Black Woman Marries HERSELF Cause She Couldn’t Find A Husband By The Time She Turned 40
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Elzo69Renaissance wrote: »
You ain't gotta @ that ? ? . She lurkin', but without the funny jokes. Oh wait...
u ? went in on here without reading her the rules of the IC for females...we need a proof pic before anything happens -
Lmfaooooo lawd y'all in here delusional AF.
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Elzo69Renaissance wrote: »u ? went in on here without reading her the rules of the IC for females...
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Damn a ? asks for proof pics and the strong black woman who is 34-26-46 or whatever and loves herself gets ghost?
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losthopeinhumanity wrote: »Sorry to disappoint but im not a hoe, not a porno star, im just a legit young woman who has a big heart and and hates people who hate on others for no reason. Yall just evil for no reason. I get it yall just the devil's lil minions. So yall gone hate, yall gone disrespect, yall gone be all yall can be
? , SHUT THE ? UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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ShencotheMC wrote: »On that independent shiiiiitt/
Trade it all for a husband and some kids~Kanye West
Damn Shenco even come out for this. -
.King_MOEbra wrote: »losthopeinhumanity wrote: »Sorry to disappoint but im not a hoe, not a porno star, im just a legit young woman who has a big heart and and hates people who hate on others for no reason. Yall just evil for no reason. I get it yall just the devil's lil minions. So yall gone hate, yall gone disrespect, yall gone be all yall can be
? , SHUT THE ? UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
To far b -
but its like this peep game
I'm a young brotha in the game right
I don't smoke, drink rarely, I workout 3-4 times a wk, I go to school, work, got a decent whip
no record, wash my ass daily, hygienic, and I resemble a young black adonis
been told by ? I got a outgoing personality when I'm more of an introverted type of a ? that rather be the puppet master behind the strings then be the puppet on stage
but I digress
would it really be surprising if I post a pic of me palming a pretty thick ? ? ass like kareem abdul jabar palms that basketball before he goes for that sky hook
well anyone that has game and has constantly shown it
is it surprising when you see a ? consistently pull above average broads on a day-to-day basis
? ? it
is it surprising when you hear about warren buffet closing million dollar deals or Jeff Bozos expanding amazon into the movies and making millions
No its not because thats because they put in the work, and out hustled the next ? and with great work, comes great rewards
now this sloppy blubber ? with seal ? thinks she can just have these unrealistic ass standards and want people to feel sympathetic for her goofy ass with this pointless and idiotic ceremony of "marrying" her fat ass
instead of trying to stand out among the other women
competition exists for all genders, not just men
she prolly the same type of hoe that criticizes black dudes that hook up with other girls from other races and talk about he's a traitor or there ain't no good black dudes
when really this thick rhino shaped ? shouldn't be hating but instead why not look at what the other girl has besides color and try to implement that ? in her life
like oh I don't know, put down the ? fork, and pick up a dumb bell
I actually have had black women who ain't got no man, look at me in disapproval when I go and talk to a latina, or snow bunny
usually snow bunnies
those women make me sick
I respect all the IC females for supporting and contributing to this roast of this delusional woman
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BigBallsNoWorries wrote: »but its like this peep game
I'm a young brotha in the game right
I don't smoke, drink rarely, I workout 3-4 times a wk, I go to school, work, got a decent whip
no record, wash my ass daily, hygienic, and I resemble a young black adonis
been told by ? I got a outgoing personality when I'm more of an introverted type of a ? that rather be the puppet master behind the strings then be the puppet on stage
but I digress
would it really be surprising if I post a pic of me palming a pretty thick ? ? ass like kareem abdul jabar palms that basketball before he goes for that sky hook
well anyone that has game and has constantly shown it
is it surprising when you see a ? consistently pull above average broads on a day-to-day basis
? ? it
is it surprising when you hear about warren buffet closing million dollar deals or Jeff Bozos expanding amazon into the movies and making millions
No its not because thats because they put in the work, and out hustled the next ? and with great work, comes great rewards
now this sloppy blubber ? with seal ? thinks she can just have these unrealistic ass standards and want people to feel sympathetic for her goofy ass with this pointless and idiotic ceremony of "marrying" her fat ass
instead of trying to stand out among the other women
competition exists for all genders, not just men
she prolly the same type of hoe that criticizes black dudes that hook up with other girls from other races and talk about he's a traitor or there ain't no good black dudes
when really this thick rhino shaped ? shouldn't be hating but instead why not look at what the other girl has besides color and try to implement that ? in her life
like oh I don't know, put down the ? fork, and pick up a dumb bell
I actually have had black women who ain't got no man, look at me in disapproval when I go and talk to a latina, or snow bunny
usually snow bunnies
those women make me sick
I respect all the IC females for supporting and contributing to this roast of this delusional woman
? you wear yo daddy tube socks...
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.King_MOEbra wrote: »losthopeinhumanity wrote: »Sorry to disappoint but im not a hoe, not a porno star, im just a legit young woman who has a big heart and and hates people who hate on others for no reason. Yall just evil for no reason. I get it yall just the devil's lil minions. So yall gone hate, yall gone disrespect, yall gone be all yall can be
? , SHUT THE ? UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
To far b
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SMH all them fat ? . Wedding pictures look like a Clumps wedding
this ? gone spend her honeymoon at the Sperm bank -
OMEGA_CONFLICT wrote: »Im bout to ? one of these hoes
shiiiiitttt thats what im trying to do...but these big ? stingy as ? like they have options -
Cruising on these hoes like
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losthopeinhumanity wrote: »Baby im slim curvy in all the right places 36-26-41 and very pretty truthfully I took my pic down bcuz u hoes are worthy enough to see me. There are real men and then there are ? dont matter what race color or ethnic background for u to qualify to be a ? . Y'ALL ARE THE WACK BITTER ? WHO NOOOOO FEMALE WANTS LOL YOU ALL HAVE LITTLE ? AND U KNOW IT AND U CAN ONLY PAY FOR ? . THIS IS WHY SHE MARRIED HER DAMN SELF CUZ U ? ARE WHAT FEMALES HAVE TO DEAL W/. Go get an education. Learn how to be articulate and tell ya moms stop ? losers and may she would give birth to ? muthafuckas. Dueces got better ? to do than to check u WACK ASS ? ALL DAY. LOL Y'ALL TRYNA TURN ME INTO A LOSER LIKE Y'ALL. UNLIKE Y'ALL WACK ? IM ABOUT TO GO MAKE MY MONEY WHICH Y'ALL BROKE ? LOL.
? how you gone tell ? to get articulate when you on here typing like you're the president of the bird brain academy?
why is it when ever any man wanna call out the ? you real housewives watching, vapid ass wenches be on, they gotta be broke and have a lil ? ? guess what? the big ? , rich ? can't stand y'all yamp ? either. nobody likes you facebook philosophers.
got a damn saying and phrase for every damn thing, yet didn't have the sense to not become some random bums baby mama or too got damn conceited while you're the size of a buick, like a ? gotta be tyson beckford to holla, ? all the way out of here.
how about you go back to facebook where this ? mess is cosigned by the rest of the lonely bird brigade and your desperate simps, cuz we don't give a ? about your feelings or your tired ass cliches over here
Girl if you wasn't already married I'd put a ring on it. -
This whole thing is like a ? Medea movie.
I read she's taking herself to Dubai for her honeymoon. -
The ? 's fingers look like sausage links.
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black caesar wrote: »This whole thing is like a ? Medea movie.
I read she's taking herself to Dubai for her honeymoon.
nah, there isn't enough domestic abuse and crossdressing for it to be a Madea movie. The bird logic is on point tho. -
Diary of a tired Fat ?black caesar wrote: »This whole thing is like a ? Medea movie.
I read she's taking herself to Dubai for her honeymoon.
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Over the weekend, news quickly spread of a woman who had staged an elaborate wedding ceremony to marry herself on her 40th birthday. Yes, you read that right. Herself.
Yasmin Eleby, a kindergarten teacher in Houston, hadn’t been in a serious relationship for six years. But the lack of a significant other didn’t stop her from getting hitched and inviting 160 guests to the Houston Museum of African American Culture to witness the occasion. She went all out, buying a ring to mark the occasion—an amethyst-and-diamond eternity band—spending months pouring over each detail of the ceremony and enlisting the help of 10 bridesmaids and three ministers on her big day.
“I would love it if other people—men and women—had enough self-love and self-worth and they wanted to commit themselves to themselves,” says Eleby. “I would say go for it. You cannot be with someone else if you don’t love yourself.”
Some—well, many—called this act crazy. I wondered what motivated Eleby to go this untraditional route. Was this an act of desperation or self-love? And how much did she spend on this? (“I had enough money to pay for what I wanted,” she says.) I tracked her down at home, where she was unwinding after a day’s work. Over the course of the interview, we talked marriage—yes, she still wants a husband; media mayhem—“I am totally shocked how me loving myself is offending somebody else”; and mental health—no, she is not crazy (or bitter).
The Root: I’ve read about a couple of other women who decided to marry themselves. In 2012 there was Nadine Schweigert in North Dakota, and in 2014 Grace Gelder from the United Kingdom did it as well. Were they your inspiration?
Yasmin Eleby: For a few years leading up to my 40th birthday, I’d been joking that if I didn’t have a wedding by 40 that I would just have one myself without a groom. I thought having a wedding ceremony would be a unique way to celebrate my 40th with my family and my friends. And the closer that it got, I realized I had to put up or shut up.
TR: I’ve been reading the reactions to all the stories on you, and a common comment is, “Where were her friends? They didn’t stop her!” When you told your friends—like, “Hey, guys, I’m going to have a wedding and marry myself!”—what did they say?
YE: Some of them didn’t believe me. They thought I was joking, but once I explained to them what it would be about, they were supportive.
TR: When the invites for the ceremony went out to guests, what was their response?
YE: Not very many people knew it was a wedding. It was kind of a surprise. The invitations just said come celebrate my birthday in a unique way. I invited two of my exes. They were both happy for me. They were excited about it once they got there and realized what was happening.
TR: A lot of people have assumed that marrying yourself was an act of desperation. What exactly was the ceremony about for you?
YE: The ceremony is not about me being bitter for not having a man. It wasn’t like, “OK, I’m upset that I’m 40 and don’t have a man.” I wanted to show myself my self-love, my self-worth and my self-respect. It was always about me loving me. When ? sends me my husband, he will come, but until then, I’m OK with it just being with me.
TR: What vows did you take during the ceremony?
YE: The first one was about forgiving myself. We’ve all made mistakes. I had to realize that if I ask for forgiveness, then it’s done. I don’t have to keep dwelling on the past. I can let it go. My second vow was to honor myself as a beautiful, fabulous being, conscious of making decisions for myself and to honor my self-worth. The third vow was love. I made a promise to love myself and to know that the more love I have for myself, the more love I have to share with others.
TR: This all sounds so sweet, but it’s been received in a much different light. What do you think of the reactions to your ceremony?
YE: It has been blown way out of proportion. From the few comments that I’ve read, they’re trying to paint me as crazy or bitter about not having a husband, and that is so not the case. I’m not bitter, I‘m not crazy. I’m just a fun-loving unique individual, and I just wanted to do something special and different.
TR: In hindsight, do you have any regrets about the ceremony?
YE: Not one. -
Judge_Judah wrote: »BigBallsNoWorries wrote: »but its like this peep game
I'm a young brotha in the game right
I don't smoke, drink rarely, I workout 3-4 times a wk, I go to school, work, got a decent whip
no record, wash my ass daily, hygienic, and I resemble a young black adonis
been told by ? I got a outgoing personality when I'm more of an introverted type of a ? that rather be the puppet master behind the strings then be the puppet on stage
but I digress
would it really be surprising if I post a pic of me palming a pretty thick ? ? ass like kareem abdul jabar palms that basketball before he goes for that sky hook
well anyone that has game and has constantly shown it
is it surprising when you see a ? consistently pull above average broads on a day-to-day basis
? ? it
is it surprising when you hear about warren buffet closing million dollar deals or Jeff Bozos expanding amazon into the movies and making millions
No its not because thats because they put in the work, and out hustled the next ? and with great work, comes great rewards
now this sloppy blubber ? with seal ? thinks she can just have these unrealistic ass standards and want people to feel sympathetic for her goofy ass with this pointless and idiotic ceremony of "marrying" her fat ass
instead of trying to stand out among the other women
competition exists for all genders, not just men
she prolly the same type of hoe that criticizes black dudes that hook up with other girls from other races and talk about he's a traitor or there ain't no good black dudes
when really this thick rhino shaped ? shouldn't be hating but instead why not look at what the other girl has besides color and try to implement that ? in her life
like oh I don't know, put down the ? fork, and pick up a dumb bell
I actually have had black women who ain't got no man, look at me in disapproval when I go and talk to a latina, or snow bunny
usually snow bunnies
those women make me sick
I respect all the IC females for supporting and contributing to this roast of this delusional woman
? you wear yo daddy tube socks...
FOH
lol and I still pull ? -
desertrain10 wrote: »Why is this 22 pages?
Right lol
And why couldn't she have a big ass party for her 40th bday instead
But this may be a step in the right direction for her
Just hear me out ...
Too many women get married for the wrong reasons ... Primarily because we are conditioned to feel like less a woman or worthless once we reach a certain age and haven't gotten married ... Maybe this is her big "? you" to society ... She hasn't found the right man but she isn't goin to lower her standards just to say she has a husband
A stretch? Lol
@desertrain10
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When she exchanged rings with herself, did she put it on and take it off and then put it on again?
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The thing that people are forgetting in all of this is that both Barney and Grimace have been missing since around the time of this wedding.
Big ? done killed them and made a dress with their skin -
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