What's the last thing you got in trouble for?(MPR tells it all)

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  • 2stepz_ahead
    2stepz_ahead Guests, Members, Writer, Content Producer Posts: 32,324 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    HafBayked wrote: »
    Nah..he's gotten better.

    We don't really see each other a lot. Not for any particular reason. We just don't.

    We've talked about it. He just doesn't have a high sex drive like me. That's all. It does get frustrating but I don't cheat or anything. He's a good man.

    I'm late but you can damn near scratch everything I said lmao

    Y'all don't see each other a lot???

    Meaning y'all don't live together??

    If he don't see that ass every day I can't make up a good excuse for him to not be on it when he does

    That's crazy


    So now we gotta debate whether he's got a side piece, a drug problem, or he's ?

    Wait, you did say he's got a X Box........smh

    Oh..we got into a heated argument because I called him ? .

    No side chic is going to put up with the lack of sex.

    I just had to realize that he's a gamer.
    He's 29 and just had his first kid.
    He had been single for 5 years before I came around.

    you know...i had a girl i was with....she was always ready for sex. like she was ready..ready.

    i was young in the game and new to stroking.....but she was boring. wet but boring.
    one of them chicks that you touch her ? an she screaming like she got a horse leg in her ass.

    so i say that to say....could it be you?
    maybe you not doing it for him at the moment.

    maybe homie going thru something an got ? on his mind an the game is his escape until he deals with it.
    calling him ? ...aint gonna help
    and a side chick can take the best of his time an he could be home wore out.

    maybe he dont like your aggression. ? like to hunt an take what they want. at least i do.

    maybe talking to him naked and rubbing yourself...and asking him is everything ok.

    his reaction to that will tell you everything.

    no fee needed.....handle your business
  • Trollio
    Trollio Members Posts: 25,815 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Trollio wrote: »
    Sounds like you are one sexual advance away from cheating, inbox me.

    Watch out mpr,this ? will actually show you how to suck his ? the way he like it

    Nh

    I'm pretty sure that he'll show me J. Cashmere or Kitten some ? .
    As long as I don't have have to throw up, I'm straight lol

    You dont get it..the dude give his self head every wednesday night.

    He admitted he swallowed his own ?
  • MoneyPowerRespect
    MoneyPowerRespect Members Posts: 2,332 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    HafBayked wrote: »
    Nah..he's gotten better.

    We don't really see each other a lot. Not for any particular reason. We just don't.

    We've talked about it. He just doesn't have a high sex drive like me. That's all. It does get frustrating but I don't cheat or anything. He's a good man.

    I'm late but you can damn near scratch everything I said lmao

    Y'all don't see each other a lot???

    Meaning y'all don't live together??

    If he don't see that ass every day I can't make up a good excuse for him to not be on it when he does

    That's crazy


    So now we gotta debate whether he's got a side piece, a drug problem, or he's ?

    Wait, you did say he's got a X Box........smh

    Oh..we got into a heated argument because I called him ? .

    No side chic is going to put up with the lack of sex.

    I just had to realize that he's a gamer.
    He's 29 and just had his first kid.
    He had been single for 5 years before I came around.

    you know...i had a girl i was with....she was always ready for sex. like she was ready..ready.

    i was young in the game and new to stroking.....but she was boring. wet but boring.
    one of them chicks that you touch her ? an she screaming like she got a horse leg in her ass.

    so i say that to say....could it be you?
    maybe you not doing it for him at the moment.

    maybe homie going thru something an got ? on his mind an the game is his escape until he deals with it.
    calling him ? ...aint gonna help
    and a side chick can take the best of his time an he could be home wore out.

    maybe he dont like your aggression. ? like to hunt an take what they want. at least i do.

    maybe talking to him naked and rubbing yourself...and asking him is everything ok.

    his reaction to that will tell you everything.

    no fee needed.....handle your business

    I'll go on a limb to say that I'm not boring.

    I think that the only thing that I'm guilty of is wanting it too much.

    The type of girl you're talking about likes to get ? , but doesn't know how to ? anyone else.
    I'm a pleaser.

    However, I see your point.

    We both were going through things and I honestly wanted sex to relieve the stress..he played the game.

    In all honesty though, he's just not as sexual as I am.
  • MoneyPowerRespect
    MoneyPowerRespect Members Posts: 2,332 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Trollio wrote: »
    Trollio wrote: »
    Sounds like you are one sexual advance away from cheating, inbox me.

    Watch out mpr,this ? will actually show you how to suck his ? the way he like it

    Nh

    I'm pretty sure that he'll show me J. Cashmere or Kitten some ? .
    As long as I don't have have to throw up, I'm straight lol

    You dont get it..the dude give his self head every wednesday night.

    He admitted he swallowed his own ?

    This is why I had to leave yall alone.
    How could you bring yourself to admit something like THAT on the IC of ALL places...
  • Chi Snow
    Chi Snow Guests, Members, Writer, Content Producer Posts: 28,111 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    MPR was wildin out I see
  • Will Munny
    Will Munny Members Posts: 30,199 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    AN easier question for me would be what’s the last thing I got away with
  • Preach2Teach
    Preach2Teach Members Posts: 3,429 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Trollio wrote: »
    Trollio wrote: »
    Sounds like you are one sexual advance away from cheating, inbox me.

    Watch out mpr,this ? will actually show you how to suck his ? the way he like it

    Nh

    I'm pretty sure that he'll show me J. Cashmere or Kitten some ? .
    As long as I don't have have to throw up, I'm straight lol

    You dont get it..the dude give his self head every wednesday night.

    He admitted he swallowed his own ?


    I did no such thing troll, I said I sucked my own ? (which was a lie) I said nothing about swallowing my own sex ? , keep me out of these wild fantasies unless you are female? you sure type like a female inbox me ? .
  • Splackavelli
    Splackavelli Members Posts: 18,806 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    My oldest son told me that I'm not allowed around his friends anymore because 'they like me'.
    I told him that they like me because I have snacks. He doesn't believe me.

    uh oh you're a milf! "stacy's mom has got it going on!"

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZLfasMPOU4
  • englishdude
    englishdude Members Posts: 3,427 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Trollio wrote: »
    Trollio wrote: »
    Sounds like you are one sexual advance away from cheating, inbox me.

    Watch out mpr,this ? will actually show you how to suck his ? the way he like it

    Nh

    I'm pretty sure that he'll show me J. Cashmere or Kitten some ? .
    As long as I don't have have to throw up, I'm straight lol

    You dont get it..the dude give his self head every wednesday night.

    He admitted he swallowed his own ?


    I did no such thing troll, I said I sucked my own ? (which was a lie) I said nothing about swallowing my own sex ? , keep me out of these wild fantasies unless you are female? you sure type like a female inbox me ? .

    ? .
  • Lurkristocrat
    Lurkristocrat Members Posts: 8,378 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Should i rename this thread "MPR tells it all"?
  • englishdude
    englishdude Members Posts: 3,427 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Should i rename this thread "MPR tells it all"?

    Go ahead dizz, I mean, lurk.
  • Lurkristocrat
    Lurkristocrat Members Posts: 8,378 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Should i rename this thread "MPR tells it all"?

    Go ahead dizz, I mean, lurk.

    Dont expose me bro
  • MoneyPowerRespect
    MoneyPowerRespect Members Posts: 2,332 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Trollio wrote: »
    Trollio wrote: »
    Sounds like you are one sexual advance away from cheating, inbox me.

    Watch out mpr,this ? will actually show you how to suck his ? the way he like it

    Nh

    I'm pretty sure that he'll show me J. Cashmere or Kitten some ? .
    As long as I don't have have to throw up, I'm straight lol

    You dont get it..the dude give his self head every wednesday night.

    He admitted he swallowed his own ?


    I did no such thing troll, I said I sucked my own ? (which was a lie) I said nothing about swallowing my own sex ? , keep me out of these wild fantasies unless you are female? you sure type like a female inbox me ? .

    Just. Stop.
  • MoneyPowerRespect
    MoneyPowerRespect Members Posts: 2,332 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Chi Snow wrote: »
    MPR was wildin out I see

    Nah..I had to get my mind right.

    After I had the baby you guys might remember, I worked, did some soul searching, and managed to keep my head above water.

    Went through a few things, major and minor, and now I'm here.
  • Busta Carmichael
    Busta Carmichael Members, Moderators Posts: 13,161 Regulator
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    Your man 29. How old are u MPR?
  • MoneyPowerRespect
    MoneyPowerRespect Members Posts: 2,332 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Your man 29. How old are u MPR?

    We're the same age.
  • Copper
    Copper Members Posts: 49,532 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Preach2teach in here being a ? again I see...
  • Trollio
    Trollio Members Posts: 25,815 ✭✭✭✭✭
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  • LEMZIMUS_RAMSEY
    LEMZIMUS_RAMSEY Members, Writer Posts: 17,670 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Beta wrote: »
    Asked my girl how much she weighs and after her reply I said "sheesh"

    I weighed more than my bf for a little bit. I was ashamed at first.
    Then I told him to get his weight up ctfu
    MPR be walking round her home letting her naked ass swallow her sweatpants whole, and then wonder why her son feel some type of way.

    Ass ? eating half of her shorts and she got the nerve to ask "why that boy like staying the night so much?"

    Gon ? around wake up to some lil ? pullin pud over her as she sleeps.

    You aint sliiiiiick put some draws on!

    Not even close.
    I still have some weight to lose, so I all I wear is leggings and oversized shirts or dresses.

    Prove it.

    I had another baby, dude.
    I'm a solid 153 lbs and I'm only 5'5".

    yeah them proportions sound like they would work nicely



    giphy.gif

    Ehh...I guess.
    All I know is that I loved my size pre-pregnancy and I'm working to get it back

    One word
    @Reesey know this word. She lives by this word:

    KETTLEBELL

    and i am tellin you this. Once your husband will developp his kettlebell enhanced ? strikes you will rejoyce madame
  • texas409
    texas409 Members Posts: 20,854 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    AZTG wrote: »
    Sounds like your man just not interested.

    @HafBayked trying to give you and your dude all sorts of outs but you not shooting it all down and leaving the only posibility that dude is tired of you.

    Does this mean that I get to have a side ? ???

    You rang?
  • Copper
    Copper Members Posts: 49,532 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    @Preach2teach what ? were you trying to impress by posting/lying about your ? sucking chronicles?

    Was it bcotton?
  • Lurkristocrat
    Lurkristocrat Members Posts: 8,378 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Copper wrote: »
    @Preach2teach what ? were you trying to impress by posting/lying about your ? sucking chronicles?

    Was it bcotton?

    Questions that dont need answers.....
  • blackrain
    blackrain Members, Moderators Posts: 27,269 Regulator
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    My oldest son told me that I'm not allowed around his friends anymore because 'they like me'.
    I told him that they like me because I have snacks. He doesn't believe me.

    So your son the one whose frienda always wanna spend the night? We all remember the friend with the fine mom lol
  • Busta Carmichael
    Busta Carmichael Members, Moderators Posts: 13,161 Regulator
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    Copper wrote: »
    @Preach2teach what ? were you trying to impress by posting/lying about your ? sucking chronicles?

    Was it bcotton?

    He also said he told Pico he would eat her ? in a way to seduce her.

    Have that ? as your wingman for one night and you might as well need to change your identity and location.
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