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  • MsSouthern
    MsSouthern Members, Moderators Posts: 21,791 Regulator
    edited May 2013
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    I have @damnkp 's nudes


    Selling them to the highest bidder

    Ladies ONLY

    I accept PayPal


    #gettingthingsoffmychest
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  • Dupac
    Dupac Members, Writer Posts: 68,365 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    i used to work in a supermarket part time, and this one old dude would lock up his mop and bucket so no one use it, so i used to pick the lock every time and hide the mop and take apart the bucket...whenever i talked to him i'd act suprised and then try to help him figure out who was doing it.....

    #thatshitstillfunnytome
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  • A1000MILES
    A1000MILES Members, Writer Posts: 13,287 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    The majority of times that I've had casual sex, I ain't een bust...
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  • Dirty Sanchez
    Dirty Sanchez Members Posts: 15,479 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    darkone360 wrote: »
    I only told one of my ex (and a couple others) I "loved them", just so I could keep having sex with them. Smh. Damn shame.


    #gettinitoffmychestnowrarherthanlater

    lol @ damn shame.. man up
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  • Chi Snow
    Chi Snow Guests, Members, Writer, Content Producer Posts: 28,111 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    A1000MILES wrote: »
    When I would spend the night at my richer cousins' or friends' houses...I would wait til erbody was asleep...Then just go through the house stealing little ? and vandalizing...Like, I'd flick boogers in they leftovers...Scratch they playstation games...? in their oven...That ? was so petty and disgusting...But I would rationalize it like "? it, they got money".
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  • Will Munny
    Will Munny Members Posts: 30,199 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    when im at other peoples places, i wipe boogers underneath their coffee table if I can't breath through my nose.
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  • Dupac
    Dupac Members, Writer Posts: 68,365 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    redvelvet>>>>
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  • Shizlansky
    Shizlansky Members Posts: 35,095 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    First time I had sex I literally didn't go longer then 2 minutes.

    #Dontjudgeme
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  • Dupac
    Dupac Members, Writer Posts: 68,365 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    once i was ? and was about to go to a party, but i didn't have any deodorant, so after my shower i went to the market and put the deodorant on in the isle and put the rest back....then i was like ? it and grabbed some axe body spray and sprayed down with that as well

    #nofucksgiven
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  • Trollio
    Trollio Members Posts: 25,815 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    ? farted in the oven

    gotdayum thats scusy
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  • Will Munny
    Will Munny Members Posts: 30,199 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    I used to place my ? near the massaging water ports in jacuzzi-style tubs and achieve an orgasm from it.
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  • Dirty Sanchez
    Dirty Sanchez Members Posts: 15,479 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Du_Du wrote: »
    once i was ? and was about to go to a party, but i didn't have any deodorant, so after my shower i went to the market and put the deodorant on in the isle and put the rest back....then i was like ? it and grabbed some axe body spray and sprayed down with that as well

    #nofucksgiven

    this is pretty normal, had a friend who used to go to every perfume store he could find and only used the most expensive perfume and sprayed that ? empty..

    Everyday the people who worked there were like ? there's that ? ass ? again using all of the perfume
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  • Young_Chitlin
    Young_Chitlin Members Posts: 23,852 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    When I Was in 8th grade, final bell had rung and the usual swarm of students appeared. These two kids were running at full speed... and I stuck my leg out. It all happened so fast - the reaction to people getting hurt badly was there, but I was on my way to the bus and no one had suspected me. No one ever did.

    #gettingthingsoffmychest
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  • Will Munny
    Will Munny Members Posts: 30,199 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    the worst ? incident of mine was at a house party. didn't know the owners. plugged the sink and ? in it. plugged the tub and ? in it. ? all over their soap and shampoo bottles.

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  • Dirty Sanchez
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    ParallelRhymes wrote: »
    On Xbox Live I was playing COD and talking ? to this guy that sounded middle eastern for like 4 matches. I called him a terrorist countless times and after I killed him I would say something like "That's for 9/11"...he got really ? off and sent me messages for like a month threatening me. I found his Twitter based off his gamer tag and used that to find his Facebook. I told his girlfriend that he was cheating on her and sent photoshopped messages of him talking to the "girl he's cheating with." Within 2 days his Twitter/FB and Gamertag had been deleted. I felt extremely patriotic after this.

    #GettingItOffMyChest

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  • Will Munny
    Will Munny Members Posts: 30,199 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    ParallelRhymes wrote: »
    On Xbox Live I was playing COD and talking ? to this guy that sounded middle eastern for like 4 matches. I called him a terrorist countless times and after I killed him I would say something like "That's for 9/11"...he got really ? off and sent me messages for like a month threatening me. I found his Twitter based off his gamer tag and used that to find his Facebook. I told his girlfriend that he was cheating on her and sent photoshopped messages of him talking to the "girl he's cheating with." Within 2 days his Twitter/FB and Gamertag had been deleted. I felt extremely patriotic after this.

    #GettingItOffMyChest

    haha you always did say some crazy ? on Live. Some people can't handle that ? .
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  • Trollio
    Trollio Members Posts: 25,815 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    I stayed over a friends house once. His mother went to work so I raided her porn stash, ate food in the fridge, and stole the money out his lil sisters piggy bank.

    no one was the wiser
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