The Walk of Shame...
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I'm almost certain you nignogs snore and your woman deals
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Had this lightskin joint over one time. No ass but great ? and a jordan tattoo as her ? stamp.
We ? and she get her nut out from riding me. All of sudden im thinking she getting up to change positions. Nope she straight put her clothes on.
Dub: so....wasup
her: thanks boo
dub: thanks boo, u out just like that?
her: yep, go hit the club with my girls
dub:the ? the club gotta do with my nut?
her: you shouldve came like I did
dub: o_O
Her:talk to you later
never saw her again.
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Bye Felicia wrote: »I'm almost certain you nignogs snore and your woman deals
You know I snore baby; -)(Hopes ya husband reads this post) -
Folk tell me I snore...Ion believe em...They usually be haters...
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Bye Felicia wrote: »I'm almost certain you nignogs snore and your woman deals
If you heard how these hefas snored, you'd walk the hell out to. -
Bye Felicia wrote: »I'm almost certain you nignogs snore and your woman deals
An my ex snored like a damn chainsaw. The only time she didn't snore is when she went to sleep ? so I used to get her ? all the time. I know I ain't ? don't have to tell me. -
I had the closest a man can come to a walk of shame recently... two of my exes live literally across the street from each other even though they don't know each other (Brooklyn is far from a small place so that alone was always problematic for me like fate was setting me up for an epic L). Anyway one of them asked me to help her move not too long ago and i stretched the truth to get out of it since I had too much to do that day anyway.
As it turns out I ended up hanging out with the other one the night before and we got ? and hooked up - no big deal... until - We leave the next morning to grab some breakfast all hungover and dizzy and just as I step outside into the freezing cold the first thing i saw was a moving truck and my other ex talking to one of the movers. I instantly sobered up and casually jumped behind a tree and pretended to tie my shoelace for about 3 minutes like a ? until I heard her door close and then I threw on my hood and powerwalked the other chick around the corner.
"why we walking so fast?"
"it's cold and I got mad ? to do today. hurry up!"
Somehow I got away with it but I could tell she knew something fishy was going on. -
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Not exactly a walk of shame, but I was smashing a few thick (borderline fat) chicks in college.
Keep in mind, this was a "few" years back (87-91).....and it wasn't as socially acceptable to be seen or to have a reputation for being with women that size.
I was always paranoid about being seen by anybody I knew whenever I was going to meet up with one of these young ladies.
Kinda got caught a couple of times.....but I played it off by saying that we were just studying for a test or something.
A few people suspected, but never had any definitive proof.
Seems silly now, but those were some of the struggles I went through as a young college student.
'Guess I was ahead of my time because it's nothing to be seen in public with chicks like that now.
Back then it was the perfect situation: I was happy to be ? and they were happy that somebody was interested in them.
So there wasn't any real pressure from them for me to "claim" them or anything.
Harder to get away with that now though since those types are in high demand.
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Done the "Drive Of Shame"
That moment reality slaps you in the face and you realize what kinda sea donkey you done smanged.
Or did something you had no business doin mainly bcuz you don't even know that person well enough to do those kinda things.
Yup. A lot of reflection on the drive back. Smh -
Not exactly a walk of shame, but I was smashing a few thick (borderline fat) chicks in college.I
Keep in mind, this was a "few" years back (87-91).....and it wasn't as socially acceptable to be seen or to have a reputation for being with women that size.
I was always paranoid about being seen by anybody I knew whenever I was going to meet up with one of these young ladies.
Kinda got caught a couple of times.....but I played it off by saying that we were just studying for a test or something.
A few people suspected, but never had any definitive proof.
Seems silly now, but those were some of the struggles I went through as a young college student.
'Guess I was ahead of my time because it's nothing to be seen in public with chicks like that now.
Back then it was the perfect situation: I was happy to be ? and they were happy that somebody was interested in them.
So there wasn't any real pressure from them for me to "claim" them or anything.
Harder to get away with that now though since those types are in high demand.
Semi fat women are some of the biggest freaks bruh. I have a lot of fun with them. Two of them damn near took my soul one night when they tag teamed my ? . They both swallowed, my nut hit the ceiling that night, along with their throat. true Story -
Not exactly a walk of shame, but I was smashing a few thick (borderline fat) chicks in college.I
Keep in mind, this was a "few" years back (87-91).....and it wasn't as socially acceptable to be seen or to have a reputation for being with women that size.
I was always paranoid about being seen by anybody I knew whenever I was going to meet up with one of these young ladies.
Kinda got caught a couple of times.....but I played it off by saying that we were just studying for a test or something.
A few people suspected, but never had any definitive proof.
Seems silly now, but those were some of the struggles I went through as a young college student.
'Guess I was ahead of my time because it's nothing to be seen in public with chicks like that now.
Back then it was the perfect situation: I was happy to be ? and they were happy that somebody was interested in them.
So there wasn't any real pressure from them for me to "claim" them or anything.
Harder to get away with that now though since those types are in high demand.
Semi fat women are some of the biggest freaks bruh. I have a lot of fun with them. Two of them damn near took my soul one night when they tag teamed my ? . They both swallowed, my nut hit the ceiling that night, along with their throat. true Story
Post pics of said scallywags. -
MF_Doomerville wrote: »Not exactly a walk of shame, but I was smashing a few thick (borderline fat) chicks in college.I
Keep in mind, this was a "few" years back (87-91).....and it wasn't as socially acceptable to be seen or to have a reputation for being with women that size.
I was always paranoid about being seen by anybody I knew whenever I was going to meet up with one of these young ladies.
Kinda got caught a couple of times.....but I played it off by saying that we were just studying for a test or something.
A few people suspected, but never had any definitive proof.
Seems silly now, but those were some of the struggles I went through as a young college student.
'Guess I was ahead of my time because it's nothing to be seen in public with chicks like that now.
Back then it was the perfect situation: I was happy to be ? and they were happy that somebody was interested in them.
So there wasn't any real pressure from them for me to "claim" them or anything.
Harder to get away with that now though since those types are in high demand.
Semi fat women are some of the biggest freaks bruh. I have a lot of fun with them. Two of them damn near took my soul one night when they tag teamed my ? . They both swallowed, my nut hit the ceiling that night, along with their throat. true Story
Post pics of said scallywags.
Don't have any brotha. I met the both of them that night. I walked up to them and palmed both of their assses at the same damn time. They gave me a whole lot of rhythm so I gave them my number. They called me around 2:30 am, and that's when it happened. I don't even remember their names, True Story -
Best walk of shames for me was when we used to chop down hoes at Virginia Union university, gittin snuck into the all female dorms, walkin out would have the whole dorm gawkin.
Thats when u ? ya diddy bop right b/c u know your next victim is watchin. Lol Had the baggy sweats, white tee, fitted, and some j's...ahhhh the good ol days -
As a young cat first few time i spent the night at a girls house that snoring ? ? me up.
I can't sleep if that ? all in my ears.Plus when you turn over and look at them with there make-up gone and mouth halfway open and lil drool on there lips
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So this thread is about ? fat butches
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I beat a ? to death with a telephone book
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The funniest ? is when a ? is snoring so u say
"A WAKE UP" n shes like huh n u dont say a word n act like ur asleep...
Annoying ? -
" I like to spoon...no ? "- Allergens aka ? and usual
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Bye Felicia wrote: »...I was walking around in circles for like 15 mins before he called me and was like "You scaring my neighbors walking in circles with your hair all ? up...I've been watching you through the window for the last 10 mins...plus you parked on the other side"
I could see myself doing some similar ? like this to a female, I'd be at the window eating food and everything like I was watching TV.
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Made bad decisions Saturday night. Sunday was a day of shame
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TwentyFive.Lighters wrote: »
"Jump Off" with a "Jump Man"... -
Shame aint in my game. I do whatever I want, with pride.
Some of you ? need to step your esteem game up. -
Or stop doing shameful ? .
