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  • CapitalB
    CapitalB Members Posts: 24,556 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    _DUB_ wrote: »
    Had this lightskin joint over one time. No ass but great ? and a jordan tattoo as her ? stamp.
    We ? and she get her nut out from riding me. All of sudden im thinking she getting up to change positions. Nope she straight put her clothes on.

    Dub: so....wasup
    her: thanks boo
    dub: thanks boo, u out just like that?
    her: yep, go hit the club with my girls
    dub:the ? the club gotta do with my nut?
    her: you shouldve came like I did
    dub: o_O
    Her:talk to you later



    never saw her again.





    ?

    lol iv had somethin similar done.. i got off tho..

    but ? would jus get up and bounce.. id be like damn.. u dont want to cuddle or nothin!!? lol

    not that i wanted to..
    but i was always the one gettin up so that ? would throw me off..
  • Splackavelli
    Splackavelli Members Posts: 18,806 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    oh I was thinking about the version that's done in porno movies when I read that title. it's when a chick walk in public places mall, parks etc. with nut on her face after sucking ? .
  • xxCivicxx
    xxCivicxx Members Posts: 6,927 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Made bad decisions Saturday night. Sunday was a day of shame :(
    Shame aint in my game. I do whatever I want, with pride.

    Some of you ? need to step your esteem game up.

    Normally I feel the exact same way but I was pretty irresponsible with my genitalia this weekend
  • deadeye
    deadeye Members Posts: 22,884 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    xxCivicxx wrote: »
    Made bad decisions Saturday night. Sunday was a day of shame :(
    Shame aint in my game. I do whatever I want, with pride.

    Some of you ? need to step your esteem game up.

    Normally I feel the exact same way but I was pretty irresponsible with my genitalia this weekend

    @xxCivicxx


    Was she fat?


    Did she have any aesthetically pleasing, redeemable physical features?
  • xxCivicxx
    xxCivicxx Members Posts: 6,927 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    deadeye wrote: »
    xxCivicxx wrote: »
    Made bad decisions Saturday night. Sunday was a day of shame :(
    Shame aint in my game. I do whatever I want, with pride.

    Some of you ? need to step your esteem game up.

    Normally I feel the exact same way but I was pretty irresponsible with my genitalia this weekend

    @xxCivicxx


    Was she fat?


    Did she have any aesthetically pleasing, redeemable physical features?

    She was thick but pretty attractive. I was I was just trying to be a wing man for my buddy. I wound up smashing this white chick with A1 mammaries raw(I'm an ass man but for the first time ever I was hypnotized by a set of spectacular ? ). I'm usually a lot more responsible but I was hammered.

    I'm ashamed of myself :(
  • Recaptimus_Prime360
    Recaptimus_Prime360 Members Posts: 64,801 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    _DUB_ wrote: »
    Had this lightskin joint over one time. No ass but great ? and a jordan tattoo as her ? stamp.
    We ? and she get her nut out from riding me. All of sudden im thinking she getting up to change positions. Nope she straight put her clothes on.

    Dub: so....wasup
    her: thanks boo
    dub: thanks boo, u out just like that?
    her: yep, go hit the club with my girls
    dub:the ? the club gotta do with my nut?
    her: you shouldve came like I did
    dub: o_O
    Her:talk to you later



    never saw her again.





    ?



    @ burned my damn soul just reading that. And you know she laughed and talked about yo azzz to her homegirls to.
  • Mr.Forte
    Mr.Forte Members Posts: 2,698 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    darkone360 wrote: »
    _DUB_ wrote: »
    Had this lightskin joint over one time. No ass but great ? and a jordan tattoo as her ? stamp.
    We ? and she get her nut out from riding me. All of sudden im thinking she getting up to change positions. Nope she straight put her clothes on.

    Dub: so....wasup
    her: thanks boo
    dub: thanks boo, u out just like that?
    her: yep, go hit the club with my girls
    dub:the ? the club gotta do with my nut?
    her: you shouldve came like I did
    dub: o_O
    Her:talk to you later



    never saw her again.





    ?



    @ burned my damn soul just reading that. And you know she laughed and talked about yo azzz to her homegirls to.

    I hate when females do that ? . I remember this ? had her boyfriend on speaker phone, he was letting her know how much he appreciated her. She let him know how much she appreciated him by sucking my ? .
  • MsSouthern
    MsSouthern Members, Moderators Posts: 21,791 Regulator
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    Have a similar story to TS ....I was in tears cause I was sooooo lost and had left my phone in my car lol

    One time left the Four Seasons in my Halloween costume ....bad kitty . Missing eyelashes and jacked up wig. Had to walk past his friends room...they had rented the floor for the players. I just wanted to get out of there asap
  • A1000MILES
    A1000MILES Members, Writer Posts: 13,287 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    For the players?...You was gettin tossed by a pro...?
  • Dupac
    Dupac Members, Writer Posts: 68,365 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    this thread was quite entertaining
  • MsSouthern
    MsSouthern Members, Moderators Posts: 21,791 Regulator
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    A1000MILES wrote: »
    For the players?...You was gettin tossed by a pro...?

    Been with 2

    Dated one and just ? the other for a few years
  • Dupac
    Dupac Members, Writer Posts: 68,365 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    imma go ahead and throw the wife on blast right quick.....

    i met her through one of my best friends who's married to her older sister.....

    so whenever she came to see me, she would try to park around the corner...hoping they wouldn't see her car......

    ? didn't work out on multiple occasions.....

    her niece running down the street to hug her, thinking she came to see her.....

    her big sister hitting one of our phones to borrow her car....

    her leaving in the morning, and her niece sitting on th porch waiting for her to come out....

    ? was hilarious
  • konceptjones
    konceptjones Guests, Members, Writer, Content Producer Posts: 13,139 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    had to walk from one end of campus to another after smashing a snow fluffy. I was supposed to be just helping with her programming assignment, so the crew knew where I was going 'cause I was like "yeah, I'll be back down this way in an hour or so, just helpin this bremelo out from my class. Let'? the pool hall after I get back".

    Broad had cold grape 20/20 lying in wait. The ? was a setup and I fell for it.

    I tried to sneak back to my room early as ? , but walked past the cafeteria and got spotted.
  • A1000MILES
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    1. You wanted to ? her...

    2. What's a bremelo...

    3. The two of y'all drank a bottle of grape mad dog...And you got so ? you couldn't stop your ? from goin in her ? ...?
  • deadeye
    deadeye Members Posts: 22,884 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Du_Du wrote: »
    same homeboy who introduced me to my wife, years earlier...used to love putting chicks on blast as they left my house in the morning .....

    ? used to shout ? like

    "yoooooo DDDDDDD, i see you son!!!"

    "yoooo..shorty alright.... but you can do better!!!!"

    ? is terrible


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  • konceptjones
    konceptjones Guests, Members, Writer, Content Producer Posts: 13,139 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    A1000MILES wrote: »
    1. You wanted to ? her...

    negative. 18 year old Koncept wasn't 'bout that fluffy life.
    2. What's a bremelo...

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u2cYAJvJpy0
    3. The two of y'all drank a bottle of grape mad dog...And you got so ? you couldn't stop your ? from goin in her ? ...?

    I asked if she had something to drink, she took a couple of bricks out the fridge like "this is all I got right now". I said, "? it" and took one for myself. Killed that bottle then turned to the other one.

    Next thing I know...
  • THOT PILGRIM
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    had to walk from one end of campus to another after smashing a snow fluffy. I was supposed to be just helping with her programming assignment, so the crew knew where I was going 'cause I was like "yeah, I'll be back down this way in an hour or so, just helpin this bremelo out from my class. Let'? the pool hall after I get back".

    Broad had cold grape 20/20 lying in wait. The ? was a setup and I fell for it.

    I tried to sneak back to my room early as ? , but walked past the cafeteria and got spotted.

    You are pure concentrated ? .
    =D>
  • konceptjones
    konceptjones Guests, Members, Writer, Content Producer Posts: 13,139 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    had to walk from one end of campus to another after smashing a snow fluffy. I was supposed to be just helping with her programming assignment, so the crew knew where I was going 'cause I was like "yeah, I'll be back down this way in an hour or so, just helpin this bremelo out from my class. Let'? the pool hall after I get back".

    Broad had cold grape 20/20 lying in wait. The ? was a setup and I fell for it.

    I tried to sneak back to my room early as ? , but walked past the cafeteria and got spotted.

    You are pure concentrated ? .
    =D>

    I was 18. 20/20, Cisco, Night Train, and Thunderbird was pretty much all I drank back then.

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    ... and the occasional Boones when I was with a chick.
  • deadeye
    deadeye Members Posts: 22,884 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    @Skylar


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    I believe a thread regarding your recent "experience" is in order.
  • THOT PILGRIM
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    deadeye wrote: »
    @Skylar

    I believe a thread regarding your recent "experience" is in order.

    This was back when I was just a young thot.

    Only recent experience I've had is riding my husband like he's on four wheels...

    Try again.
  • MF_Doomerville
    MF_Doomerville Members Posts: 2,287 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    deadeye wrote: »
    @Skylar

    I believe a thread regarding your recent "experience" is in order.

    This was back when I was just a young thot.

    Only recent experience I've had is riding my husband like he's on four wheels...

    Try again.

    Ahhhhh a thottler. I understand.