The Walk of Shame...
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Bye Felicia wrote: »obnoxiouslyfresh wrote: »I think the worst part is just having on the same clothing as the night before and not wanting to be seen. I'd be missing an earring, an eyelash, with slightly matted hair. Those were always the worst. I got hip and just started keeping an overnight bag in my trunk, or just borrowing a sweatshirt from the bootycaller, which always made me feel more comfortable.
Ah, the Hoe Bag.
What is/was in yalls hoe bag?
I def kept a pair of sweatpants, a sports bra, tube socks, and deebos on deck.
Everything needed to take a hoe bath... Washcloth, travel sized body wash, and a small towel to dry off. Extra pair of pannies, and some deodorant. -
playmaker88 wrote: »@Kat was ? Odiesel
Man no.
But for real, he showed me some pics of a hookup he had with another IC female at the time and he was definitely into some different ? .
@sky Weren't you like 14 ten years ago? His screenname was Jon Edwards.
I've seen you tell this story before but never mention the name. I remember that posters name -
Box hood dena ?
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Elzo69Revolutions wrote: »Lol ? ......if a man respects you he ll walk u out and to ur car
Ain't nobody got time for dat!
Plus I was trying to be like the white women in the movies & steal away in the middle of the night....leaving him satisfied yet mystified....
#FAIL
But he did invite me back in for breakfast & blunts & ? . -
Bye Felicia wrote: »obnoxiouslyfresh wrote: »I think the worst part is just having on the same clothing as the night before and not wanting to be seen. I'd be missing an earring, an eyelash, with slightly matted hair. Those were always the worst. I got hip and just started keeping an overnight bag in my trunk, or just borrowing a sweatshirt from the bootycaller, which always made me feel more comfortable.
Ah, the Hoe Bag.
What is/was in yalls hoe bag?
I def kept a pair of sweatpants, a sports bra, tube socks, and deebos on deck.
Everything needed to take a hoe bath... Washcloth, travel sized body wash, and a small towel to dry off. Extra pair of pannies, and some deodorant.
I also kept babywipes in mine and makeup remover towelettes -
Wasn't Odiesel a ? ?
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I was Lurking here as a teen like 6 years ago...back when Cali was the talk of the IC town .
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I had this ? tell me " You make me feel like the movie "Pretty Woman" I said "your time is up, you gotta go now" I didn't want her to get too comfortable, lol.
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Don't forget rubbers of assorted sizes. Nothing kills the mood faster than an unprepared man.
Him: 'I ain't got no rubbers.'
You: 'That's a problem of the personal variety.'
Him: 'Can I go raw?'
You: 'MANE HELL NAWL!"
Him: 'Alright I'm finna run to the store'
10 min later
You: I-) -
Joker Soprano wrote: »Wasn't Odiesel a ? ?
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I kicked a chick out at like 3 am once because she started snoring like a ? ogre... I should have known though... as soon as she walked in the crib she tripped up the stepup in my kitchen
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Joker Soprano wrote: »Wasn't Odiesel a ? ?
The man was....eccentric.... is all I will say. -
Bye Felicia wrote: »Joker Soprano wrote: »Wasn't Odiesel a ? ?
Go on...
Just what I heard -
I snore...
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Pretty boi blazini ain't ? .
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Pretty boi blazini ain't ? .
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Smh...
So snoring ? with your beauty rest, ol pretty ass ? ? Can't even miss a step around him, all his ladies have the grace of a ballerina
@Blazini probably still thinks women don't ? . -
John_Blazini wrote: »
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Bye Felicia wrote: »Smh...
So snoring ? with your beauty rest, ol pretty ass ? ? Can't even miss a step around him, all his ladies have the grace of a ballerina
@Blazini probably still thinks women don't ? .
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Lol
I wish I was a nicer poster. I would've been set on here.
Quiet listener got saved. -
That thread delivers
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Had this lightskin joint over one time. No ass but great ? and a jordan tattoo as her ? stamp.
We ? and she get her nut out from riding me. All of sudden im thinking she getting up to change positions. Nope she straight put her clothes on.
Dub: so....wasup
her: thanks boo
dub: thanks boo, u out just like that?
her: yep, go hit the club with my girls
dub:the ? the club gotta do with my nut?
her: you shouldve came like I did
dub: o_O
Her:talk to you later
never saw her again.
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John_Blazini wrote: »I kicked a chick out at like 3 am once because she started snoring like a ? ogre... I should have known though... as soon as she walked in the crib she tripped up the stepup in my kitchen
I literally have gotten up and left when this happened. One chick didn't even know I left until the next day. Can't deal wit that snorin.