How many of you lazy hoes know how to make a plate for your man

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  • sTaY_TrUe
    sTaY_TrUe Members Posts: 4,189 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited April 2010
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    This a funny ass thread. In my fam, the women have always made the plates for their man no matter what the event is. Some people never see it growing up so they don't understand. Some people just take it more seriously than others.
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  • Dupac
    Dupac Members, Writer Posts: 68,365 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited April 2010
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    its like that whole scene in the bronx tale when sonny told C about the chick who unlocks your door for you....
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  • playmaker88
    playmaker88 Members Posts: 67,905 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited April 2010
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    Marley thx for the plate.. again.. delicioso...(No keenan)

    ;-)
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  • Simma II
    Simma II Banned Users Posts: 787
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    Lol! Dude calls all the females "hoes" and they still come in and explain how and what kind of dishes they prepare for their man.
    Hilarious. Random. I know.
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  • b@squ1@t redux
    b@squ1@t redux Members Posts: 13,035 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited April 2010
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    *posting in this thread again because the seriousness with which you scalliwags take the subject matter is sad and hilarious*
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  • 25th hour
    25th hour Members Posts: 17
    edited April 2010
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    new jacks is 2 worried about self 2 have a concept of what a relationship is supposed 2 be
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  • allreasoned_out
    allreasoned_out Members Posts: 2,696 ✭✭
    edited April 2010
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    Why are women even responding to this?
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  • allreasoned_out
    allreasoned_out Members Posts: 2,696 ✭✭
    edited April 2010
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    Simma II wrote: »
    Lol! Dude calls all the females "hoes" and they still come in and explain how and what kind of dishes they prepare for their man.
    Hilarious. Random. I know.

    I was thinking the same thing.
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  • jackthemack
    jackthemack Members Posts: 11,491 ✭✭✭
    edited April 2010
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    Lmao I say hoes as a term of endearment they know this
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  • Dupac
    Dupac Members, Writer Posts: 68,365 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    THEsweetheart92 wrote: »
    ohh emm gee.lol

    by point is... it's not mandatory
    i'm sure it would be nice to take out food for him all the time...
    but ? is not mandatory.
    it's not mandatory? ur not getting it are you??

    look at it like school... do you want to do just mandatory and get a C on your relationship..

    or do you want to work hard, go above and beyond, and work for that A?


    because if you're only doing what's mandatory ur only going to get that back.. and what's the point of a C relationship??
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  • Nthngis4vr
    Nthngis4vr Members Posts: 2,171 ✭✭
    edited April 2010
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    haute wrote: »
    ? ! my mom too, she changes the dining set and linen with seasons LOL

    she even has matching teapots to correspond with linen lol

    our moms are the same in that regard

    That's cute :)
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  • hummingbird
    hummingbird Members, Banned Users Posts: 2,341 ✭✭
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    Simma II wrote: »
    Lol! Dude calls all the females "hoes" and they still come in and explain how and what kind of dishes they prepare for their man.
    Hilarious. Random. I know.

    lol we dont pay that ? no mind because its ? .

    Now had someone like you or D used that word in the thread title we'd do a double take for sure.
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  • lady_c
    lady_c Members Posts: 201 ✭
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    Simma II wrote: »
    Lol! Dude calls all the females "hoes" and they still come in and explain how and what kind of dishes they prepare for their man.
    Hilarious. Random. I know.

    sheeeeit dudes call females hoes and ? here so much theyre almost synonomous (sp) at this point. ? so watered down it gets ignored.
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  • Simma II
    Simma II Banned Users Posts: 787
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    hummingbird wrote: »
    lol we dont pay that ? no mind because its ? .

    Now had someone like you or D used that word in the thread title we'd do a double take for sure.

    Lol, I'll keep that in mind
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  • Dupac
    Dupac Members, Writer Posts: 68,365 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    hummingbird wrote: »
    This^^^

    Like say, I know my man doesnt like any kind of bean near his mashed potatoes. And he like his corn over his rice. THose are things I know about him because we bond and these are things he's told me in our conversations.

    I dont want another woman to get to know my man on that kind of level. THose arent thing you just run into a party with food and announce. Those are things I know about him because we are a couple.
    lmao...this just brought tears to my eyes...

    i already know my lady gonna make bomb plate.. i'm playing cards and i hear her in the background like
    "no..he doesnt' eat macaroni and cheese...give me the mashed potatoes.....no mom...no gravy...okay u know what.. just step back..i got this"

    i just smile...
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  • ccluvsau
    ccluvsau Members Posts: 1,852 ✭✭
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    ccluvsau wrote: »
    I'm hungry. :(

    Me too :( .
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  • Dupac
    Dupac Members, Writer Posts: 68,365 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    hummingbird wrote: »
    lol we dont pay that ? no mind because its ? .

    Now had someone like you or D used that word in the thread title we'd do a double take for sure.
    lmao....too funny...
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  • Focal Point
    Focal Point Members Posts: 16,307 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited April 2010
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    Naya wrote: »
    Exactly. Men, when will you stop feigning innocence and learn? Almost everything a woman does is strategic. We know whats up

    lol that post isn't in reference to us... we know the deal...
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  • stilldat_dude
    stilldat_dude Members Posts: 1,248 ✭✭✭✭
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    dusouljah wrote: »
    it's not mandatory? ur not getting it are you??

    look at it like school... do you want to do just mandatory and get a C on your relationship..

    or do you want to work hard, go above and beyond, and work for that A?


    because if you're only doing what's mandatory ur only going to get that back.. and what's the point of a C relationship??

    Damn that was actually a really good analogy and I'm pretty hard to impress. This thread is really showing the differences in generations and while I don't wanna bash anyone/generation for their way of thinking all I can say is thank ? I'm not apart of it.
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  • Simma II
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    thatdamnjay wrote: »
    it's a good topic for discussion on here, t/s just ? up things with the thread title. women would've platted this one up anyway, regardless of the title. you know how some threads separate the men from the boys? this here's one of those, for the ladies...

    You didn't lie about that. Still went plat.
    If I was a gambling man I'm willing to be at least 3 of these females will post their dishes they made:
    "This one's from when Donte was sick with the flu"
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  • hummingbird
    hummingbird Members, Banned Users Posts: 2,341 ✭✭
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    dusouljah wrote: »
    lmao...this just brought tears to my eyes...

    i already know my lady gonna make bomb plate.. i'm playing cards and i hear her in the background like
    "no..he doesnt' eat macaroni and cheese...give me the mashed potatoes.....no mom...no gravy...okay u know what.. just step back..i got this"

    i just smile...

    this post made me smile. Cause it sounds so much like me and mine.
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  • Simma II
    Simma II Banned Users Posts: 787
    edited April 2010
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    I fix my girl a plate all the time......... sorry...had to do it...simp mafia bylaws :-(
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  • Dupac
    Dupac Members, Writer Posts: 68,365 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Simma II wrote: »
    You didn't lie about that. Still went plat.
    If I was a gambling man I'm willing to be at least 3 of these females will post their dishes they made:
    "This one's from when Donte was sick with the flu"

    lmao......too funny....

    but i mean..it is what it is
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  • Hobe cryant
    Hobe cryant Members Posts: 1,318 ✭✭
    edited April 2010
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    Man ? that.I dont want or need no woman fixin my plate like some lil BOY

    Maybe cuz I been on my own for years and most people on here still live wit they folks.That ? weird to me.I dont need no woman cookin,cleanin,etc,etc.Im grown I do it myself
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  • Focal Point
    Focal Point Members Posts: 16,307 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited April 2010
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    I guess the real question is this a black/latina thing... or do white American females do this too on a whole
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