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JonnyRoccIT wrote: »
I Comment under that ? like:
"You Share that Girl"
He @'s her and says "Read"
She hits me and was ? off
...Now she threatening to call her brothers to beat me up like I'm Scared .
SHe comments under that pic tryna "play" me talm bout stop trying her, I'm not her Man
I Comment "Tell that man the Troof, You think you a Player...& You not baby girl.
I DID THIS..."
Dead at u commenting that to dude when in reality u were the one sharing that girl.
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dalyricalbandit wrote: »JonnyRoccIT wrote: »
I Comment under that ? like:
"You Share that Girl"
He @'s her and says "Read"
She hits me and was ? off
...Now she threatening to call her brothers to beat me up like I'm Scared .
SHe comments under that pic tryna "play" me talm bout stop trying her, I'm not her Man
I Comment "Tell that man the Troof, You think you a Player...& You not baby girl.
I DID THIS..."
Dead at u commenting that to dude when in reality u were the one sharing that girl.
I wasn't claiming her as my girl yet...HE was .
...I wanted to get there though and be a family and ? .
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dalyricalbandit wrote: »JonnyRoccIT wrote: »
I Comment under that ? like:
"You Share that Girl"
He @'s her and says "Read"
She hits me and was ? off
...Now she threatening to call her brothers to beat me up like I'm Scared .
SHe comments under that pic tryna "play" me talm bout stop trying her, I'm not her Man
I Comment "Tell that man the Troof, You think you a Player...& You not baby girl.
I DID THIS..."
Dead at u commenting that to dude when in reality u were the one sharing that girl.
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GodNThaBuild'n wrote: »
I'm lost
so I met up with an asian chick who gave me a bike, got cockblocked by my roommate, then got my Toyota destroyed by another girl, and for 3 weeks had to ride a pink bicycle to work until I bought a Benz wagon from an old man. -
Type of station wagon where your aunt would take you, your siblings, and all your cousins to the store. Everybody would be packed in from the front, to the very back of the ride.
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MANNNN THIS NGA FLEXIN WITH A STATION WAGON... HAHAHAHAHH
my ? I just found out that I can seat seven ? comfortably. These baby mamas better look the ? out.
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Anyway ? all dat. I'm at the McDonalds in North Charleston across from Northwoods mall bumpin "mercedes boy."
https://youtu.be/lQS0t5Hdc6M
Anyway, I pull up to the voice box at mcdonalds and hear
go on with your order.
go on with my order? What happened to the days when y'all would say, thank you for choosing McDonalds would you like to try one of our specials?
*Hesitantly* thank you for choosing McDonald's, you want one a' deez burgers?
I'm laughing, then I put in my usual: mcchicken light lettuce extra pickles, and a McDouble with no onions and no mustard. we're chatting up through the speakers because there's traffic. I say
I can't wait to meet you in my brand new car. Its a Benz!
Mmmm, What year?
That's not important. what's important is that we meet up after work and we go eat other burgers in other places.
she laughs and I laugh.
I finally pull up to the window to pay and it's this big big ? . Like a big muscular dude with hazel contacts, glittery star tattoos on his arm, an extra medium shirt, and no lie this ? had blonde braids. I didn't say s*** to him, I just gave him the money with a look on my face like I witnessed a crime. imma keep it real with y'all, I am homophobic when it comes to food preparation and I hope that n**** didn't touch my burgers.
I looked behind him and is this cute but extremely ghetto ? a headset sweeping the floors. she comes to the window and says, "I thought your Benz was newer than that."
I pulled forward and let the car adjust itself from the left turn where I paid for my food. This car made a noise like a dying Triceratops from Jurassic Park. I want to say at least four girls from the check out window looked at me like something was happening outside. so I'm going to need a tune up before I start pulling these soccer moms. -
Lmao geechie need his own thread
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geechee slim wrote: »
Parked that thang right next to the trackhoe like a boss. -
Geechee tells the best stories man. I read his stories during lunch like he is a award winning author.
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geechee slim wrote: »
My ? ....? look like a murder scene.
This is the last place geechie takes his scumbag vics smh... -
So tell me yall, after 80+ pages of different stories, what have you learned from all this?
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geechee slim wrote: »So tell me yall, after 80+ pages of different stories, what have you learned from all this?
...your roommate is a cockblocking Chinese hating racist.
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geechee slim wrote: »So tell me yall, after 80+ pages of different stories, what have you learned from all this?
Not a damn thing -
geechee slim wrote: »So tell me yall, after 80+ pages of different stories, what have you learned from all this?
THESE ? AIN'T ? .!
...These ? aint either . -
Ladies, never have your newborn baby around Du, and an open dresser drawer. Nothing good will come from it.
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That PTSD muthafucca who served 3 tours of Afghanistan is still out there.
R.I.P.to the ? who's currently smangin his gal. -
I learned love don't cost a thing, but scheduled vehicle maintenance does.
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Wall and CP203 goin to hell for smashin in the military chapels during communion.
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Pastors and veterans will ? your wife.
Military wives will ? ordinary civilians. -
Yo my cousin is in his room right now since 3:am bussin some white girl down. I'm so proud. He's not a ? after all.
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geechee slim wrote: »Yo my cousin is in his room right now since 3:am bussin some white girl down. I even recorded some audio because I'm so proud. He's not a ? after all.
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Lurkristocrat wrote: »geechee slim wrote: »Yo my cousin is in his room right now since 3:am bussin some white girl down. I even recorded some audio because I'm so proud. He's not a ? after all.
? recorded audio? Who the hell wanna hear that
Couple family members. We got a inside joke now. His new name is Killah! -
illestni99ainne wrote: »HOLEEEE ? !
I been gone for awhile lurking here and there and damn yall ? ain't ? .
Now on to my ain't shitness....
So when me and my ex wife were still dating but living together we were having some financial issues so to cover some bills we let a friend of hers move in. Her friend looks just like Eve but with bigger ? . When I first met her at a party me and my ex threw I was like damn and was flirting with her all night and my ex was all ? the rest of the night, which surprised me that she let her move in with us.
So when she first moved in she did mostly keep to herself, cuz she knew I was trying her. All this while me and my ex, her name was April been fighting over trivial ? and I was really getting sick of her.
So one day we decided to have another party at the crib. I was gonna grill got the ribs, and chicken marinating so I'm chilling in front of the tv playing Madden. April walks in and I immediately can feel the ? that's about to pop off.
The ? : ? what in the ? do you think you are doing?!?!?
Me: Here you go. What you talking about now!!!
The ? : We got aaalll this company coming over and you sitting on your ass playing video games like a big ass kid. What happened to you marinating the meat? See I try and give you the benefit of the doubt but you continue to try my patience.
Me:.......
The ? : ? I know you heard me talking to you ? !
Me: I heard you perfectly fine. Let me tell you something. First of all If you ever in yo ? life cuss at me or raise your ? voice at me I'm gonna kick you in your ? forehead. Second if you woke up from your drunken stupor (we'll get to that later) you would realize that I cleaned the house, cut the grass and marinated the meat and its not even noon yet!!! So shut the ? up!
Her:.....Well you should've woke me up!
Me: I'm not your dad. Get up your damn self.
The ? :.....Well anyways take me to the mall I need a outfit for tonight.
Me: Take yourself I'm doing the same and I'm going to get my haircut.
The ? : Well why can't we go together?
Me: Because I don't want you to.
And with that I turned off Madden grabbed my keys and headed out the door, all the while she chasing after me cussing me out I got in my car, hit her with the deuce, turned up the music and peeled out. So I got my clothes I was gonna wear that night, got some shoes and a haircut. I came home and immediately start grilling.
So now our roommate her name was Tina has come out back. Hands me a beer and sits to chop it up. I'm kinda surprised because she would kinda keep me at an arms length but today for some reason she all on a ? . So I'm cracking jokes and grilling the meat having her laughing. I look up and there's the ? in the window mean mugging the ? outta me. I smile blow her a kiss and go back to grilling. Tina sees what I do laughs and is like yall a trip. I was like whatever ? her. She just smiles and says well I'm about to get ready ill see you later. She heads back in but as she goes she brushes her butt up against me then heads in bouncing that ass knowing I'm watching.
I'm like damn. I'm about to get my ass in trouble but I didn't give a ? really because I was sick of my ex. So I finish the meat. Head in to shower and get changed. This whole time me and my ex haven't said ? to eachother since I got back.
So the party starts all my ? come thru and of course first thing they see is Tina. My ? Jason like to who is that? She look just like Eve son! Yo I'm all over that!!! I gave him the scoop but in my head I'm like yeah whatever ? I'm smashing that tonight.
So like I was saying ealier my ex likes to drink. And I mean I do to but she as I ended up finding out later is a raging alcoholic. Like it was disgusting. Passing out all the time, throwing up, causing scenes. Then the next day all apologetic and ? . I was past fed up. So tonight is no exception. She is getting blasted off the grey goose. Thank ? she blacked out early with no drama, except for whatever reason while my ex is all ? up she makes it into Tina's room and throws up all over her bed.
Tina is ? smacking her and April is oblivious to it all. I apologize, tell her just throw away her bedding and is buy her more tomorrow. I carry April's ? to our room and put her on the sofa in our room. I go about my night drinking and smoking and have the time of my life. So my ? Jason been trying Tina all night and she was nice but mostly ignoring him. He was like ? it and ended up ? with another chick at the party.
So end of the night everyone leaves. Me and Tina chilling and she's still ? April threw up on her bed of course. I tell her well the sofa is a pull out you can sleep here tonight. She says well why don't you sleep here and ill take your bed. I say because its my bed and I got a bad back. So I say goodnight and go lay down. Not even 20 minutes pass before she comes in my room. I was scared at first that April would wake up but she was ? dead to the world. Nothing was waking her up. So I ? the raw dog ? outta Tina. The ? was good as ? . Amazing head. I busted all in her mouth. She swallowed and all. She was a giver. I should've kept her ass around but she ended up moving to Cali a year later.
Anyways the next morning April wakes up and again all apologetic. Baby I'm soooo sorry. I don't know why I act like this. I promise ill go to AA. Im just like whatever in my head I roll my eyes cuz I've heard this ? before but I smile and say its cool. We will work it out. She asks me for a glass of orange juice. I go get it. I pour the glass but I also take my ? out and give it a squirt of ? . Not enough for her to taste it but just enough to give myself the satisfaction that I ? in her drink.
So anyways me and Tina would smash on occasion never got caught but like I said she ended up moving to Cali.
Ahhh the one that got away...
So last night my ex called me to speak to our daughter and I snuck in asking about Tina. She got super quiet then started crying saying she knew we were ? . And how could I do that?!? I apologized and said you know we were having problems, but in my head I'm like ? that was 11 years ago! Get over it!
So after she talks to our daughter I get back on the phone and ask, so what was her last name again?
She says oh my ? you ? ! And hangs up.
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illestni99ainne wrote: »illestni99ainne wrote: »HOLEEEE ? !
I been gone for awhile lurking here and there and damn yall ? ain't ? .
Now on to my ain't shitness....
So when me and my ex wife were still dating but living together we were having some financial issues so to cover some bills we let a friend of hers move in. Her friend looks just like Eve but with bigger ? . When I first met her at a party me and my ex threw I was like damn and was flirting with her all night and my ex was all ? the rest of the night, which surprised me that she let her move in with us.
So when she first moved in she did mostly keep to herself, cuz she knew I was trying her. All this while me and my ex, her name was April been fighting over trivial ? and I was really getting sick of her.
So one day we decided to have another party at the crib. I was gonna grill got the ribs, and chicken marinating so I'm chilling in front of the tv playing Madden. April walks in and I immediately can feel the ? that's about to pop off.
The ? : ? what in the ? do you think you are doing?!?!?
Me: Here you go. What you talking about now!!!
The ? : We got aaalll this company coming over and you sitting on your ass playing video games like a big ass kid. What happened to you marinating the meat? See I try and give you the benefit of the doubt but you continue to try my patience.
Me:.......
The ? : ? I know you heard me talking to you ? !
Me: I heard you perfectly fine. Let me tell you something. First of all If you ever in yo ? life cuss at me or raise your ? voice at me I'm gonna kick you in your ? forehead. Second if you woke up from your drunken stupor (we'll get to that later) you would realize that I cleaned the house, cut the grass and marinated the meat and its not even noon yet!!! So shut the ? up!
Her:.....Well you should've woke me up!
Me: I'm not your dad. Get up your damn self.
The ? :.....Well anyways take me to the mall I need a outfit for tonight.
Me: Take yourself I'm doing the same and I'm going to get my haircut.
The ? : Well why can't we go together?
Me: Because I don't want you to.
And with that I turned off Madden grabbed my keys and headed out the door, all the while she chasing after me cussing me out I got in my car, hit her with the deuce, turned up the music and peeled out. So I got my clothes I was gonna wear that night, got some shoes and a haircut. I came home and immediately start grilling.
So now our roommate her name was Tina has come out back. Hands me a beer and sits to chop it up. I'm kinda surprised because she would kinda keep me at an arms length but today for some reason she all on a ? . So I'm cracking jokes and grilling the meat having her laughing. I look up and there's the ? in the window mean mugging the ? outta me. I smile blow her a kiss and go back to grilling. Tina sees what I do laughs and is like yall a trip. I was like whatever ? her. She just smiles and says well I'm about to get ready ill see you later. She heads back in but as she goes she brushes her butt up against me then heads in bouncing that ass knowing I'm watching.
I'm like damn. I'm about to get my ass in trouble but I didn't give a ? really because I was sick of my ex. So I finish the meat. Head in to shower and get changed. This whole time me and my ex haven't said ? to eachother since I got back.
So the party starts all my ? come thru and of course first thing they see is Tina. My ? Jason like to who is that? She look just like Eve son! Yo I'm all over that!!! I gave him the scoop but in my head I'm like yeah whatever ? I'm smashing that tonight.
So like I was saying ealier my ex likes to drink. And I mean I do to but she as I ended up finding out later is a raging alcoholic. Like it was disgusting. Passing out all the time, throwing up, causing scenes. Then the next day all apologetic and ? . I was past fed up. So tonight is no exception. She is getting blasted off the grey goose. Thank ? she blacked out early with no drama, except for whatever reason while my ex is all ? up she makes it into Tina's room and throws up all over her bed.
Tina is ? smacking her and April is oblivious to it all. I apologize, tell her just throw away her bedding and is buy her more tomorrow. I carry April's ? to our room and put her on the sofa in our room. I go about my night drinking and smoking and have the time of my life. So my ? Jason been trying Tina all night and she was nice but mostly ignoring him. He was like ? it and ended up ? with another chick at the party.
So end of the night everyone leaves. Me and Tina chilling and she's still ? April threw up on her bed of course. I tell her well the sofa is a pull out you can sleep here tonight. She says well why don't you sleep here and ill take your bed. I say because its my bed and I got a bad back. So I say goodnight and go lay down. Not even 20 minutes pass before she comes in my room. I was scared at first that April would wake up but she was ? dead to the world. Nothing was waking her up. So I ? the raw dog ? outta Tina. The ? was good as ? . Amazing head. I busted all in her mouth. She swallowed and all. She was a giver. I should've kept her ass around but she ended up moving to Cali a year later.
Anyways the next morning April wakes up and again all apologetic. Baby I'm soooo sorry. I don't know why I act like this. I promise ill go to AA. Im just like whatever in my head I roll my eyes cuz I've heard this ? before but I smile and say its cool. We will work it out. She asks me for a glass of orange juice. I go get it. I pour the glass but I also take my ? out and give it a squirt of ? . Not enough for her to taste it but just enough to give myself the satisfaction that I ? in her drink.
So anyways me and Tina would smash on occasion never got caught but like I said she ended up moving to Cali.
Ahhh the one that got away...
So last night my ex called me to speak to our daughter and I snuck in asking about Tina. She got super quiet then started crying saying she knew we were ? . And how could I do that?!? I apologized and said you know we were having problems, but in my head I'm like ? that was 11 years ago! Get over it!
So after she talks to our daughter I get back on the phone and ask, so what was her last name again?
She says oh my ? you ? ! And hangs up.
Oh well...
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