Reason Defense: How to Save Yourself from Taking an "L"
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Forum of Fame thread.
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drop the u mad or didn't read pic
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Jonas.dini wrote: »drop the u mad or didn't read pic
those work all over the internet tho
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This thread should be stickied....or when a new users signs up....this should be the tutorial
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@My_nameaintearl wrote: »those work all over the internet tho
mods: sticky this thread.
Oh wait a minute you forgot the "........" don't bust his guns arguement.....yeah write that up.... -
themadlionsfan wrote: »Oh wait a minute you forgot the "........" don't bust his guns arguement.....yeah write that up....
nobody really uses that one except as a joke mang -
funny how the perpetrators of said topics avoided this ? like the plague
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b@squ1@t redux wrote: »funny how the perpetrators of said topics avoided this ? like the plague
8.) Avoid that ? like the plague
Never confront any logically sound opposition to your campaign of stannery. Log out for a few days and brainstorm new topics that will be difficult to link to your previous L's. If questioned on your absence, type "LOL" followed by a made up story about how you have better things to do than post on an internet forum. If this claim is challenged, search your hard drive for old pictures of yourself with your cousin, post them, and say that she is your girlfriend. -
#5 is so true lmao. Although he's pretty damn effective at shutting down the shadyteam ? -riding threads. Arguing with him is like fighting a brick wall with your face.
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9.) Say that since people are posting about you, it must be a W
Even though they are sonning you for a laugh and you have become the midget jester of the Reason, you may be able to turn this around by proposing that this attention, though it is negative, is a good thing. Do not admit that you spend more time online than just about everybody. Instead, declare that your critics are living in their mothers' basements. Take this opportunity to post the CD collection you have spent your Burger King paychecks on. -
#10. 5 letters YMCMB
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hahahahahaha.
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11. Get Everybody Involved
When you know you're losing the one on one, bring up something that your opponent has said in the past that would be mutually offensive to everyone. This way, the whole thread will begin to clown your enemy on some gang mentality ? . Also, reach for a co-sign from a powerful poster who most people agree with. Sure, you couldn't just take your L like a man, BUT YOU SURVIVED! And now, you can always bring this up in future threads, and re-write history as if you really were the winner. -
Lmaoo this ? hilarious
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fazeem lurking, prepare for TITANgraph about how mods shouldn't let this sort of thing go on
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you know he just made those tags too
"faceless gayliases unite"
"notice who cosigns thread"
he's actually using the guidelines hahahhaaa -
12. "You Listen To Waka Flocka! Your Opinion Is Invalid!"
This one's pretty simple. If someone listens to, let alone enjoys, music that you don't...THEY ARE WRONG. Nobody who likes "trap rap", "swag rap", "concious rap", "weirdo rap", "jugaloo rap", etc...could possibly appreciate, understand, or form an intelligent opinion other forms of rap as well. Shut them down effectively. -
lol @ bein too shook to type
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Miles HIGH wrote: »12. "You Listen To Waka Flocka! Your Opinion Is Invalid!"
This one's pretty simple. If someone listens to, let alone enjoys, music that you don't...THEY ARE WRONG. Nobody who likes "trap rap", "swag rap", "concious rap", "weirdo rap", "jugaloo rap", etc...could possibly appreciate, understand, or form an intelligent opinion other forms of rap as well. Shut them down effectively.
Indeed. You should immediately look in their sig for a questionable GOAT list entree, or scour their old posts if you're desperate. -
lol #10 reminds me of a certain poster
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@My_nameaintearl wrote: »9.) Say that since people are posting about you, it must be a W
Even though they are sonning you for a laugh and you have become the midget jester of the Reason, you may be able to turn this around by proposing that this attention, though it is negative, is a good thing. Do not admit that you spend more time online than just about everybody. Instead, declare that your critics are living in their mothers' basements. Take this opportunity to post the CD collection you have spent your Burger King paychecks on.
Shots fired at my ? Shenco? -
i miss h-rap
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13.) Have Fazeem bump dozens of your old threads
This will push your roast off the front page. Actually, it will push everything on the front page off the front page. Do this at least five times a week. -
When another poster has got you trapped into a corner and is about to expose you,just fall back. Here are some popular techniques that prevent you from being a winner.
1.) Using the word "? "
Calling a poster "? " immediately questions your ethnicity and whether or not its been authenticated. Calling someone "? " causes your entire posting history and credibility to be put in question as to your race.. A "white poster" exposed for using the word "? " nullifies any opinions that the poster has and their entire argument is automatically deemed forever invalid. Accusations such as these are not taken lightly. Following a "white poster" using the N-word accusation, the board of White Gaylias Posters (WGP) (Wiggers, Gays & Peckawoods) will log-off and use a dfferent alias or slither back into the Donkey forum or a G-Unit/Shady related thread and create a diversion. if African descent is confirmed, the poster in question will be considered a real person and granted respect accordingly and be considered family.
2.) Type a Posters screen-name
If a poster has already been confirmed to be of African Descent by the normal, calling him ? or typing his screen-name will provide an opportunity to chat with an actual Black person, so many of the curious and Bi-curios will stalk, hunt, and follow these posters out of a desperate need for acknowledgement and attention from an actual Black person.
Typing another posters screen-name will immediately alert all the WGP and they will join forces to circle-? . A circle-? thread is usually filled with anonymous-alias-avatars discussing a non hip-hop related topic or other posters. At this point their motive is to flirt and ? and attempt to lure normal posters into their thread. Once they gather enough of their own kind the WGP will activate a level 5 security alert and release their Shady-Swat-Team to spam the thread and either make a litany of homosexual comments or praise 50-Cents business skills and Emenims singing ability.
3.) Dont Post Naked Females
If the thread gets too ? with circle-jerking anonymous weirdos from the WGP, posting a picture of a naked attractive female could possibly bring heterosexuality back to the forefront. This will cause normal heterosexual posters to discontinue talkining about other males and focus on puzzy. Following a picture such as this, fellow posters will join in and post pictures of females they also find attractive.This traffic very often breaks up the circle-jerking and separates the ? from the guys.
4.) Use Aliases/Gayliase & Multiple Identities
The advantage of anonymity is that it saves the outcasts and rejects from ridicule...while normal socially active people are quick to share their pics, vids, music, and networking links the "Catfish" and WGP are forced to hide and cloak their identity beneath multiple-aliases, anonymous avatars, hidden-identities, and fabricated lives. Their greatest asset is that they are unknown entities and therefore free form reprisal or retribution that their invalid opinions may bring them. In the real world were real people thrive the WGP are non-existent loners who have been banished to the wasetland of rap-forums because they lack the social relevance to have a presence on other Social network sites were women are in abundance and authenticated identities are required.
5.) Get Trolled By GEE
When you have no other options and no way out. When all hope is lost and the death of your posting career is on the horizon, all you have to do is type one word........GEE. The power behind this word cannot be described. Be cautious before even considering typing this into one of your posts. This single name unlocks a poster with powers that even the mods fear. His dimples brings all the boys to the yard and homosexual posters find him irresistible to ignore. He yields the power to have threads made in his name, posts made in his name and have his name dropped every 5 seconds by male and female posters who find themselves unable to ignore him. The Emenim freaks despise him, the G-Unit Wiggers hate him but the rest of us admire his ability to troll the naive and gullible guppies while the intelligent and astute posters either ignore him or assist him in his trolling. Gee is relentless and unforgiving. He won't stop until every guppie is typing his screen-name in honor of his greatness. Some say Eminem groupies are the easiest to troll but GEE has given us concrete evidence of this fact on AHH were the WGP are 100% obsessed with him and everything he types..he is a master brain-washer.
Suggest some of your favorite tactics: -
When another poster has got you trapped into a corner and is about to expose you,just fall back. Here are some popular techniques that prevent you from being a winner.
1.) Using the word "? "
Calling a poster "? " immediately questions your ethnicity and whether or not its been authenticated. Calling someone "? " causes your entire posting history and credibility to be put in question as to your race.. A "white poster" exposed for using the word "? " nullifies any opinions that the poster has and their entire argument is automatically deemed forever invalid. Accusations such as these are not taken lightly. Following a "white poster" using the N-word accusation, the board of White Gaylias Posters (WGP) (Wiggers, Gays & Peckawoods) will log-off and use a dfferent alias or slither back into the Donkey forum or a G-Unit/Shady related thread and create a diversion. if African descent is confirmed, the poster in question will be considered a real person and granted respect accordingly and be considered family.
2.) Type a Posters screen-name
If a poster has already been confirmed to be of African Descent by the normal, calling him ? or typing his screen-name will provide an opportunity to chat with an actual Black person, so many of the curious and Bi-curios will stalk, hunt, and follow these posters out of a desperate need for acknowledgement and attention from an actual Black person.
Typing another posters screen-name will immediately alert all the WGP and they will join forces to circle-? . A circle-? thread is usually filled with anonymous-alias-avatars discussing a non hip-hop related topic or other posters. At this point their motive is to flirt and ? and attempt to lure normal posters into their thread. Once they gather enough of their own kind the WGP will activate a level 5 security alert and release their Shady-Swat-Team to spam the thread and either make a litany of homosexual comments or praise 50-Cents business skills and Emenims singing ability.
3.) Dont Post Naked Females
If the thread gets too ? with circle-jerking anonymous weirdos from the WGP, posting a picture of a naked attractive female could possibly bring heterosexuality back to the forefront. This will cause normal heterosexual posters to discontinue talkining about other males and focus on puzzy. Following a picture such as this, fellow posters will join in and post pictures of females they also find attractive.This traffic very often breaks up the circle-jerking and separates the ? from the guys.
4.) Use Aliases/Gayliase & Multiple Identities
The advantage of anonymity is that it saves the outcasts and rejects from ridicule...while normal socially active people are quick to share their pics, vids, music, and networking links the "Catfish" and WGP are forced to hide and cloak their identity beneath multiple-aliases, anonymous avatars, hidden-identities, and fabricated lives. Their greatest asset is that they are unknown entities and therefore free form reprisal or retribution that their invalid opinions may bring them. In the real world were real people thrive the WGP are non-existent loners who have been banished to the wasetland of rap-forums because they lack the social relevance to have a presence on other Social network sites were women are in abundance and authenticated identities are required.
5.) Get Trolled By GEE
When you have no other options and no way out. When all hope is lost and the death of your posting career is on the horizon, all you have to do is type one word........GEE. The power behind this word cannot be described. Be cautious before even considering typing this into one of your posts. This single name unlocks a poster with powers that even the mods fear. His dimples brings all the boys to the yard and homosexual posters find him irresistible to ignore. He yields the power to have threads made in his name, posts made in his name and have his name dropped every 5 seconds by male and female posters who find themselves unable to ignore him. The Emenim freaks despise him, the G-Unit Wiggers hate him but the rest of us admire his ability to troll the naive and gullible guppies while the intelligent and astute posters either ignore him or assist him in his trolling. Gee is relentless and unforgiving. He won't stop until every guppie is typing his screen-name in honor of his greatness. Some say Eminem groupies are the easiest to troll but GEE has given us concrete evidence of this fact on AHH were the WGP are 100% obsessed with him and everything he types..he is a master brain-washer.
Suggest some of your favorite tactics:
lol....you got too much time on your hands...
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