Hey fellas: I met a new girl and devoted myself to her, cut off all other hoes..

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  • American.Loo
    American.Loo Members Posts: 4,082 ✭✭✭
    edited March 2011
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    "strangest thing though..when i left her house the last time some elves were having a shoot out with some knomes in the parking lot.....the knomes had them outnumbered but the elves were running up trees backwards on some matrix ? ...? was crazy.....go figure... " -- Du

    wtf bro.
  • Dupac
    Dupac Members, Writer Posts: 68,365 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited March 2011
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    a.mann wrote: »
    brother you obviously have some type of gift going on here.......

    i'm a good party host.. reason why i wanna open up a resturant one day.. just gotta find a good chef who's willing to go 50/50 with the kid..
  • American.Loo
    American.Loo Members Posts: 4,082 ✭✭✭
    edited March 2011
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    damn man....your life plays out like a Michael Cera movie

    no way.

    best believe i smashed that this past weekend. michael cera gets no play.

    i'm more like clooney in "up in the air"
  • Dupac
    Dupac Members, Writer Posts: 68,365 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    "strangest thing though..when i left her house the last time some elves were having a shoot out with some knomes in the parking lot.....the knomes had them outnumbered but the elves were running up trees backwards on some matrix ? ...? was crazy.....go figure... " -- Du

    wtf bro.
    Tell me a tale of a similar situation.

    And please, throw in a few elves and gunplay.


    i had 4 stories on deck.. but the elves and gunplay narrowed it down to just that one....true story....one elf had a modified m-16....? was a monster.....
  • blakfyahking
    blakfyahking Members Posts: 15,785 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited March 2011
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    no way.

    best believe i smashed that this past weekend. michael cera gets no play.

    i'm more like clooney in "up in the air"

    good to know you ain't slacking on ya aim there soldier

    I was getting worried for a second
  • American.Loo
    American.Loo Members Posts: 4,082 ✭✭✭
    edited March 2011
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    good to know you ain't slacking on ya aim there soldier

    I was getting worried for a second

    no sir i smashed the guts this weekend.

    funny thing is, i was still in good guy mode. so she really pursued that.
  • texas409
    texas409 Members Posts: 20,854 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited March 2011
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    times have changed old buddy Loo

    its obvious these women want the opposite of what they say they want

    so adapt and use it to your advantage

    but its easier said than done
  • MsSouthern
    MsSouthern Members, Moderators Posts: 21,791 Regulator
    edited March 2011
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    women only use that nice guy line when they weren't really interested in a guy

    no offense Loo

    :)
  • Shuffington
    Shuffington Members Posts: 3,775 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited March 2011
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    women only use that nice guy line when they weren't really interested in a guy

    no offense Loo

    :)

    I was kind of thinking this.

    You might've lost that edge, that nonchalant .. unpredictable unrefined-ness .... or she could just be a duntz.
  • JusDre313
    JusDre313 Members Posts: 4,727 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    mryounggun wrote: »
    Just like ? who been in the pen for 20 years are institutionalized - they want their freedom, but when they get it they're are so used to them bars that they dunno how to handle it - women can get like that too. When you been in ? relationships for so long it take a while for they ass to get used to being treated differently. They don't understand it at first.

    slept on post............
  • nex gin
    nex gin Members Posts: 10,698 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited March 2011
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    *Chris Rock voice*
    "1st the Fat Boys break up, now this." smdh
  • MC The Rapper
    MC The Rapper Members Posts: 8,140 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited March 2011
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    ? that ? keep it movin'
  • Calii Comfort
    Calii Comfort Members Posts: 3,250 ✭✭✭
    edited March 2011
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    basically telling u to ? off lol sorry bruh
  • kevmic
    kevmic Members Posts: 1,888 ✭✭
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    and last night she told me "i'm too nice".

    for those that dont know me, i'm about as doggish as they come. never been faithful ever. i thought i'd give it a shot with this girl. i ignored other women when they came on to me, didnt call any other chicks, and always had something planned for me and this girl to do.

    basically, i treated her well.

    after she told me i was "too nice" i laughed at the irony and told her if she'd like to be treated like ? , i can do that. then i hung up. she called 30 mins later and asked if we were still going out this weekend.

    women dont know wtf the want.

    LOL...true. But for some girls too nice can be translated wrong, usually we take it as them looking at us as pushovers or simps. But sometimes what a girl means when they say that is that they just aren't use to being treated that way. When me and my wife first started dating she said that to me and had to break it down, because I just took it as if she saw me as a sucka.

    But then again...some girls do mean it as if they look at you like a sucka, so I would suggest that you ask her to clarify.
  • UPTOWN
    UPTOWN Members, Moderators, Writer Posts: 13,009 Regulator
    edited March 2011
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    oh and for the record, this further strenghtens my argument that you cant treat a woman better than whats she's used to. when we first met, she told me all her boyfriends had cheated on her.

    i vowed never to do that. it was hard passing up other chicks, but i pushed through.

    and this ? tells me "i'm too nice"

    when a woman says "you're too nice" it really means "you treat me better than i deserve to be treated"

    **inserts this passage into the the bible ..... right after the last verse in the book of revelations **
  • American.Loo
    American.Loo Members Posts: 4,082 ✭✭✭
    edited March 2011
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    UPDATE: I'm gonna give her another chance.

    She called me this afternoon and basically said she's happy she met me.

    I asked her what the "too nice" thing was about and she said it was in reference to how i handled a situation this past weekend (phone beef w/ my n baby moms)

    I really like this girl yall. So I'm gonna give it another shot.
  • kevmic
    kevmic Members Posts: 1,888 ✭✭
    edited March 2011
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    UPDATE: I'm gonna give her another chance.

    She called me this afternoon and basically said she's happy she met me.

    I asked her what the "too nice" thing was about and she said it was in reference to how i handled a situation this past weekend (phone beef w/ my n baby moms)

    I really like this girl yall. So I'm gonna give it another shot.

    Like I said in my post, make her clarify. Sometimes girls can say some left field ? without explination that we can take out of context. Good thing you didn't have to resort to your old ways, over some miscommunication.
  • American.Loo
    American.Loo Members Posts: 4,082 ✭✭✭
    edited March 2011
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    sorry for this thread. ive never fully invested in one person before.

    it feels like i'm walking on a tightrope.
  • MsSouthern
    MsSouthern Members, Moderators Posts: 21,791 Regulator
    edited March 2011
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    awww Loo


    how sweet :)


    now don't dog her out .. ok
  • UPTOWN
    UPTOWN Members, Moderators, Writer Posts: 13,009 Regulator
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    UPDATE: I'm gonna give her another chance.

    She called me this afternoon and basically said she's happy she met me.

    I asked her what the "too nice" thing was about and she said it was in reference to how i handled a situation this past weekend (phone beef w/ my n baby moms)

    I really like this girl yall. So I'm gonna give it another shot.

    she's lyin cuzzin dont do it!!!
  • Bussy_Getta
    Bussy_Getta Members Posts: 37,679 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited March 2011
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    ? her and find new ?
    /thread
  • Kame
    Kame Members Posts: 24,246 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited March 2011
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    ? her and find new ?
    /thread

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  • blakfyahking
    blakfyahking Members Posts: 15,785 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited March 2011
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    sorry for this thread. ive never fully invested in one person before.

    it feels like i'm walking on a tightrope.


    this is some adorable ? right here

    I'm proud of you Loo for growing up

    *sits back and admires like proud dad*
  • American.Loo
    American.Loo Members Posts: 4,082 ✭✭✭
    edited March 2011
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    she's lyin cuzzin dont do it!!!

    she seems sincere. i'm gonna take the risk.

    @pico: dont be that way.
  • Bussy_Getta
    Bussy_Getta Members Posts: 37,679 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited March 2011
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    she seems sincere. i'm gonna take the risk.

    @pico: dont be that way.

    fine............