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And ? getting on me because they ? chose lolJonnyRoccIT wrote: »JonnyRoccIT wrote: »I told this story on here on how I got my first baby mama before, I was trying to find it to quote it cause I ain't feel like typing, but ? it.
Back in high school there was a ? me and my boy was trying to smash. He ended up with her, but nah, she had to be mine.
One day, my boys ex was in a real bad car accident. She was ? up. Bruised face, arms, everything. So I hatch me a plan. I go see her at the hospital. We talk and chit chat a little. Then I offer her a couple hundred dollars to tell everyone my boy did this to her, not a car accident. This was before social media, so everyone believed her.
That ? was the most hated man on earth! Her brothers beat this ? ass, and his girlfriend, who I was after, broke up with him.
Long story short, I got her and she became my daughters mom.
Low-Key...this the most ? up Story in this thread.
...I still hope you made this up @JokerKing .
Like, you need yo ass whooped brah........this ? take the Cake.
This is some soap opera ? ! Damn Tyler Perry storyline.
Crazier part is...he had a Child w/ this ? after she pulled that ? .!
Lol some of the most triflin ? brah...
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That ? in prison for robbing a jewelry store. He was ? anyway
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That ? in prison for robbing a jewelry store. He was ? anyway
U ever thought some of the ? homie been through lead him down that path?
U know like losing a lover, being falsely accused of something he didnt do, getting his ass jumped by his ex's brothers and seeing your former girl end up with a ? u thought was your boy on top of that the ? got impregnated by the bastard?!?
The ? ic boy. Home of the worst people on earth! -
That ? in prison for robbing a jewelry store. He was ? anyway
Real ? man, i hope you go get Baptized...you need Jeezus, Allah, Buddah, ONE of them ? ...
You Repent for your Sins brah.? -
Aight lemme pick back up where I left off
So I made this ? feel like ? because of her pops (like a true scumbag)
She reckons she'll make it up to me now so I'm buzzing. Next Wednesday we roll on over to hers and we get to freaking, she says "pick a room" and I'm thinking "? , revenge on my mind", ? had me sweating at work like Pinky crying in Next Friday SMH so we proceed to get down to business...I ate her out, smashed kidneys then I sprayed all on the ? sheets for that payback icing on the cake.
So this continued for about a month, until we ? up. I left a hickey on her neck? Maaaaaaaannnn her pops saw that ? and beat her. She came to school the next day with an eye like Red from Friday. I didn't even feel bad smh.
She tells me in one weeks time they moving back. (Check the audacity from her here) she begging me now to pay for HER ticket to fly back, asking can she live with me, basically run away. I'm like ? it, peep this....
I go along with it "yeah babe you can, it's cool my parents are sweet, we can go back on holiday etc"
The ? moved, I blocked her number and all contacts/social media. ? gets her cousin to inbox me crying, non stop for bout a week. Cousin begging me to call her, even got her uncle to try convince me lol.
They all ended up getting the block.
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^^^^^^ About got damn time you punk ? ! I had to go back and recap part 1 because you took so ? long Lmao!
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I almost forgot who the ? was. ? was about to get the "? who is you??" treatment. Lol.
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Tsotsi Cape Town wrote: »So this continued for about a month, until we ? up. I left a hickey on her neck? Maaaaaaaannnn her pops saw this ? and beat her. She came to school the next day with an eye like Red for Friday. I didn't even feel bad smh.
The ? moved, I blocked her number and all contacts/social media...
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Right? This ? got her beat, THEN cut off all contact. Cooooooooooold bloooooooooded!geechee slim wrote: »Tsotsi Cape Town wrote: »So this continued for about a month, until we ? up. I left a hickey on her neck? Maaaaaaaannnn her pops saw this ? and beat her. She came to school the next day with an eye like Red for Friday. I didn't even feel bad smh.
The ? moved, I blocked her number and all contacts/social media...
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Secondly u gotta watch them old ? .
U might think he just old and tryna help but wrong place wrong time
Meanwhile he's mara sugardaddy shaming u on purpose for standing too close.
Old nigz r devious when it comes to hoes.
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I Swear Deadeye done posted that same Meme bout Selmteen times this week brah . . .
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Ol to be continue ass ? ,
? got me upset and ?
My bad scums..
I aint doing that ? wit my stories no mo..?
This ? 's Act 1 & Act 2 ? done ? me off -
JonnyRoccIT wrote: »I Swear Deadeye done posted that same Meme bout Selmteen times this week brah . . .
Nah, only twice this week. -
JonnyRoccIT wrote: »I Swear Deadeye done posted that same Meme bout Selmteen times this week brah . . .
he been posting that since he started posting lol -
Tsotsi Cape Town wrote: »Aight lemme pick back up where I left off
So I made this ? feel like ? because of her pops (like a true scumbag)
She reckons she'll make it up to me now so I'm buzzing. Next Wednesday we roll on over to hers and we get to freaking, she says "pick a room" and I'm thinking "? , revenge on my mind", ? had me sweating at work like Pinky crying in Next Friday SMH so we proceed to get down to business...I ate her out, smashed kidneys then I sprayed all on the ? sheets for that payback icing on the cake.
So this continued for about a month, until we ? up. I left a hickey on her neck? Maaaaaaaannnn her pops saw that ? and beat her. She came to school the next day with an eye like Red from Friday. I didn't even feel bad smh.
She tells me in one weeks time they moving back. (Check the audacity from her here) she begging me now to pay for HER ticket to fly back, asking can she live with me, basically run away. I'm like ? it, peep this....
I go along with it "yeah babe you can, it's cool my parents are sweet, we can go back on holiday etc"
The ? moved, I blocked her number and all contacts/social media. ? gets her cousin to inbox me crying, non stop for bout a week. Cousin begging me to call her, even got her uncle to try convince me lol.
They all ended up getting the block.
#HeartlessScumbag
I didn't know which KG gif to choose so here's all 3 lol
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Alpha_Ambition wrote: »JonnyRoccIT wrote: »I Swear Deadeye done posted that same Meme bout Selmteen times this week brah . . .
he been posting that since he started posting lol
Not with the "U Mad?" meme though. -
Man I know I ain't ? lol peep game....
So around H/S graduation it's sorta like ritual to go on what we call "leavers" which is basically a week of getting ? up and bagging ? .
So I book in advance a real nice condo, I'm talking penthouse suit type ? here, and I was working heavy after exams so I had the paper to stunt.
So I'm rolling with a gang of homies, at an EDM concert (plenty white ? go to these) and one of my homies catches a busta tryna stunt, had about a couple g's worth of money held up in the air like the Statue of Liberty too, so at this moment we doing paper scissors rock like dragon ball z, debating who gonna swoop in, it fell on me smh.
(You gotta know, this was when I had legs, I'm talm bout Justin Gatlin type speed, I was heavy into athletics around this age). So I kamikaze in from the side like Superman but instead of punching I manage to snatch the money, my ? I tell you, I never had an adrenaline rush like this befo, the boy was ? so before he could catch my face I was gone like the wind.
Come to find out that ? was crying, made local news, talking about what had happened, ended up going home that night LOL.
I felt no remorse what so ever. Was BMF with his cash too, till this day we still joke about that ? , just hope karma don't come round to bite me in the ass
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Tsotsi Cape Town wrote: »Man I know I ain't ? lol peep game....
So around H/S graduation it's sorta like ritual to go on what we call "leavers" which is basically a week of getting ? up and bagging ? .
So I book in advance a real nice condo, I'm talking penthouse suit type ? here, and I was working heavy after exams so I had the paper to stunt.
So I'm rolling with a gang of homies, at an EDM concert (plenty white ? go to these) and one of my homies catches a busta tryna stunt, had about a couple g's worth of money held up in the air like the Statue of Liberty too, so at this moment we doing paper scissors rock like dragon ball z, debating who gonna swoop in, it fell on me smh.
(You gotta know, this was when I had legs, I'm talm bout Justin Gatlin type speed, I was heavy into athletics around this age). So I kamikaze in from the side like Superman but instead of punching I manage to snatch the money, my ? I tell you, I never had an adrenaline rush like this befo, the boy was ? so before he could catch my face I was gone like the wind.
Come to find out that ? was crying, made local news, talking about what had happened, ended up going home that night LOL.
I felt no remorse what so ever. Was BMF with his cash too, till this day we still joke about that ? , just hope karma don't come round to bite me in the ass
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Right? That ain't no scumbag ? . That's just plain thievery yo. HahaLurkristocrat wrote: »Tsotsi Cape Town wrote: »Man I know I ain't ? lol peep game....
So around H/S graduation it's sorta like ritual to go on what we call "leavers" which is basically a week of getting ? up and bagging ? .
So I book in advance a real nice condo, I'm talking penthouse suit type ? here, and I was working heavy after exams so I had the paper to stunt.
So I'm rolling with a gang of homies, at an EDM concert (plenty white ? go to these) and one of my homies catches a busta tryna stunt, had about a couple g's worth of money held up in the air like the Statue of Liberty too, so at this moment we doing paper scissors rock like dragon ball z, debating who gonna swoop in, it fell on me smh.
(You gotta know, this was when I had legs, I'm talm bout Justin Gatlin type speed, I was heavy into athletics around this age). So I kamikaze in from the side like Superman but instead of punching I manage to snatch the money, my ? I tell you, I never had an adrenaline rush like this befo, the boy was ? so before he could catch my face I was gone like the wind.
Come to find out that ? was crying, made local news, talking about what had happened, ended up going home that night LOL.
I felt no remorse what so ever. Was BMF with his cash too, till this day we still joke about that ? , just hope karma don't come round to bite me in the ass
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i'on like thieves
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Tsotsi Cape Town wrote: »Man I know I ain't ? lol peep game....
So around H/S graduation it's sorta like ritual to go on what we call "leavers" which is basically a week of getting ? up and bagging ? .
So I book in advance a real nice condo, I'm talking penthouse suit type ? here, and I was working heavy after exams so I had the paper to stunt.
So I'm rolling with a gang of homies, at an EDM concert (plenty white ? go to these) and one of my homies catches a busta tryna stunt, had about a couple g's worth of money held up in the air like the Statue of Liberty too, so at this moment we doing paper scissors rock like dragon ball z, debating who gonna swoop in, it fell on me smh.
(You gotta know, this was when I had legs, I'm talm bout Justin Gatlin type speed, I was heavy into athletics around this age). So I kamikaze in from the side like Superman but instead of punching I manage to snatch the money, my ? I tell you, I never had an adrenaline rush like this befo, the boy was ? so before he could catch my face I was gone like the wind.
Come to find out that ? was crying, made local news, talking about what had happened, ended up going home that night LOL.
I felt no remorse what so ever. Was BMF with his cash too, till this day we still joke about that ? , just hope karma don't come round to bite me in the ass
You sir, are despicable. May someone Usain Bolt you outta your favorite Transformers action figure.
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Aight so. I started this job back in 2006, but the job was so fukin wack I decided day 1 imma go through the little 3 week training and then quit cause they had snacks and all that ? and I aint have ? else to do from like 8am to 1 so ? it.
So week 2 day 4 finally picked a broad to get with in the class. Turned out day 5 was some night class bs so it was 6 to 10. I went anyway.
So the class ends and everybodys leaving. On the most nonsensical lack off gameness I think possible I went up to the broad and said, and count the words, " hey do you have some pretty feet? I bet my feet look better than yours." After that exchange she asked if she could chill with me so I said " sure, but I need to take my homeboy home too." Took my ngga home. Fked her outside in the whip. Took her back to the job. Told her to " take it easy". Left and never spoke to that broad ever again. My ngga was like yo, this broad keep came to my house looking for you. Broad tried to text and sht. Not even sure why I did that sht. Sex was decent enough. Never knew her name... -
Yo then in 2007 I had this ex girlfriend from high school, but we had broken up in high school and she was in college like a junior or some sht.
She came over to my house excited af saying her bf had proposed to her last week... And then I fked her that night. Females scandalous bruh. -
2008. Was tryin to pull this stripper. Bad ass laosian broad if that's spelled right. Got her number. Seem like she was stuntin tho. So I got her cousin number that was strippin at the same place.
Was text and talkin to the original stripper, but I couldnt set sht like I wanted. Vibin and sht. It seem like she wanted a relationship. She was so bad. Said fk it. Text the cousin askin if she was dtf. Green light ngga. Smashed. Little drive tho.
Went to my homeboy graduation few days later. She lived close by. Smashed and showed out to the point this broad started cookin and all that sht. Then the first stripper walked in lookin mad as a mfer. I was still textin her. Worst part I dead ass was aimin for the 3 some.
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crownedwise wrote: »Aight so. I started this job back in 2006, but the job was so fukin wack I decided day 1 imma go through the little 3 week training and then quit cause they had snacks and all that ? and I aint have ? else to do from like 8am to 1 so ? it.
So week 2 day 4 finally picked a broad to get with in the class. Turned out day 5 was some night class bs so it was 6 to 10. I went anyway.
So the class ends and everybodys leaving. On the most nonsensical lack off gameness I think possible I went up to the broad and said, and count the words, " hey do you have some pretty feet? I bet my feet look better than yours." After that exchange she asked if she could chill with me so I said " sure, but I need to take my homeboy home too." Took my ngga home. Fked her outside in the whip. Took her back to the job. Told her to " take it easy". Left and never spoke to that broad ever again. My ngga was like yo, this broad keep came to my house looking for you. Broad tried to text and sht. Not even sure why I did that sht. Sex was decent enough. Never knew her name...
Wait..... What?? lol
I just knew u was about to say she walked off on yo ass. What type of woman go for that ? ?
That bish sound lightweight ? bruh....
I ain't een mad @'cha tho.
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