What's the last thing you got in trouble for?(MPR tells it all)

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  • MoneyPowerRespect
    MoneyPowerRespect Members Posts: 2,332 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Beta wrote: »
    Asked my girl how much she weighs and after her reply I said "sheesh"

    I weighed more than my bf for a little bit. I was ashamed at first.
    Then I told him to get his weight up ctfu
    MPR be walking round her home letting her naked ass swallow her sweatpants whole, and then wonder why her son feel some type of way.

    Ass ? eating half of her shorts and she got the nerve to ask "why that boy like staying the night so much?"

    Gon ? around wake up to some lil ? pullin pud over her as she sleeps.

    You aint sliiiiiick put some draws on!

    Not even close.
    I still have some weight to lose, so I all I wear is leggings and oversized shirts or dresses.

    Prove it.

    I had another baby, dude.
    I'm a solid 153 lbs and I'm only 5'5".

    yeah them proportions sound like they would work nicely



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    Ehh...I guess.
    All I know is that I loved my size pre-pregnancy and I'm working to get it back
  • HafBayked
    HafBayked Members Posts: 16,248 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    HafBayked wrote: »
    Lurk sleepin on the couch cuz he wont get off the Playstation smh

    Ssshhhhiiiiiitttttttt...I'm two shakes of a lamb's tail from throwing away his Xbox hard drive.

    Why tf do you need to be on 2k at 2 am and I want some ? ??

    because we gotta be available w/ the ? at aaalll times mane

    2am is the only time we can play and not be bothered

    you supposed to be sleep any damn way what you doing??

  • LordZuko
    LordZuko Members Posts: 2,473 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    You asking as a kid?
    ? kinda grown person 'gets in trouble'???

    u must be single

    Can't no grown man be in trouble with no ? .
  • MoneyPowerRespect
    MoneyPowerRespect Members Posts: 2,332 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    HafBayked wrote: »
    HafBayked wrote: »
    Lurk sleepin on the couch cuz he wont get off the Playstation smh

    Ssshhhhiiiiiitttttttt...I'm two shakes of a lamb's tail from throwing away his Xbox hard drive.

    Why tf do you need to be on 2k at 2 am and I want some ? ??

    because we gotta be available w/ the ? at aaalll times mane

    2am is the only time we can play and not be bothered

    you supposed to be sleep any damn way what you doing??

    Actually..that's the time when the KIDS are sleep and WE need to be ? .

    At 2 am, I'm probably smoking kuz I need to be put to sleep.
  • HafBayked
    HafBayked Members Posts: 16,248 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    HafBayked wrote: »
    HafBayked wrote: »
    Lurk sleepin on the couch cuz he wont get off the Playstation smh

    Ssshhhhiiiiiitttttttt...I'm two shakes of a lamb's tail from throwing away his Xbox hard drive.

    Why tf do you need to be on 2k at 2 am and I want some ? ??

    because we gotta be available w/ the ? at aaalll times mane

    2am is the only time we can play and not be bothered

    you supposed to be sleep any damn way what you doing??

    Actually..that's the time when the KIDS are sleep and WE need to be ? .

    At 2 am, I'm probably smoking kuz I need to be put to sleep.

    well you sound like you dont have a problem going to interrupt game time

    just dont make it a chore like you mad lol

    ? around and buy a ? some VC for tomorrow night I bet he wear that ass out twice lmao
  • MoneyPowerRespect
    MoneyPowerRespect Members Posts: 2,332 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    HafBayked wrote: »
    HafBayked wrote: »
    HafBayked wrote: »
    Lurk sleepin on the couch cuz he wont get off the Playstation smh

    Ssshhhhiiiiiitttttttt...I'm two shakes of a lamb's tail from throwing away his Xbox hard drive.

    Why tf do you need to be on 2k at 2 am and I want some ? ??

    because we gotta be available w/ the ? at aaalll times mane

    2am is the only time we can play and not be bothered

    you supposed to be sleep any damn way what you doing??

    Actually..that's the time when the KIDS are sleep and WE need to be ? .

    At 2 am, I'm probably smoking kuz I need to be put to sleep.

    well you sound like you dont have a problem going to interrupt game time

    just dont make it a chore like you mad lol

    ? around and buy a ? some VC for tomorrow night I bet he wear that ass out twice lmao

    My dude will play the game instead of having sex. I'm not even joking.

    But I'm not super clingy. People need hobbies and space. I give him that.

    If he would put me to sleep...he could play the game however long he wanted.
  • Trollio
    Trollio Members Posts: 25,815 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Context clues


    Julio aint ringing that bell
  • HafBayked
    HafBayked Members Posts: 16,248 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    HafBayked wrote: »
    HafBayked wrote: »
    HafBayked wrote: »
    Lurk sleepin on the couch cuz he wont get off the Playstation smh

    Ssshhhhiiiiiitttttttt...I'm two shakes of a lamb's tail from throwing away his Xbox hard drive.

    Why tf do you need to be on 2k at 2 am and I want some ? ??

    because we gotta be available w/ the ? at aaalll times mane

    2am is the only time we can play and not be bothered

    you supposed to be sleep any damn way what you doing??

    Actually..that's the time when the KIDS are sleep and WE need to be ? .

    At 2 am, I'm probably smoking kuz I need to be put to sleep.

    well you sound like you dont have a problem going to interrupt game time

    just dont make it a chore like you mad lol

    ? around and buy a ? some VC for tomorrow night I bet he wear that ass out twice lmao

    My dude will play the game instead of having sex. I'm not even joking.

    But I'm not super clingy. People need hobbies and space. I give him that.

    If he would put me to sleep...he could play the game however long he wanted.

    he's not choosing a game over sex with you, trust me

    but just like you said, people need hobbies/space

    Idk ya'lls situation but if all his other time is spent working, caring for kids, helping around the house, etc....

    he may just want there to be a certain time he can reserve as his own, that nobody else can dictate or tell him what to do with

    we go thru the same ? and I promise thats all its about

    light up one time and go chill and watch (I know yall hate that ? but I said one time lol) maybe wear sumn hot but not obvious....get some convo about his interests going, laugh, yadda yadda, then shoot your shot....he'll put that controller down
  • MoneyPowerRespect
    MoneyPowerRespect Members Posts: 2,332 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    HafBayked wrote: »
    HafBayked wrote: »
    HafBayked wrote: »
    HafBayked wrote: »
    Lurk sleepin on the couch cuz he wont get off the Playstation smh

    Ssshhhhiiiiiitttttttt...I'm two shakes of a lamb's tail from throwing away his Xbox hard drive.

    Why tf do you need to be on 2k at 2 am and I want some ? ??

    because we gotta be available w/ the ? at aaalll times mane

    2am is the only time we can play and not be bothered

    you supposed to be sleep any damn way what you doing??

    Actually..that's the time when the KIDS are sleep and WE need to be ? .

    At 2 am, I'm probably smoking kuz I need to be put to sleep.

    well you sound like you dont have a problem going to interrupt game time

    just dont make it a chore like you mad lol

    ? around and buy a ? some VC for tomorrow night I bet he wear that ass out twice lmao

    My dude will play the game instead of having sex. I'm not even joking.

    But I'm not super clingy. People need hobbies and space. I give him that.

    If he would put me to sleep...he could play the game however long he wanted.

    he's not choosing a game over sex with you, trust me

    but just like you said, people need hobbies/space

    Idk ya'lls situation but if all his other time is spent working, caring for kids, helping around the house, etc....

    he may just want there to be a certain time he can reserve as his own, that nobody else can dictate or tell him what to do with

    we go thru the same ? and I promise thats all its about

    light up one time and go chill and watch (I know yall hate that ? but I said one time lol) maybe wear sumn hot but not obvious....get some convo about his interests going, laugh, yadda yadda, then shoot your shot....he'll put that controller down

    Negative on all counts.
    The man legit plays the game and goes to work.

    ? all that...
    I suck ? and I'm expecting a 69 at MINIMUM twice a week.

    But I do wear stuff like that tho.

    Still....

    I need some reciprocity.
  • AZTG
    AZTG Members Posts: 7,598 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Sounds like your man just not interested.

    @HafBayked trying to give you and your dude all sorts of outs but you shooting it all down and leaving the only posibility that dude is tired of you.
  • AZTG
    AZTG Members Posts: 7,598 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    AZTG wrote: »
    Sounds like your man just not interested.

    @HafBayked trying to give you and your dude all sorts of outs but you not shooting it all down and leaving the only posibility that dude is tired of you.

    Does this mean that I get to have a side ? ???

    Nah. Things go in cycles. Hopefully dude will be interested again after he goes through this phase.
  • Rozetta5tone
    Rozetta5tone Members Posts: 4,506 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited October 2017
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    ? I’m grown. Da ? is getting in trouble?
  • Lurkristocrat
    Lurkristocrat Members Posts: 8,378 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Trollio wrote: »
    Sounds like you are one sexual advance away from cheating, inbox me.

    Watch out mpr,this ? will actually show you how to suck his ? the way he like it

    Nh

    Lmaoooo wtf
  • Beta
    Beta Members Posts: 65,596 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Trollio wrote: »
    Sounds like you are one sexual advance away from cheating, inbox me.

    Watch out mpr,this ? will actually show you how to suck his ? the way he like it

    Nh

    Ay bruh I know what you mean but this sound ? as ? for YOU lmao
  • HafBayked
    HafBayked Members Posts: 16,248 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Nah..he's gotten better.

    We don't really see each other a lot. Not for any particular reason. We just don't.

    We've talked about it. He just doesn't have a high sex drive like me. That's all. It does get frustrating but I don't cheat or anything. He's a good man.

    I'm late but you can damn near scratch everything I said lmao

    Y'all don't see each other a lot???

    Meaning y'all don't live together??

    If he don't see that ass every day I can't make up a good excuse for him to not be on it when he does

    That's crazy


    So now we gotta debate whether he's got a side piece, a drug problem, or he's ?

    Wait, you did say he's got a X Box........smh
  • Max.
    Max. Members Posts: 33,009 ✭✭✭✭✭
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  • Trollio
    Trollio Members Posts: 25,815 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Beta wrote: »
    Trollio wrote: »
    Sounds like you are one sexual advance away from cheating, inbox me.

    Watch out mpr,this ? will actually show you how to suck his ? the way he like it

    Nh

    Ay bruh I know what you mean but this sound ? as ? for YOU lmao

    A million no homos but that ? ?
  • MoneyPowerRespect
    MoneyPowerRespect Members Posts: 2,332 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Trollio wrote: »
    Sounds like you are one sexual advance away from cheating, inbox me.

    Watch out mpr,this ? will actually show you how to suck his ? the way he like it

    Nh

    I'm pretty sure that he'll show me J. Cashmere or Kitten some ? .
    As long as I don't have have to throw up, I'm straight lol
  • MoneyPowerRespect
    MoneyPowerRespect Members Posts: 2,332 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    HafBayked wrote: »
    Nah..he's gotten better.

    We don't really see each other a lot. Not for any particular reason. We just don't.

    We've talked about it. He just doesn't have a high sex drive like me. That's all. It does get frustrating but I don't cheat or anything. He's a good man.

    I'm late but you can damn near scratch everything I said lmao

    Y'all don't see each other a lot???

    Meaning y'all don't live together??

    If he don't see that ass every day I can't make up a good excuse for him to not be on it when he does

    That's crazy


    So now we gotta debate whether he's got a side piece, a drug problem, or he's ?

    Wait, you did say he's got a X Box........smh

    Oh..we got into a heated argument because I called him ? .

    No side chic is going to put up with the lack of sex.

    I just had to realize that he's a gamer.
    He's 29 and just had his first kid.
    He had been single for 5 years before I came around.
  • nex gin
    nex gin Members Posts: 10,698 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    HafBayked wrote: »
    HafBayked wrote: »
    HafBayked wrote: »
    Lurk sleepin on the couch cuz he wont get off the Playstation smh

    Ssshhhhiiiiiitttttttt...I'm two shakes of a lamb's tail from throwing away his Xbox hard drive.

    Why tf do you need to be on 2k at 2 am and I want some ? ??

    because we gotta be available w/ the ? at aaalll times mane

    2am is the only time we can play and not be bothered

    you supposed to be sleep any damn way what you doing??

    Actually..that's the time when the KIDS are sleep and WE need to be ? .

    At 2 am, I'm probably smoking kuz I need to be put to sleep.

    well you sound like you dont have a problem going to interrupt game time

    just dont make it a chore like you mad lol

    ? around and buy a ? some VC for tomorrow night I bet he wear that ass out twice lmao

    My dude will play the game instead of having sex. I'm not even joking.

    But I'm not super clingy. People need hobbies and space. I give him that.

    If he would put me to sleep...he could play the game however long he wanted.

    I can only think of a couple of reasons why a man would choose a video game over sex and none of those reasons are good. As much as I like my game the controller gets dropped asap when my gal gets w/in ? distance....lol.
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