What's the last thing you got in trouble for?(MPR tells it all)
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Lurkristocrat
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probably had to do with me not listening to my girlfriend...pick a day
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My oldest son told me that I'm not allowed around his friends anymore because 'they like me'.
I told him that they like me because I have snacks. He doesn't believe me. -
MoneyPowerRespect wrote: »My oldest son told me that I'm not allowed around his friends anymore because 'they like me'.
I told him that they like me because I have snacks. He doesn't believe me.
We don't believe u either.
They wanna smash -
Stealing boxes on my day off
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"Because I have snacks" lol wtf
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MoneyPowerRespect wrote: »My oldest son told me that I'm not allowed around his friends anymore because 'they like me'.
I told him that they like me because I have snacks. He doesn't believe me.
oh u def got "snacks" that they want
but anyways I'm a grown ass man......how am I supposed to get in "trouble"
adults don't get in trouble unless they still subscribe to childish thinking -
MoneyPowerRespect wrote: »My oldest son told me that I'm not allowed around his friends anymore because 'they like me'.
I told him that they like me because I have snacks. He doesn't believe me.
i see where you tried to go but that aint gone go over well lol
dont underestimate kids, especially little boys
them lil ? on the playground right now talkin bout
"ay boy where yo mama at?....she got some more of them goooodies?"
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I'm sure that they do, but still.
Them nigglets come over, eat up my snacks and ? .
I almost put everybody out for eating my oreos one day. Nah, b.Busta Carmichael wrote: »"Because I have snacks" lol wtf
I didn't want him to feel like his friends couldn't come over. He flipped it like 'Nah...YOU just can't come around.'
I was low-key offended. -
MoneyPowerRespect wrote: »My oldest son told me that I'm not allowed around his friends anymore because 'they like me'.
I told him that they like me because I look like a snack. He doesn't believe me.
Fixed
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aight well there's a life lesson for him to learn there
have him tell the homies y'all tight and dont have snacks, or they gotta bring their own
then see how many still come thru -
Having a quarter pound of weed in the trunk.
Luckily for me It was an illegal search and i have top dollar attorney on deck. -
aight well there's a life lesson for him to learn there
have him tell the homies y'all tight and dont have snacks, or they gotta bring their own
then see how many still come thru
I am.
Somebody is coming up off an EBT card.
Between him, his friends, and my oxtails...I need some food money. -
damn ? jumped all over shorty in here
the IC is a ghost town when it comes to women available for simping
? looking extra parched in this thread
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Asked my girl how much she weighs and after her reply I said "sheesh"
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You asking as a kid?
? kinda grown person 'gets in trouble'??? -
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yellowtapesport wrote: »You asking as a kid?
? kinda grown person 'gets in trouble'???
u must be single -
Elzo69Renaissance wrote: »yellowtapesport wrote: »You asking as a kid?
? kinda grown person 'gets in trouble'???
u must be single
jus ? wit u @Elzo69Renaissance -
Lurk sleepin on the couch cuz he wont get off the Playstation smh
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Asked my girl how much she weighs and after her reply I said "sheesh"
I weighed more than my bf for a little bit. I was ashamed at first.
Then I told him to get his weight up ctfuBlack_Samson wrote: »MPR be walking round her home letting her naked ass swallow her sweatpants whole, and then wonder why her son feel some type of way.
Ass ? eating half of her shorts and she got the nerve to ask "why that boy like staying the night so much?"
Gon ? around wake up to some lil ? pullin pud over her as she sleeps.
You aint sliiiiiick put some draws on!
Not even close.
I still have some weight to lose, so I all I wear is leggings and oversized shirts or dresses. -
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Lurk sleepin on the couch cuz he wont get off the Playstation smh
Ssshhhhiiiiiitttttttt...I'm two shakes of a lamb's tail from throwing away his Xbox hard drive.
Why tf do you need to be on 2k at 2 am and I want some ? ?? -
Te extrano amorcito
Text message poppin up.
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Black_Samson wrote: »MoneyPowerRespect wrote: »Asked my girl how much she weighs and after her reply I said "sheesh"
I weighed more than my bf for a little bit. I was ashamed at first.
Then I told him to get his weight up ctfuBlack_Samson wrote: »MPR be walking round her home letting her naked ass swallow her sweatpants whole, and then wonder why her son feel some type of way.
Ass ? eating half of her shorts and she got the nerve to ask "why that boy like staying the night so much?"
Gon ? around wake up to some lil ? pullin pud over her as she sleeps.
You aint sliiiiiick put some draws on!
Not even close.
I still have some weight to lose, so I all I wear is leggings and oversized shirts or dresses.
Prove it.
I had another baby, dude.
I'm a solid 153 lbs and I'm only 5'5".
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