Stereotypes:Pickup Basketball
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The "this ain't even my ? , I bet you won't put on some cleats/grab a bat/put on some gloves" guy
The "I'm sorry as ? but I stacked my team, so Ima talk ? even though I'm only takin 1.5 shots per game" guy
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The pretty boy always putting on Carmex... Wiping his shoes in between breaks in the game. Don't scratch that ? he stop the game and run to the mirror to check his face..
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The "this ain't even my ? , I bet you won't put on some cleats/grab a bat/put on some gloves" guy
The "I'm sorry as ? but I stacked my team, so Ima talk ? even though I'm only takin 1.5 shots per game" guy
Lol.. hate that guy foh you out here ballin all the time
The 30ft 3pter guy.. there is this big headed ass kid that shoots from 30 and airballs it routinely hell shot 3 to 4 airballs a game.. and we dont even plays 2's
and this is the same ? thats the "What kind of bs call is that guy" when hes 20 ft away and behind the person who supposedly stepped out of bounds
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the "yo, I'm out, my INSERT BODY PART hurts" guy
the game be like 5 minutes old before some kat starts complaining about knee and finger issues and drops out, causing you to have to find someone to replace him or drop someone from the other team just to continue the game
the "always running off the court to check cell phone" guy
n!gga be sliding to the sideline and checking his phone in mid play, or might even return a call if he missed one
I hate the "BLACK HOLE"
the n!ggas be shooting from the 3-pt line from the other side of the court just to test his range during the game. he gives not a single fnck about trying to win, just his own ? . then get mad when you walk off the court, not wanting to play with his selfish ass. if he wanted to test his range, find a ball, an empty basket and play by yourself.
the "bleeder"
Ever play with a dude who always bleeds from the hands and fingers, or got mad scrapes and scars on his legs, arms, and hands that bleed?
the "immovable object" guy
that guy who's short, wide, weighs 300+, and built like a pile of cinderblocks that camps out in the lane. He won't move anywhere else on the court, just sits there waiting for someone to drive, so he can either:
a. on offense, demand the ball, dribble with his head down, and try a pump fake, up and under scoop shot, or skyhook
b. put his hands up as a way of playing defense without having to move, causing you to basically run into a brickwall because he's not moving
c. hack the ? out of you
the "funky" guy
Ever play against a dude who smells so bad, you hate having to defend him? And if you body him up, you itch afterwards or you get his smell on you, and you have to burn your clothes or one shower isn't enough to get his smell off of you...
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Of course none of y'all fit these profiles.
The "I just win, it may not always look spectacular" guy a.k.a. Me.
I DGAF if you shake me out of my shoes once or twice and the "ooohh and aaaahhh" guys go crazy ...esp. if you don't capitalize. Buckets are all that truly matter. -
Of course none of y'all fit these profiles.
The "I just win, it may not always look spectacular" guy a.k.a. Me.
I DGAF if you shake me out of my shoes once or twice and the "ooohh and aaaahhh" guys go crazy ...esp. if you don't capitalize. Buckets are all that truly matter.
Dats me da awkward yet effective guy lls -
the ? that always want the ball on the break thinking he going to do some spectacular ? .
"? look up I was on the break. I was about to hit that ? with the jamal crawford"
The ? I hate the most is the ? that clap for the ball.
I turn into Pinky from friday if a ? constantly do that ? .
"clap another ? time and this ? is over. and I ain't playing ? !" -
Yo I haaaaaaate the "Tall ? that shoot 3's", the "Always callin a foul ? " and the 'Player coach"...
? them ? , B... -
lol @ "my fault" guy. smh. i be like, "yea ? ! i kno its ur bad! ? ! and play ball!"
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that super old head ? that think he still got it...
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I'm 6'5 and'll pull up for a 3 in a minute. I'D BE A SG IN THE NBA DAMMIT!!!
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I wish I remembered the poster who said "I always ride around with a ball, shorts, and shoes in the trunk cause you never know when a game is gonna break out." One of the blackest things I've ever read on this site
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I wish I remembered the poster who said "I always ride around with a ball, shorts, and shoes in the trunk cause you never know when a game is gonna break out." One of the blackest things I've ever read on this site
Lol I have a ball, shoes, and shorts in the trunk of both of my vehicles.
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I wish I remembered the poster who said "I always ride around with a ball, shorts, and shoes in the trunk cause you never know when a game is gonna break out." One of the blackest things I've ever read on this site
Lol I have a ball, shoes, and shorts in the trunk of both of my vehicles.
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my ? tim the player coach. Ax know all about that ? lol
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Well I do have my golf clubs and shoes in my ? , so I can't say much.
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my ? tim the player coach. Ax know all about that ? lol
he was lls but he wasnt da yellin "COME ON MAKE DAT CUT MAKE DAT LAYUP" type of player coach i was glad he had me playin in da post tho -
There's always the dude who practically quits when something doesn't go his way ? it up for everyone else
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I wish I remembered the poster who said "I always ride around with a ball, shorts, and shoes in the trunk cause you never know when a game is gonna break out." One of the blackest things I've ever read on this site
I heard that's why black dudes always wear gym shorts under their jeans. Pretty sure I heard it on this site too, lol. -
TwentyFive.Lighters wrote: »I wish I remembered the poster who said "I always ride around with a ball, shorts, and shoes in the trunk cause you never know when a game is gonna break out." One of the blackest things I've ever read on this site
I heard that's why black dudes always wear gym shorts under their jeans. Pretty sure I heard it on this site too, lol.
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? who still be trying to do And 1 moves but can't shoot.......word to Hot Sauce
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banana swirl!!!!
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props for this thread.
when saw the title i didnt think it would be bout ? . but some solid jokes in this muthafucka lol -
T. Sanford wrote: »? who still be trying to do And 1 moves but can't shoot.......word to Hot Sauce
Yeah I'm the opposite of that . I can shoot all day but I better be wide open cause creating my own shot is not an option
