the bathroom and i came in after her and it smelled like dead rat. i was like well i better get my nose plugs before i hit this. lol. and you already know a ? had that alcohol right beside the bed.
I think you're giving these hoes stds, that's a lot of funky cooch for one man.
And why do you think alcohol is going to stop microorganisms from traveling up your urethra? -
The ? ? smelt like sea world
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i ? this ? one time when the funk was coming thru her pants i tried to play it off but i was one time when my ? said hell to da no. lol. n/h. i couldnt get hard for ? . had a ? eyes watering like i was cutting onions. lol great times
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