Black Woman Marries HERSELF Cause She Couldn’t Find A Husband By The Time She Turned 40
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VulcanRaven wrote: »The thing that people are forgetting in all of this is that both Barney and Grimace have been missing since around the time of this wedding.
Big ? done killed them and made a dress with their skin
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losthopeinhumanity wrote: »It's so sad how cruel humanity can be. She's doing what she wants to do to make herself happy and haters wanna hate lol. Baby Kat Williams was a genious in saying you need to figure out how to get about 15 or 16 more haters cuz if ppl not talkin boutcha u are irrelevant. Looks like she's a relevant chic. Bet err hatin person on here including the writer barely taking care of themselves and this chic just purchased her own damn wedding lol. I say y'all momma`s should have swallowed all of y'all instead of giving birth to y'all. Haters are useless but motivational for the real people. Go get some business of your own. To all the haters
? you sound like you wash your period panties in the sink at the same time as your dishes. You trifling ass ghetto enigma. Quoting Kat Williams like he was one of the greatest philosophers of modern time or some ? . Like that ? didn't punch somebody in the face in a damn Target on video and try to use the Fat People Go Kart as a get away vehicle. Ol' "Lemme quote a midget crackhead" ass ? ...
I can tell already you've gargled ? smarter than you. U say u do porn so go ahead and ? yourself. You're dead inside anyway. -
losthopeinhumanity wrote: »Baby im slim curvy in all the right places 36-26-41 and very pretty truthfully I took my pic down bcuz u hoes are worthy enough to see me. There are real men and then there are ? dont matter what race color or ethnic background for u to qualify to be a ? . Y'ALL ARE THE WACK BITTER ? WHO NOOOOO FEMALE WANTS LOL YOU ALL HAVE LITTLE ? AND U KNOW IT AND U CAN ONLY PAY FOR ? . THIS IS WHY SHE MARRIED HER DAMN SELF CUZ U ? ARE WHAT FEMALES HAVE TO DEAL W/. Go get an education. Learn how to be articulate and tell ya moms stop ? losers and may she would give birth to ? muthafuckas. Dueces got better ? to do than to check u WACK ASS ? ALL DAY. LOL Y'ALL TRYNA TURN ME INTO A LOSER LIKE Y'ALL. UNLIKE Y'ALL WACK ? IM ABOUT TO GO MAKE MY MONEY WHICH Y'ALL BROKE ? LOL.
? how you gone tell ? to get articulate when you on here typing like you're the president of the bird brain academy?
why is it when ever any man wanna call out the ? you real housewives watching, vapid ass wenches be on, they gotta be broke and have a lil ? ? guess what? the big ? , rich ? can't stand y'all yamp ? either. nobody likes you facebook philosophers.
got a damn saying and phrase for every damn thing, yet didn't have the sense to not become some random bums baby mama or too got damn conceited while you're the size of a buick, like a ? gotta be tyson beckford to holla, ? all the way out of here.
how about you go back to facebook where this ? mess is cosigned by the rest of the lonely bird brigade and your desperate simps, cuz we don't give a ? about your feelings or your tired ass cliches over herelosthopeinhumanity wrote: »Baby im slim curvy in all the right places 36-26-41 and very pretty truthfully I took my pic down bcuz u hoes are worthy enough to see me. There are real men and then there are ? dont matter what race color or ethnic background for u to qualify to be a ? . Y'ALL ARE THE WACK BITTER ? WHO NOOOOO FEMALE WANTS LOL YOU ALL HAVE LITTLE ? AND U KNOW IT AND U CAN ONLY PAY FOR ? . THIS IS WHY SHE MARRIED HER DAMN SELF CUZ U ? ARE WHAT FEMALES HAVE TO DEAL W/. Go get an education. Learn how to be articulate and tell ya moms stop ? losers and may she would give birth to ? muthafuckas. Dueces got better ? to do than to check u WACK ASS ? ALL DAY. LOL Y'ALL TRYNA TURN ME INTO A LOSER LIKE Y'ALL. UNLIKE Y'ALL WACK ? IM ABOUT TO GO MAKE MY MONEY WHICH Y'ALL BROKE ? LOL.
? , the Devil is a lie.
Secondly, yo lying ass ain't went no where. Ya gelatinous ass still here, checking the post in between cars at the drive thru. ? outta here, you are NOT making any kind of ends with the type of vernacular you put on display.
Girl, you and your ilk make me sick to my stomach. Everytime I see one of ya big ? in your too tiny shirts and shoes hanging on by faith, I just wanna spit on ya ass.
Log in.
These new broads gonna learn real quick about our IC ladies when it comes to ? ? . @Kai and @ms.jones came through like
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black caesar wrote: »This whole thing is like a ? Medea movie.
I read she's taking herself to Dubai for her honeymoon.
At least she ain't gunna have any threat of being thrown in jail for displaying public affection or getting caught having sex outside her marriage. -
englishdude wrote: »black caesar wrote: »This whole thing is like a ? Medea movie.
I read she's taking herself to Dubai for her honeymoon.
At least she ain't gunna have any threat of being thrown in jail for displaying public affection or getting caught having sex outside her marriage.
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good hopefully somebody will suicide bomb her fat ass.black caesar wrote: »This whole thing is like a ? Medea movie.
I read she's taking herself to Dubai for her honeymoon.
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englishdude wrote: »black caesar wrote: »This whole thing is like a ? Medea movie.
I read she's taking herself to Dubai for her honeymoon.
At least she ain't gunna have any threat of being thrown in jail for displaying public affection or getting caught having sex outside her marriage.
Now you know damn well she can't fit in the jail.she got to be kept in the courtyard. -
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Let this ? be a lesson to all potential ? and niggettes who wanna be on that summer jam screen. We will ? you up. And if yo friends wanna jump in, they can get ? up too.
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losthopeinhumanity wrote: »It's so sad how cruel humanity can be. She's doing what she wants to do to make herself happy and haters wanna hate lol. Baby Kat Williams was a genious in saying you need to figure out how to get about 15 or 16 more haters cuz if ppl not talkin boutcha u are irrelevant. Looks like she's a relevant chic. Bet err hatin person on here including the writer barely taking care of themselves and this chic just purchased her own damn wedding lol. I say y'all momma`s should have swallowed all of y'all instead of giving birth to y'all. Haters are useless but motivational for the real people. Go get some business of your own. To all the haters
? ? .? how you...? , the Devil is a lie...? shut the ? up..losthopeinhumanity wrote: »It's so sad how cruel humanity can be. She's doing what she wants to do to make herself happy and haters wanna hate lol. Baby Kat Williams was a genious in saying you need to figure out how to get about 15 or 16 more haters cuz if ppl not talkin boutcha u are irrelevant. Looks like she's a relevant chic. Bet err hatin person on here including the writer barely taking care of themselves and this chic just purchased her own damn wedding lol. I say y'all momma`s should have swallowed all of y'all instead of giving birth to y'all. Haters are useless but motivational for the real people. Go get some business of your own. To all the haters
? you sound like...
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After sitting back and analyzing this fuckery I've came to the conclusion that female who married herself is not the problem. The biggest problem in this whole scenario is her family and friends. They're all enablers if none them ? when to that ? her monkey ass would've realized she looks like a ?
cosign and the fact that none of the attendees had a friend they could hook her up with is telling -
losthopeinhumanity wrote: »And ain't nobody defending What she is doing the point was that why does anyone have any negative thing to say about anyone doing what pleases them? Trust and believe yall all have some horrible habits that u enjoy and don't give a damn what no one thinks but when it come to her it's a problem. Yall hypocrites, and haters and I can empathize. Look the word up for all you illiterate ? lol
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After sitting back and analyzing this fuckery I've came to the conclusion that female who married herself is not the problem. The biggest problem in this whole scenario is her family and friends. They're all enablers if none them ? when to that ? her monkey ass would've realized she looks like a ?
Real ? , let this has been my little cousin or something. I would have hurt her feelings all day just by keeping it real with her about herself. ? that "nothing's wrong with you" ? . ? , you have flaws. -
the ic comes through again. but why that ? dress look like she was the female character in the gremlins though? make up and all. someone post that pic
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ibestrokin wrote: »the ic comes through again. but why that ? dress look like she was the female character in the gremlins though? make up and all. someone post that pic
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Recaptimus_Prime360 wrote: »
...UNITED...to slay self-marrying plus sized robeast...
DUN DUN DUNNNN...DUN DUN DUNNNNNN... -
losthopeinhumanity wrote: »It's so sad how cruel humanity can be. She's doing what she wants to do to make herself happy and haters wanna hate lol. Baby Kat Williams was a genious in saying you need to figure out how to get about 15 or 16 more haters cuz if ppl not talkin boutcha u are irrelevant. Looks like she's a relevant chic. Bet err hatin person on here including the writer barely taking care of themselves and this chic just purchased her own damn wedding lol. I say y'all momma`s should have swallowed all of y'all instead of giving birth to y'all. Haters are useless but motivational for the real people. Go get some business of your own. To all the haters
? you sound like you wash your period panties in the sink at the same time as your dishes. You trifling ass ghetto enigma. Quoting Kat Williams like he was one of the greatest philosophers of modern time or some ? . Like that ? didn't punch somebody in the face in a damn Target on video and try to use the Fat People Go Kart as a get away vehicle. Ol' "Lemme quote a midget crackhead" ass ? ...
I can tell already you've gargled ? smarter than you. U say u do porn so go ahead and ? yourself. You're dead inside anyway.
Got DAMN!!! if any post ever called for an LoLEther/Lether button its this one
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losthopeinhumanity wrote: »Baby im slim curvy in all the right places 36-26-41 and very pretty truthfully I took my pic down bcuz u hoes are worthy enough to see me. There are real men and then there are ? dont matter what race color or ethnic background for u to qualify to be a ? . Y'ALL ARE THE WACK BITTER ? WHO NOOOOO FEMALE WANTS LOL YOU ALL HAVE LITTLE ? AND U KNOW IT AND U CAN ONLY PAY FOR ? . THIS IS WHY SHE MARRIED HER DAMN SELF CUZ U ? ARE WHAT FEMALES HAVE TO DEAL W/. Go get an education. Learn how to be articulate and tell ya moms stop ? losers and may she would give birth to ? muthafuckas. Dueces got better ? to do than to check u WACK ASS ? ALL DAY. LOL Y'ALL TRYNA TURN ME INTO A LOSER LIKE Y'ALL. UNLIKE Y'ALL WACK ? IM ABOUT TO GO MAKE MY MONEY WHICH Y'ALL BROKE ? LOL.
Lmao @ slim being the new fat. You tell ? to get an education then proceed to drop "which y'all broke ? ". I could have sworn the word was "with".
You the type of ? to take a selfie of yourself sleeping and claim your man caught you sleeping not realizing there is a ? mirror behind you and ? can see it's you taking the pic.
...Yoooooo...But if the bytch who married herself actually does this...Does it become legitimate??...
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losthopeinhumanity wrote: »It's so sad how cruel humanity can be. She's doing what she wants to do to make herself happy and haters wanna hate lol. Baby Kat Williams was a genious in saying you need to figure out how to get about 15 or 16 more haters cuz if ppl not talkin boutcha u are irrelevant. Looks like she's a relevant chic. Bet err hatin person on here including the writer barely taking care of themselves and this chic just purchased her own damn wedding lol. I say y'all momma`s should have swallowed all of y'all instead of giving birth to y'all. Haters are useless but motivational for the real people. Go get some business of your own. To all the haters
? you sound like you wash your period panties in the sink at the same time as your dishes. You trifling ass ghetto enigma. Quoting Kat Williams like he was one of the greatest philosophers of modern time or some ? . Like that ? didn't punch somebody in the face in a damn Target on video and try to use the Fat People Go Kart as a get away vehicle. Ol' "Lemme quote a midget crackhead" ass ? ...
I can tell already you've gargled ? smarter than you. U say u do porn so go ahead and ? yourself. You're dead inside anyway.
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600 new post and 300k in views. The ? happened in here? She divorced already?
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losthopeinhumanity wrote: »Baby im slim curvy in all the right places 36-26-41 and very pretty truthfully I took my pic down bcuz u hoes are worthy enough to see me. There are real men and then there are ? dont matter what race color or ethnic background for u to qualify to be a ? . Y'ALL ARE THE WACK BITTER ? WHO NOOOOO FEMALE WANTS LOL YOU ALL HAVE LITTLE ? AND U KNOW IT AND U CAN ONLY PAY FOR ? . THIS IS WHY SHE MARRIED HER DAMN SELF CUZ U ? ARE WHAT FEMALES HAVE TO DEAL W/. Go get an education. Learn how to be articulate and tell ya moms stop ? losers and may she would give birth to ? muthafuckas. Dueces got better ? to do than to check u WACK ASS ? ALL DAY. LOL Y'ALL TRYNA TURN ME INTO A LOSER LIKE Y'ALL. UNLIKE Y'ALL WACK ? IM ABOUT TO GO MAKE MY MONEY WHICH Y'ALL BROKE ? LOL.
? how you gone tell ? to get articulate when you on here typing like you're the president of the bird brain academy?
why is it when ever any man wanna call out the ? you real housewives watching, vapid ass wenches be on, they gotta be broke and have a lil ? ? guess what? the big ? , rich ? can't stand y'all yamp ? either. nobody likes you facebook philosophers.
got a damn saying and phrase for every damn thing, yet didn't have the sense to not become some random bums baby mama or too got damn conceited while you're the size of a buick, like a ? gotta be tyson beckford to holla, ? all the way out of here.
how about you go back to facebook where this ? mess is cosigned by the rest of the lonely bird brigade and your desperate simps, cuz we don't give a ? about your feelings or your tired ass cliches over here
I had forgotton why i luh yo lil ass...this why, my Queen.
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losthopeinhumanity wrote: »Baby im slim curvy in all the right places 36-26-41 and very pretty truthfully I took my pic down bcuz u hoes are worthy enough to see me. There are real men and then there are ? dont matter what race color or ethnic background for u to qualify to be a ? . Y'ALL ARE THE WACK BITTER ? WHO NOOOOO FEMALE WANTS LOL YOU ALL HAVE LITTLE ? AND U KNOW IT AND U CAN ONLY PAY FOR ? . THIS IS WHY SHE MARRIED HER DAMN SELF CUZ U ? ARE WHAT FEMALES HAVE TO DEAL W/. Go get an education. Learn how to be articulate and tell ya moms stop ? losers and may she would give birth to ? muthafuckas. Dueces got better ? to do than to check u WACK ASS ? ALL DAY. LOL Y'ALL TRYNA TURN ME INTO A LOSER LIKE Y'ALL. UNLIKE Y'ALL WACK ? IM ABOUT TO GO MAKE MY MONEY WHICH Y'ALL BROKE ? LOL.
? , the Devil is a lie.
Secondly, yo lying ass ain't went no where. Ya gelatinous ass still here, checking the post in between cars at the drive thru. ? outta here, you are NOT making any kind of ends with the type of vernacular you put on display.
Girl, you and your ilk make me sick to my stomach. Everytime I see one of ya big ? in your too tiny shirts and shoes hanging on by faith, I just wanna spit on ya ass.
Log in.
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Let this ? be a lesson to all potential ? and niggettes who wanna be on that summer jam screen. We will ? you up. And if yo friends wanna jump in, they can get ? up too.
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