Black Woman Marries HERSELF Cause She Couldn’t Find A Husband By The Time She Turned 40

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  • Recaptimus_Prime360
    Recaptimus_Prime360 Members Posts: 64,801 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    kzzl wrote: »
    600 new post and 300k in views. The ? happened in here? She divorced already?


    Yup. Irreconcilable differences. She want half.
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  • LEMZIMUS_RAMSEY
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    Wall wrote: »
    @DWO‌

    Thread views coming up on 500K status. Ratchet thread at 519K. Lol

    EFFICIENT FUCKERY
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  • LEMZIMUS_RAMSEY
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    losthopeinhumanity wrote: »
    Trust when I say you've already seen me on tv. I was the one who u beat off to while u were sitting on your couch w/ the KY. Remember?

    WELCOME TO THE LEMZOLA EXPERIENCE?

    i got few questions

    Are you a member of the NEW BLACK MOVEMENT?

    Do you like french croissants?

    How would you like to get impregnated?

    Do you plan to export that ? in France?


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  • Max.
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    500 k views tho?

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  • So ILL
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    Max. wrote: »
    500 k views tho?

    In only a couple of days, though.
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  • LEMZIMUS_RAMSEY
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    Yeah thats a record
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  • Mastery
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    ? up how everyone thought they were going to a birthday party only to be ambushed by self wedding, complete with lonely ratchet ? planning something similar for themselves.
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  • usmarin3
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    ? apartment probably filled with ice cream containers, double a batteries, tissue paper and romantic comedy dvds.
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  • englishdude
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    If she artificially inseminates and gets divorced who pays child support? The donor?
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  • Dupac
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    iight

    15 goats and i close this epic thread for the fof,
    15 no-signs i leave it open for more fuckery to ensue
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  • jayvon32
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    DarcSkies wrote: »
    losthopeinhumanity wrote: »
    It's so sad how cruel humanity can be. She's doing what she wants to do to make herself happy and haters wanna hate lol. Baby Kat Williams was a genious in saying you need to figure out how to get about 15 or 16 more haters cuz if ppl not talkin boutcha u are irrelevant. Looks like she's a relevant chic. Bet err hatin person on here including the writer barely taking care of themselves and this chic just purchased her own damn wedding lol. I say y'all momma`s should have swallowed all of y'all instead of giving birth to y'all. Haters are useless but motivational for the real people. Go get some business of your own. To all the haters

    ? you sound like you wash your period panties in the sink at the same time as your dishes. You trifling ass ghetto enigma. Quoting Kat Williams like he was one of the greatest philosophers of modern time or some ? . Like that ? didn't punch somebody in the face in a damn Target on video and try to use the Fat People Go Kart as a get away vehicle. Ol' "Lemme quote a midget crackhead" ass ? ...

    I can tell already you've gargled ? smarter than you. U say u do porn so go ahead and ? yourself. You're dead inside anyway.

    388080_o.gif


    GOT DAYUM THIS THREAD HAD ME DYING!!!!
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  • iron man1
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    Recaptimus_Prime360 wrote: »
    Keep the party goin.

    They were talkin about this on Sway this morning. I was gonna call in and shout out the IC la familia.

    The IC the goat
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  • MissK
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    usmarin3 wrote: »
    Tyler Perry gonna make a movie about this. Bet!

    Lawd give me a good man

    Coming 2016

    They kind of did this movie on Lifetime over the weekend. Girl kissed the mirror and vowed to love herself and everything after bad relationships and typical I don't need a man type ? , slight spin............
    she ended up with a man! Even Lifetime wouldn't be that desperate.
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  • Chi Snow
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    What does T Dot gotta do with Lifetime @MissK‌ ?
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  • MissK
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    Chicity wrote: »
    What does T Dot gotta do with Lifetime @MissK‌ ?

    Probably nothing.
    Me watching Lifetime odd to you Chi?
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