Reason Defense: How to Save Yourself from Taking an "L"

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  • Vandakken
    Vandakken Members Posts: 195
    edited July 2011
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    Why is everybody picking on gee?
  • Turfaholic
    Turfaholic Members Posts: 20,429 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    save-a-hoe-o.gif

    "Look up in the sky its a bird its a plane. Whats that ? name? CAPT SAVE A HOE MAAAAAYNE"
  • DMTxTHC
    DMTxTHC Members Posts: 14,218 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Lol, this thread is as funny as it's counterpart...but maybe more credible being that the t/s actually posts in the Reason.
  • Fazeem_Blackall
    Fazeem_Blackall Members Posts: 4,216 ✭✭
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    h-rap 180 wrote: »
    when another poster has got you trapped into a corner and is about to expose you,just fall back. Here are some popular techniques that prevent you from being a winner.


    1.) using the word "? "

    calling a poster "? " immediately questions your ethnicity and whether or not its been authenticated. Calling someone "? " causes your entire posting history and credibility to be put in question as to your race.. A "white poster" exposed for using the word "? " nullifies any opinions that the poster has and their entire argument is automatically deemed forever invalid. Accusations such as these are not taken lightly. Following a "white poster" using the n-word accusation, the board of white gaylias posters (wgp) (wiggers, gays & peckawoods) will log-off and use a dfferent alias or slither back into the donkey forum or a g-unit/shady related thread and create a diversion. If african descent is confirmed, the poster in question will be considered a real person and granted respect accordingly and be considered family.


    2.) type a posters screen-name

    if a poster has already been confirmed to be of african descent by the normal, calling him ? or typing his screen-name will provide an opportunity to chat with an actual black person, so many of the curious and bi-curios will stalk, hunt, and follow these posters out of a desperate need for acknowledgement and attention from an actual black person.

    Typing another posters screen-name will immediately alert all the wgp and they will join forces to circle-? . A circle-? thread is usually filled with anonymous-alias-avatars discussing a non hip-hop related topic or other posters. At this point their motive is to flirt and ? and attempt to lure normal posters into their thread. Once they gather enough of their own kind the wgp will activate a level 5 security alert and release their shady-swat-team to spam the thread and either make a litany of homosexual comments or praise 50-cents business skills and emenims singing ability.


    3.) dont post naked females

    if the thread gets too ? with circle-jerking anonymous weirdos from the wgp, posting a picture of a naked attractive female could possibly bring heterosexuality back to the forefront. This will cause normal heterosexual posters to discontinue talkining about other males and focus on puzzy. Following a picture such as this, fellow posters will join in and post pictures of females they also find attractive.this traffic very often breaks up the circle-jerking and separates the ? from the guys.



    4.) use aliases/gayliase & multiple identities

    the advantage of anonymity is that it saves the outcasts and rejects from ridicule...while normal socially active people are quick to share their pics, vids, music, and networking links the "catfish" and wgp are forced to hide and cloak their identity beneath multiple-aliases, anonymous avatars, hidden-identities, and fabricated lives. Their greatest asset is that they are unknown entities and therefore free form reprisal or retribution that their invalid opinions may bring them. In the real world were real people thrive the wgp are non-existent loners who have been banished to the wasetland of rap-forums because they lack the social relevance to have a presence on other social network sites were women are in abundance and authenticated identities are required.


    5.) get trolled by gee

    when you have no other options and no way out. When all hope is lost and the death of your posting career is on the horizon, all you have to do is type one word........gee. The power behind this word cannot be described. Be cautious before even considering typing this into one of your posts. This single name unlocks a poster with powers that even the mods fear. His dimples brings all the boys to the yard and homosexual posters find him irresistible to ignore. He yields the power to have threads made in his name, posts made in his name and have his name dropped every 5 seconds by male and female posters who find themselves unable to ignore him. The emenim freaks despise him, the g-unit wiggers hate him but the rest of us admire his ability to troll the naive and gullible guppies while the intelligent and astute posters either ignore him or assist him in his trolling. Gee is relentless and unforgiving. He won't stop until every guppie is typing his screen-name in honor of his greatness. Some say eminem groupies are the easiest to troll but gee has given us concrete evidence of this fact on ahh were the wgp are 100% obsessed with him and everything he types..he is a master brain-washer.


    Suggest some of your favorite tactics:
    goat thread!!!
  • Gee_has_hot_picture
    Gee_has_hot_picture Members Posts: 2,160 ✭✭✭
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    H-Rap 180 wrote: »
    When another poster has got you trapped into a corner and is about to expose you,just fall back. Here are some popular techniques that prevent you from being a winner.


    1.) Using the word "? "

    Calling a poster "? " immediately questions your ethnicity and whether or not its been authenticated. Calling someone "? " causes your entire posting history and credibility to be put in question as to your race.. A "white poster" exposed for using the word "? " nullifies any opinions that the poster has and their entire argument is automatically deemed forever invalid. Accusations such as these are not taken lightly. Following a "white poster" using the N-word accusation, the board of White Gaylias Posters (WGP) (Wiggers, Gays & Peckawoods) will log-off and use a dfferent alias or slither back into the Donkey forum or a G-Unit/Shady related thread and create a diversion. if African descent is confirmed, the poster in question will be considered a real person and granted respect accordingly and be considered family.


    2.) Type a Posters screen-name

    If a poster has already been confirmed to be of African Descent by the normal, calling him ? or typing his screen-name will provide an opportunity to chat with an actual Black person, so many of the curious and Bi-curios will stalk, hunt, and follow these posters out of a desperate need for acknowledgement and attention from an actual Black person.

    Typing another posters screen-name will immediately alert all the WGP and they will join forces to circle-? . A circle-? thread is usually filled with anonymous-alias-avatars discussing a non hip-hop related topic or other posters. At this point their motive is to flirt and ? and attempt to lure normal posters into their thread. Once they gather enough of their own kind the WGP will activate a level 5 security alert and release their Shady-Swat-Team to spam the thread and either make a litany of homosexual comments or praise 50-Cents business skills and Emenims singing ability.


    3.) Dont Post Naked Females

    If the thread gets too ? with circle-jerking anonymous weirdos from the WGP, posting a picture of a naked attractive female could possibly bring heterosexuality back to the forefront. This will cause normal heterosexual posters to discontinue talkining about other males and focus on puzzy. Following a picture such as this, fellow posters will join in and post pictures of females they also find attractive.This traffic very often breaks up the circle-jerking and separates the ? from the guys.



    4.) Use Aliases/Gayliase & Multiple Identities

    The advantage of anonymity is that it saves the outcasts and rejects from ridicule...while normal socially active people are quick to share their pics, vids, music, and networking links the "Catfish" and WGP are forced to hide and cloak their identity beneath multiple-aliases, anonymous avatars, hidden-identities, and fabricated lives. Their greatest asset is that they are unknown entities and therefore free form reprisal or retribution that their invalid opinions may bring them. In the real world were real people thrive the WGP are non-existent loners who have been banished to the wasetland of rap-forums because they lack the social relevance to have a presence on other Social network sites were women are in abundance and authenticated identities are required.


    5.) Get Trolled By GEE

    When you have no other options and no way out. When all hope is lost and the death of your posting career is on the horizon, all you have to do is type one word........GEE. The power behind this word cannot be described. Be cautious before even considering typing this into one of your posts. This single name unlocks a poster with powers that even the mods fear. His dimples brings all the boys to the yard and homosexual posters find him irresistible to ignore. He yields the power to have threads made in his name, posts made in his name and have his name dropped every 5 seconds by male and female posters who find themselves unable to ignore him. The Emenim freaks despise him, the G-Unit Wiggers hate him but the rest of us admire his ability to troll the naive and gullible guppies while the intelligent and astute posters either ignore him or assist him in his trolling. Gee is relentless and unforgiving. He won't stop until every guppie is typing his screen-name in honor of his greatness. Some say Eminem groupies are the easiest to troll but GEE has given us concrete evidence of this fact on AHH were the WGP are 100% obsessed with him and everything he types..he is a master brain-washer.


    Suggest some of your favorite tactics:

    actually i troll gee757

    ive mad him catch feeling he turned my thread into 100 pages from just him typing "Jamaica is a ? "


    http://community.
    allhiphop.com/showthread.php?32080-Poll-is-Gee757
    -white-or-black-would-tupac-respect-him/page10

    put the top together for proof
  • yroholla
    yroholla Members Posts: 2,494 ✭✭✭✭
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    A lot of ? takin offense right now...
  • H-Rap 180
    H-Rap 180 Members Posts: 15,452 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Lol, this thread is as funny as it's counterpart...but maybe more credible being that the t/s actually posts in the Reason.

    Of course I post in the Reason....why would I sign up on a HipHop forum if I wasnt going to post on HipHop culture??

    Im not some lonely Donkey-weirdo-poster E-chatting in the GnS forum about ? -sex and anime-porn or some sick freak fascinated with GEE757 and his troll-tactics.
  • Gee_has_hot_picture
    Gee_has_hot_picture Members Posts: 2,160 ✭✭✭
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    H-Rap 180 wrote: »
    Of course I post in the Reason....why would I sign up on a HipHop forum if I wasnt going to post on HipHop culture??

    Im not some lonely Donkey-weirdo-poster E-chatting in the GnS forum about ? -sex and anime-porn or some sick freak fascinated with GEE757 and his troll-tactics.

    check my signature, GEE757 is my ? for life, that thread is undeniable
  • Co_Town_Michael
    Co_Town_Michael Members Posts: 5,551 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    ? !
    I think you got too much time on your hands.
    Just sayin tho....
  • Gee_has_hot_picture
    Gee_has_hot_picture Members Posts: 2,160 ✭✭✭
    edited July 2011
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    ? !
    I think you got too much time on your hands.
    Just sayin tho....


    hrap just got

    word to his 8k posts
  • FyHunnit
    FyHunnit Members, Writer Posts: 9,699 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited July 2011
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    ` spff







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  • DanknDrank
    DanknDrank Members Posts: 3,269 ✭✭✭✭
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    Turfaholic wrote: »
    save-a-hoe-o.gif

    "Look up in the sky its a bird its a plane. Whats that ? name? CAPT SAVE A HOE MAAAAAYNE"

    lmao your damn nerve when gotta special cape in your closet with a "V" on it, and you made it obvious plentiful times to us all as to what that "V" stands for
  • H-Rap 180
    H-Rap 180 Members Posts: 15,452 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    ? !
    I think you got too much time on your hands.
    Just sayin tho....

    CRACKA!

    I copied-Pasted this...and of course I got Xtra time on my hands Im self-employed and Self-made.

    You should be on Vacation like me so you have more free-time.....send me your resume.
  • H-Rap 180
    H-Rap 180 Members Posts: 15,452 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    DanknDrank wrote: »
    lmao your damn nerve when gotta special cape in your closet with a "V" on it, and you made it obvious plentiful times to us all as to what that "V" stands for

    That ? -boy is a joke to the third-degree, I never met a Black man in my life that ? -saved on a raggedy white-? with more energy than that ham does.

    But alot of these ? -made suckas is built just like a white ? so they can relate.
  • DMTxTHC
    DMTxTHC Members Posts: 14,218 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Damn, thread merge...
  • H-Rap 180
    H-Rap 180 Members Posts: 15,452 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    H-Rap 180 wrote: »
    CRACKA!
    Cracka>>>>>>>>>>>>>
  • MAKAVELI25
    MAKAVELI25 Members Posts: 5,595 ✭✭✭✭
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    H-Rap 180 wrote: »
    Cracka>>>>>>>>>>>>>

    H-Rap, you sound like you caught feelings though....
  • harry knucklez
    harry knucklez Members Posts: 2,472 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    14.) Abandon Ship
    When its too late to avoid that taking an "L", logout. Create a new account under a different username and start off fresh.
  • Turfaholic
    Turfaholic Members Posts: 20,429 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    H-Rap 180 wrote: »
    That ? -boy is a joke to the third-degree, I never met a Black man in my life that ? -saved on a raggedy white-? with more energy than that ham does.

    But alot of these ? -made suckas is built just like a white ? so they can relate.

    H-Rap youre a ? poor DJ with a fetish for saving internet personas from a good roasting. You always try to validate your realness with pictures, when in all reality your self esteem is weakened due to lack of game and acceptance outside of your family. Why post a pic of a shotgun if nobody is tryin 2 kil you? Why own a gun period if you dont deal with the real world enough to build enemies?
  • Miles HIGH
    Miles HIGH Members Posts: 5,441 ✭✭✭
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    Well now...The whole thing is just lame...Mod activity FTL....
  • Co_Town_Michael
    Co_Town_Michael Members Posts: 5,551 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    MAKAVELI25 wrote: »
    H-Rap, you sound like you caught feelings though....

    He obviously caught feelings if he needed to quote himself for emphasis.
    Just sayin....
  • DMTxTHC
    DMTxTHC Members Posts: 14,218 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Miles HIGH wrote: »
    Well now...The whole thing is just lame...Mod activity FTL....

    These threads were funnier separate.
  • Turfaholic
    Turfaholic Members Posts: 20,429 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    DanknDrank wrote: »
    lmao your damn nerve when gotta special cape in your closet with a "V" on it, and you made it obvious plentiful times to us all as to what that "V" stands for

    youre still hangin on my nuts the next day huh? Get over it son.
  • BackInWhite
    BackInWhite Members Posts: 23,591 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Turfaholic wrote: »
    H-Rap youre a ? poor DJ with a fetish for saving internet personas from a good roasting. You always try to validate your realness with pictures, when in all reality your self esteem is weakened due to lack of game and acceptance outside of your family. Why post a pic of a shotgun if nobody is tryin 2 kil you? Why own a gun period if you dont deal with the real world enough to build enemies?

    awwwwwww ?
  • H-Rap 180
    H-Rap 180 Members Posts: 15,452 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Turfaholic wrote: »
    H-Rap youre a ? poor DJ with a fetish for saving internet personas from a good roasting. You always try to validate your realness with pictures, when in all reality your self esteem is weakened due to lack of game and acceptance outside of your family. Why post a pic of a shotgun if nobody is tryin 2 kil you? Why own a gun period if you dont deal with the real world enough to build enemies?

    Im a excellent D.J., I only have a pic-fetish because my FB app on my Iphone gives me the privilege.

    I like a pic of myself more than a pic of another man because Im heterosexual and more comfrotable being myself than I am representing V-nasty or a stranger.

    I dont have to type another posters screen-name for attention, I think that type of behavior is for girls and ? who are desperate for attention from the screen-name they type.
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