Furious 8 (2017) - Vin Diesel, Michelle Rodriguez , Charlize Theron , The Rock , Ludacris & Tyrese
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I heard they might stop at ten. But spinoffs with the rock's character and others are in the works
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Lol I love these threads....
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Yea the last one was unrealistic af. I just couldn't take it.
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Why don't all the bad guys get together n just ? these ?
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I can see Dom driving Bumblebee off the side of Cybtertron, parachuting out once he hits Earth's orbit, and then nailing a three point landing on Cobra Island with such force that the resulting sonic boom incapacitates Cobra Commander and all of his Vipers. -
They're going to stop at 10... and then they'll continue making more.
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Nasa hires them to get some secret intel from Aliens on Mars. The main alien challenges Toretto to a quarter mile race and Toretto wins when Paul Walkers ghost gives him an extra shot of Nos right before the finish. Ludacris falls in love with a chick alien and decides hes not coming back to earth. Turns out the aliens werent evil at all and it was the U.S. government just got tired of Torettos crew wrecking ? on earth. So they mod the spaceship with the dodge viper and some alien technology to head back to earth to steal money from the U.S. mint to get back at the government. US military fires missiles and they dodge most of them.
Michelle Rodriguez sacrifices herself for Dom with her honda spaceship and drives int the missle. Dom gets angry. He fires a mini-nuke he found in the trunk of his space car. Takes out 4 battleships. So the Military fires about 100 missles at the crew while they are coming close to entering earth's atmosphere. Out of nowhere paul Walkers ghost comes back and Dom smiles "one last ride". Just like how jean from x-men became the phoenix, paul walkers protective phoenix fire covers the whole crew and shields them from all the nukes and missiles.
They all drive/fly/hoover to Hawaii and celebrate with a bar b q and talk about how family is important while Dom challenges paul Walkers teenage kid to a quarter mile race. Right when we get to see who wins, fade to black.
The End.
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I give 0 ? . Take my money
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people be clowing cinemasins, but watching these vids over the years has saved me a ton of bandwidth from not downloading these kinds of movies -
fortyacres wrote: »Chronicles of the ? Guardians of the Fast and Furious 8
staring acting thespian Vin Deisel as Xander Cage, Dom and Groot with a special cameo from Vin Deisel as Riddick.
Thanos recruits Dom & his crew to go steal the infinity Gaunlet from Asgard but he first has to steal the fastest car in the universe owned by Riddick, but to get to riddick he has to find Groot who is the only one who knows were Riddick is hiding out, but to capture Riddick he has to get a Gun made by the CIA's very own Samuel L Jackson for Xander Cage who is in Bora Bora who tell him if he wants the Gun he needs to race him whilst shooting a video in which the winner has to scream "you just entered the Xander Zone" as you cross the finish line.
longstory short the Rock/Hobbs is buried dead in casts he feels a disturbance in the force he breaks the casts, he digs himself out of a grave and jumps to space and with the help of Paul Walker's CGI ghost he kills Thanos. This time he gives Dom a light year's head start before he starts chasing him for the next movie.
The End.
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fortyacres wrote: »Chronicles of the ? Guardians of the Fast and Furious 8
staring acting thespian Vin Deisel as Xander Cage, Dom and Groot with a special cameo from Vin Deisel as Riddick.
Thanos recruits Dom & his crew to go steal the infinity Gaunlet from Asgard but he first has to steal the fastest car in the universe owned by Riddick, but to get to riddick he has to find Groot who is the only one who knows were Riddick is hiding out, but to capture Riddick he has to get a Gun made by the CIA's very own Samuel L Jackson for Xander Cage who is in Bora Bora who tell him if he wants the Gun he needs to race him whilst shooting a video in which the winner has to scream "you just entered the Xander Zone" as you cross the finish line.
longstory short the Rock/Hobbs is buried dead in casts he feels a disturbance in the force he breaks the casts, he digs himself out of a grave and jumps to space and with the help of Paul Walker's CGI ghost he kills Thanos. This time he gives Dom a light year's head start before he starts chasing him for the next movie.
The End.
Horse is already beaten
The Perfect Movie Title for the next movie they make. lol -
Yall do realize this is just a movie right?
This is movie number 8. So I would think y'all ? would learn by now not to take the franchise so damn serious.
7 FF have been made, and yall STILL gripe about the same thing. What makes it even more mind bottling, is the fact that yall claim to hate the franchise, but yet has gone to watch every single last one of them. Lol!
And even MORE mind bottling than that, yall ? will gripe/complain even more about watching it. If you don't like the movie...DON'T WATCH IT! No one is forcing you to go support the movie. But stop cryin about "Oh the Mini Coop jump from the Empire State Building was not realistic. Who does that??. Stay home or go watch something else -
All of them made some type of illogical sense until 7. The stunts in 7 were just plain ? af.
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Recaptimus_Prime360 wrote: »Yall do realize this is just a movie right?
This is movie number 8. So I would think y'all ? would learn by now not to take the franchise so damn serious.
7 FF have been made, and yall STILL gripe about the same thing. What makes it even more mind bottling, is the fact that yall claim to hate the franchise, but yet has gone to watch every single last one of them. Lol!
And even MORE mind bottling than that, yall ? will gripe/complain even more about watching it. If you don't like the movie...DON'T WATCH IT! No one is forcing you to go support the movie. But stop cryin about "Oh the Mini Coop jump from the Empire State Building was not realistic. Who does that??. Stay home or go watch something else
I think people are just getting their kicks. Im pretty sure everybody knows by now these movies require massive suspension of disbelief. More than usual. It's part of their appeal. -
The fast and furious films are my guilty pleasures.
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As ridiculous as these scenes get, we love them because it would be cool to defy physics and pull this ? off. It has the same appeal as superheroes; wanting to be them/like them. Don't act like you were never driving around thinking you could pull some movie ? off. It's cool as ? .
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I still watch them but the first one is the only one I can watch over and over... Made everyone in high school want Integras, civics, and eclipses lol
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I watched the first in movies and hated that ? . Havent liked any of them afterwards either
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fortyacres wrote: »Chronicles of the ? Guardians of the Fast and Furious 8
staring acting thespian Vin Deisel as Xander Cage, Dom and Groot with a special cameo from Vin Deisel as Riddick.
Thanos recruits Dom & his crew to go steal the infinity Gaunlet from Asgard but to get to Asgard he first has to steal the fastest car in the universe owned by Riddick, but to get to riddick he has to find Groot who is the only one who knows were Riddick is hiding out, but to capture Riddick he has to get a Gun made by the CIA's very own Samuel L Jackson for Xander Cage who is in Bora Bora who tell him if he wants the Gun he needs to race him whilst shooting a video in which the winner has to scream "you just entered the Xander Zone" as you cross the finish line.
longstory short the Rock/Hobbs is buried dead in casts he feels a disturbance in the force he breaks the casts, he digs himself out of a grave and jumps to space and with the help of Paul Walker's CGI ghost he kills Thanos. This time he gives Dom a light year's head start before he starts chasing him for the next movie.
The End. Credits Roll
Que baby Groot dancing to Gasolina by Daddy Yankee
after movie scene , somewhere in Tokyo you just see Thanos devilish grin on the face of none other than tokyo drift's very own Lil Bow Wow , dun dun duuuuuuun
Bruh I couldn't even finish this story after Rock breaks out his own grave
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I don't believe in the concept of guilty pleasure because I've never felt guilty for liking anything. I remember pirating the original movie and disliking it. Matter of fact I think it's the only franchise besides Star Trek where I hated the original but liked the sequels.
2 Fast I remember watching on home video with my buddies and having a good time. The ? buddy cop dynamic between Paul Walker and Tyrese was ? hilarious. I also liked that it wasn't as pretentious as the original and had some fun.
Tokyo Drift was where I really became a fan though because it finally really focused on racing culture and really toned down the action movie conceits. At the time it was refreshing.
Part 4 was just boring and to this day I have never sat through the entire thing. It tried to be all pretentious like the original and to me it failed cause of that. I always watch it in chunks.
5 is a modern classic and 6 and 7 were ok with me because they adopted the 2 Fast philosophy and really stopped giving a ? and just had some fun with it. Perfect escapist entertainment. Like a Beavis and Butt-Head marathon after working on a major science project or thesis back in my high school days. -
http://moviepilot.com/posts/2842244
Some FF history in chronological order for those that may not know. -