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I ? my Multicultural Studies Professor. She was a Latina in her early 30's and we built a relationship in class because we would talk a lot about my work. She was brilliant, so I was interested in her input. I felt like she was vibing me, but I wasn't sure. Then one day we were talking after class and she was stretching her gum out and twirling it around while we were talking (blew my mind, ? was extra provocative). So, class ends and she looks me up on facebook, and sends me a friend request and a message that reads "since you're no longer my student I guess you can have my number." I thought she was playing with me, but it was real. I started to hit her up and she would ? me in the parking lot at school, give me head between classes, take me to her house and dress up for me--whatever. Also, she could no longer have children, so I went deep every time.
She was a sexually powerful women, my first experience with a woman older than me, and I get to put that I ? a professor on my resume.
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71. smh.
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Bruh....somebody lion.
Ain't no way I should have the highest number. -
Aryeh_Tsaddiq wrote: »Bruh....somebody lion.
Ain't no way I should have the highest number.
time to start callin em out
from now on...if you answer that question, post the ones you "did" -
Aryeh_Tsaddiq wrote: »Bruh....somebody lion.
Ain't no way I should have the highest number.
time to start callin em out
from now on...if you answer that question, post the ones you "did"
Na, post the ones you DIDN'T do. Based on most people's number, that's a shorter list. -
I missed one.....
Only ones I haven't done:
Sex with the same sex
F***ed a stranger
Number is actually 76.... -
Sex wit food
Sex wit toys
3some
Sex with same sex
Own sex toys
Have unusual fetishs
My ? ain't that bad compared to some of yall but I'm still doing 64 years -__- -
Never...
- In the shower
- While high
- A stranger
- Same sex...pause
- Wit toys I owned
- Used sex as a barter
- Weird & Unusual fetishes -
Aryeh_Tsaddiq wrote: »Bruh....somebody lion.
Ain't no way I should have the highest number.
time to start callin em out
from now on...if you answer that question, post the ones you "did"
Whoa wait... What's your #, friend? -
BrideofKilla wrote: »Aryeh_Tsaddiq wrote: »Bruh....somebody lion.
Ain't no way I should have the highest number.
time to start callin em out
from now on...if you answer that question, post the ones you "did"
Whoa wait... What's your #, friend?
hold on...let me compute...brb -
BrideofKilla wrote: »Aryeh_Tsaddiq wrote: »Bruh....somebody lion.
Ain't no way I should have the highest number.
time to start callin em out
from now on...if you answer that question, post the ones you "did"
Whoa wait... What's your #, friend?
hold on...let me compute...brb
damn...not bad as I thought...55 yrs
things I havent done
-made a sex tape
-sex with same sex (this ? must've been meant for chicks)
-while high
-sex outside
-f*cked with a friend
-f*cked with a stranger
-3sum or moresome
-own sex toys
question tho...does with food mean like i stick a cucumber up a chicks ? snatch?
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BrideofKilla wrote: »Aryeh_Tsaddiq wrote: »Bruh....somebody lion.
Ain't no way I should have the highest number.
time to start callin em out
from now on...if you answer that question, post the ones you "did"
Whoa wait... What's your #, friend?
hold on...let me compute...brb
damn...not bad as I thought...55 yrs
things I havent done
-made a sex tape
-sex with same sex (this ? must've been meant for chicks)
-while high
-sex outside
-f*cked with a friend
-f*cked with a stranger
-3sum or moresome
-own sex toys
question tho...does with food mean like i stick a cucumber up a chicks ? snatch?
I counted whipped cream and chocolate syrup as food. -
Aryeh_Tsaddiq wrote: »BrideofKilla wrote: »Aryeh_Tsaddiq wrote: »Bruh....somebody lion.
Ain't no way I should have the highest number.
time to start callin em out
from now on...if you answer that question, post the ones you "did"
Whoa wait... What's your #, friend?
hold on...let me compute...brb
damn...not bad as I thought...55 yrs
things I havent done
-made a sex tape
-sex with same sex (this ? must've been meant for chicks)
-while high
-sex outside
-f*cked with a friend
-f*cked with a stranger
-3sum or moresome
-own sex toys
question tho...does with food mean like i stick a cucumber up a chicks ? snatch?
I counted whipped cream and chocolate syrup as food.
cool
i think i told this story eons ago in the scumbag thread but there was this butter face i went to undergrad school with.
She had some good cooch. The ? was pretty bomb as a matter of fact.
But we started out casually hooking up or whatever. She had only been with a couple of dudes...long time bfs and whatnot so she didnt have that many miles on her. Anyway, the ? was ? .
Long story short, Hurricane Katrina happened and we lost contact until facebook started up. (back when it wasnt a cesspool of ? ? ./? / and ? . So we got to walking down memory lane and what not and she told me how she missed the sex. Right was a ? down on his luck needed to hear.
So she lived about 30-45 min away from where i was at and we made arrangements. her mama had a house, but was living with her bf so my chick and her sister lived in the house.
She told me the sister was gonna go to the library. You could literally see the gears turning in my head at the thought of all the ? I was gon do to her in an empty house. Well, as the saying goes, when it rains, it pours.
So, me an my out of work ass took my unemployment check, gassed up, and headed out. Get about 10 min on the road, and a HUGE traffic jam had traffic to a standstill. There was a TERRIBLE accident. Someone might've died, but that was my sign to turn around, but...i didnt. I was like, she gon get this work before you gon get this work became popular.
So, i made my way through. This stretch of louisiana is small relatively speaking, but i had never ventured to this part of the state before so i ended up taking the interstate whereas i could've taken another bridge and cut my drive by 15 min, but i digress. SOOOOO, anyway, i get there, and her sister is STILL there.I think to myself. WTF?!?!? DO YOU KNOW I CAME HERE WITH THE SOLE PURPOSE OF BANGING YOUR SISTERS BACK OUT?!?! WUSH!!! (why u still here)
Anyway, the sister finally leaves. She take me back to her room. Now i mentioned she was inexperienced so she was sending me messages on fb talking bout how she wanted to lick stuff off me or whatever. I'm game so ...leggo.
Po baby...she poured some honey on me and lil AP. Well...this aint going smooth at all. Its sticky af. Every time i hitting it from the back, im peeling myself from her b/c of the honey. Was this ? stale or something? idk. So, her sheet is sticking to me and ? and while the ? is bomb...im too distracted by all this sticky honey everywhere.
Well, i looked at my old motorola flip phone, and see that my baby sister is about to get out of school in an hr. and moms asked me to get her off the bus. I go for a couple more min, then deuce out, racing to get back to BR. Didnt have time to take a shower at her house so i just left. My tall tee was stuck to my chest and ? and my cititrends jeans had my thighs sticky af too. I just threw them ? away.
fun times
im sorry ya'll
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This ? said his "cititrends jeans"...LOL!!
I feel ya pain. When you're on a ? destination, and traffic just randomly appears...WOAT.
It's even worse when you get to the area that has traffic backed up, and see AIN'T NO DAMN ACCIDENT OR REASON WHY THERE SHOULD BE TRAFFIC!!! -
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Saw this in Ill Pix Black Art Appreciation thread...
...one of the perfect ways of licking the ? . Love this black art.
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Everything but 4...those ain't really to extreme
Edit...everything but two..nah three, threesome neither
Same sex and car sex -
Ain't nuthin like ? in front of tha window tho -
Love it when a woman let's me eat it like this.
Only bad thing is, they forget you still need AIR to breathe, and almost suffocate yo azzz.
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