2017 Official IC LMS Debates Thread - Rd 2 starts on Monday - America vs The World

Last year we started a debate. America vs the world. the match up was great. the competition was feirce. it will go until the last man is standing.

so far this is how it went. the match ups were;


@atribecalledgabi vs @CeLLaR-DooR
@mryounggun vs @Preach2Teach
@BOSSExcellence vs @Young_Chitlin
@Lou_Cypher vs @zzombie
@Stiff vs @Figo
@SolemnSauce vs @Kai
@obnoxiouslyfresh vs @Sion
@b'mer vs @MistyKnight
@SuperSoaker vs @Paprika
@NeighborhoodNomad. vs @AggyAF

team world jumped out to an early lead with a Capt win. but team America came back with a vengeance and looked to demolish team world until no-shows gave team world a few easy points and a bit of confidence. early Xmas it was for team world then the upset of the century happened. everything ending with a 5-5 tie.

here's a recap:

@yellowtapesport vs @simp

the caps start out the battle. simp smokes him. and never dropped his croissant and marmelade breakfast. yellow met a fat chick that stroke his ego to give him strength.

the next battle
@atribecalledgabi vs @CeLLaR-DooR had a closer battle in the beginning... then cella couldn't handle his liquor. took the L over a belly ache. Gabi takes it. she now smokes weed an walks around holding her ? like it's a dikk. she's often found quivering in a corner, she can't take a finger close to her ? so she ? at random times while waiting for rd2.

@mryounggun vs @Preach2Teach was next up. this debate took a violent turn and got verbally abusive. rumor has it after young got the win, preach filed a restraining order from his abuser. he felt very violated. youngin is a part time judge and can't choose a side on his cases. he is currently has the most backed up court room in america.

@BOSSExcellence vs @Young_Chitlin then stepped in to ring. while it appeared like a nice debate, we had our first sweep. chillin still trynna figure out why Americans brought out the brooms. to make matter worse, his team the raiders also lost to bosses chiefs. chillin is on Valiums now and currently on suicide watch. boss celebrated going to Vegas chasing a redhead chick that wants to ? him.

@Lou_Cypher vs @zzombie
seemed to build some anticipation. Lou never showed. a search party was sent out an they found him passed out in the floor in a drug and alcohol self induced coma. photos show he had his dikk in his hand beating off to a photo of sixsicksins. zzombie was last seen on a bridge saying American blacks aint ? before catching a beatdown from three American blacks.

@Stiff vs @Figo never got off the ground. apparently stiff was in court fighting child support for three Asian babes that look white. while he is a black man, he lost the case and had to pay 50000¥ a week in support. he is currently appealing the ruling. figo is looking to hang with FC inter but his club can't stop losing. he's looking to join the Watford bandwagon.

@SolemnSauce vs @Kai
we thought we was going to see a massacre. no one gave solemn a chance. everyone counted him out. people prayed for him and for mercy from the lawd. but this was the biggest upset in IC history next to seansosa being upset @vader smashed half his family. ? even went to Thanksgiving dinner. but that's another story that can be found here: http://community.allhiphop.com/discussion/472974/ayo-b-so-we-just-gonna-act-like-vader-didnt-ufck-sensosa-sister/p1 . kai embarrassed by her lost, didn't go home. but when she did, she found her husband had two new wives. both winners in their debated. one named Gabi.

@obnoxiouslyfresh vs @Sion
bully ass sion came for this poor innocent yet cute pussied Queen. he overwhelmed the poor girl. she went an mooved in with a Chicago cop to protect her from his wrath. cuz we know chitown cops don't like ? . she had to tap out from the backshots he gave her. Capt yellow stepped in an took the test of the beating. Sion OUTCHEA ? women, men , anyone in his way. so let me step aside an leave this alone. Poor yello got ? twice but a Frenchmen and Canadian. he ripped up his passport and vowed to never leave rhe country again.

@b'mer vs @MistyKnight misty got canned cuz she a dark Mexican pretending to be a panamanian married to a Cuban but want a black baby, so she sent ? pics to a ? on the other side of the world an had the IC shutdown cuz she had an infection but not ashamed nor cared to wipe before taking a ? pic. this is why she didn't have a baby with a black man. wit her nasty ass.

@SuperSoaker vs @Paprika

soaker was kicked out so we had
@paprika vs @bmer
spicy takes the win. but feels disrespected when people make fun of his name. but he names himself paprika. but ? got a problem with spicy. only in Canada. b'mer actually drives a Toyota with Benz emblems. he is currently serving 39 days for stealing cereal out of target.

last match up was
@NeighborhoodNomad. vs @AggyAF .

very informative and one of the better debates. nomad took it. salute to both.
nomad still mad at the lack of support. not just from his teammates but also from his family and friends. whenever he throws up the Westside symbol every one goes home. Aggy still don't understand what's going on.

now we are onto round two that will start on Monday.

we ask that all participants be ready. ? is getting tense.

place your bets.

Monday! LETS GET IT ON!